Chapter 303: Jungle Training Camp (Part I)
Male, man's wife?! Hearing Sun Songyan's self-introduction, Xu Xudong, Li Yifeng, and the five of them originally grew up with their mouths opened wider, and that posture could simply stuff two eggs directly! Several people first looked at Luo Hao, and then their eyes fell on Sun Songyan.
Sun Songyan, who wears a pair of black ultra-sunglasses on his face and has neat short hair, is about one hundred and sixty-seven centimeters tall. She wears a pair of AOR2 jungle camouflage pants, a pair of danner jungle combat boots, and an army green tight short sleeve on the top. Although the scale on her chest is not majestic at all, judging from Xu Xudong's old eyes, he is sure that under Sun Songyan's tight short sleeves, something similar to a chest cloth must be used to ensure that his movement is convenient.
Looking at Sun Songyan, who was more heroic than ordinary women and holding an M4A1 automatic rifle, Xu Xudong really couldn't understand why this female military bishop, who was almost rarer than the national treasure giant panda and not bad-looking, became a man's wife when he got to Luo Hao's mouth?
Luo Hao smiled bitterly and touched his nose, smiled at Sun Songyan and said, "That man, no, instructor, after such a long time, you still remember my joke at that time." And can you not call me Luo Xiaohao next time? It feels like a dog name. ”
"Women have always held grudges, don't you know?" Sun Songyan put down the M4A1 automatic rifle in his hand, glanced at Luo Hao's lower body with his eyes through his sunglasses, and said, "It's okay if you don't call you Luo Xiaohao, the key is that you are old enough?" ”
Luo Hao, who knew Sun Songyan's temper well, straightened his waist very rogue and smiled evilly at Sun Songyan: "How do you know if you don't test it?" ”
If it is an ordinary woman, hearing and seeing the man's rogue words and actions, the better-tempered meet and run away, and the tempered one is almost directly slapped.
However, to Xu Xudong's surprise, Sun Songyan neither fled with a red face, nor did he slap Luo Hao directly. She pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose and said to Luo Hao, "******** old lady open her feet now?" If you dare to go up, the old lady will directly exempt you from half a year's experience, give your score sheet an S-level score, and then pin the 'Wood Dragon' badge to your collar! ”
Luo Hao: "......"
Vigorous! Tough! Man's wife!
Sun Songyan's words completely subverted Xu Xudong's impression of the five of them at the beginning, and in an instant, the widening eyes of several people shattered to the ground. No wonder Luo Hao called her a man's wife, and she really lived up to her reputation!
SUN SONGYAN DIDN'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THE ROOKIES IN TACTICAL GROUP B, THE SHOCK ON HIS FACE, WITH HIS FEET WEARING DANNER JUNGLE COMBAT BOOTS, STEPPED ON THE BODY OF AN ASSISTANT COACH NEXT TO HIM, AND ASKED, "HOW MANY HAVE YOU DONE?" ”
"Report, 397!" The assistant teacher wearing a gas mask replied in a sullen voice after gritting his teeth to support his body.
"I'll it, the old lady has finished teasing the rookie, you haven't even finished 400!" Sun Songyan's apricot eyes behind his sunglasses glared, and he said angrily: "Roll up from the ground for me, don't say that you are messing with the old lady when you go out in the future, the old lady can't afford to lose that person!" Bring back six rookies! ”
Several assistant coaches around who were completing the push-up punishment were angrily scolded by Sun Songyan, got up from the ground in a gloomy manner, and went to the jungle training camp with six people from tactical group B.
About five hundred meters away from the place where Luo Hao and they landed was the jungle training camp. Excluding the training grounds, which were set up elsewhere, the camp was about 200 square meters in size, with a camouflage net pulled above the camp and a pond full of fallen leaves next to it. In addition to two tents, one large and two small tents, the camp was also symbolically arranged with barbed wire for training.
There are four watchtowers around the camp, each equipped with an M249 light machine gun, which is responsible for guarding, and the situation above the camp can be clearly seen from the stand. This is also the reason why Luo Hao and the others were ambushed by the teaching assistants as soon as they landed.
As soon as Sun Songyan stepped into the training camp, a coach brought her a recliner, and then took out a can of iced Coke from an incubator filled with ice cubes and handed it to her. Although I don't know how Sun Songyan got ice cubes and Coke in this endless tropical rainforest, Situ Kong dared to guarantee that the incubator was filled with ice cubes, and what Sun Songyan was drinking in his hand at the moment was indeed Coca-Cola that cost two yuan a can in the supermarket!
"Report!"
Situ Kong looked at Sun Songyan, who was sitting in a recliner and drinking iced Coke, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and asked, "Instructor, there are only three tents in this camp, where do we sleep at night?" ”
Sun Songyan raised his chin towards the ground covered with a thick layer of fallen leaves under a big tree outside the camp.
"We're going to sleep on the ground?" Situ Kong looked at Sun Songyan with an embarrassed face and said.
Click!
After Sun Songyan flattened the Coke jar he had drunk in his hand, he glared at Situ Kong, who was grinning and unhappy, "If you don't sleep on the ground, do you still want to sleep on the old lady's bed?!" ”
Sun Songyan stood up from the recliner, pointed to the wet ground covered with fallen leaves, and said, "For the first month, there was your bed. Do not be discouraged, for you will find that sleep is what you desire most but do not get the most during this long month. I don't believe you can ask Luo Xiaohao, he is from here. ”
"Don't tell me, you've been through Hell Week and Fitness Tests, and it's all bullshit in my eyes! Don't forget, the bunches of cubs who gave you a week of hell were brought out by my mother! ”
"Dragon Hidden Force Tactical Group?" With a grim smile on her face, Sun Songyan suddenly picked up the M4A1 automatic rifle she had placed on the side of the recliner and fired back and forth at the dirt in front of the toes of the six men in Tactical Group B.
It wasn't until the magazine was finished that the sound of the firing pin hitting the air came from the chamber of the gun, that Sun Songyan threw the automatic rifle with a faint green smoke floating from the muzzle to an assistant teacher, and snorted coldly: "Don't think that you take yourself seriously by sticking the armband of the Longyin Army, in the eyes of the old lady, you are just like a rookie who has just entered the recruit company, there is no difference!" I can tell you unambiguously that the place you are standing in is not a jungle training camp, but hell, a green hell! ”
The Amazon rainforest is the richest and most diverse tropical rainforest in the world, with millions of species of insects, plants, birds and other organisms. Of course, this also includes poisonous snakes, poisonous spiders, centipedes, and other creepy and highly poisonous things.
Therefore, sleeping on the ground without any protection at night needs to be extra careful, if you are accidentally taken by poisonous snakes and poisonous spiders, the sour refreshment is definitely more exciting than Luo Hao's homemade smoke bombs!