Chapter 0064 Dung Book Pit Ru
"Diligence...... Diligence and dampness? ”
Xin'er read with the history teacher, and then muttered, she really doesn't understand the history of country C!
"Haha! I knew you would go down in history! ”
"Humph! I'm from country Z! ”
"Even Qin Shihuang doesn't know him? He also said that you can learn! Let me tell you! Qin Shihuang got that... What a book pit you! It's him... It was the most unwise thing he had ever done in his life! ”
Lingling closed the book and said speechlessly to the inferior fly: "Hey! Big brother, don't talk about second brother! You're both pretty much the same! Also you teach... I'm afraid that in a few days, it will be said that it will be diligent yellow again! ”
"Hahaha~"
Xin'er snickered on the side, and then was stopped by Li Xian's look.
"Yes, yes...... I didn't learn history well. ”
"Hey, hey! ……”
"Laugh again!"
“……”
In the last history class, Xin'er slapped the table with laughter, and the laughter was all on the bad fly, because he didn't know anything about history, and he had to pretend to be serious and explain to himself.
Another top student... This is the unanimous idea of all people, the class in high school has to be said to be very, very compact, coupled with the teacher's 'last two minutes' procrastination, there is almost no time to get out of class, and you have to hold it up to the toilet.
Xin'er is so sleepy, she was SM all night last night, she must be fake if she is not sleepy, she put the book on her face, she fell asleep like this, and her sleeping position was extremely cute, but because of the reason that the book was covered, only Li Xian and Lingling could see it.
"Tao Wei Ang !!"
The 'lion's roar' of the female math teacher broke out! Merge this 10,000-year-old skill's chalk! Tao Weiang was instantly woken up, and then looked helplessly at the tigress in his heart uh no, lioness.
Now only the math teacher can control him, because his father explained to the math teacher alone when he came to school, and Tao Weiang didn't dare to mess with her.
"Tao Weiang!! Look at your math homework! Tell you to draw a function function! You TM draw an image of a tree with a mouth in your mouth on it! The inverse function becomes the other way around! The exponential function also draws a hand to point at the tree! Did I tell you to draw odd functions, and you want to draw a chicken eating a tree?!! Are you kidding me?!! And also! …… The old lady told you to draw a P point on the coordinate axis, and you dog cub to draw a chrysanthemum on it! Look at you! And those top students! Yes!! Everyone is reading books when they sleep! And you?? You have to sleep when you read! ”
“……”
Tao Weiang was told by the math teacher that he had no power to fight back, and he didn't dare to refute it, he was really afraid that she would sue her father, otherwise she would be beaten again when she went back! Mother is back and may mix doubles! Grandpa came back and beat him with all his strength in all directions, and grandpa came back... Crazy hanging on the ground... It's strange if you don't die!!
"Now I have superpowers... If they dare to beat themselves again, I'll hypnotize them! When you wake up, you say you're tired and asleep... Hahaha I'm so smart!! ”
Tao Weiang laughed happily in his heart, and completely forgot about the math teacher who was scolding endlessly, anyway, he had already learned a new skill - left ear in and right ear out! How much in and out of Lao Tzu! Even if your ears are calloused, you can't listen to a word! Hahaha!
"Huh?"
When Xin'er heard the teacher call her name, she suddenly woke up, and then the book covering her face lightly smashed on her face, making her scream:
"Hmm... Baby's nose... was smashed..."
"It's none of your business!! Keep sleeping! ”
Seeing that she woke up, Li Xian replied on the side, but everyone was reading books while sleeping!
"Oh!"
This girl... Fell asleep again after lying down! Maybe it was really SM (insomnia) last night!
“……”
Next, looking at the math teacher who was talking like a submachine gun, Li Xianzhen wanted to say to the math teacher: I admire it! Admire!
Now that class is finally over, the teacher's mouth has never stopped for forty minutes of math class! And it's still going at a rate of five words per second!
It's faster than you can type! Ahh It's faster than reading it yourself! It's no wonder that I often see high school students complaining on the Internet that the teacher is better than all lullaby in class!
A tenacious puppy passing by at the door of the classroom before was hypnotized!
Lingling sorted through her notes and books and asked herself, "Is she your girlfriend?" ”
Hearing this, she couldn't help but laugh dryly, it was completely her side of the story, but she still nodded, thinking:
"I didn't know that a girlfriend needed to be in a certain relationship, but I was the closest girl I had with her."
In terms of intimacy with the women around her, Xin'er has surpassed Xiaojing in recent days.
In the past, the closest woman around Li Xian was not her mother, but Xiao Jing of the Fierce Eagle Clan.
As for his own mother... I haven't seen her since I was born, and even if I did, it was when I was three or four years old, when my memory was not mature, and my brain would delete it again when I was six or seven years old.
Now that I think about it, it's even clearer! I just remember the kind and motherly cheeks... How warm and beautiful......
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"Ding!!"
The bell rings for the end of school! This time, Li Xianxue was obedient, and the speed of packing up the books was record-breaking.
"Students... I'm taking up a couple of minutes... Wait until I'm done with this chemical equation..."
The chemistry teacher had no idea about the terrible competition in the cafeteria, okay! Now it's delayed for a minute, but it won't be changed in half an hour!
Half a minute later, seeing the eager eyes of the students, the chemistry teacher no longer delayed: "Okay...... Students... Under! … Belch! ”
This teacher's lesson hasn't finished yet, and there is a bang! All the people in the classroom slipped away! Leaving a sluggish teacher messy in the wind......
She is not afraid, because the teacher has a special teacher canteen!
"Whew!! ……”
The speed of the bad flies is like a gust of wind! When those classmates saw the super school bully rushing in, they hurriedly made way for him, for fear of being affected.
I can only say that my actions are really domineering! Holding Xin'er in one hand and Lingling in the other, running on the playground in a straight line, only by passing by here can you reach the canteen with extremely cruel competitiveness!
"Wow! …”
Those who saw the inferior flies flying away were shocked, and the super school bully didn't plan to cut the line! What a supreme quality!
"Wow! Male god! ”
Those girls screamed, their eyes were flushed with red hearts, he could run so fast with two girls, and his physical fitness would definitely not be bad!
"Huh?! Captain Bad Fly? Benefactor! … Why is he in this school! ”
After Chen Yan saw Li Xian, he secretly screamed in his heart, with his parents' inheritance of 10 million, of course he could afford to go to a talent school, rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that he was an inferior fly, he muttered: "Could it be that the benefactor is performing some kind of task?" Alas, don't guess, starve to death, eat first! ”
The side meaning of the talent school is the school that can only be read by talent, although the name is very straightforward, you can learn by talent, but in addition to the excellent talent, you can also study this school if you have money, so in addition to the top students, the other students are rich and noble families.
If you don't study well, you have to pay 100,000 civilian coins first to go to this school, which is a lot of money for ordinary families!