Dog Er wanted to go to the Three Kingdoms at that time, I said let your grandson be familiar with the art of war, you hold the book of war for me to sleep, to the Three Kingdoms is not a joke, in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the heroes rose together, the world was in chaos, the swords and swords were everywhere, the swords and swords were shadowed, the drums and horns were contending, the Yellow Dust Ancient Road, the beacon smoke was full of the city, and the lives were devastated!

Gou Er took out his mobile phone and said, "Don't be afraid, we have an APP, and you can navigate if you get lost." ”

"Then you need to download a map of the Three Kingdoms period first, is there any?"

Dog Er raised his mobile phone and said, "It's already done." ”

"That's good, but I'm not going to take you back yet."

"Charles, this is not interesting, we have such a high level of wisdom and knowledge, we both study backwards, but at our level, it is several times higher than Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms."

"Otherwise, you are familiar with history, you know all the first twenty years and the last twenty years of Zhuge Liang, and when we arrive in the Three Kingdoms, you are a god who calculates all the heavenly opportunities. You think, when we arrive in the Three Kingdoms, we can play the wonderful Three Kingdoms Disputes in the Three Kingdoms. ”

I still don't plan to take Dog Er to the Three Kingdoms: "You kid don't leak the secrets, otherwise I will bring you back to the Three Kingdoms and let you stay there permanently, besides, you think it is the Tang Dynasty or the Qing Dynasty, we can go back to be a prince or something, that is the Three Kingdoms, there is no beautiful princess, there is no song and dance in the prosperous era, only soldiers and soldiers meet, maybe you will lose your life there, I said it is better to be happy here, I plan to buy a sports car to play." ”

Gou Er smiled and said, "That's the same." ”

Actually, it's not that I don't want to take Dog Er over, if I go and die by myself, but it's not appropriate to take Dog Er's life. I really want to turn the Three Kingdoms around, and I am still thinking about Zhang Jiao's "Taiping Technique", I am bound to get "Taiping Technique", thinking of this, I decided to go back to the Three Kingdoms.

"I was almost killed by Zhang Jiao just now, but fortunately I escaped quickly, otherwise I would have been beheaded by him, and if he sees me again, he will definitely kill me."

Dog Er pulled the phone and didn't care what I said, this kid has had a lot of girls in the school pursuing him since he bought a mobile phone, these girls are really blind, how could they fall in love with Dog Er, he was not so majestic when he was the Minister of Discipline before, one of the characters who took a fancy to Dog Er was the school's No. 1 female figure, that is, the grease and powder of Guan Yunyun, Guan Yunyun came with eight points of appearance, plus seven or eight kinds of cosmetics to wipe on the face, Xiao Li Feidao had to look back at her a few more times when he was alive, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, What's more, the second dog bear.

Guan Yunyun not only has her own eight-point posture, but also her own three-point dance posture, when she walks from this end of the corridor to the other end of the corridor, she is like a model on the stage. Some people say that Guan Yunyun has charming magic, believe it or not, when she walks into the school, the young male teacher has to take a few more looks.

It is rumored that Guan Yunyun appeared, within a radius of ten miles, and there was no grass.

The smell of perfume wafted through every corner of the school, and the school leaders talked to her and did not allow her to apply perfume, but she only used an excuse to make the school leaders stunned.

She said angrily, "Teacher...... I have a fox smell, and I have been ridiculed by my classmates since elementary school, and I have a shadow in my heart, do you want your classmates to be lonely and ...... myself" said her, as if she was about to cry.

The school leader looked at the touching Guan Yunyun, and his pity rose, and he almost got up and hugged Guan Yunyun to comfort her, he coughed twice and said: "Okay, okay, it's not a big rebellion to spray some perfume, don't do anything out of the ordinary." ”

Guan Yunyun smiled, and almost stretched out her slippery and greasy tender fingers to caress the school leader's face to show her gratitude, but she just said, "Teacher, my mother asked me to tell you that you must come to my house tomorrow." ”

The school leader nodded and said, "I must go, I must go!" ”

Guan Yunyun's deeds are by no means limited to this, it is rumored that Guan Yunyun has no father, and her mother used to be a powerful communicator. Originally, I was very sympathetic to her, but I wanted to vomit when I smelled her rouge, maybe I was born allergic to rouge. Guan Yunyun's biological mother suddenly quit the dance scene a few years later and gave birth to Guan Yunyun, and then quickly opened a beauty salon, Guan Yunyun's biological father is still a mystery, do not rule out a possibility, Guan Yunyun's biological mother went to the public swimming pool for a swim, and then became pregnant! Then her biological father was nowhere to be found.

At school, the school leaders want to give Guan Yunyun three points of thin noodles, after all, the school leader's wife often goes to the beauty salon of Guan Yunyun's house to keep her appearance ageless, and a shot of hyaluronic acid makes them several years younger.

Even the coaxing Qin Shi Huang has been seeking the elixir of immortality all his life, let alone an ordinary citizen.

Although Guan Yunyun's biological mother is not a yellow pharmacist, the bottles and jars in her display cabinet are filled with various brand-name beauty medicines that are worth a lot of money.

Guan Yunyun has always been a focal point, how focal, very focused!

I advised Dog Er to stay away from Guan Yunyun, otherwise it would scorch him, but this grandson didn't listen to me, he thought that he hadn't touched a girl's hand in eighteen or nineteen years, and this touch was the hand of the No. 1 person, Guan Yunyun, which was amazing.

Dog Er doesn't listen to me, it's bound to be because of Guan Yunyun, because Guan Yunyun not only makes the boys in the school fascinated, but also makes those idle people in the society linger, many idle people wait to come to the school gate after school to see Guan Yunyun's demeanor, they whistle loudly, a cynical look, whenever this happens, I have an urge to rush up and knock off their jaws, this impulse is not out of jealousy, nor out of my interest in Guan Yunyun, although Guan Yunyun has its own eight-point posture, But I don't like this kind of girl who is soaked in a rouge tank, I simply have a deep disgust with these hooligans.

Sometimes I feel that I was born in the wrong era, or that I read too many martial arts novels when I was a child, and I like to fight unevenly. I should live in an era where the road is uneven and I draw a knife to help and stop those school violence.

Dog Er chatted with Guan Yunyun on his mobile phone, completely ignoring what I said, once this grandson was brought back to the Three Kingdoms by me, he was pierced by ten thousand arrows, and it was not enough to hit ten thousand times with stones, and now is the time when we want to do a big career, but he was fascinated by the five souls and three paths of Guan Yunyun, alas, I also expect him to guard the three pavilions for me after he arrives in the Three Kingdoms, replacing Yuan Benchu Yuan Shao, who has been in the third generation, and then I went out of Hebei, according to Fanyang, Tongjingzhou, and Zhuge Liang fought wits and courage, and the fun was endless.

On the one hand, his father did not plan to let him go to school, on the other hand, the broken primary school in the village did not want him, the second was that the snot in the village was about to flow to the neck, the female teacher in the village thought he was too dirty, and rejected the dog two several times, the ten-year-old dog was too wooden, and after the age of ten knew a little about personnel, the second dog ran to the school and said to the only female teacher: If you don't let me study, I will tell the whole village about you and Wang San's budding rice field!

The female teacher was shocked, and quickly covered the mouth of the second dog and said, "Ming'er, you will come to school, the teacher doesn't want your tuition, but you must not say it." ”

The female teacher was originally here to teach, her boyfriend is still thousands of kilometers away in the city, the female teacher will only go back after three years of teaching, for a boring village that sleeps at dark and works at dawn, there is a Wang San, this bastard thing, Wang San's five big and three rough and one talent, skimming a few books, nothing to do and go to the primary school to chat with the female teacher for a long time, after a long time, it is inevitable to go wrong!

The female teacher forgot a common saying, the paper can't contain the fire, the bud rice field is still going away, the whole village knows, the villagers carry hoes to find the female teacher, saying how can such a person be a teacher, this is not to teach our dolls badly. Ignorant villagers, you must ask for an explanation. The female teacher was only in a remote village, her distant boyfriend knew about it and cut off contact with her, the shackles of feudal thought were tightly wrapped around the neck of the female teacher, Wang San rolled a roll of covers and left the country, and the young female teacher committed suicide in shame!

Before the female teacher died, she glanced at Gou Er fiercely, as if to say: I won't let you go if I am a ghost!

It was this stare that made Dog Er unable to sleep for many nights, he often saw the female teacher in his dreams, and often said to himself in the dark: It's not me! Not me!

Gou Er told me that the news of the bud rice land was not said by Gou Er, and Gou Er never mentioned it to anyone.

I believe that Gou Er, although this grandson is not good-looking, his mouth will definitely be tight-lipped.

Maybe the second dog carries a curse on his body, and he was cursed by the female teacher, so that he can't touch the girl for the rest of his life.

Now it's hard to come out of a girl who dares to touch Dog Er, and it's an official Yunyun with his own eight-point appearance, how can I risk death to stop him.

I kicked Dog Er and said, "Don't go overboard, Guan Yunyun is not something you can play with." ”

The dog didn't raise his eyelids: "Don't worry, I'm measured." ”

I said, where did Guan Yunyun take a fancy to you?

Dog Erhua pulled his mobile phone and said, "Personality charm! ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, I turned on my phone and saw a message from Sang Yu an hour ago.

The news said: See you on the shore of Daming Lake at seven o'clock in the evening!

I thought about it for a long time and didn't think of where the Daming Lake was, so I asked Gou Er where the Daming Lake was.

Gou Er rolled his eyes and thought for a while and said, "That stinky ditch next to the school? ”

"Fuck off!"

Gou Er put down his phone and said, "By the way, Charles, what is your relationship with Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake?" ”

I asked Dog Er: "What is your relationship with the stray dog in front of the door!" ”