Mrs. Guan, the old dog, those youthful memories may be too common, who doesn't make a mistake when they are young and ignorant, there are such things as hormones in the world, and hormones are the most exuberant around the age of twenty, and they are young and frivolous around the age of twenty......

The head teacher said that you should put all your hormones into this test paper, and don't be like some people in the class to fight me or have a young crush. So a student actually used his imagination to draw a large spring palace picture on a certain subject test paper, this painting is perfect, the lines are extremely smooth, a full one hundred and eight different character shapes, with different characters, different scenes, different types, different times to describe the behavior of human beings to reproduce offspring, one word, absolutely, two words, absolutely!

It is possible to sketch out almost the entire reproduction and evolution of human beings.

As soon as this painting came out, it shocked the town of thirty miles inside and outside the town, and there was an uproar, even the awesome biology teacher was ashamed to commit suicide, he had been practicing biology for thirty years, but he could not use this painting to explain the process of human reproduction.

As soon as this painting came out, it was spread among all living beings, who got this painting like a treasure, it is really hard to find a painting!

So, how did this strange painting on the biology test paper flow out of the office, according to the conventional reasoning, it is speculated that this kind of spring palace picture is to be banned or destroyed, could it be that the biology teacher is really amazed at the talent of this student? Is it really unbearable to destroy this painting before spreading it to the world as some kind of enlightenment education?

This became a mystery for the ages, and the headmaster was furious and ordered the painting to be recovered, but once the painting was reported, it spread rapidly, and the original work was lost.

As the head of the school's discipline department, Dog Er shoulders the heavy responsibility of chasing down all the works related to this painting, but unfortunately, this strange painting is currently full of copies, which is repayable, aside from the perspective of art, this is the spread of YH thought.

At present, there are too many people who collect this strange painting, almost all students can turn out such a copy in their school bags, and even those bold girls have witnessed the painting on this A3 paper in person, and their enlightenment teacher is this strange painting.

If our skilled craftsmen can carve a boat and two figures on a grain of rice, then the author of this strange painting can draw one hundred and eight Spring Palace figures on an A3 test paper, and the painting is vivid, and it is true that it belongs to the genius of the world.

The author of the strange painting belongs to the self-taught genius of painting, a man who spodles on books all day, but he painted in the wrong place this time, and even if Van Gogh was alive, he would be sent to a psychiatric hospital again for painting such a picture.

Our prodigy listened to his homeroom teacher, combined his hormones with his super imagination and sprinkled them on the biology test paper, and in an hour, he drew a huge picture.

The school has already persuaded this classmate who caused a bad influence to retire, three big-character posters are posted on the wall, and the rhetoric is fierce, crusading against this classmate, and those who dare to paint again should be persuaded to retire. The person who wrote these three big-character posters was the school's dean of education, and as a dean of students, although he had secretly read "The Golden Vase Plum" when he was in high school, he would never allow anyone within his jurisdiction to read this highly controversial novel.

We can't talk about this from an artistic point of view at all, it's beyond the realm of art.

Dog Er chased a lot of copies, almost two boxes of A3 paper, he carried them all to the principal's office, the principal out of habit, pinched out a cigarette from the cigarette case, handed it to Dog Er, and suddenly found his gaffe again, but the principal was witty after all, he pinched the cigarette and pointed to the box on the ground and said, "This ...... What a system this becomes! ”

Gou Er was also very knowledgeable, and took the initiative to withdraw from the principal's office, leaving the principal and director to smoke in the office.

"How much paper like this is still circulating outside?" The headmaster smoked a cigarette, smoke on his brow.

The director's brows condensed into a cement bump, and he flicked off the cigarette ash and said, "I can't estimate it, almost every person!" ”

"What?" The principal took the case.

"Bastard! It's about taking off my black gauze hat. The principal sat on the chair, he was very anxious, because the school's boys' dormitory building and a new teaching building were about to start, this is a big piece of fat, these two projects are done, not only can they have a round waist and thick shoulders, but also can be adjusted upward, now the school has such a thing, this is repaid, you have to quickly find a way to twist this matter, but the principal racked his brains and couldn't think of any good way, he raised his head and said: "Since things are not under control, it is better to ......"

The director waited with his mouth open for the principal's next step.

"Why don't we go with the flow and settle this matter from an artistic point of view."

"You mean......" The director seemed to understand what the principal meant.

The director also notified several other school leaders to exchange opinions with the principal's office, and they all agreed that this way of handling the situation is more in line with public opinion and can better control the undesirable spread of the situation.

Well, the scope of art is too big, and from the perspective of the times, a certain behavior may be forbidden in a certain era, and in a certain era it has become a popular art for the whole people, for example, in the current era, scantily clad models appear in front of the public in the past era, which may be a great rebellion or a trend that is resolutely not allowed by society, but in this era, as long as the private parts are not exposed, there is basically no moral immorality.

Some questions depend on how you understand them, from which angle, and if the angle is different, the result will be completely different.

So, in the last self-study class on Friday afternoon, the principal held a meeting on the playground, and the main content of this meeting was to discuss this art with everyone. The principal didn't bring a cigarette, he forgot his cigarette in the office, but this did not prevent him from playing normally, and he said too much about this group of young and ignorant students.

The principal cleared his throat and blew into the microphone, the microphone was fine, the sound was fine, he was like a soldier on the battlefield, looking around at the large number of students on the playground, I and Gou Er stood at the back, we always liked to be in the back, so that the school leaders could not hear the sound of our two words, the head teacher stood at the front of the team, her hands folded in front of her chest, her head held high, as if showing her proud breasts.

The principal began to speak: "Ahem, everyone keep quiet, today we occupy a few minutes of everyone's time, mainly to do ideological education work for everyone, then, everyone should listen to your ears and think in your hearts!" ”

"A few days ago, our school came out of a genius, I think everyone knows this classmate, this classmate is a very talented person in painting, such a person, rare, and his artistic thinking has been very adult, so, the school persuaded him to go to a professional painting art school to study, in our school, will delay his good future, since he is good at painting well, then he should go in this direction to develop, with a lifetime of energy to paint, then, He will definitely become an artist. As for the paintings he painted this time, although there are also a lot of artistic elements in them, but, in view of the fact that we already have a good sexual enlightenment teacher here, there is no need for such a particularly intuitive way to educate you in an auxiliary way, so I hope that the students will take the initiative to destroy the painting in your hands, prevent it from continuing to circulate, and eliminate the negative impact. ”

As soon as the principal's words fell, the palms of all living beings clapped in unison, proving that the principal's words were really wonderful and we benefited.

Every time it's like this, whether we want to listen to it or not, after the speech is finished, we have to applaud, if I don't applaud, it is a great rebellion!

After the principal finished speaking, the director of teaching began to speak, after the director of teaching finished speaking, the vice principal began to speak, and after the vice principal finished speaking, the logistics director began to speak, if it were not for a dark cloud in the sky, I am afraid that the meeting of the day would have to end until our hungry eyes turned black, the dark clouds condensed overhead, and the school leader hastily said a few words of concluding remarks before letting us each go back to the camp.

Since I bought a motorcycle, every day when I come to school, I stop next to the stone pier outside the school gate, five meters away from my motorcycle, is the motorcycle that is far away, this kid has now changed to a motorcycle, the previous one is a little old, he in order to compete with me in the limelight, the day after I drove with his father crazy, his second uncle casually said on a dinner occasion that my nephew's motorcycle was broken. Within two days, someone brought him one.

I walked out of the school building with my helmet in my hand, and Dog Er was playing with my phone with my head down, and I almost hit a telephone pole. Gao Yuan also walked out of the teaching building, he also had a helmet under his arm, and I could feel the girls behind me whispering, they were discussing which one was more powerful, Gao Yuan had a strong family, and he was a full son. The Charr is extraordinarily bohemian and uninhibited, and the origin of the motorcycle is unknown.

Gao Yuan and I are always in a state of tension, when we came out of the teaching building, we both walked out of the teaching building almost at the same time, maintaining a distance of two meters in the middle, neither of us would retreat another meter, nor would we slow down or speed up, if that was the case, it would prove that one side was afraid of the other. We walked out of school without squinting, then walked to our motorcycles and put on our helmets.

Sang Yu carried her backpack and walked west along the path next to the lawn, and Dog Er said, "Why don't you take Sang Yu?" ”

I put on my helmet, started my motorcycle, turned my head to look at Takato, Takato also turned his head to look at me, our eyes were burning with hatred in the helmet, I twisted the throttle hard, he also twisted the throttle hard, and then I turned the motorcycle and drove west.

I called out to Sang Yu: "Hey, I'll send you!" ”

Sang Yu shook his head while holding a book of modern history and said, "No need, I want to walk." ”

I pressed down my helmet and twisted the accelerator, Sang Yu wanted to say something, but before she could say anything, the motorcycle had already driven away from her, and she stood there with a feeling of loss.

I'm going back to see my dad, our pig keeper.