After thinking about it, he corrected: "Forget about the nuclear directed-energy missile..."

However, country Y does not have nuclear missiles yet, and this thing is not allowed to be traded internationally, even if they have money, they will not be able to buy it.

In the end, there was only one headquarters building left, and the mech suffered a little trauma, but it was all a minor problem, and there was thick black smoke and fire nearby, and these weapons were all almost destroyed by the mech.

Country Y has already sent an emergency document to Country C, and the general meaning is very clear:

Dear country C, we have no grudges, why do you still send mecha to attack me?

The meaning is very clear, on the surface, the ancient well has no waves, the wind is calm, the waves are not alarmed, and even a little coquettish... But the side meaning is almost like this:

Twenty-three generations of the immortal board of the groove Nima! Lao Tzu loves harmony and peaceful coexistence, and is humble, you TM will send a mecha to destroy our country! What does it mean to be swollen?! Small countries are easy to bully, aren't they?! mmp, Lao Tzu has a total of TM five military bases destroyed by you! The ...... of the fairy board ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊！！

Five hundred words are omitted.

I'm about to call Xin'er here to Lao Tzu to come out immediately, don't think about getting married inside! When the phone rang, I connected it to the mecha with the USB of my phone.

Scold? Is there a Xin'er?

Hehe! Now know to call? Why didn't you say it before? Scared now? Don't dare to get married when you go to your hometown? Isn't it still a cave room at night? Where's your cave room?

was still laughing in his heart, but when he heard Xin'er's first words, a mouthful of reverse blood really spurted out.

"Poof!! …”

This is the legendary internal injury, right? Now Xin'er's words are still replaying in my mind:

"Husband? How is it to travel in country Y? I was joking to you before, but I'm actually in country Z...... It's just a matter of using your power to kill country Y at will......"

What kind of international jokes are you making! It's really an international joke!

Let's not talk about how to explain where country C will go back to after I go back, I'm so angry that I can't forget the internal injury for the rest of my life!

pretended to wipe the blood from his mouth calmly, and replied:

"Get my whip ready, and give me a high ass! … Otherwise, you will now get country Z ready to fight... I'll kill it right away! …”

Gujing Wubo's tone, Xin'er heard it and sweated, if her husband kills her, country Z won't be able to hold out for five minutes! Because the military base of country Z is the one in front of you!!

"Oops, husband! ~Where are we going for our honeymoon tomorrow? ”

This kind of thousand-year-old routine of changing the topic, Li Xian has long stopped eating it!

"Huh? Not ready for a horsewhip? Okay, I'll launch a nuclear missile right away, don't worry! Death is not finished! ”

I'll go! Country Z is so big! Of course, if you don't play with a nuclear bomb! But I'm dead!

Tell me to prepare a horsewhip... There are no horses in the army, only camels, where is the whip! And what kind of thing is my butt up! Can this guy's nosebleed stop?!

Xin'er wiped her cold sweat when she heard this, and said secretly in her heart:

"Mom, this time it's a big joke! …… Li Xian is powerful! … What should I do? I don't even eat coquettishness..."

Base in the north of country Y.

The scene of vomiting blood in anger is displayed here.

I saw the tall mecha legs together, the feet were about 60 degrees apart, the feet were straight, the thumbs were bent inward, the hands naturally drooped tightly, the abdomen was straight, the chest was raised, the eyes were in front of me, the shoulders were slightly stretched back, the hands were close to the pants, the hips were tightened, the abdomen was tucked, and the neck was tucked back......

made a pose that made the soldiers of country Y angry and wanted to hit people......

"Salute!!"

(DZ: it?? ~ Did you memorize the military posture stereotype? Call the editors, editors! ~Someone is mixing the number of words~~ Come and recommend it to him! ~Ahh No...... ~ Quickly deduct his manuscript fee! ）

(Sitting: Hey...) Scream! Now I don't have a manuscript fee! Originally, the manuscript fee was only a few cents and a thousand words... Buckle again! I will deduct the money to buy a few more rice! What else do you eat??! ）

(DZ: I'll go!) What kind of stalk do you type the word author into sitting?! ）

"Poof!!"

The duke directly spat out a mouthful of old blood: "You smashed my base like a dog in anger, and now calmly come to a respectful salute?!!! TM: Do you want me to pay you back?! ”

The Duke couldn't help but press the missile launch button, rubbed his temples vigorously, afraid of fainting, and took a hard breath again:

"the second uncle, the fourth and sixth mother-in-law, the third grandson, the fifth best friend, the sixth friend, the sister-in-law of the eldest cousin... (There are a thousand words left in the back, and the number of words is not mixed)..."

Looking at the coastal steel base that I worked so hard to build... And so it was ruined in twenty minutes ...

Li Xian: "Uh... Take pity on him for a second, who told him to be taken by Xin'er? ”

……

When I came to country Z, I swaggered into the military base, and then came to Xin'er's office.

Now she's alone.

Hey! This stupid girl is really waiting for me with her ass cocked!

"The whip is hanging on the door! If you beat me, don't kill our people from country Z! ”

Walk in and take a look, I'll go! Miniskirt! But I just can't see what color it is...

I turned around and looked at the office door, and I was really hanging a horsewhip!

When he turned his body, he twisted his lungs, and suddenly pulled it to the top of his mouth, spurting out a mouthful of blood.

"Huh? Little Immortal?! What's wrong?! After so long, shouldn't you be immune to the production of antibodies? Is the reaction still that big? ”

"Big fart!"

Covering his chest: "This is obviously a pulmonary hemorrhage that came out of your words!" In addition, when I went to country Y, I used impact bombs all the way, and people were about to be flattened! ”

"Watching you vomit blood... I'm so ......."

Xin'er then burst into tears and looked worried.

"If I hadn't known you, I would have almost believed you!"

"Oh, it's true! I will never dare to play such an international joke on you again. ”

Xin'er knew how much pressure the mecha had when it used the impact projectile, almost close to twenty times the acceleration of gravity, which was equivalent to having twenty of them pressed on her body.

Seeing her beautiful appearance, well, believe her for a while...

"If you dare to joke like this in the future, I'll treat you as an ass flower!"

"Got it!"

Xin'er said hesitantly: "People's butts won't bloom... I want to spank your ass too! Although it is said that the tiger's ass can't be touched~......"

"Huh? What are you talking about? ”

"Uh, nothing! By the way, how is Chen Yan's grandfather? Most of them died? ”

This girl is changing the topic again, and her skills in this area are at full level!

Shook his head helplessly, and didn't talk about the previous thing:

"How is that possible? With my powerful ability to find, I found the superpower who can be cured in two clicks! And then saved his grandfather! ”

Uh, it seems that I met little Dingding, I didn't find it at all, hey whatever! Luck is also part of strength!!

"Wow! So strong?! Who is it?! ”

I wanted to say to her, "It's the women from last night!" ”

But he didn't dare to say it, making this kind of joke: "That's which little sister I'm talking about, her ability to heal, and a hidden ability is to bring the dead back to life, but only need to use it three times." ”

"Oooh... I see, well, this girl will forgive you for the time being! ”

“……”