After the tuna handover was completed, the "Riding the Wind and Waves" left the port of New Ireland's north shore and entered the scheduled route, and the time was close to 2 p.m. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

As the saying goes: people are iron and rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry!

Hu Xiaodao, who fought all night and didn't eat breakfast, was already hungry, and his chest was pressed against his back.

"Friends, you stabilize first, brother, I'll go have a meal first, and I'll give you another benefit later, a very cute and very awesome welfare." Hu Xiaodao blinked with his left eye, made a honey electric eye at the camera, and with a mysterious smile, turned around and walked into the cabin.

At noon when the sun was shining, the audience suddenly ate an episode of "Hanging Bombing the Sky", and the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"I'll strangle it, and if I don't agree with each other, I will throw my eyes, and I almost lost my rice spoon in fright."

"This sudden sass, real Nima spicy eyes, but I like it, haha!"

The second yuan baby: "Sao, very sassy, this is very sassy!" (squint)"

In the overwhelming complaints of the audience, Hu Xiaodao picked up a pickled fish that had been made before, set up a pot and started a fire, and treated himself with a good preparation.

Half an hour later!

"Uh~~~~ Comfortable!!"

Putting down the "big basin" for eating in his hand, Hu Xiaodao burped beautifully, and said to the camera: "The rice is full, the whole body is full of energy, and the welfare is up." ”

Take off the live broadcaster to cover up,Notify the brain to open the BGM program,Select the track I heard some time ago!

After drinking and rinsing his mouth, Hu Xiaodao's expression changed in a second, and he said sadly and deeply: "As the most handsome man in the exploration world, the most popular anchor among the men, and the most powerful singer in the history of the live broadcast industry, I haven't given you a beautiful song for more than a month, I ...... I'm ashamed. ”

His expression changed again, and he grinned and said, "SO, taking advantage of today's good weather, brother, I have decided to ...... I solemnly present a new song to everyone, and the title of the song is called "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains". ”

"Nima, the king asked me to patrol the mountains? What's that? The audience was confused, and even the shameless brag at the beginning was left behind.

"Ahem!" Hu Xiaodao cleared his throat, "Okay, the most awesome singer in history, is about to start performing, everyone must remember, you must sit tight, I am not responsible for falling to the ground." ”

"Sit tight? Falling to the ground? "The audience who don't understand things is getting more and more confused!

A second later, the BMG sounded, and the rhythm was brisk!

"Baby, baby, wake up!" Hu Xiaodao called softly with the tune, and his tone was normal and gentle.

"The rhythm is good, it's good!" The melodic makes the audience feel very comfortable, but everyone still doesn't know how to sit tight.

At this moment, the painting style took a sharp turn!

After Hu Xiaodao finished the first sentence, he immediately rushed to the side, pinched his throat and pretended to be tender, and shouted with a dissatisfied face following the tune of the song: "Call me king!" ”

"This Nima...... Don't be so awesome! The audience was dumbfounded!

As soon as the words fell, he stepped back to his original position, and with the echo of "duang" in the tune, he said in a surprised male voice: "Ouch, when will the baby become a king!" ”

After two steps of brushing, Hu Xiaodao became a little girl again, pouting, and shouted cutely: "Hmph, you are stupid!" ”

"Knock, pop, click......" Countless dumbfounded viewers did not hold steady in time and fell to the ground.

It's so brutal, it's so cruel that it's inhuman!

However...... The performance continued, and as soon as Hu Xiaodao's little interest came up, it was a rhythm that couldn't be stopped.

"?" Became a big man again!

Quickly returned to the little girl's position, "hehe" smiled, pinched the orchid finger and flicked it forward, and said in a tender voice: "You little goblin, so disobedient, hurry up and serve the meal, I'm hungry, the king!" ”

"Nimabo, this ......" The audience who had just gotten up from the ground, seeing this god-like performance, was immediately scorched by the thunder, covered their eyes with their hands, the corners of their mouths twitched wildly, and their faces were embarrassed.

The rhythm turned into cheerfulness, and Hu Xiaodao returned to the adult position again!

"The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I'm a hard-working, non-clingy leprechaun."

……

"The king asked me to come and patrol the mountains and catch a monk to make dinner."

"I'm going to pick the most beautiful flowers and dedicate them to my little princess."

The audience, who was paralyzed to the ground by thunder, seemed to be attracted by the song after listening to this normal male voice, and finally got back the soul that was scared away.

"This song is actually very good, it's pretty good, it's just that King Sao sells cute, I ......"

"It's the first time I've heard such a great song, I don't know who wrote it, and which guy has a download address?"

What did the chicken fall in love with: "Mom sells criticism, I deliberately searched several websites, and it seems that there is no such song, could it be that this is written by King Sao?" (dumbfounded)"

With the hot discussion of the audience, Hu Xiaodao, who is gradually getting better, sings more and more energetically, and sings more and more emotionally.

"The sun winks at me, and the birds sing to me."

……

"The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet, and I don't envy the mandarin ducks or the immortals."

Near the end of the song, Hu Xiaodao put down his singing, suddenly turned to a dumb face, and asked, "King, King, why is there no old monk in the mountains?" ”

Hearing this sudden change, the audience realized the high energy ahead, and wittily hurried to find a place to sit down!

Even the little lightning bolt who stayed on the deck seemed to anticipate the "danger", and immediately lay on the deck, covering his head with two wings.

Sure enough!

I saw Hu Xiaodao jumping up and down, and he became a big hanger Lori in seconds, folded his hands on his chest, and shouted cutely: "You are stupid, hum, handmade, go home, eat!" ”

"......" As the tail note disappears, the BGM stops, and the audience is speechless!

In a music studio in Xiang Province, an outdated music producer over 40 years old knocked over several chairs and rushed out of the door, muttering to himself as he ran: "No, no, such a good song, how can it be ruined like this, I want to cover it, I must find a little Lori to cover it." ”

However, it was his idea of pursuing music that completely changed his life soon after.

It is the appearance of this stubborn man that has made a music godfather appear in the entertainment industry, but-

This music godfather, a little bit improper, is a sassy flying existence!

After the cheerful and funny performance, Hu Xiaodao, who felt very good about himself, elegantly made a gentlemanly salute to the camera, "Thank you for your support, this is the end of the singer performance, next time, I will bring you a more perfect performance." ”

As soon as the words fell, Hu Xiaodao became a dry man in seconds, and shouted loudly: "The welfare time is over, the great explorer is about to start again, go you!" ”

"Uh...... Is it really okay for you to hang like this? ”

The audience, who couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all, looked at Hu Xiaodao blankly, couldn't help bending down, and picked up the street fighting artifact on the ground - big bricks!