The Tang style of rejuvenation is bright
In the Dongpo Mountain of Lishui County, Yingtianfu, Daming, there is a village, this village is very individual, which one? Because it is obviously at the foot of Dongpo Mountain, it has to be called Xipo Village
And now, not only the name of Xipo Village is famous, but in recent months, a celebrity has just been born in Xipo Village, and the way he is famous is also very individual-lazy
To say that this is lazy, it is human nature, how many people in the world dare to say that they are not lazy? There are thousands of lazy people in the world, and who dares to be lazy with Zheng Jue? Of course, they didn't have a chance to compare with Zheng Jue, because he was too lazy to compare with others at all
When Zheng Jue was born, just in time for the army of King Yan to go south, Zheng Jue's father didn't know which tendon in his brain was wrong, so he was stunned to follow the army of King Yan to make up the excitement of the siege, and he never came back, until King Yan ascended the throne, a few military households came to the city, brought dozens of taels of silver, and gave it to Zheng Jue's mother, saying that it was a pension issued by the imperial court
Fortunately, with the help of the elders in the clan, they used the pension to buy more than a dozen acres of land in Zheng Jue's name, so that Zheng Jue had the capital to be "lazy".
In the end, because Zheng Jue had no one to support him, the clan stipulated that whoever Zheng Jue ate at in the past half a year, the rent of the more than ten acres of land would belong to whom, and in an instant, Zheng Jue changed from beach volleyball to football basketball
All of a sudden, all the relatives who have a trace of blood relationship with Zheng Jue have made their debuts, isn't it just a little doll who is still breastfeeding, how much can she eat in half a year? The rent of more than a dozen acres of land is enough for an ordinary farmer's family to eat for half a year!
Zheng Jue should be glad that the patriarch of his family is not King Solomon, otherwise Zheng Jue will have no place to cry if he divides Zheng Jue into a few knives, but fortunately, the patriarch stipulates that the relatives take turns to take care of Zheng Jue, starting from the patriarch's house
After a few rounds, the "relatives" also understood the accounts, and even supervised each other, this Zheng Jue grew up day by day, the less snacks there were, the greater the income for half a year, so the relatives were staring at the people on duty and looking for an opportunity to seize Zheng Jue's "right to support" if they were slightly "abused"
Zheng Jue looked at these ancient people coldly, and he couldn't help but grab himself for that little food, and he had to endure laughing in his heart
That's right, Zheng Jue was a perennial scumbag in a medical school in later generations, until he was about to graduate, and the school issued a notice telling Zheng Jue that if he failed the course, he would cancel Zheng Jue's file and student status, Zheng Jue panicked...... But it's too late, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, how can the homework that falls be made up in a few days, Zheng Jue doesn't have special functions such as the perspective prediction of the gods in the ability novel, and finally Zheng Jue failed the last exam in the future without any suspense, and the school also did what it said to revoke Zheng Jue's student file, Zheng Jue greeted all the female family members of the school leaders at the school gate, and knew that he was speechless to see Jiangdong's father, so he jumped into the Qinhuai River winter swim......
When Zheng Jue woke up the next time, he had already become a posthumous child, but Zheng Jue didn't bring nothing, when Zheng Jue was born, his mother brought him a jade pendant, which was a combination of two pieces of jade - Jue, Zheng Jue also got his name, Zheng Jue
Zheng Jue is very lazy, very lazy, it just so happens that Zheng Jue grew up eating hundreds of meals, and he can be regarded as worry-free, but some problems have also troubled Zheng Jue, because Zheng Jue is too lazy to learn, so no matter how his relatives teach, Zheng Jue just doesn't open his mouth to speak, until Zheng Jue noticed the strange eyes of the patriarch and relatives, and then he was shy and said "hate~"
After that, Zheng Jue ignored everyone's surprise and creepy, and willfully turned his head to the other side
After that, Zheng Jue began to slowly pay attention to what children of the same age were doing, he would walk immediately when people could walk, and he would run immediately when people could run, so as to avoid the fate of being thrown into the toilet as a monster and drowning
Later, Zheng Jue's lazy attributes were gradually exposed
"Xiao Jue, let's go to the field with my uncle"
"Oops, my stomach hurts"
"Xiao Jue and Uncle will go to the mountains to collect medicinal herbs!"
"Oops, my stomach hurts to death"
As a last resort, when the patriarch invited Lang Zhong, the eldest doctor of Shili and Eight Villages, to see Zheng Jue, he shook his head helplessly in the end and told the village chief
"It's good to take a beating......"
Zheng Jue looked at these "quacks" with resentment, and swore that he would never go to them to see a doctor, Zheng Jue saw the patriarch coming with a rattan, and after that, Zheng Jue began to list running as a sport that he wanted to focus on, especially sprinting......
Just when Zheng Jue, a hard-working scumbag who had no pursuit, planned to live the rest of his life from this prosperous era of the Ming Dynasty, Zheng Jue made a chance discovery, which made him destined to spend this life ordinarily
One day, when Zheng Jue was bored playing with the jade Jue that was not in good condition, his little hand was cheap, and as soon as he twisted it, Zheng Jue found that a translucent small medicine cabinet appeared in front of him, which contained some things that Zheng Jue was once extremely familiar with, such as scalpels, syringes, and other medical supplies, Zheng Jue waved his hand in disgust, and inadvertently touched it, the real touch made Zheng Jue stunned on the spot for a long time, unable to extricate himself for a long time, and only reacted after a while and picked up a scalpel
As soon as the scalpel left the medicine cabinet, it became three-dimensional, and the medicine cabinet disappeared with it, and Xiao Zheng Jue, who was less than ten years old, looked at the scalpel with a cold light in the sun, and had to believe this fact
After that, Zheng Jue took out the jade pendant again, repeated the previous action, and then the medicine cabinet appeared in front of Zheng Jue's eyes again, Zheng Jue tried to put the scalpel back, and sure enough, the scalpel became translucent as soon as it touched the medicine cabinet, and seemed to be integrated with the medicine cabinet
Zheng Jue groped through a few small drawers under the medicine cabinet and found some medicines, such as penicillin, anesthetics, alcohol and other medical drugs, but Zheng Jue was not very interested in these things, after all, there were too few of them, and no one believed them when they took them out, but it was useless for others to believe them, because Zheng Jue didn't have many in his hands
Zheng Jue, who has lofty ideals and ambitions, spent thirty seconds making arrangements for these medicines - to keep them for treatment for himself and his future family
As Zheng Jue thought about it more and more, ate more and more, and had more and more problems, finally the relatives couldn't bear it anymore, and threw their previous welcoming attitude to Java, facing Zheng Jue with cold eyes
As Zheng Jue received more and more disapproval, Zheng Jue finally asked the patriarch to be independent, and when Zheng Jue saw the old patriarch with slightly ruddy eyes, he realized that he seemed to have made a big mistake