Chapter 91: Paper Airplanes
At noon, Wu Yuanqing made a pimple for everyone, also called cat ears. The pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info is just white flour, Wu Yuanqing's favorite is still mixed with cornmeal, but if you want to eat cornmeal, you have to wait for more than a month or two months.
After eating, the four little girls of the Xiangcheng sisters and the martial arts sisters were not too hot, so they put down the bowl and ran out to play hopscotch.
Wu Yuanqing hurriedly stopped them: "A few of you will stop me, I have to exercise just after eating, what if I have a prolapsed stomach."
"Stomach sagging, what is that" Er Ya tilted her head to look at the eldest brother and asked puzzled.
Several others looked at him as well.
"This..."Wu Yuanqing knew that it was easy for the stomach to sagging, but if he really wanted to explain it, he couldn't explain it clearly, so he simply frightened: "Stomach prolapse means that your stomach is originally in this place, and then you just ate and the stomach is heavy, and then the stomach falls from here to the stomach, and then you will be nauseated, vomiting, stomach pain, and slowly become a crazy person with abnormal nerves, and finally your stomach will be pulled out by you after a long time, and then you will die." Wu Yuanqing said as he pointed his finger at his stomach and slowly moved it to his abdomen, and when he said he was dead, he pretended to be dead and rolled his eyes.
The vivid description of "wow" and the rolling eyes frightened the little girls into discoloration, and they came back from outside the door one after another, and even their movements were lightened several times in an instant.
Erya touched her little belly even more, and tears began to appear in her eyes, just now she was the happiest she was jumping up and down, and she was also the most scared at this time, "Big brother, Erya doesn't want to have a sagging stomach, doesn't want to die, woo woo."
"Oh yo, don't cry, don't cry, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you haven't exercised vigorously, you won't have a sagging stomach" Wu Yuanqing, who was distressed, quickly hugged Erya in his arms and wiped her tears with his sleeve, and began to coax her in a whisper.
After a while, he finally coaxed Er Ya into laughter, Wu Yuanqing saw that everyone else was bored, and knew that they were all idle guys, or they found something to do, and they would have to play poker by themselves for a while.
"I'll teach you how to stack planes" Wu Yuanqing recalled what he played with as a child in his mind, and found that it seemed to be either difficult to get at this time, or it was a strenuous exercise.
It seems that only origami is more suitable for playing now, and it is easy to get out.
"Airplanes? What is it?" the three members of the Li family didn't understand anymore.
"I know, I know, the plane is a big iron bird flying in the sky, and people can sit in it" Er Ya replied first, and the big girl who was also about to answer lost to her sister again, so she could only shut up helplessly.
"If you fly in the sky, you can still sit on people, isn't that just a person who can go to the sky" Li Chengqian asked in surprise with wide eyes.
"Yes, yes, yes, people can go to the sky, my brother said that there are still people who have been on the moon" Er Ya looks like I am more knowledgeable than you.
"Ever been on the moon? Isn't that a god?" Li Chengqian was even more surprised.
"No, my brother said that there are no immortals at all, and the people who go up to the moon are also people, and they go up in something very similar to a plane" Erya continued to be arrogant, and despised Li Chengqian's ignorance by the way.
"Wow, it's amazing, Brother Yuanqing knows so much," Changle said with big eyes full of admiration.
Xiangcheng was the same, looking at Wu Yuanqing with a smile, feeling that he was really too capable and knowledgeable.
"Hehe, where is it, I understand a little, I just understand a little" Wu Yuanqing enjoyed the little girl's gaze.
"Wu Yuanqing, where is this plane, can I sit in the sky and take a look" Li Chengqian couldn't wait to ask.
"Brother Yuanqing, I want it too, I want it too" This is the jumping Changle.
"I want to sit too," Xiangcheng was also eager to try.
"Eh" Wu Yuanqing was stupid, thinking that this is the Tang Dynasty, where will Lao Tzu go to give you the whole plane, Lao Tzu has not been on a plane in his previous life, let alone now, why do you want to force Lao Tzu to death.
"No, the plane is dangerous, so you need to be cautious. It's too dangerous to take a plane, it's easy to fall, let's just stay on the ground" Wu Yuanqing had to veto it categorically, and then bluntly changed the topic: "What, don't worry about the plane you are on, let's fold the plane with paper, so that you can see how the plane hit the ground."
After speaking, a few people couldn't quarrel anymore, put down the second girl and got up to go to the study.
The reason why I want to go to the study is because Wu Yuanqing is going to the book cover, and it is estimated that the book cover is more suitable for stacking airplanes and the like when I touch it this year.
At this time, books are very important even in a powerful family like the martial arts, and even Wu Yuanshuang, who is unlearned and unskilled, does not dare to tear up those books.
At this time, engraving printing has just appeared, and the price of each book is very expensive, because it takes a very long time for an engraving plate to be either material or engraving time, and the carved layout can only be printed on one kind, and if you want to print something else, you have to print it on the engraving layout.
Therefore, there are not many books in the samurai's collection of engraving and printing, and most of them are copied by hand, which is even more precious and abnormal.
However, Wu Yuanqing didn't have so many scruples, went into the study and found a bunch of Buddhist scriptures and Taoist classics, and tore off the front and back covers of these books with a few clicks.
Then he returned to the living room with dozens of book covers.
"Ah, why did you tear up the Tao Te Ching, plain books, these books" Li Chengqian did not react to Buddhist scriptures such as the Diamond Sutra, and when he saw the book cover of the Tao Te Ching, he screamed like a girl who had been wheeled by several big men.
"What's the matter, isn't it just a few scriptures, as for making such a fuss," Wu Yuanqing said angrily.
"Of course, don't you know who wrote the Tao Te Ching" Li Chengqian glared at Wu Yuanqing angrily.
Oh, I'll go, Wu Yuanqing only remembered at this time that the Tao Te Ching was written by Lao Tzu, and Li Chengqian's Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu's Lao Tzu were very shameless to recognize Lao Tzu as their ancestor, no wonder Li Chengqian would have such a big reaction when he saw the book cover of the Tao Te Ching.
"Okay, okay, I remembered, I'll go back and glue the book cover later, okay" Wu Yuanqing didn't want to stimulate Li Chengqian, whether it was true or not, he was nominally the ancestor of the family, and he still had to respect it, so he casually perfunctory.
Li Chengqian snorted twice and did not speak.
Wu Yuanqing didn't bother to pay attention to this angry little kid, sat down at the table, pulled out a book cover, and began to fold it, folding a plane in three or two clicks.
Then, under the expectant gaze of a few little girls, he took a breath towards the head of the plane and threw it out with a whoosh.
At this time, a breeze blew, and the plane took advantage of the wind to flutter in the air in a circle, and then flew out of the door steadily, sliding lightly into the courtyard.
"Wow, it really flew away," a few little girls clapped their little hands and cheered and chased out.