CHAPTER 6 Déjà vu
After Ge Liang clearly recalled the quarrel with Huang Yue that day, he was sure that he had really crossed over, and his memory was very clear, when the sky was suddenly dark, lightning and thunder, he only remembered that it was dark in front of him, until he woke up just now and saw Zhuge Jun and Xiaobao, there was no memory in the middle, and it was a hot day when he quarreled in the classroom, and now it is a cold winter. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
crossed, really crossed, he turned into Zhuge Liang, this new identity is indeed a golden signboard, but what makes people worry is that the general crossing is not with a golden finger? Do I have a special skill? It is said that Zhuge Liang is extremely smart, but I will test it first. Ge Liang quickly gave himself a quick arithmetic problem: What is 345,687 times 58,923,04 equal? Get the right answer in less than five seconds! Four-seven-twenty-eight, four-eight-thirty-two, four-six-twenty-four, four, four, four, four, how many times is four? I even forgot the question I gave myself, so it's a quick fart, forget it, maybe this project is too biased, change one for another.
History says that Zhuge Liang is a military strategist, he must have read a lot of military books, and Sun Tzu's Art of War must be able to be memorized backwards, let me memorize it and prepare...... Begin! Sun, Sun, Sun, Sun a chicken leg! I can't remember a word, so let's have a thirty-six plan. Thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan, go! No, no, no, don't go yet, and then think about it, the beauty plan, Wei Wei to save Zhao, borrow the corpse to return the soul, hey, is my crossing considered a corpse? Alas, how can you desert and think nonsense, let's honestly memorize the thirty-six plans first, borrow the corpse to return the soul, attack the east and west, rob while the fire is burning, and, what's more? Ge Liang couldn't think of it, so he had to give up again.
Forget it, maybe there was no such thing as thirty-six plans in the Three Kingdoms, let's play something else, Ge Liang thought about the history of the Three Kingdoms that he knew, and suddenly thought of an accurate thing, that is, Long-Zhong-right! Zhuge Liang relied on this thing to impress Liu Bei, this is Zhuge Liang's own thing, this should always be something that is too ripe in his head to be cooked, Liu Bei came just now, how can he mix it if he is not ready? Come on, come on, back to the middle of the right!
"Since Dong Zhuo, there have been countless heroes and counties, well, it seems that it is not countless, how do you say it? Forget it, let's go behind it first. Cao Cao, Cao Cao, what is Cao Cao? Ge Liang found that even Longzhong couldn't memorize it, endorsement has never been his strong point, otherwise he wouldn't always be in the top few in the exam, he only remembered that Cao Cao couldn't beat it for a while, and he had to grab the territory of Liu Biao and Liu Zhang, the two useless guys, first, as for how the original text was used, he really couldn't string it up.
What kind of crossing is this, why don't I have any talent for Zhuge Liang, can't it really be a resurrection of the soul! Ge Liang was very annoyed, and slammed his fist on the desk, only to feel that the joints of his fingers were about to break, and he bared his teeth and cracked his mouth in pain, and quickly rubbed the back of his right palm with his left palm. "you! Didn't give me a brilliant brain, and didn't even give me some peerless martial arts? Ge Liang couldn't help but kick it again, almost kicking the desk over, and the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone were spilled on the ground.
Xiaobao, who had been guarding on the side, saw Ge Liang talking to himself like a madman, and now he was punching and kicking there, he was already scared, for fear that Mr. would go crazy and beat him, and he couldn't care about Zhuge Jun's words to be optimistic about Mr., "Wow! He cried out and ran out of the door, looking for Zhuge Jun to protect him.
Hearing Xiaobao's cry, Ge Liang came back to his senses a little, and hurriedly rushed up and hugged him: "Xiaobao, Xiaobao, what's wrong with you?" ”
Xiaobao was caught by Mr. Crazy and couldn't run away, so he cried even harder, his hands fluttered and his feet kicked wildly, trying desperately to escape from Mr. Madman's clutches.
Ge Liang coaxed desperately: "Xiaobao doesn't cry, Xiaobao doesn't cry, where is Xiaobao going?" ”
Xiaobao cried desperately: "Wow-woo, I'm going to find Mr." ”
"Isn't Mr. with you, who are you looking for?" Ge Liang didn't understand.
"It's not you, it's not you! I'm looking for Mr. Little. Xiaobao felt that it was dangerous to hold this gentleman who was holding him.
"Little Mister? There is even Mr. Big and Mr. Little? Ge Liang thought for a while, and probably said Zhuge Jun, "Is the little gentleman Xiaobao said the younger brother of my gentleman?" ”
Xiaobao nodded again and again, this gentleman finally knew who Mr. Xiao was, and suddenly it was not so scary.
"Then I'll go with you to him, okay?" Ge Liang also felt that he needed to talk to Zhuge Jun.
Xiaobao cried so much in front that Zhuge Jun had already heard it in the kitchen behind, and told Jingjing to accompany Huang Yue well, and rushed to the front to see what was wrong, and almost collided with Ge Liang, who was holding Xiaobao, in a corner, and hurriedly shouted: "Second brother!" ”
Ge Liang needed to get into the role, put on a stand to be an older brother, and nodded slightly.
Zhuge Jun saw that the second brother looked calm, as if he already knew his younger brother, and asked cautiously: "Second brother, why did Xiaobao cry just now?" ”
"Oh, it's nothing, Xiaobao misses you." Ge Liang didn't expect that it was his gaffe just now that scared Xiaobao.
Zhuge wiped Xiaobao's nose and told the second brother good news: "Sister-in-law has also woken up." ”
"Sister-in-law? What sister-in-law? Ge Liang suddenly remembered that a girl ran in just now and said that Miss was awake, and Zhuge Jun said that the sister-in-law woke up, could it be his wife? As soon as I crossed like this, I actually picked up a wife, and I had a harvest!
Ge Liang quickly went through the little history of the Three Kingdoms that he knew in his mind, yes, yes, Zhuge Liang was a man with a wife at that time, and his wife was Huang Chengyan's daughter Huang Yueying, the legendary smart and capable but ugly Huang Yueying! This, this, this, is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Zhuge Jun was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "It's your wife!" "I don't even know who my wife is, it seems that the second brother is really crazy.
Calm and calm, Ge Liang told himself to be calm, first figure out the family situation, and then say to Zhuge Jun: "Of course I know that it is my wife, where is she now?" Take me to see her. ”
Three people went into the kitchen. Jingjing was guarding Huang Yue's side. Ge Liang knew that it was the maidservant who was standing, and it was his wife who was eating chicken with her head down, so she walked over slowly and called softly: "Madam." ”
Huang Yue was still afraid of talking to strangers at this time, and desperately swallowed the chicken in his mouth, so he hesitated and slowly raised his head, since he called himself his wife, it must be the legendary smart and handsome husband Zhuge Liang.
The two looked at each other, Ge Liang was startled, not because he looked too ugly, in fact, he could still see it, it was just that his skin was black and his hair was yellow, the question was, why do I think this face is very familiar?