Volume 7 Chapter 44 "The Upper Beam Is Not Right and the Lower Beam Is Crooked"

Hou Junji this time...... Is it a downfall? Will it be enabled again in the future? It seems like a question, and the answer is not certain, but this time it should be a celebration right, right? It doesn't matter if you can celebrate or not, anyway, Wei Yan never cares about those, and puts the delicious and delicious food on the table first.

When you are in a good mood and make something delicious, of course, you have to call people close to you to eat and drink together, it is just spring, flowers are in full bloom, and spring outing is a good season to enjoy flowers. Speaking of having a good gathering, Niuniu Xiaoya happily proposed to go to Zhuangzi at the foot of the mountain to live for two days, whether it is to enjoy the flowers or do anything else, you can rest at will.

As soon as this idea came out, it was approved by Wei Yan, Xie Jiu, and a group of people, including Princess Gaoyang. Looking at the weekend, he packed up his things in advance, Wei Yan hurriedly finished his work, got off work early, led a large and small set off, and rushed to Zhuangzi in the afternoon of the same day.

In order to bring this little cutie with her, Wei Yan specially went into the palace to ask for the consent of Empress Changsun and His Majesty Li Er. Because there are many people who go, large and small, in order to take care of the convenience, Wei Yan has already sent someone to Zhuangzi in advance to do something, and when everyone arrives, everything is ready.

Cheng Huinan and Sister-in-law Liu came to the outpost in advance, Sister-in-law Liu took people to prepare accommodation and food, and Cheng Huinan was responsible for security guards, but such a Zhuangzi, the neighborhood is all dignitary's house, and there is no ordinary person in the neighborhood, saying that guards, in fact, there is nothing to worry about, Cheng Huinan took advantage of his free time, and actually ran up the mountain to hunt a lot of prey and came back, and even had a fat wild boar. When Wei Yan and the others arrived, they had already been slaughtered, washed and skinned.

Seeing that there was fresh game, Wei Yan simply said: "Don't make any dinner, just make a bonfire." Everyone is happy and happy together. ”

Tell the kitchen to start preparing the food, and ask for a big fire to be set up in the middle of the yard, and set up a stove rack to get ready to start. Meat, vegetables, and fruits are prepared. Wei Yan was in charge of being the supervisor and the commander, directing his subordinates to prepare quickly and strive to set it up before dark.

The yard was full of people, busy shuttling, and finally it was set up when it was dark, and the children had already made porridge for them to cushion their stomachs. When everything was ready, Wei Yan happily announced the start of the bonfire, and the children roared happily, and sat down, waiting for the food to be served.

At the moment, the laughter of children. The screams, the hustle and bustle, and the look makes people feel animated. Wei Yan carried a pot of wine, sat in a rocking chair, and watched the children laugh around the fire, full of joy. He liked the atmosphere and the feeling, and felt that this was the life that people should live.

"Dad. Embrace. ”

Qiqi rubbed her eyes and said to Wei Jiaojiao, it seems that the little girl is tired of playing. Dozed off. Wei Yan put down the wine jug, reached out and scooped up his daughter, let her ride on his belly, reached out to scratch her little nose, and asked with a smile: "Is the little baby going to sleep?" Come on, dad hug. ”

The little girl obediently lay in her father's arms, her eyes wide open. He looked at Wei Yan with a smile. The little hands moved wildly in Dad's face, making Wei Yan itch. Quickly grabbed her little hand, shook the rocking chair, and said with a smile: "Mom said that Qiqi will count, come, count it to Dad." ”

Speaking of her "great achievements" that have been praised in the past few days, the little girl is obviously very happy, showing a sweet smile, stretching out her white and tender, pink little fat hand, opening her fingers, and starting to count her fingers: "One, two, three, three." Three! ”

Three ---- Could it be that the amount of alcohol has dropped again?! Or who added high liquor to his wine? Why did you get drunk after only half a pot?! Wei Yan looked at his daughter's little hand, and then at the wine jug, picked it up and confirmed, yes, it was Saeed who gave him a lot of food and wine, pure and sweet wine, absolutely no adulteration, so why was he dazzled!

Wei Yan was entangled for a long time, stretched out four fingers, and encouraged with a smile: "Qiqi is so smart, come, count again, how many fingers does Dad stretch out this time?" ”

"Hmm!" The little girl was full of energy, and her little hand pulled her father's palm and began to count: "One, two, three, three!" Three! ”

Wei Yan gasped, his eyes widened, this time he understood it, he was sure that he was not drunk, and he was not dazzled, he did stretch out four fingers, and the little girl also stretched out four fingers when she counted, but ...... However, there is no such thing as four in the number of the little girl's club, four is three, but three is not necessarily four, in the final analysis, the three of the little girl belongs to the type of capable person who works hard, and it is really hard to be three and four.

Wei Yan couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly called the child's mother: "Madam, Madame, come and see, your baby daughter counts." ”

Xie Jiu was sitting not far from him, Wei Yan took Xie Jiu's hand, broke four fingers, and asked the little girl to count again, or "one, two, three, three" counting method, Wei Yan laughed again, but the laughter was too arrogant, and he was accidentally choked by saliva, and his laughter turned into a violent cough.

The sensitive little girl Qiqi didn't know whether she was frightened by her father's laughter, or because she vaguely felt that she was being teased by her ill-intentioned father, which hurt her young heart, and suddenly sobbed, tears turned twice in her eyes, and fell, rubbing her eyes with her little hands, crying so aggrieved and sad.

The child's father, who was still happy, was stunned at this time, and smirked: "What...... Why are you crying?! Good, good, Qiqi is good, don't cry, don't cry, come, dad hugs you to sleep. ”

Now it's too late to say good things, and the little girl is not happy to let him hug it, so her little hand stretches out to her mother next to her, sobbing and choking: "Mom...... Mommy hug! ”

Xie Jiu couldn't help but smile and hugged Qiqi, deliberately didn't look at the inexplicable face of a certain man, and coaxed: "Good, don't cry, dad is bad, mom helps Qiqi beat bad dad, mom hug, let's not let dad hug it." ”

After two strokes, the little girl finally stopped crying, and snuggled in her mother's arms to sleep one by one. Facing Xie Jiu's smiling gaze, the tangled in Wei Yan's heart, dry, and said very aggrievedly: "Actually." I didn't say anything, I just laughed a little, how did I become a bad person?! There is no woman surnamed Dou Ming'e in my family's relatives. ”

Xie Jiu patted him like a puppy, as if comforting. Said with a little distress: "When the Qiqi counts to four, it becomes three, I have already found out and corrected it, but she is unwilling to accept my statement, she can't express it clearly, and she is very serious about saying three." I was afraid that she would cry, so I thought that when she was older, I would correct herself, so I didn't say anything more. You have touched other people's taboos so much today, and you deserve to be wronged. ”

The "......" guard was like being struck by lightning. It's still not a light blow, he looked at Xie Jiu for a while, and said seriously: "Madam, be a man with compassion." In other words, being a father has been busy these days and has not caught up with the growth and changes of the child. Should mothers report consciously? Have you forgotten who is the head of the house? ”

Xie Jiu's eyes narrowed slightly, his smile was sweet and gentle, and he asked in a low voice, "Then you say, who is the head of the family?" ”

Wei Yan looked at the five tender and slender snow-white fingers that her sister was doing stretching exercises, and said with a sense of urgency: "Of course it's Madame, if it weren't for Madame's hard work to manage the housework, where would I be calling for wind and rain outside." It's a smooth ride, right? Madame has worked hard! Salute to Xie Jiu, the great working people and the glorious model of labor! ”

"Let's serve the people."

"The style of the leading comrades is really close to the people."

"Yes, a harmonious society."

Wei Yan looked at the big and small Lori and Zhengtai who were making a lot of noise, okay. It is indeed very harmonious, even if it contributes to the construction of a harmonious society in Datang. Emei tofu.

Looking at Wei Yan's sullen face, Xie Jiu couldn't hold back any longer, laughed, and sneered slightly: "Call you bad again, right?" Even her daughter made fun of her, she deserved it. ”

Speaking of which, Wei Yan is quite confident. Very single-minded: "This is the right of parents, right?" You can't take it away! ”

"Equity? What's going on here? Wei flickered children's shoes. Please state your reasons. ”

Wei Yan had an unbearable expression of looking back on the past, but his tone had a smug tone that could not be concealed. Said: "When I was more than a year old, I ate noodles at home, everyone put MSG, a big bowl, of course, put a lot, I used a small bowl, my mother only gave me two or three random meanings, I was not happy, I cried and grabbed MSG, a pack of it was poured, and then I ate a bite of the ground noodles in my bowl." "And then?"

"And then I haven't touched MSG since!"

Wei Yan said as if he had some glorious deeds, Xie Jiu sneered and laughed, laughing: "Virtue! ”

Wei Yan smiled: "No way, I was teased a lot by my mother." You think, more than a year old, I haven't remembered, where will I remember these things, I never even thought about why I don't like to put MSG, the old lady in my family, I am in graduate school, go back on vacation, because I inadvertently taught my nephew two sentences, I said that for the sake of good health, MSG should not eat too much, but she shook it out, so that my brothers and sisters have been making fun of me, being teased a lot, have produced antibodies, originally quite ashamed of things, no, it has become a medal of innocence and cuteness in childhood. ”

"Cheeky!"

Xie Jiu smiled and said, "Is there a father like you?" The teasing and messy things I was made of when I was a child and I actually looked forward to seeing it in my own children, what is this? ”

Wei Yan was ashamed, and his face was full of sorrow: "What else can it be, isn't it that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, or rather, I am setting an example for my son in the future." ”

"Go!" Xie Jiu glanced at Wei Yan, but he couldn't help but smile on his face, probably imagining Wei Yan's miserable appearance when he was young, looking at him softly, with a thick smile, and his face was flushed with a smile, which shows how happy this sister is.

Wei Yan took the opportunity to say: "You think, the child is the cutest at this time, parents don't take the opportunity to enjoy it, then when the child is older in the future, it's time to worry, where does the courage come from to clean up the mess, right?" Why are these two babies so cute! Qiqi bar, count will not count four, Linlin bar, knife cut noodles and noodles are not clear, all of them are called noodles, steamed buns, flower rolls, biscuits, cakes are all called cakes, it is so cute. What a wonderful childhood. Madam, you see that Qiqi and Linlin are so cute, should you tell me what fun things you had when you were a child, so that I can be more profound about your cute and beautiful image? ”

Xie Jiu glanced at Wei Yan meaningfully, and insisted: "I have been a good baby since I was a child, and I have never done these unruly things." ”

"Pull it down, who are you fooling! Hurry up, I've said it all, you have to say at least one to exchange! ”

"No is no, I'll go over and see, I can't let the children eat too much barbecue food, eating too much is not good for the body."

After speaking, Xie Jiu floated away, that momentum, that demeanor, he really waved his sleeves, did not take away a cloud, chic and clean so that people gritted their teeth, and made Wei Yan grit his teeth---- really, not like this! I won't take her to play with me in the future! just praised her style of being close to the people, but she changed in a blink of an eye, are all leaders on top? Alas, don't you know that this style is no longer in vogue? It is said that the people-friendly style is popular now.

"Husband, Qi'er Lin'er is asleep, put them on the bed and help me hug them. Wei Yan was suffocating here, Xie Jiu raised his voice. Wei Yan went over to take Lin Lin, and together with Xie Jiu, they carried the two little babies to the kang that had been burned in the bedroom. Put down the child, cover the quilt, lean over and kiss the two children on the forehead, get up, just turn around, two soft lips pasted up, before they could react, the owner of the soft lips had already jumped away with a smile, and the steps seemed to be with a spring breeze, and the joy was infinite to drill into the children's pile. It makes a certain man strangle in the back---- wood has a future!!