Chapter Seventy-Six: Yellow Ear
"No matter! Love it! I really can't think of what kind of attitude is the most suitable to greet my nominal mother, Tang Ge scratched his hair in annoyance, and muttered to himself.
Adam didn't come back all afternoon, and Tang Ge didn't get up from bed all afternoon. Until it was getting dark, and when he was about to worry about whether to get up and cook, a clansman came to invite, saying that the fat witch was feasting the old witch of the Niutou tribe in the banquet hall, and invited Tang Ge to accompany him.
Tang Ge, the old witch of the Niutou tribe, has also heard of it, it is said that it is also a legend in the wasteland, and he is very old now, but he is still alive and strong, and he can even be said to be the longest-lived person in the wasteland.
For the Niutou Tribe, Tang Ge is also very interested, now the Banpo Dolphin in the wasteland can be said to be in the limelight, for a while, and now in the wasteland, the only thing that can threaten the Banpo Dolphin is the only one left Niutou, so Tang Ge wants to see how the Niutou tribe plans to face the strong rise of the Banpo Dolphin.
The banquet hall of the Holy Flame City is next to the cafeteria, and it is a huge building, in which the wooden pillars of the roof alone are used for twenty-four heels, which can easily accommodate hundreds of people to eat at the same time, and if you squeeze a little, a thousand people will not be a problem.
The setting of the banquet hall is also unique. Feast feast, as the name suggests, means to sit on a mat and participate in a banquet. In ancient China, when there were no stools and chairs, a mat should be spread on the ground, and a table was arranged on the mat, and the people participating in the banquet knelt behind it, one person and one table, and the implementation was a very civilized meal distribution, but later, it was gradually replaced by the Eight Immortals Table, the round table and other dining systems.
The earliest feast of Banpo dolphin was held in the bazaar, and You Tangge came forward. At that time, there was no way to transport so many tables and chairs, so this banquet mode was used, and out of Tang Ge's bad taste, this mode was completely inherited. In Tang Ge's words, if you want to come to Banpo Dolphin to participate in the banquet, you have to kneel honestly, and sit at the same table, which is a treatment only among the clansmen.
When Tang Ge arrived at the banquet hall, the fat witch and the old witch of the bull-headed tribe were already seated. The fat witch sits in the main seat, the old witch and the old black of the bullhead tribe sit in the upper row, there is a seat opposite the two, and Qingshan sits at the bottom, needless to say, the seat at the top is reserved for himself. The banquet hall of Nuoda has only five seats, and it looks a little empty.
As soon as Tang Ge entered the banquet hall, he attracted everyone's attention, and the fat witch greeted Tang Ge with a smile: "You came just in time, let me introduce you, this old man is the great wizard Huang Er of the Niutou Tribe, hurry up and salute." ”
Tang Ge stepped forward, bowed deeply, and said respectfully: "Banpo Dolphin Young Witch Tang Ge, I have seen the Yellow Ear Great Wizard!" ”
"Hehehe...... Okay, good...... Hurry up! The old man said to Tang Ge with a smile.
Tang Ge straightened up, and only then did he have the time to look at this legendary old witch in the wasteland.
No one knows how old the old witch of the Niutou tribe is, and Tang Ge can't tell it. From the outside, the old man's face is full of folds, age spots are dense, his hair and teeth are about to fall out, his beard is white, there are not a few left, his lips are deflated like an old lady, his body is thin and thin, rickety, and his spirit is not very full, he is indeed not old, and he is also an unlucky person who can burp at any time.
"This is the god-given Tang Ge Shaowu...... What a good boy! I heard that your Banpo dolphin has the scale it is today, it's all your ability? Old Wu Huang's ears were lacking, his mouth was leaking, his speech was intermittent and slurred, and he had a strong accent, Tang Ge could only hear what he was saying if he was careful to distinguish it.
"Banpo Dolphin is all blessed by the ancestors today, and my ability is not worth mentioning." In this kind of scene, Tang Ge is still very modest.
"Yes!" Huang Er stroked a few sparse white beards on his chin, smiled like a chrysanthemum with wrinkles on his face, and said vaguely: "Sensible and polite, not rampant, a good boy!" ”
"The Great Wizard has won the prize!" Tang Ge bowed slightly again and said politely.
The fat witch seemed to be very interested, and said to Tang Ge happily: "Okay, I'll send you." Sit down and you're ready to go. ”
Tang Ge walked to his seat and sat on the soft animal skin, looking at the few people on the left without a trace.
The fat witch was very interested, and he kept laughing, and the old wizard was old and old, but he was not confused at all, although he was slurred, he still talked and laughed with the fat witch, and said some unnutritious topics. Kuroko smiled, looked around, and looked like an ordinary guest, while Aoyama kept laughing and performed the responsibility of accompanying the guest well. No matter where you look at it, you are at home and happy, but the ghost knows what these people think in their hearts.
Heizi is honest on the surface, but he is actually a shrewd person with seven tricks, I don't know how many times stronger than the straw bag of Caojiao, and because of the "historical reasons" of Ma Boss, Banpo Dolphin actually knows more about the Niutou tribe, so they don't even use their brains, and the fat witch knows that Heizi is definitely not well-intentioned. Otherwise, he would not have come to participate in the celebration of the Banpo dolphin.
In any case, on the day of great joy, the apparent harmony must be maintained. Today is just a small banquet, in order to express respect for the legendary old witch Huang Er in the wasteland, and when it comes to the feast, this old guy will inevitably sit on the throne.
Tang Ge was not interested in a few hypocritical guys who were on the surface you and me, and wanted to stab the knife behind their backs, and in order to take care of Huang Er's teeth, nearly half of the dishes on the banquet were cooked like a mess, which made Tang Ge even more uncomfortable, but it was too rude to leave the banquet halfway, so he could only wait patiently for the banquet to end.
finally survived to the end, Tang Ge on behalf of the fat witch, personally sent the old witch and the sunspot to the most luxurious suite in the hotel, said hello to the waiter and hurried home, there is an old guy who is about to grow old, he doesn't want to stay for a minute.
At the same time, in the hotel of Banpo Dolphin, Heizi respectfully helped Huang Er to the bed and waited for the old witch to lie down.
"How? You've finished reading the Holy Flame City, what do you think? The old witch grinned and muttered to Kuroko.
Kuroko smiled and said with great confidence: "This place is very good. I want to. ”
"How?"
"I haven't figured it out yet, but there's always a way!"
The next day, the Banpo dolphin was still noisy. The clansmen reported that as long as it was the tribe invited by the Banpo dolphin, none of them came, and it can be said that today's Holy Flame City has gathered almost all the tribal leaders in the wasteland. This made Tang Ge's heart itch, and he couldn't help but guess that if all these people were wiped out in the Holy Flame City, earth-shaking changes would definitely occur in the wasteland.
Although his heart was itching, he understood that once the Banpo dolphin did this, it would inevitably be exterminated by everyone in the wasteland at that time. If that's the case, then it's not interesting, so Tang Ge gave up this unrealistic idea in an instant.
There are too many people in the Holy Flame City, and those who don't know each other have to say hello when they meet. Tang Ge was too lazy to go out to socialize, so he could only be bored at home, but fortunately, when it was almost noon, the people from the Beishan tribe arrived, needless to say, Ah Liang was also among them, and Tang Ge, who finally had a playmate, was very excited, but he was not happy much, and he was poured a basin of cold water on his head, because the Shixiang tribe also arrived.
Tang Ge came back in the afternoon of the first day, and the Shixiang tribe arrived in the afternoon of the next day, Tang Ge rode a horse, they walked, according to the time, Tang Ge and they just left the Shixiang tribe, Yuelan and Dashi pulled the team and set off, and there was really no delay at all.
For the first time in ten years, Yuelan set foot in the land of Banpo Dolphin, but did not have stage fright at all, but held her head high, and after looking at the magnificent city, exquisite houses and fertile fields, her face was full of pride. Because these are the creations of her children.
Since he had made up his mind to try to get along with Yuelan, Tang Ge was no longer hypocritical, and politely arranged the clansmen of the Shixiang tribe in the hotel that had been reserved a long time ago. Then together with the big stone, he brought Yuelan and Yuexiang back to his house.
As expected.
Yuelan was like a queen, and under the gushing explanation of the big stone, she visited the upstairs, downstairs, inside and outside the house, and she did not show any surprise at all kinds of extremely convenient facilities. Because of this, she had heard it countless times in the mouths of Big Stone and Tsukika, but this was the first time she had seen it with her own eyes. Although she has long been familiar with these living facilities, Yuelan's mouth still keeps praising it, obviously currying favor with Tang Ge.
Tang Ge didn't have a good impression of Yuelan's undisguised sycophancy, but he didn't have any resistance, just like getting along with a stranger, he had always been polite, which made Yuelan feel disappointed. Fortunately, his son did not treat himself as an enemy, and if he could live in peace, it was already much better than the original idea.
"As long as I have time, I will definitely let him accept me completely." As soon as she thought of this, Yuelan was full of confidence again.
As soon as I finished visiting the house here, a tribesman from there came and told me that Fat Wu would hold a banquet to entertain the people of the Shixiang tribe in the evening.
"After all the way, I'm a little tired. Forget about the banquet, I'll eat at my own house in the evening! Yuelan was as proud as a swan, and unceremoniously refused the invitation of the fat witch, especially the three words "own home", which accentuated the tone.
The clansmen seemed to have expected this result a long time ago, and after a few polite words, they went back to the fat witch to return to their lives, but they didn't know what the fat witch felt about Yuelan's actions.
The family of four finally gathered, Da Shi looked extremely excited, and even ate a few more bowls for lunch, and then yawned and Yuelan went back to his room in the east room to rest. And Tang Ge took Yuexiang and made the bed in his room. Tang Ge's bed is very large, not to mention Yuexiang, even with the little monkeys Wukong and Adam, it can be squeezed. It's a pity that Ah Liang was left in the hotel by the old paulownia tree and didn't give it out, otherwise, the three brothers and sisters would gather together, and they might not be lively at night.