[277] Toss Yuan Tan
Summary of the previous chapter: Cao Cao got the news from somewhere, saying that Hua Yuexin was originally going to be married to Yuan Tan by the Hua family, but because Lu Xian intercepted and killed him halfway, coupled with Hua Yuexin's mysterious escape, Yuan Tan and Lu Xian did not get Hua Yuexin. Although, Hua Yuexin finally married Ma Xiaoquan and gave birth to a son for Ma Xiaoquan, but in this regard, Ma Xiaoquan made up his mind that he must find an opportunity to get the field back, and Yuan Tan was surrounded by Cao Cao in Nanpi, and Ma Xiaoquan mixed into the tiger and leopard riding, wanting to kill Yuan Tan
+++++++++++++++ Yuan Tan was shocked, and even screamed and howled and pumped the horse's buttocks, afraid that Ma Xiaoquan behind him would catch up.
Yuan Tan shouted as he ran: "Who are you, why are you chasing me?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan responded: "Because you have my woman!" ”
"Yiyin?" Yuan Tan shouted again, "Who is your woman and what is her name?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan caught up with Yuan Tan, waved his spear, and swept Yuan Tan off his horse.
"Poof", Yuan Tan fell to the ground.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't stop the horse, and jumped off the war horse directly.
Yuan Tan was scared of farts and urine, how could he care about his image, he even wanted to run, Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward quickly, and kicked Yuan Tan's ass again, to be precise, it should be his chrysanthemum.
Yuan Tan Chrysanthemum was in pain, and crawled to the ground with an "oops".
Ma Xiaoquan stepped in front of Yuan Tan with an arrow step, and kicked his chrysanthemum again.
Yuan Tan screamed, snot and tears mixed together.
"Why, why the hell are you chasing me?"
Ma Xiaoquan grabbed Yuan Tan and shouted, "My wife, Hua Yuexin, do you know me?" ”
Yuan Tan was stunned for a moment, and said resignedly: "I know."
"Do you know or do you know?"
"Really, really just know, wow" Yuan Tan cried, looking very pitiful.
Ma Xiao couldn't bear it, threw Yuan Tan to the ground, and scolded: "Big man, what are you crying for, do you think you can live by crying?" ”
Yuan Tan cried and shook his head: "I know I won't live long, I just want to know, who are you?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he still had a human skin mask on his face.
With a "stab", Ma Xiaoquan tore off the human skin mask and showed his true face in front of Yuan Tan.
"Now look, who am I?"
Yuan Tan looked up with sobs, glanced at it, and cried even more.
"Wow, you're that immortal."
Ma Xiaoquan pouted: "Count you as a kid"
"Lord Shangxian spares his life, Lord Shangxian spares his life"
Yuan Tan cried and begged for mercy, and Ma Xiaoquan really couldn't bear to kill him.
At this moment, Cao Chun led the tiger and leopard to rush over, and when he saw Ma Xiaoquan and Yuan Tan, Cao Chun shouted: "Lord Shangxian, this thief must not stay, this thief has rebelled, descended to my lord, and rebelled against my lord, Lord Shangxian, please kill this thief, please!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan turned his head and said, "If you ask me to kill me, I'll kill you, I won't kill you yet." ”
When Cao Chun heard this, he was embarrassed.
Cao Chunxin said: This Shangxian Lord is now with Yuan Tan, Yuan Tan is lying on the ground now, if the Shangxian Lord doesn't kill him, I can't go forward, in case I anger the Shangxian Lord, how can I communicate with the main bus?
Cao Chun jumped off the war horse and walked over with a smiling face: "Lord Shangxian, is there room for negotiation in this matter?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled, pulled Cao Chun to his side, and said a few words in Cao Chun's ear.
After hearing this, Cao Chun immediately smiled and said: "Lord Shangxian, this is not good, isn't it a little?"
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "What's the point?" Just do what I say. ”
Cao Chun smiled and said respectfully: "Yes!" ”
After that, Cao Chun slipped Yuan Tan up, slapped Yuan Tan in the mouth first, and then said: "Master gives you a chance, you run, Master chases you, you can run, Master won't kill you, you can't run, then there is no way"
As soon as Yuan Tan heard the joy, he immediately stopped crying.
Ma Xiaoquan: ""
Cao Chun: ""
Yuan Tan said: "What you say, you have to talk about it!" ”
Cao Chun kicked Yuan Tan: "Why don't you get out of here?" ”
As soon as Yuan Tan heard this, he spread the girl and ran.
In the blink of an eye, Yuan Tan had already run out a few hundred feet, and the more Cao Chun looked, the more anxious he became, and asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Lord Shangxian, can we catch up with that guy?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "Don't worry, with this immortal, that kid will definitely die today." ”
Although he listened to Lord Shangxian's assurance, Cao Chun was still not at ease.
It wasn't until Yuan Tan completely disappeared that Ma Xiaoquan stretched his waist and said to Cao Chun: "Are you ready?" ”
As soon as Cao Chun heard that Lord Shangxian was about to move, he nodded his head one after another.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and grabbed the back collar of Cao Chun's robe.
"Up!" Ma Xiaoquan shouted violently, and easily lifted Cao Chun up.
Cao Chun is not tall, if you look at it according to modern standards, it is one meter seventy-two, but Cao Chun is very strong, Ma Xiaoquan estimated Cao Chun's weight according to Cao Chun's body type, it should be 150 pounds, plus the robe and armor on his body, one hundred and eighty or ninety pounds is also very possible.
Cao Chun was very surprised, although he had heard of the ability of the Immortal Lord in the military camp, it was the first time he had experienced it personally.
Cao Chun felt that he was a little chicken doll, being carried by the fairy master without weight.
"Are you ready?"
Cao Chun nodded.
Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips, and his mind was concentrated, only listening to the sound of "huhu" twice, and a green flame ignited around Ma Xiaoquan.
Cao Chun was carried away by Ma Xiaoquan, and when he saw the green flames, he was frightened and struggled.
Ma Xiaoquan comforted Cao Chun and said: "Don't panic, my flame is not hurtful, don't move!" ”
Cao Chun nodded in horror and shrank motionless like a painting.
"Let's go!" Ma Xiaoquan took a step forward and chased in the direction where Yuan Tan fled like flying
Ma Xiaoquan changed his own weight, and also changed the weight of Cao Chun in his hand, and at the same time, with the blessing of the green spirit fire, Ma Xiaoquan, who has a speed of 11 seconds 6 in 100 meters on weekdays, only uses 4 seconds 8 at this time, of course, such a conversion is only known to Ma Xiaoquan.
Yuan Tan is a relatively smart guy, and after escaping, he specially picked up the hard-to-walk and hard-to-find roads to run, although it would make Ma Xiaoquan and Cao Chun, who were chasing him, feel a little difficult, but at the same time, it also limited his escape speed and progress.
During the run, Cao Chun was amazed, cheering and admiring.
"Wow, it's amazing, Lord Shangxian, you're amazing, it's the first time I've done this, it's too fast, it's too fast."
Ma Xiaoquan responded while running: "Nonsense, you don't want to see who Ben Xian is?" ”
Cao Chun smiled: "Lord Shangxian, chase Yuan Tan, what are you going to do with him?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan didn't think about it, and a word popped out of his mouth: "Kill!" ”
"Good!"
Yuan Tan hid in a low forest, and he didn't dare to take a breath out of the atmosphere, not far from him, Ma Xiaoquan and Cao Chun had already caught up.
The two stopped, and Ma Xiaoquan extinguished the fire of the green spirit and put Cao Chun down.
Cao Chun looked around left and right, sniffed it around, and said uncertainly: "Lord Shangxian, this Yuan Tan is really fast, I obviously smell the smell of him, why can't I find anyone?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Your kid's nose is still very smart, then if you smell it carefully, Yuan Tan should be in this place." ”
"Okay, then I'll smell it again!"
Cao Chun continued to smell Yuan Tan's scent, while Ma Xiaoquan sat directly on the ground to rest.
After turning around, Cao Chun shook his head and returned to Ma Xiaoquan's side and sat down.
"How's it going, are there any new discoveries?"
Cao Chun smiled and whispered: "Yuan Tan, that kid is in the low forest behind, that kid doesn't dare to move, thinking I don't know, hehe, he's still too tender."
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he immediately stood up and whispered to Cao Chun: "You used to pour a soak of urine on Yuan Tan's head, if he dares to move, I will burn him!" ”
Cao Chun snorted, took off his pants without saying a word, and ran towards the dwarf forest in a hurry.
When he arrived at Yuan Tan's hiding place, Cao Chun smiled and pretended to pull out his gun and fire.
Suddenly, a strong smell of urine permeated.
Ma Xiaoquan covered his nose and scolded: "Fuck you, what have you eaten in the past two days, is the ball sick?" ”
Cao Chun replied with a smile: "I'm not sick, I'm not sick, but I've been taking the aphrodisiac pills that my wife made for me in the past few days."
Ma Xiaoquan pouted: "No wonder it smells so bad!" ”
Cao Chun finished peeing, lifted his pants, and walked back with a grin.
"How's it going, have you moved?"
Cao Chun shook his head.
Ma Xiaoquan pondered for a moment and whispered: "If you can't pee him, just poop him out, Cao Chun, do you want to?" ”
Cao Chun's face flushed: "Hard Nu should be able to work out a little!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan frowned: "Okay, hurry up!" ”
Cao Chun agreed, and immediately took off his pants and pulled them on the spot.
After some "hard work", Cao Chun really came up with a few.
Ma Xiaoquan looked disgusted, covered his nose and asked Cao Chun to throw the big strip he pulled out into the low forest where Yuan Tan was hiding.
However, the offensive of flying out of the sky did not have any effect, and Yuan Tan just didn't come out.
"Huh?" Ma Xiao was all happy, and said in his heart: This stinky boy, he can really bear it.
Ma Xiaoquan patiently grinded with Yuan Tan for a while, this Yuan Tan ate the scales and was iron-hearted, no matter how Ma Xiaoquan tossed him, he just couldn't come out.
"I'm relying on ~~" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly, and said to Cao Chun, "Lao Tzu is out of tricks, it's your turn." ”