348 This is death
The wine is strong and intimidating, but after the wine wakes up, a group of guys refuse to admit it.
"I didn't say it, I didn't say it!" Du Lianhuo shook his head desperately, refusing to admit it.
What's this called? Ganlong Xiaoqi? What do you do? Ganzu Yanshan? Still **** Lao Tzu? How is it possible, I don't dare to them even if I drink to the point of amnesia.
Is my Lao Tzu a fuel-efficient lamp? Long Xiaoqi: Is that a fuel-efficient lamp?
Don't look at these old things are already old, one by one they are a mess, what are they? At most, a group of bear children.
"Man, the water that spills out when you say it." Xiao Zhan took out a challenge book and said to a few guys: "There are your handprints on it, if it is fake, this cannot be denied." β
The eyes of several people widened, and they clearly saw the content of the challenge book: Long Xiaoqi is an old man, can you dare to fight?
That's it, it's gone.
Below is the name of the challenger, and each person's name has a red handprint on it, and they can't get rid of it.
"Huh!"
Du Lianhuo's hands were as fast as electricity, and he directly snatched the challenge book, tore it into his mouth three or two times, and then swallowed it with his neck.
"No, I'll eat it."
"How's it taste?"
"Not bad."
"Oh, that's a copy, I have a lot of copies here."
Xiao Zhan took out a stack of challenge books, each with a different name written on it: Zu Yanshan is an old man, can you fight? Xiao Yuanchao is an old goods, can you dare to fight? Du Xiaohua is an old man, can he dare to fight? β¦β¦
Du Lianhuo rolled his eyes, he had a feeling of being pitted.
What to do with these old guys? Don't make a fuss, you can't do it at all.
Others don't know, his Lao Tzu alone is already fierce enough, from childhood to adulthood, Du Lianhuo as long as he sees his Lao Tzu, his legs are weak.
Not to mention Long Xiaoqi and Xiao Yuan, Long Xiaoqi pumped him a while ago, and he didn't even dare to let out a fart.
Now go heads-up? Still openly call people old goods? It's a bit big, isn't it......
"Don't take drunkenness seriously." The scholar shook his head and said, "Challenge them? It's death. β
"Why don't you do it?" Kong Dasheng shouted loudly: "The fist is afraid of being young and strong, these old goods have long been out of order." What we have to do now is to break the myth they keep, to move forward and never go back. β
"Dry? Why? The madman pointed to the wound on his face and shouted, "I was just kicked by my Lao Tzu as a ball for more than half an hour, what did I do?" β
It's just, the shepherd vaguely remembers that he seemed to have pressed his handprints yesterday, but he was almost unconscious when he was drinking, and when he woke up today, he realized what the alcohol did when he was drunk.
"Of course I did it hard." Xiao Zhan shook the challenge book and said, "I have already sent out the challenge book, and now I can't do it." The army has become like this, can't we still find some sense of existence? I think Kong Dasheng is right, break their myths, and then shoot them all to death on the beach. β
"What? Challenges have already been sent?! β
A few of the guys almost jumped up, their eyes almost popping out.
This speed is too fast, right, and the challenge books have been sent out?
"Nonsense, it's all big guys, you can pee out immediately when you stand and take off your pants, you all agree, I'll work overtime to get it." Xiao Zhan grinned: "It is estimated that they have already received the challenge book, hehe......"
"I ......" Du Lianhuo was angry for a while, turned around and ran: "I don't play with you, you can play as much as you want, this is death, death!" β
"Do you think you can run away?" Xiao Zhan continued to laugh and said: "Old Biao, I also have a separate challenge book here, which you wrote to your Lao Tzu, do you want to read it?" β
He took out a separate challenge book and threw it to Du Lianhuo, which read: Old man, you beat me and scolded me since I was a child, and now it's time for you to know how good I am. Although you are my son, I still have to challenge you, because I have been unhappy with you since I was three years old! As the saying goes, Lao Tzu is a hero, if you don't beat Lao Tzu down, how can your son fly and dance to the sky? Fight, fight, if I don't beat you all over the place, I'm not your son!
Seeing the content of this separate challenge writing, Du Lianhuo almost cried, and his legs began to tremble.
"Old watchβare you trying to kill me? I have no grievances with you, except that I am a little more handsome than you...... Are you concerned? I'm fighting with you!! β
Du Lianhuo howled and rushed towards Xiao Zhan, and the shepherd maniacs and Kong Dasheng next to him hurriedly grabbed him.
"Calm down! Calm down! Now is not the time to be impulsive. The shepherd advised.
"Oh, by the way, shepherd, and your solo challenge." Xiao Zhan took out another copy and handed it over and said, "That's it for whether the writing is good or not, anyway, I don't have much literary talent, you can take a look." β
The content is the same, they are all about beating Lao Tzu with peach blossoms on his face, so that the shepherd maniac almost carried it in one go.
He had just been beaten by his own son, and now he turned his head to challenge, which was to push him into the fire pit.
"It's been sent out, and they should have received it." Xiao Zhan blinked and said, "I sent it directly by email, and the fax was also sent, so it's useless to regret it now." Brothers, let's discuss how to challenge them. β
"You-"
"Why are you going to drag us to death?"
"Xiao Zhan, I'm not done with you!!"
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"Actually...... What are we like now? Xiao Zhan frowned, and said with a wry smile: "We are like a group of bear children without parents now, we obviously don't have that much ability, but we still have to support the squad leader's troops." What district do we rely on for support? Lip service or personal ability? Useless! β
Xiao Zhan saw it too clearly, the army had become like this, and it was not something that could be supported by lip service and personal strength at all.
If you want to hold up, the best way is to prove the ability of their squad leader's troops, and if you want to prove this ability, you have to use a myth-busting way.
Don't think that it's just the students who have been affected, the superiors have also been greatly affected, and even say that they are considering whether this model of the squad leader's unit is still viable.
And when the superiors start to think about it, it means that the squad leader unit may disappear at any time.
A force that has completely lost its main forces, a force that may have major problems with the current model, disappears and disappears.
But what if the myth is shattered?
The cadets will see how powerful the unit they are about to enter is, understand that this unit is only a temporary defeat, and its roots are unimaginable.
The superiors will also be re-evaluated, and they will definitely recognize the management who is now in charge of the squad leader's unit.
You have to know a question, why didn't the superiors send more experienced people to take over the squad leader's troops, did they think that the shepherds could lead the troops out of the predicament?
No, their meaning is clear, everyone can see it.
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(End of chapter)