215: Mocking the gods
What happens to a person who is burned for a day and a night?
Pang Chong has thousands of lives, but he can't withstand such a toss.
After burning down day and night, the Yin family army was busy adding fire oil almost all day.
It is said that Pang Chong's screams lasted for eight hours.
In modern crematoriums, it only takes ten minutes to burn a corpse, and even if it is finished, some of its hard bones, such as the thigh bone, need to be broken with a hammer.
It's also a testament to how difficult it is to incinerate the human body.
But no matter how difficult it is, it can't withstand that long burning.
Because he used too much fire power, his body was on the verge of collapse, and Ming Tian immediately made a decision and used his only evidence of greatness.
Splitting the evidence of great deeds into two great healing techniques, one for himself and one for Anluo, the symptoms of internal organ failure were cured.
Then Ming Tian and An Luo sat shoulder to shoulder, watching Pang Chong being burned for a day and a night, just in case!
The screams of those eight hours made the onlookers feel as if they were witnessing hell. When the screams disappeared, in order to make sure that in case, Ming Tian still ordered to continue burning.
It burned for fifteen hours.
Until the end, after all the fire oil was used up and the flames were extinguished, there was nothing left at the scene, let alone the skeleton, as soon as the ashes were blown by the wind, they became a cloud of smoke and disappeared!
Pang Chong, finally dead!
This scourge that lived for two thousand years, and Wei Lai failed to end back then, the life of that hero was finally ruined in the hands of Ming Tian.
glanced at An Luo, who was also looking at himself with a smile.
Finally, one of the great troubles in my heart has been removed, how can I not be happy?
Boom!!
At the moment when he witnessed Pang Chong's ashes disappear, the familiar sound of a bell rang in the sky.
How could this voice not be remembered?
It's the sound that comes when you accomplish great things.
Killing Pang Chong is equivalent to completing the highest cause!
Wei Jingjing's words Ming Tian still clearly remembers that this should be the call of the highest cause!
Time stopped, looking at his brother's smile, Ming Tian calmly closed his eyes and accepted the call of the two [beep] gods.
With a familiar feeling of disgusting dizziness, Ming Tian opened his eyes.
In front of me, it was still the dim and chaotic space, and it was still the young man sitting on the rattan chair...
And the moment the picture in front of him caught his eyes, Ming Tian was instantly stunned.
The sense of seriousness cultivated through the long war vanished in an instant.
God... God... God, he's in...
啵~啵~啵~啵~啵~啵~啵~
It's a very rhythmic sound, and that voice can be said to be all too familiar for a man.
"You... You...... You... What are you doing? The corners of his mouth couldn't stop cramping, and Ming Tian's eyes widened at the picture in front of him.
I can't take my eyes off it!!
What's the situation? Lao Tzu is playing with his life below, you... You're [beep] in... Beat... Beat... Beat...... ?
God is holding a ** comic, with a standard funny face, good guy, saliva is dripping, and the five girls are desperately putting on his millet plus rifle that is only eight centimeters long.
"Wow!!!" Ming Tian's voice was obviously startled, only to see that his old face suddenly turned red, and he blocked the millet plus rifle with a comic book: "I'll go, when did you come, why didn't you squeak?" ”
This...... What's going on? Does God need to grow as well? Anyway, you're too inappropriate, isn't it? Lao Tzu was very serious just now, you don't need to use this trick if you want to destroy the atmosphere, right?
Or what? Do you sell cute? Deliberately let me see it?
You're perverted?!!!
"Anyway, you don't have to hide it, I saw it, it's probably only seven or eight centimeters."
As he spoke, Ming Tian also gestured the length with his index finger and thumb.
When God heard this, his face suddenly showed embarrassment in capital letters.
"Damn, don't say a word when you come, I'll clean you up later!" I saw that God hurriedly got up and turned around, stuffed Bang Bang's hard little friend into it, and then...
"Ahhh Unexpectedly, halfway through, the god screamed for some reason.
What's his name?
Ming Tian twisted his head curiously: "Hey, what's wrong?" Chickens with broken bones? ”
"It's not."
I saw God turn his head with a sad face and say quite literarily.
"I pulled the zipper and accidentally caught the egg skin."
"Sss Hearing this, Ming Tian couldn't help but gasp, and hurriedly subconsciously covered his majestic Italian cannon...
Well, quite empathetic.
At this time, God also looked down, and suddenly his mourning face turned into a mourning face: "It's bleeding, I have an OK bandage in the drawer, please help me get it." ”
"Get out!"
Ming Tian hurriedly turned around.
Some of the pictures are too beautiful to see.
There was a scream from behind him as the egg skin was caught in the blood.
After a period of busyness, God finally put himself on the bandage and returned to his wicker chair, but it may be that he was in the way, so he could only sit with his body tilted.
If people who don't know see it, they will probably think that he has hemorrhoids.
"I said Ming Tian, come here, don't scare me, look at it, it's good to clip the bad egg skin this time, what if you clip my whole railgun next time? Will you transplant you to me? ”
The god spread his hands, looking quite fairy.
However, because of witnessing the scene just now, Ming Tian looked at this immortal qi... Why is it so similar to athlete's foot?
"Huh, railgun? Just your millet plus rifle still dare to call yourself a railgun? Ming Tian recalled the length of the god and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"You..." Shen Lao's face turned red, and he suddenly jumped like thunder: "Suddenly ran over and peeked at me, are you embarrassed to say?" ”
"Peeking? Looks like this is the place where you summoned people, right? That is, this space is a public place. ”
Ming Tian said, and suddenly a bad water that had not been vented for a long time came out.
"Oh? God actually openly performs [self-growth] in a public place, and can actually blame me as a mortal, what kind of quality is this? Is it true that the legal and moral standards of your divine realm are on the same level as the sticks? ”
"You..."
As soon as he said this, God's whole face turned red like a persimmon.
That's a gas!
The mouth cannon is a thing, Ming Tianxiang thinks it is quite level.
But I didn't expect my level to be so high.
Damn, throw me into ancient times, and after saying a pretending to be forced, I just ignored it as if I had an abortion, and let me fend for myself, you two [beep] gods, you also have a day when you are bullied by Lao Tzu?
Cool!
It's cool to bully the true god!
Looking at the way he couldn't say a word, Ming Tian couldn't help but laugh!
Well, it's probably the coolest I've ever had since the crossing.
But then, God's face darkened.
The monstrous ferocity swept in.
Without waiting for Ming Tian to react, the cold voice of the god sounded first.
"By the way, you just laughed at me for being small, didn't you?"
"Uh..."
Damn, I'm just looking for fun, you wouldn't be so careful, would you?
"Uh, I... I'm just kidding, you don't..."
"You kid, you think size can be used to mock people, don't you? Good! I'll keep you laughing! ”
As he spoke, God snapped his fingers.
Syllable!
The moment that voice sounded, Ming Tian suddenly felt his lower body sink, and he actually knelt down involuntarily.
Huh (⊙_⊙)? What's the situation? Why am I so heavy underneath.
Ming Tian, who realized that something was wrong, looked down, and in an instant, his whole expression was spartan.
It's so big!!!
Feed!!! Why did you turn my chickens into elephants?! I'll go, it's longer than my people! What kind of operation is this?
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This book is about to enter the late stage, and will be completed in December this year, and the next two chapters will not only explain the following text, but also hide some foreshadowing of the new book, probably about some of the relevant settings of the new book.