Chapter 116: Words are not shocking, and death is endless
Three autumn laurels, ten miles of lotus. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
All the way from south to north, from early autumn to mid-autumn to autumn, Chen Yu finally stepped into the land of Beijing again.
As soon as you enter the noon gate, all the officials of the Ministry of Rites and the Hanlin Academy lead a large number of ceremonial teams, not to mention how grand the scene is, fully demonstrating the national prestige of the Ming Dynasty.
Fengtian Palace, resplendent gold, the civil and military ministers stood on the left and right, and Zhu Houzhao rarely appeared on the dragon chair in the center.
Why is it rare? Because since Chen Yu left Beijing, Zhu Houzhao, the old brother, quit the Wu Dynasty, this move naturally caused a large number of iron-clad martyrs to be dissatisfied, so the music was full of twists and turns, Zhu Houzhao had a great headache, and finally thought, yes, I don't approve it or don't look at it?
So he handed over all the excerpts to Liu Jin, and only reported to himself if there was anything important, and the rest of Liu Jin looked at it and approved it on his behalf.
The ministers saw that Zhu Houzhao had no intention of restoring the Wu Dynasty, and he did not give instructions on the excerpts he played, so he simply put forward the focus in the early court.
So since Chen Yu left, Zhu Houzhao has no habit of going to the court, and the eight eunuchs in the inner palace headed by Liu Jin, Gu Dayong, and Zhang Yong know Zhu Houzhao's temperament, so these days they want to do all kinds of novel things to Zhu Houzhao, the result can be imagined, it is simply an adulterer encountering ****, dry wood encountering fire, Zhu Houzhao has a feeling of seeing these eight eunuchs late, between this, the status of these eight eunuchs is growing day by day, and the outer court is even more affectionately called them "eight traitors".
"The envoys of the state of Xuan Korea are here." With the summons of Liu Jian, the first assistant of the cabinet, the echo sounded in the main hall, and then the Han general repeated, and the loud voice reached the steps outside the Fengtian hall.
After Chen Yu and others heard about it, they and Jiao Fang went one after the other, and took the Korean envoys and ministers to the central government to wash their names, and Hu Cao to participate in the judgment of the right to enter the temple to see the saint.
What made Chen Yu strange was that Xu Changjin also entered the hall with the two adults as an envoy.
There has not been a woman in the temple of Fengtian. So this has to say that the history of the Ming Dynasty has been opened, and when Xu Changjin and others enter the palace, there will be many civil ministers and military generals pointing and pointing.
"The envoys of the Joseon State have been cleared in the central government, the family Cao is still the grandson of the judge, and Xu Changjin of the internal hospital has met His Majesty of the Ming Dynasty." The three of them knelt down in unison.
Zhu Houzhao came to see Chen Yu in the last court, otherwise even if the envoys came to see him, they would not have that interest, it would be better to play in the inner palace.
Zhu Houzhao's happiness has to be said to depend on Chen Yu, after Chen Yu left, he imitated everything that happened in Qiantang County in the inner palace, and asked the eunuchs and palace maids to pretend to be ordinary people, and then buy and sell things. even learned from Chen Yu and bargained with them.
Then he asked Gu Dayong and others to play the tenants, and he and Liu Jin repeated the old play, holding and fighting, maybe many people in the inner palace felt strange, why did Zhu Houzhao like to play these? But the reason for this is only clear to Liu Jin.
Zhu Houzhao is nostalgic and misses that freedom.
Seeing that Chen Yu was standing on the main hall without being humble or arrogant, Zhu Houzhao winked at Chen Yu, and then pouted at Xu Changjin, who was kneeling in His Highness. Meaning this is the female doctor, right?
Chen Yu was defeated by Zhu Houzhao's playfulness, and nodded helplessly, but it didn't seem that he was in high spirits, and Zhu Hou took care of Chen Yu's expression. is even more strange in his heart, if he hadn't been in the court now, he really wanted to ask Chen Yu on his shoulder, didn't you succeed in picking up girls? Will you fail too? Ha ha.
The expressions of the two monarchs and ministers were clearly seen by Yang Tinghe. Zhu Houzhao's temperament was all taken bad by Chen Yu, it must be him!
Liu Jian coughed lightly, why? The envoy knelt down there for a long time. If you can't get up, can you Zhu Houzhao give a word? What is this?
But Zhu Houzhao didn't hear it at all, and he made eye contact with Chen Yu.
His boss didn't hear it, but Chen Yu heard it clearly, and he also learned from Zhu Houzhao, and pouted the envoy who was kneeling on the ground with his mouth.
Zhu Houzhao patted his head, and then remembered the matter, he said, "Let's be flat." ”
Xu Changjin frowned, did His Majesty of the Ming Dynasty not understand etiquette like this? He looked up at the young emperor in the hall, but shook his head again.
At this moment, Zhu Houzhao is still making eye contact with Chen Yu, where can he take care of Xu Changjin? At this moment, in Xu Changjin's eyes, he has already lost the title of an unprofessional emperor.
Tribute to this kind of thing, come up must first praise the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houzhao is in a special period, after all, the Hongzhi Emperor Bintian is not long, so the envoys of the Korean State first expressed their condolences to the Hongzhi Emperor, and then began to praise Zhu Houzhao, using some awkward Middle Ages, it seems that this is a line prepared by soap, but it is a little difficult for them to recite it at the moment.
Na Cheng washed his name and said: "Since the founding of the country, North Korea has hired all the people in Shangbang, the morality is fortunate to be in the country, and there is no danger at home, and now I offer a thing: ten horses ......"
After all, ancient Chinese texts are not so easy to read, but it doesn't matter, according to the Korean state, Confucius is theirs, how can this little thing stump them?
Just when the civil officials of the Ming Dynasty were waiting for Cheng Ximing to continue reading, they found that there was no sound, and they thought that Cheng Ximing didn't know the words, but who knew that the expression of Cheng Ximing was obviously finished.
Nima, just ten horses? Do you still want to nod your face? Every time I say it's a tribute, I give back several times as much as you, who is paying tribute to whom?
Liu Jian, the elder of the cabinet cabinet, sang very reluctantly: "The king of Joseon has attached to the envoys and envoys to enter and attach to the things should be given straight, and the examination of the Hongzhi period is given, Sumu sulfur is consistent per catty, red copper is 300 wen per catty, swords, fans, fire reeds, and flower inkstones...... and so on, and now give the Korean ......"
Looking at the rewards of the Ming Dynasty and the tribute of the Korean State, Chen Yu unconsciously showed a touch of disdain on his face, he had been rewarded so much, these people were not satisfied, and they still had to buy materials privately from the people.
Zhu Houzhao didn't care about these things, and after Liu Jianjian finished singing, Zhu Houzhao was about to speak, but before he could read it, the envoy of the Korean State was the first to speak, he frowned and said: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, why is it not in line with the norm this year, and there are so many materials missing?" ”
Although Zhu Houzhao's mind is not on it, but people are not stupid, you can give ten horses ******, how much more do you want? Where is the face?
These words can only be thought about mentally. He said with a pleasant face: "Erfu landed in Fujian, and there were few supplies along the way?" ”
Beautiful, this kid, don't look like he's not doing his job all day long, his heart is open, and he vaguely pointed out the private deeds of the Korean envoys, which means that these old men are not investigated, and you are the first to complain.
Liu Jian echoed: "Banggi is thousands of miles, only the people stop, and now there is a reward from Emperor Daci." Erbangyi should be grateful, rich house, virtuous body, wide heart and fat body, so the gentleman is more sincere than his intentions. Therefore, the gentleman is grateful, grateful, and not obtained. ”
Shuffle name: "............"
Well, that's all for that. Lao Tzu is afraid of you, although he doesn't know what you say, Cheng Ximing still said gratefully: "The subordinates are rude, I hope Your Majesty Ming will not be surprised." ”
Zhu Houzhao nodded. Then he knew that the adviser said: "Who is this woman?" ”
Cheng Ximing glanced at Xu Changjin, unconsciously showed a smile in his eyes, and replied to Zhu Houzhao: "I am a female doctor in the court, and I heard that the Ming Dynasty is renovating the "Essence of Materia Medica". I came to study, so I implore the emperor of the Ming Dynasty to approve Xu Yinu to study in the palace for a few days. ”
"Really?" Zhu Houzhao's eyes lit up and said, "Accurate!" ”
All of Zhu Houzhao's actions were seen by Cheng Ximing. I'm getting happier and happier, this mission must have been half successful, right?
Yes, that's right, the other goal of their trip was to have no tooth decay...... is to let Xu Changjin seduce Zhu Houzhao and marry into the Ming Dynasty!
Now that he has seen Zhu Houzhao's attitude, how can he not be happy?
In fact, he misunderstood Zhu Houzhao, where did Zhu Houzhao have this thought? It's so tiring to fall in love, it's not fun at all, it's better to make ......an appointment, I'm sorry, I'm used to typing.
It's better to watch Chen Yu pick up a girl for fun, well, Zhu Houzhao is in line with the purpose of everything is one word "play!" ”
At this moment, if Xu Changjin can enter the inner palace, Chen Yu happens to be in the Hanlin Courtyard again, as the so-called "a pair of dogs and men, dry firewood against fire", this is what Chen Yu taught him......
Well, it's very interesting to think about, haha, why is Chen Yu so fun as soon as he comes back?
Zhu Houzhao flashed his big eyes and showed a very cunning smile, he couldn't tell how naughty he was!
How could Chen Yu not know Zhu Houzhao's thoughts? Helpless, really helpless!
"Your Majesty the Ming Dynasty." Hu Cao, who had not spoken for a long time, opened his mouth, and he said: "I heard that the Ming Dynasty won the imperial examination and was full of talents, and the king of my dynasty wanted to exchange ideas in order to learn the culture of the Ming Dynasty and promote the friendship and stability between the two countries. ”
What the? The civil officials of the Ming Dynasty are unwilling, who are you? Is this a provocation? Or is it self-inflicted?
Zhu Houzhao was interested, and he smiled: "Oh? How to communicate? ”
Obviously, the king of the Korean state has also worked hard, and this matter can only be put on Zhu Houzhao, if there is a change of emperor, it is estimated that this request has just been raised, and the entire Korean envoy group will be thrown back to the Yalu River for you.
"My Korean country came this time, and I brought three problems, and no one in this dynasty can solve them, so I implore the Ming Dynasty to give me advice."
You can't solve it, and no one in the whole country answers, and then you come to my Ming Dynasty to find the answer? If it is solved, it is good, but if we can't solve it, then the face of the Ming Dynasty is not lost? What would we do with that? When we're stupid?
Of course, this is the voice of the Ming Dynasty civil officials, but this is not Zhu Houzhao's thoughts, his brother said with great interest: "Okay, it's also time to test my Ming Dynasty civil officials!" ”
The civil officials of the whole dynasty are all twitching......
"I beg your majesty to add some color."
"What lottery?" Zhu Houzhao was interested.
"If the Ming Dynasty is unfortunate enough to be unable to answer a single question, I beg that the reward be tripled, and if one question is answered, it will be doubled, and so on."
"What if you answer all three questions?" Zhu Houzhao asked with a smile.
Lack of heart, you, are you really here? The civil officials were helpless, Yang Tinghe said: "This kind of child's play, folk gambling, how can it be ......?"
"Huh? Mr. Yang, they are all Bangyi countries, if I can't take out this bit of bearing, won't I fall into the hands of others? Zhu Houzhao said.
National affairs, I didn't see you so concerned, these things are clear-eyed!
What if you answer all three questions? Make your Ming Dynasty International joke!
"Don't give a reward."
Everyone was waiting for North Korea's next words, but seeing that they didn't continue, it was obvious that his words were over.
You are really "not shocking and not ashamed", is it okay to have a face? The civil officials of the Ming Dynasty have always felt that they are shameless enough, but after looking at the envoys of the Korean state, they feel that they are wrong. (To be continued.) )