Someone looked at the clear and clean eyes of little Lori, and recalled the painful past with speechless tears.

Wei Yan doesn't know how to play Go, not at all, has never been exposed to it, and has no interest in it before. After traveling back to ancient times, when I was idle and had nothing to do, I learned Go when I needed to find entertainment. When you first learn it, you have a lot of addiction and poor skills, which is a common situation. So, after challenging n people and encountering n+1 failures, a man was very shameless to challenge his son's little Lori, and the result can be imagined.

The son knows how to play Go, or he learned from the famous teachers in the palace, and his chess skills are not a little higher than Wei Yan, but a lot higher. As a result, a certain man got an unforgettable lesson---- don't underestimate women! No matter if that woman is Lori or a royal sister, the lethality is just as amazing!

Wei Yan, who had been taught a painful lesson in Go, kidnapped little Lori, and asked around the corner to understand that little Lori can only play Go and checkers, and nothing else, and before she had time to learn chess, she had a bad heart, and with a righteous and awe-inspiring face, she abducted Little Lori: "Son, let's play chess." ”

"How do you play chess?" Little Lori hasn't learned, I don't know.

Wei Yan smiled and said, "It's a very fun kind of chess, more interesting than Go." ”

Hearing interesting,In line with the consistent trust in Wei Da's flicker.,Well-behaved and curious.,Little Lori, who is very cooperative, agrees to play chess.。 Wei Yan smiled and took out the chessboard, and the carriages, horses, artillery, and soldiers were placed one by one. began to explain the rules, and it was the process of explaining the rules that made a man's nightmare.

Son: "Why do horses go to the sun?" Can't you walk straight? ”

Wei Yan "uh ......"

Son: "Why does the elephant take the word Tian?" ”

Wei Yan: "This ......"

Son: "Why can the pawn only take one step?" ”

Wei Yan: "That ......" solved the rules, stopped asking why, started playing chess, and the nightmare began again. Wei Yan sighed longer and longer, with a weak expression on his face: "Son." The pawn can only walk sideways if he crosses the line. ”

"Why?"

“…… Nothing, you continue. ”

After a while, Wei Yan sighed again: "The cannon can only be hit by one chess piece, but it can't be hit by two pieces!" ”

Son: "Why can you separate one and not two?" ”

Wei Yan was speechless again, swallowing the blood that was about to spurt out of his throat. I can only continue to play chess ---- chess, which has been changed to a mess! A pawn can run around, a horse can walk in a straight line, an elephant can fly across a river, and a cannon can be separated by two or even three pieces! Once he has doubts, he immediately says why! Oh my God, why isn't 100,000 so hard!

After recalling the painful lesson, Wei Yan had a green face, and looked at the little Lori, and what he was facing was the unguarded face of the little Lori, with her big clear eyes. Blinking and looking at him, full of joy and attachment, well, he is not strong enough, he can't be ruthless to such a face and eyes, if he is abused, he will be abused, endure it. Who calls us men? Wei Yan wiped his face, showed a fairly amiable smile, and waved his hand with the spirit and spirit of the revolutionary martyrs who regarded death as home, and waved his hand: "Okay, play chess!" ”

With Wei Yan's decision to admit the planting, the son happily ran to move the chessboard and chess pieces. Very beautiful expectations and chess pieces, carved in all jade, too meow meow luxury, looking at Wei Yan drooling for a while, and couldn't put it down. Asked: "Son, when did you make this chessboard?" ”

The son smiled and said, "Father!" The father lost several games of chess in a row and rewarded it to his son. ”

The corners of Wei Yan's mouth began to twitch again, and after enduring it, he still couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "Is it playing chess?" ”

The son smiled sweetly: "Yes, it's Lord Wei who teaches the son to play chess, isn't the son very powerful?" ”

With a shy smile, he lowered his head and praised his son. The son is the appearance of a smart child. Wei Yan not only twitched the corners of his mouth at this time, but his face also twitched, stiffened his arm, touched Xiao Lori's head, and praised: "Not bad, not bad." My son is really powerful. You can actually win His Majesty's chess pieces! Well, good boy! Awesome! ”

The son who was praised was obviously very happy. The smile was even sweeter, the small hands of the chess pieces were neatly moved, and he said sweetly: "Father also said that Lord Wei taught well, and he should reward Lord Wei." ”

Wei Yan chuckled in his heart, and asked himself, if someone taught his Qiqi to play chess, and the teaching was messy, would he praise the good teaching? Maybe, but when you praise it like this, you must be gritting your teeth, and I wish I could break the corpse of the guy who mistook people's children a hundred times, a hundred times. Serious consequences, let Wei Yan be a spirit, quickly find a way to prepare to get out, and decided to take a few more days of sick leave, it is better to come less in this palace recently. Laughing dryly, estimating the time, played a game of chess with Xiao Lori, lost as usual, and was the son of Xiao Loli who was a general for ten consecutive times, and finally abandoned the son After admitting defeat, Wei Yan looked up at the time and said: "Son, it's not too early, I should go back, now that I'm done with the free clinic, another day...... Another day......"

I couldn't say anything more about saying goodbye and leaving, just because my son-in-law Xiao Lori looked at him with sparkling eyes and a pitiful expression: "Is Lord Wei going to leave again?" That...... That son went to study, practiced calligraphy, and the next time Lord Wei came to the palace, he would check his homework and play chess with him! Goodbye, Lord Wei. ”

Although he was reluctant, he obediently did not leave the exit, stood up, and slowly and carefully collected the chess pieces, while collecting, there were crystal droplets falling down. Wei Yan saw that his heart was like a knife slashed thousands of times, he almost died of guilt, wiped his face, and said softly: "What, I haven't seen my son for a long time, and the free clinic is over, if you don't disturb your son to practice homework, it's better to ...... Let's play a few more games of chess or do something that the son likes, shall we? ”

"Good!"

The cheerful tone, the joyful voice, the little face raised, still hanging with glistening tears, the eyes were wet, but the little mouth had been cracked and laughed. Wei Yan sighed silently, okay. He was defeated by Lori again, and he sent it to the door to abuse Lori, but even if he was abused with "golden light, Ruiqi Qianji", he was very happy. Brave Wei Yan children's shoes, this moment. You are not alone, you are alone, Dong Cunrui, Qiu Shaoyun and countless other revolutionary martyrs are watching you, at this moment, the spirit of the Long March shines in all directions, the revolutionary spirit is possessed, and the small universe explodes! Burn, brave and great guardian of the children's shoes! Emei tofu.

made a simple and revolutionary encouragement to himself in his heart, Wei Yan smiled and re-entered the chessboard and stood with his son Xiao Lori. Even if the horse walks in a mess, even if it is flying around on a chessboard. Even if the pawn walks around, even if he is beaten by the general countless times, looking at the happy smiling face and cheerful laughter of the son, everything is enough.

“…… Checkmate! Master Wei is going to lose again! The son smiled happily and clapped his little hands and said. Wei Yan grabbed his head and smiled bitterly, who let the rules of the son be too free. He is used to the orthodox way of playing, and he really has no hope of winning. Spreading out his hands, Wei Yan was about to admit defeat, and at this time, His Majesty Li Er's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Wei Ziyue, it's a good chess game." ”

Very flat tone, even with a smile, Wei Yan had a chill down his spine, turned his head and saw that the middle-aged man standing behind him who was smiling unscrupulously was not His Majesty Li Er. There was a smiling and beautiful woman standing next to His Majesty Li Er, but it was her son-in-law, her mother, the eldest grandson, and the queen.

"Father! Queen mother! The son happily threw himself into his mother's arms. Empress Eldest Sun bent down to pick her up, gently kissed her son's pink and tender face, and chuckled softly: "Good behave, good behaved." ”

Wei Yan hurriedly saluted: "Participate in Your Majesty, Niangniang." ”

His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun walked to the upper seat and sat down together, and the son obediently snuggled in his mother's arms, looking satisfied, Wei Yan glanced at it, and didn't know what to do. A little sad, quickly lowered his head. His Majesty Li Er said: "Wei Yan, I heard my son say that you taught her chess?" ”

Here comes the reckoning! Wei Yan sighed and said, "Go back to Your Majesty." It was taught by Wechen. ”

His Majesty Li Er snorted. Almost gritted his teeth: "Well taught!" It turns out that your chess is the same way to play, and the elephant can fly across bounds. Where did you learn how to play without crossing the line? ”

Khan, it seems that His Majesty Li Er, who is her father, has also been poisoned, it seems that the poison is not light, suddenly, Wei Yan's serious psychological balance was suddenly balanced, and the holy light came at this moment, shining on Wei Yan's entire heart, Ya felt that this moment was incomparably great and holy, and even his expression was full of a temperament called compassion, and he said slowly: "May I ask Your Majesty, why can't the elephant cross the line?" Why can't horses walk in a straight line......"

Wei Yan slowly threw out the questions that his son asked him, which were more difficult than 100,000 whys, and looked at His Majesty Li Er with tears in his eyes. His Majesty Li Er was speechless, unable to answer, so he could only glare at Wei Yan a few times angrily. Empress Changsun sneered, and tightened the son-in-law in her arms.

Wei Yan sighed and said, "Your Majesty, you are not the first, the minister is the first." ”

His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, looking at Wei Yan's expression of wanting to cry without tears, he was happy, and pulled the eldest grandson Empress and said with a smile: "Guanyin, what is the bitter fruit of self-eating?" What does it mean to move a stone and drop oneself on the foot? Guan Wei Ziyue's situation at the moment is! The end is a true and profound portrayal! ”

What else can Wei Yan say, he can't wait to squirt out a mouthful of blood, and he just falls to the ground. Kindly play with his daughter, dispel the loneliness of the little guy, and the father of the girl still laughs at the kind-hearted person so much in the end, it's really ...... Is...... I wish my son's chess will never change, and I will continue to play like this, so that my father will keep losing, and it will not change for 10,000 years! Amen!

Wei Yan drooped his head and hung his head in a dejected manner, which made the eldest grandson empress purse her lips and smile, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, the time for the children to eat snacks is coming, and the concubine will take her sons to eat some snacks." ”

As soon as His Majesty Li Er was about to speak, his son-in-law hurriedly said, "Queen Mother, don't eat some of it."

"Why?" The emperor and queen looked at each other, and the eldest grandson asked. The son lowered his head, glanced at his mother timidly, and whispered: "The son made a mistake and should be punished, saying that he can't eat his favorite snack for three days." ”

The emperor and queen husband and wife were surprised, and were about to ask carefully, Wei Yan smiled and said: "Your Majesty, Niangniang, let's let Weichen answer, the thing is like this......"

Wei Yan told what happened, and the emperor and queen suddenly realized, and the eldest grandson and queen said: "If you eat too many oranges, will you really turn yellow all over your body?" ”

Wei Yan said: "Back to Niangniang, it's the ground." Oranges contain a kind of carotene ground, which is needed for human health, however, the amount of land needed is also limited, excessive will cause harm to the human body, excessive intake of carotene will make people's skin yellow, but there is no big effect, as long as you drink more water, stop carotene intake, about a month can return to normal. The human body is like a bucket of water, and the various material elements that the human body needs are the various elements that make up the bucket. ”

Empress Eldest Sun nodded frequently when she heard this, nodded her son's little nose, and said softly, "Did you hear that?" You can't do this again in the future, if you commit a first offense, you will be punished for three days and not be able to eat snacks, and you will have to hit the board in the future. ”

"Yes, Queen Mother, my son remembers." The son smiled sweetly, snuggled into his mother's arms, and was reluctant to let go. Empress Eldest Sun smiled softly and patted her. The son played with Wei Yan for a long time, jumping around and around, and after a while, she was drowsy, her eyes were half open and half closed, and the eldest grandson queen hurriedly hugged her into the thick electricity and coaxed her to sleep.

His Majesty Li Er watched the mother and son go in, his eyes were soft, and he turned his head when the figures of the mother and daughter could no longer be seen, and asked Wei Yan: "Ziyue, how is the effect of the free clinic?" I'm still waiting for your report, so I'll tell you about it today. ”

Seeing that he was starting to talk about business, Wei Yan also put away his smile, organized his language, and said: "Your Majesty, a total of ten teams have been organized for this free clinic, two teams have been assigned in Chang'an City, and the remaining eight teams have all gone to other places, and they are on the way back one after another. ”

His Majesty Li Er touched his beard and said, "Let's talk about what you have mastered first." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty.