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Chen Beiming's version of eating noodles is slightly different from Chen Peisi's version, and this difference is in the background setting.

Chen Peisi's noodle-eating is Zhu Shimao's need to recruit an actor who eats noodles; But Chen Beiming's noodle eating happened in the recruit company.

The company commander of the recruit company hopes to start with eating noodles and conduct a comprehensive education for everyone, the basic meaning is that when you are a soldier, you must have a little bit of a soldier's appearance, such as eating noodles, we can't be as slow and loose as before, and then Wang Ruonan, the company commander, called Chen Beiming, a veteran, to come out to demonstrate, and personally eat for everyone to see, every time a wrong practice is corrected, Chen Beiming is called to show a correct way to eat, Because there were too many wrong habits and wrong behaviors of the recruits, Chen Beiming's belly was blown up in the end, and he was directly sent to the hospital.

In this sketch, Wang Ruonan plays the company commander of the recruit company, and Chen Beiming plays a veteran.

However, in order to increase the shocking effect of the sketch, Wang Ruonan appeared as a male soldier as soon as he appeared, but when he took off his hat, his long hair suddenly poured down - of course, this is a wig - her true face was suddenly revealed to achieve the purpose of attracting everyone.

This design is good, Wang Ruonan's long hair appeared, and the officers and soldiers suddenly exclaimed: "Oh my God, it's a woman!" ”

Wang Ruonan then looked at the officers and soldiers: "What did I hear just now?" Some people say I'm a woman? What's wrong with the woman? A woman can't be a company commander? Everyone, look at it, I'm going to show you what a good female recruit company commander looks like. Wang Ruonan put his long hair on a plate and put on his military hat domineeringly, and then shouted: "Chen Beiming!" ”

"Here!" Chen Beiming trotted out from behind the scenes.

"Chen Beiming, you can go to the recruit company with me now, and educate those recruits well!"

"Yes, company commander!" Chen Beiming saluted.

The two men then walked around the stage and finally returned to the original point, indicating that they had arrived at the recruit company.

Wang Ruonan stepped forward, regarded all the officers and soldiers on the scene as recruits, and began to lecture: "Comrades, from now on, you are no longer ordinary people, you are the people's soldiers, you are the soldiers of the People's Liberation Army of the Republic, so you must make changes from bit by bit, from every word and deed."

In a word, since you have chosen to be a soldier, you must have the appearance of being a soldier.

But look at yourself, even eating noodles is procrastinating, it's been half an hour, and I haven't finished eating a bowl of noodles, what kind of system is this, today, we will take eating noodles as an example, and tell you about the rules of the military. ”

After a pause, Wang Ruonan shouted: "Chen Beiming." ”

"Here!" Chen Beiming trotted forward.

"Go serve a bowl of noodles." Wang Ruonan ordered.

"Yes!" Chen Beiming turned around, came to a place, picked up a bowl, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and then came to the place where the noodles were placed.

"Wow! Hit lo mein! Chen Beiming exclaimed, and then immediately made a saliva appearance.

Soon, Chen Beiming began to serve noodles.

With chopsticks, one pick, raised high, put into the bowl, one hung on the edge of the big bowl, Chen Beiming hurriedly picked him into the bowl with chopsticks.

These performances, starting with chopsticks and bowls, are all non-physical performances.

Chen Beiming's ability is naturally a little bit behind Chen Peisi, but no physical performance is the foundation of an excellent actor, so his performance is still remarkable.

Seeing that his series of actions were so realistic, the officers and soldiers at the scene immediately applauded.

Chen Beiming put the noodles in place, raised his head and looked left and right, and found that the company commander didn't look at him, so he swallowed his saliva again: "I just ran a five-kilometer run, and my stomach is hungry." ”

Subsequently, while the company commander was not paying attention, he sucked and sucked, he put a few large chopsticks and noodles into his mouth to eat secretly, and soon ate a third of a large bowl of noodles, which was really like a wolf.

Chen Beiming portrayed the image of a mischievous warrior vividly and vividly.

"Huh? What was that? The company commander heard the sound of eating noodles sucking and sucking, a little strange, and hurriedly turned his head around to check, Chen Beiming saw it, and immediately swallowed the noodles in his mouth into his stomach, and then held the noodles, standing straight, looking ahead.

The company commander was a little strange, but he turned around and continued to educate the recruits.

Chen Beiming hurriedly seized the opportunity, sucked, sucked, and ate the noodles again.

The company commander heard that voice again: "What sound?" ”

But when he turned around, Chen Beiming looked like a pacesetter again.

The officers and soldiers in the audience burst into laughter.

At this time, the company commander Wang Ruonan finally finished everyone's ideological education work, and then made a move: "Chen Beiming." ”

"Here!" Chen Beiming stepped forward.

"Now, let's let Comrade Chen Beiming give everyone a demonstration to see how a real soldier should eat noodles!" After Wang Ruonan finished speaking, he glanced back at Chen Beiming's bowl, and was a little dissatisfied: "Why is it so good?" Go, serve some more, how can the amount of food for being a soldier be so small? ”

The audience laughed secretly: "He stole and ate it." ”

Chen Beiming turned around, trotted back, filled another bowl of noodles, and took the opportunity to steal two bites, which once again made the officers and soldiers laugh.

"Company commander, I'm ready!" Chen Beiming returned to Wang Ruonan's side to report.

Wang Ruonan glanced at it and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, Comrade Chen Beiming, then you can show everyone how our standard soldiers eat noodles now." ”

"Yes!" Chen Beiming replied, then picked up the big bowl, and poured the noodles into his mouth almost with a stopper.

"Comrades, time is life for us soldiers, just imagine, there is about to be a war, can you eat noodles so slowly and methodically......."

Wang Ruonan just said this, and heard Chen Beiming bring the big bowl to the bottom to the sky, hula hula, and sucked the last drop of soup in the bowl clean.

"Report to the company commander, it's over!" Chen Beiming shouted.

Wang Ruonan looked back and saw that there was nothing left in the bowl, so he was a little angry: "Comrade Chen Beiming, what's the matter with you, I haven't finished saying this yet, why are you finishing eating?" Go, refill the bowl. ”

Chen Beiming had to refill the bowl.

Wang Ruonan then spoke, and then looked at Chen Beiming: "Comrade Chen Beiming, now you can show everyone how we should eat noodles!" ”

"Yes, company commander."

Chen Beiming agreed, then picked up the big bowl and ate it again.

Wang Ruonan was very happy: "Look, this is the attitude and way that our soldiers should have, fast, efficient, and there is a kind of domineering and self-confidence in every detail." After saying that, Wang Ruonan asked, "Have you seen it clearly?" ”

The officers and soldiers under the stage naturally cooperated: "No! ”

Wang Ruonan then looked at Chen Beiming: "Go, serve another bowl, and give everyone a demonstration, this time, move slowly." ”

"Huh? Captain? Where else to eat? I've already eaten three bowls? Chen Beiming made a bitter face.

"Three bowls? When did you eat three bowls? There are only two bowls! Wang Ruonan was dissatisfied.

Chen Beiming had no choice but to fill another bowl.

So, one bowl on the left, one bowl on the right, and when he got to the back, Chen Beiming couldn't squat down directly, so he could only walk on his horse.

Such behavior naturally caused everyone to laugh again.

But the company commander didn't give up, because the performance of a few soldiers was still not good, so he asked Chen Beiming to come to those soldiers in person to demonstrate, so, in the end, Chen Beiming's stomach was too supportive, and he fell to the ground with a bang: "Company commander, no, I really can't eat anymore, I've already eaten ten bowls, and pigs don't eat like this!" Company commander, if I unfortunately die, you must write a few words on my tombstone, Comrade Chen Beiming, died eating noodles in the line of duty......."

As soon as the words fell, his head tilted, and he fainted.

The company commander was shocked and hurriedly shouted: "Medic, medic!" ”