You're smart! Zhang glared at Gao Qian, turned his head and scolded the two peasant women loudly: "You are obviously spies sent by the enemy, don't try to deceive me!" ”

The two peasant women were so frightened that they immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic: "My lord, spare my life, the untouchables don't have the guts, we haven't broken the law." The apex update is the fastest, and the two of us are women's families, and we are so old, so adults will spare us! ”

Looking at the thin bodies of the two old women, their gray hair, and their pitiful faces kneeling on the ground, everyone felt that Zhang had gone too far for a while, and their faces couldn't help but show disdain.

Zhang couldn't get off the stage for a while, and he didn't know how to end it.

The two peasant women kowtowed and kowtowed, and one of them could not stand it anymore, and as soon as his body was crooked, he fell to the ground and fainted.

"Oh no, I'm going to scare people to death." Someone couldn't help but shout in a low voice.

Zhang himself felt too shameless, so he quickly called someone to come over and pinch her and wake her up.

When the peasant woman who was still kowtowing saw her neighbor fainting, she also fell down and threw herself on the man, crying and shouting, "Don't die." I called you out, and if you go, how will I face your family? ”

Suddenly, she raised her head reluctantly and shouted at the sky: "God, it is said that the current Han Emperor loves the people like a son, why is there such a ruthless general under his command?" We are wronged, I want to go to Chengdu to sue the royal court! ”

Raising his hand, he pointed at Zhang and said angrily: "Where are you a general?" I, I'm going to Chengdu, I'm going to sue you! ”

Chengdu? Sue us in Chengdu? At this moment, all the Wei troops were stunned, and went to Chengdu to find Liu Bei to sue us? Isn't it all the same whether to sue or not?

Zhang seemed to suddenly understand what it meant, pointed to his military flag, and said to the peasant woman: "Who are we, don't you know?" Wouldn't you read the words on it? ”

The peasant woman cried: "You, you bully us countrymen to be illiterate, and if you tell me, who are you!" ”

It turned out that the countrymen who were illiterate and had never seen Wei Jun regarded us as Liu Bei's subordinates, and everyone couldn't help laughing for a while.

Zhang didn't believe it, pointed to the big banner and said: "Then let me tell you, this is a Wei character, do you know it now?" ”

"Wei?" The peasant woman frowned and thought about it, and immediately cried again, "I'm so old, what am I afraid of!" Wei is Wei, isn't it just that Hanzhong guards Wei Yan too much? Your Majesty the Emperor, why did you send such a ruthless Wei Yan? You said that you want to love the people like a son, why did you send such a ruthless official here! Wouldn't it be better if you let him stay in Hanzhong! ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhang immediately laughed proudly: "Yes, you are right! I am Wei Yan, who is known as the despicable and shameless and brazen, you go to sue me, you go to sue me! ”

"As long as I don't die today, I'll sue you!" The peasant woman was forced to go out step by step.

At this time, the one who had fainted woke up and made two "uh-huh" sounds in his mouth.

The one immediately stopped shouting and hurriedly pulled her up: "You, you're not dead, it's good that you're not dead, but it's made me anxious." ”

The one who woke up struggled to get up, and kowtowed to Zhang again: "My lord spare my life, my lord spare my life." ”

Zhang came to be interested: "It's just not forgiving, I, Lord Wei Yan, am not easy to mess with!" ”

As soon as he heard that it was Wei Yan, this official was too big and had no way to live, and he immediately fainted again.

Zhang shouted at that person again: "If you have the ability, you can sue, go and sue, what do you think Liu Bei can do to me?" ”

"If you have the ability, you will let us go back, and I will definitely go to Chengdu to sue you!" That one is not evil, he is going to die anyway, and he can't lose his momentum.

There are many people in the outer land, and the old woman in Wudu dared to come out and fight with Wei Yan, Zhang Le was broken, and waved his hand: "Get out!" Get out! Go to Chengdu and let you see, what can Liu Bei do to me? ”

"You, do you dare to call His Majesty the Emperor a false name? You, you're going to rebel? The strong-mouthed peasant woman suddenly understood something, and her face turned white.

"That's right! I, Wei Yan, want to rebel, I want to rebel against him Liu Bei! You go to sue, go sue! "The more Zhang plays, the happier he becomes.

The peasant woman screamed and fainted.

Both of them fainted, and Zhang didn't have to play, but remembered that they said that they were going to Liu Bei to sue Wei Yan, although he knew that it was impossible for the village woman to do such a thing, he was still overjoyed, and said to his subordinates: "Wake them up, let them go back." ”

As he spoke, he turned and entered the camp.

Gao Qian followed behind and asked, "My lord, do you think the words of these two women are credible?" ”

Zhang stopped and turned his head: "You say, am I like Wei Yan?" ”

"I don't know." Gao Qian hadn't seen Wei Yan again, so he answered truthfully.

"I'm not like it, but you're very similar to Wei Yan." Zhang smiled weirdly.

Gao Qian was taken aback: "Won't it?" ”

"Just kidding, neither of us looks like Wei Yan, we don't have a big mouth like him." Zhang said proudly, "However, the two women just now mistook us for the Shu army, but they reminded me." I heard that Ge Thief and Wei Thief, oh no, I heard that Ge Thief and Wei Yan, this little thief, often sends people to disguise themselves as enemy soldiers, why can't we pretend to be them and secretly go to Xia Zhi to attack them? ”

"Huh?" Gao Qian was very surprised, and then said, "The general's clever plan!" It's just, how to pretend, who to pretend to be? ”

"Whoever he is, whoever he loves, goes." Zhang picked his chin, "Just put on the clothes of the Shu army, pretend to be a little Shu army Qu Chang or something, open the road in front, and then follow the army behind." ”

It turned out that this was the case, Gao Qian hurriedly asked, "Has the general already prepared the military uniform of the Shu army?" ”

"Nope." Zhang felt a little pity, in fact, he had wanted to prepare for a long time, but over the years, he had never won the battle with the Shu army, and he had not captured it, where did the enemy military uniform come from.

If you do something yourself, if you are found out, and others falsely accuse me of defecting to the enemy, but I am kind but cause trouble, then I am not unjustly killed?

No? That's still a fart, Gao Qian felt bored, and then he had an idea, and smiled: "Didn't the woman just now say that the city is recruiting people?" Why don't we disguise ourselves as farmers and go there to transport grain? ”

"Good way!" Zhang clasped his hands together and struck, "You're pretty smart." ”

Gao Qian immediately denied himself: "Pretending to be a citizen, you can't lead the troops, and it's not easy to do it when the time comes."

Zhang was so angry that his nostrils were twice as big, you guy, just praised you for being smart, and you said no, doesn't that mean I'm stupid?

But what they said made sense, so he had to put away his anger and pick his chin again.

Gao Qian's eyes were confused: "Alas, general, if you can win the battle first, it would be easy to capture some prisoners." ”

Isn't this nonsense? Along the way, you didn't even see a shadow of the enemy, where did you go to win the battle, where did you go to take prisoners?

At this moment, a sentry came back and reported: "General, from the direction of Hanzhong, come over an enemy grain transport team, the enemy's grain transport team!" ”

Zhang and Gao Qian both jumped up: "What did you say?" ”

The sentry was startled, thinking that he had said the wrong thing: "I, I, I mean, on the eastern road, I found a convoy of enemy baggage. ”

Zhang and Gao Qian glanced at each other, rushed forward, pressed against the face of the sentry, and asked loudly, "Really?" ”

The sentry wanted to retreat but didn't dare, so he simply closed his eyes and replied loudly: "I, I saw it with my own eyes!" I, I think it's true! ”

Zhang and Gao Qian stared at each other, and then they both looked up at the sky, wanting to see if there was a big hole in the sky, and if God had opened his eyes.

The blue sky, with the white clouds.

There was no big hole in the sky, but God seemed to have really opened his eyes.

"Look, general, those two white clouds! Underneath those two white clouds, a vertical white cloud! And, further down, the long, narrow, transverse, slightly upturned band of clouds! Together, these are like a smiling face! Gao Qian pointed to the sky, dancing with excitement.

"It's like, it's really like," Zhang put his palms together, "it's too similar!" It's an eye-opener. ”

Everyone around them looked up at the sky, and after Gao Qian's revelation, everyone found the smiling faces hidden in the clouds, and couldn't help but cheer in unison.

God not only opened his eyes, but also smiled.

(To be continued.) )