Seventy-two: This is the routine of the drama [I]
I have to say that modern people have cars, planes, high-speed rail, Iron Man and EVA... Wait, it seems that something strange has mixed in, in short, it is really convenient for modern people to move, but not in ancient times.
It is only 60 kilometers from Jiankang to Yangzhou, and the time for a whole day in a carriage in ancient times was relatively rushed.
It wasn't until the next morning that the walls of Yangzhou City appeared on the other side of the horizon, and the group set up camp about five kilometers away from Yangzhou City.
There are many rivers in Yangzhou, there are just two rivers near here, and everyone is ready to wash up and repair a little before entering the city.
"Oh~~~ cool!"
Ming Tian, who hadn't in the palace until now, came out of the woods and was hooked, presumably the big tree thought the same way, right?
The carriage stopped on the side of the road, let the horses eat grass, and everyone went to bathe in the nearby river, only Yin Chan stayed to watch the horses.
"Why don't you go?" Ming Tian pinched the bridge of his nose and woke himself up.
Yin Chan sat boredly on a big rock, playing with the branches in his hand: "They all went to take a bath, and there are only two places nearby where they can take a bath." ”
"You can go with Anlo them......"
"Huh?" Ming Tian blurted out without using his brain, and was glared at by Yin Chan sideways, before he reacted and didn't continue.
Well, the worst thing about crossing the pit this time is Yin Cicada.
You say she's a man...... Her body is female, and she can't wash it with Anluo.
Say she's a woman...... If she is allowed to wash with her beloved little sister of the county lord... Ming Tian will definitely tear her [beep].
"Uh... Excuse me. ”
"It's okay, I can't complain about the government, and I don't complain about the society if I carry it a little."
"Anyway, I don't think you're in a good mood!"
"I'm here, menstrual cramps."
“。。。”
After a simple conversation, Ming Tian didn't say anything to her, picked up his change of clothes, walked to the place where they took a bath, and prepared to take a bath.
I have to say that traversing, especially group wearing, really made a mess of history, and Mingtian found that it turned out that as he expected, the county lord's hair was so smooth because Zhaoyu also invented soap!
And Zhaoyu is not a traverser... Ming Tian didn't know, and he didn't bother to know, even if she was a traverser, she must be the type that had adapted to this era, and it wasn't much different from the natives, so it didn't matter if it was not.
Following the route, Ming Tian walked towards the shallow stream, and as he got closer and closer, Ming Tian heard some voices that were not quite right.
"Hahahaha... Ahahahaha! ”
"Come after me, Anluo! Hahaha. ”
"Hahaha, Lao Chen, give me back my soap!"
It was a string of laughter that could not be described in words, chilling, chrysanthemum shrunk almost with muscles torn.
Goo.
Having already come to the stream, Ming Tian, who realized that something was wrong, still mustered up the courage to push away the leaves and poke his head out towards the stream.
However, the moment the image in front of me came into view......
I... What do I see?
In the stream, there were seventeen guards, and An Luo, a total of eighteen people, and eighteen brothers were doing, which made Ming Tian's eyes explode in an instant!
I can't take my eyes off this picture at all!!!
Not to mention Anluo's ten-pack abs, although many of them are not as strong as Anluo, their muscles are more explosive than Anluo, so explosive that people wonder if their abs have grown to their faces!
Since the hair was not cut in ancient times, the eighteen brothers were noble, and the brothers with long hair were playing in the water! It's a beautiful picture...
One of the brothers closest to Mingtian came out of the water, throwing his hair back from front to back like an advertisement for Head & Shoulders, and the crystal droplets were thrown out of a beautiful arc!
An Luo and the three brothers chased in the water, their faces glowing with the red light of "happiness", laughing.
The other eight brothers formed a circle and rubbed each other's backs against the people in front of them, and one of them also slapped the buttocks of the brothers in front of him, making a crisp and loud sound.
The last five brothers, in the sun, are struggling with each other, comparing whose muscles are more strong.
Ming Tian's eyes flowed from this picture!
Oh my God! Brother, eighteen arhats! If your muscles are modern, Governor Arnold won't have anything to eat, okay? Don't be so... Is Keling good?
I remember that Zhaoyu and Yin Chan gave each of you a piece of soap, why don't you use it, you have to take turns to use it?
Eighteen people, you are so based, do you want to form the idol group of the Northern and Southern Dynasties? In this case, I will name you the Shaolin Temple Eighteen "Poke" people, okay?
No, I can't look at it anymore, I can see internal injuries! I won't take this bath!
Just this beautiful picture, Ming Tian looked at it with a pain in his head, and even thought of what kind of picture it would be if he went down to the river to wash himself.
The immature little daisies in the wind were fluttering in the wind, and suddenly, eighteen-stirring sticks fell from the sky, stabbing the little daisies like cannonballs, and there was not even scum left! It's cruel!
Just as Mingtian was about to retreat without washing, an accident happened!
Suddenly, the brother who snatched the soap slipped his hand, and the soap flew out of his hand and fell into the water.
This brother probably had some sissies, so he hurriedly held his cheeks and said in a more sissy voice: "Oops, it's terrible! Miss Zhaoyu gave us soap, what should I do? ”
"You idiot, how can you spoil Miss Zhaoyu's mind!"
"Hey, what are you talking about now, everyone pick up soap!"
More than a dozen brothers rushed up to the approximate location where the soap had fallen just now.
Mingtian's position was in the east, the brothers and nobles were in the middle, and the soap's position was in the west, so everyone stood up, facing west and facing east, and then, as if rehearsed, the collective buttocks bent down towards Mingtian and dipped their heads in water to find soap.
The eighteen large chrysanthemums can be seen at a glance!
"Poof......" Ming Tian spurted out a mouthful of blood.
Ahh!!hhhh My eyes!! What did I see!! My dog's eyes, I'm going to be blind!! Ahh!!!h
I'm going to gouge out my eyes! What about knives?! Where's my knife?! It's good to give me a spoon if you don't have a knife!
Just thinking about it, An Luo and several brothers may be a little anxious because they can't find it, and they divide their legs to the limit like toads...
This picture made Ming Tian feel that his cornea was about to break!
Oh my God, what the hell am I doing wrong?! Why torture my eyes so much!!
Turning around, Ming Tian felt that he was possessed by Usain Bolt, and ran a speed of twenty kilometers per hour in the forest!
Not normal, I'm sure! I must be the rotten horn of the female frequency! No wonder it doesn't follow the usual routine!! These faggets must be my CPs from the setting!
I don't want it! I don't want it!!!
Mingtian screamed like a pig and ran wild in the jungle!
Hell! Made, Lao Tzu must have seen hell!!
Where to run? Hell knows!
Mingtian has long forgotten the direction!
However, at this moment, the wildly running Ming Tian felt that he had stepped into the air, his body was light, and he didn't notice the slope in front of him, and he fell directly out of balance!
Suddenly, the world was turned upside down, and there was not much road on this slope in the end, and after rolling about seven or eight times in a row, I felt that my body was cold, and I was wrapped in water all around.
Mingtian fell into the water.
"Hmm!" Poking his head out of the water, Ming Tian realized that he had fallen into another river.
However, the river is relatively low, and in the depths of the forest, when you look up, you can see that the leaves cover the sky, and you can hardly see the sunlight, it is very dark, and it is obviously daylight, but the fireflies playing in the grass by the stream have become the only source of light.
In front of you is a small waterfall four people wide and more than three meters high, which is the source of this river, and with the surrounding scenery, it is also a paradise.
However...
"Gunma, you..."
"Ahh Ming Tiangongzi, you..."
A familiar voice came from behind.
At this second, Ming Tian, who had just been glad that he had escaped the threat, felt a worse threat than the eighteen stabbing!
Because these two voices are Xiao Xinzhu and Zhaoyu.
Five thunderbolts! It was a sign before the punishment came.
Stiff, turning around, Ming Tian's face was full of confusion.
But behind him, Xiao Xinzhu and Zhaoyu were both naked, looking at him with horror on their faces.
It's over...
Mingtian felt that his life was short.
Nosebleeds come out of the nose.
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