Chapter 397: The Beginning
It's a pity that the British army didn't know about this. So many wounded, still stupid, beckoned the Ming army to take care www.biquge.info of themselves. Thinking about the feeling of being an uncle here, it's very sour and refreshing. But it is foreseeable that when the redemption is made in the future, the British officials will get all the money spent back from them.
When the time comes, they will definitely have no place to cry.
Therefore, when the officer in charge of receiving the surrendered troops reported the situation of the wounded British troops to Nanfeng and them, everyone couldn't help but laugh. Liu Weiguo also played cards and quipped: "Hmm! This is good! We must do our best to carry forward the spirit of concern and nostalgia of the People's Army, and raise the British troops to be fat and white. When the time comes, it can be sold at a good price! ”。
Zhang Xiao immediately rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You raise them as pigs?" It's also white and fat, and sells it for a good price. ”。 followed a disdainful pout, snapped, and came out with a 'seventy thousand'.
Lehi, who was sitting at the bottom, immediately shouted "touch", and then answered with a smile: "If you want me to say!" Brother Liu's words are not wrong. Because the more the British soldiers eat, the more we will earn. When the British official redeems them, we can't say that we are blackmailing them! At this point, he paused again. After putting the three '70,000' together and making a 'four', he squeezed his eyebrows and said: "After all, the facts are proof!" ”。
The surrounding guards immediately burst out laughing. In the end, the British army did eat a lot and get fat. The British official can only be dumbfounded.
Seeing someone speaking for him at the moment, Liu Weiguo's confidence is also a lot. He sneered at each other: "I said Xiao Xiaozi." You're fine, don't raise the bar with my brother, okay?
I didn't have a house, so I naturally didn't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt were!
Do you want money for the shells, ships, and gunpowder of this war? Do the clothes, shoes, socks, hats, belts, tents, and drinking bottles that the soldiers wear ask for money?
It is the rice eaten every day, the gruel drunk, and the corn cob bitten on the cob, all of which are massive. And that's not even counting the fat pigs and fat cows that are slaughtered every day!
There are all kinds of money, but it costs a lot of money! If you don't take more money from Britain now, how can you make up for the lost money?
And... As soon as it came to 'money', Liu Weiguo turned into a scheming businessman. The spittle is flying, and the more you talk, the more energetic it becomes. It is also the money that is lost, which will be deducted from the budget of the Ministry of Defense. So he is also very concerned about this matter.
After Zhang Xiao wiped the spit splashed on his face five times in a row, he finally couldn't stand it. The table slapped and shouted, "No, the five cylinders are here!" Hurry up and win. ”。 It's also a good memory, plus amazing observation. So he analyzed from the cards that Liu Weiguo had played, as well as the cards that had not appeared on the table, and analyzed that Liu Weiguo was likely to Hu The cards were five cylinders.
I kept holding it in my hand, unwilling to hit it. It's just that now, he can't stand Liu Weiguo's spit flying around. He was forced to play it out and asked him to shut up and play the cards quickly.
Sure enough, it worked!
Liu Weiguo, who was chattering and preaching about addiction, immediately rolled his eyes and stared straight at the five cylinders. From the second round onwards, he continued his previous fate and did not check once. Even Lehi, whose card skills were worse than him, was also favored by the goddess of luck, and the lackey and luck played a small card. At that time, Lehi was so happy that he felt like he had won a million-dollar jackpot.
So now that he finally got the opportunity to win, he was so surprised that he forgot to react.
But at this moment, Nanfeng, who had been sitting still with the old monk, suddenly coughed. Liu Weiguo, who was still in a state of panic, immediately turned his face away. didn't speak, just knocked down Nanfeng's card. and wiped his hands on the table, mixing the unseen and the unseen.
is also afraid of the recurrence of the previous Hu cutoff, so he is so eager to confuse Nanfeng's cards.
made Nanfeng, Li Hai, Zhang Xiao, and the surrounding guards all feel like they knew him for the first time. All of them were shocked, and their eyes were about to pop out. Lehi, in particular, was so frightened that he swallowed all the melon seed shells into his stomach. The guard next to him was quick and hurried to give him water. Now, I was relieved.
He covered his throat a little uncomfortable, and said with a little hoarseness: "Brother Liu, what are you doing here?" It's like an evil demon possessing a body, and it's like a demon and a frightened person. ”。 As he spoke, he made a scared expression.
Liu Weiguo didn't think much of it and said, "Xiao Li! You're the one who checked! So I can't understand the feeling that I can't play cards. As he spoke, he held his forehead and made a sad look.
Then he put the card in front of him, hugged it in his arms, and continued: "It's like marrying a daughter-in-law, but you can't do anything about it." This pain is more sour than being cuckolded. ”。
This funny appearance and strange voice made the surrounding guards laugh. Zhang Xiao couldn't stand it anymore, and said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you look like a girl?" Isn't it just a winning card? Is it so exciting? Any more chatter, I'll get the cards back. As soon as he finished speaking, he made a move to get it back.
Liu Weiguo was so frightened that he hurriedly pressed half of his body on the card. And yelled, don't don't...
This reaction is really no one.
But at this time, Nan Feng suddenly coughed twice. Liu Weiguo's expression tightened even more, and his body pressed harder. Seeing this, Nanfeng's face turned dark, and his tone was slightly heavier: "I said, can you remove your feet from me!" ”。 It turned out that Liu Weiguo was so happy before that he got carried away and directly put his foot on the part of Nanfeng that he shouldn't have placed. It's also that Nanfeng's feet are too long, and no matter how you put it, it will get in the way of others. So he stretched his legs under Liu Weiguo's legs.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiao and the others all bent their waists. Only then did I find out that Liu Weiguo's left foot, somehow, was on Nanfeng's thigh. That foot, fortunately, landed on the crotch of the South Peak.
And under the gaze of everyone, Liu Weiguo's feet moved very interestingly. So it was obvious that a small tent quickly turned into a large tent.
This made Nanfeng's face have a fight with the bottom of the pot.
Liu Weiguo immediately smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and pretended to be very strange and asked, "Eh... It's really strange, why did my feet run on it?" Ahahahaha..." But he was greeted with a look of contempt.
Obviously, no one believes this bad excuse.
Nanfeng, who had a black face, also replied in a bad tone: "Really? Since you don't know how to put it, let's chop it! ”。 When he spoke, he deliberately bit the word 'chop' very hard. Coupled with that cold aura, it unconsciously made people shiver.
Liu Weiguo immediately withdrew his left foot with lightning speed. And push the cards forward, shouting and playing cards. Obviously, he wanted to cover up what had just happened. Zhang Xiao and Li Hai were also a little afraid of Nanfeng's cold air. followed Liu Weiguo's shouting and shuffled the cards. (To be continued.) )