Chapter 585: I've Been Troublesome Lately
"Baolin, Chu Mo, are you tired?" Wu Yuanqing rode on a horse and asked the two good brothers who were following the emperor's royal car not far away.
Yu Chi Baolin glanced at Wu Yuanqing and didn't speak, while Cheng Chumo glared at Wu Yuanqing angrily, plus a cold snort expressing displeasure.
"Hahaha, don't be angry, if you're tired, you can shoot arrows at His Majesty's carriage." Wu Yuanqing laughed and teased the two.
"Hmph"
"Hmph"
"Hmph"
At the same time, three cold snorts sounded, one was silent, one was Yu Chi Baolin's, and there was a vaguely unclear emperor frame from Wu Yuanqing's mouth.
Wu Yuanqing chuckled disappreciatively.
After leaving Wentang Palace, Wu Yuanqing used this stalk to tease Cheng Chu Mo and Yu Chi Baolin along the way, and they have also been torturing Li Shimin's nerves in the frame.
But no matter whether Li Shimin coughed loudly, snorted coldly, or let the chamberlain reprimand, Wu Yuanqing pretended not to hear it, and continued to tease them.
Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin were so angry that they were going to die, but they had nothing to do with Wu Yuanqing, who had no face and no skin and was very bold.
Didn't he care if he didn't see the emperor's reprimand?
Although Li Shimin was very annoyed by Wu Yuanqing, especially Wu Yuanqing still turned a deaf ear to his reprimand, but it was far from being angry. Because Li Shimin knows very well that the reason why Wu Yuanqing keeps mentioning this matter is not only because he thinks it is interesting to tease Cheng Chumo and Wei Chi Baolin, the two leaders of the guards.
is also warning Cheng Chumo, Wei Chi Baolin and the two of them should be more careful, don't let what happened in the hot spring palace happen again, let them take a better look at their subordinates, of course, they are also shocking the accompanying guards, so that they can always think of the lessons of their colleagues, and don't do anything that is dead.
Although his son-in-law is very unreliable most of the time, sometimes it is quite reassuring. In the first two days of Beijing, I was lying in the carriage and didn't see anyone, and since the Wentang Palace, I have been at least accompanying me all the way.
When Li Shimin was resting, he saw his son-in-law carrying two muskets on his body and a spear hanging next to the saddle, so he knew that his son-in-law was worried about his safety and was protecting him in his own way.
Of course, rest assured, warm heart is warm, it's just too annoying, you can't stop talking, buzzing is as noisy as flies.
"Hey, I've only been walking for more than an hour and I'm hungry, when are we going to stop and eat?" Wu Yuanqing said to himself alone, and then asked Cheng Chumo loudly: "Hey, are you two hungry, I'm so hungry that I can't ride a horse, hey, what about talking to you, how about we roast and eat the rabbit we caught last night when we are resting?"
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No one paid attention to Wu Yuanqing, Wu Yuanqing was not embarrassed, there was no sentence in his mouth muttering what should be eaten, whether it was roasted or boiled, listening to the name of a meal that came out of his mouth, people who were not hungry began to swallow saliva, and they felt like they.
Li Shimin also felt a little hungry, so he opened a small box next to him and took out two pastries to eat.
But after eating pastries, I still don't feel like it's enjoyable, I'm still hungry, it's the kind of hunger that wants to eat meat, Wu Yuanqing outside is still reporting the name of the dish, the more Li Shimin listens, the more anxious he feels, and when he coughs, the voice of the waiter Xiaode sounded outside the frame: "What does Your Majesty command?"
"Speed up and get to the station, I'm hungry." Li Shimin said lightly.
"Yes." Xiao De responded, and then shouted loudly: "General Wei Chi, General Cheng, Your Majesty let you go quickly."
With Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin giving the order, the speed of the team was obviously much faster.
"Hey, why are you speeding up again, I'm hungry, I can't run." Wu Yuanqing shouted again.
It's talking to himself again, and no one pays attention to him when he's in a hurry.
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The days were spent in this day-to-day rush, the team went out of Weinan, crossed the Longmen, and marched along Zhongtiao Mountain to Luoyang.
After walking a lot of land routes all day, Wu Yuanqing remembered the last time he took a boat in Luoyang.
Compared with the smooth and fast downstream, this horseback riding and riding by land is really not the way to go out. Not to mention that Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty wanted to build the Grand Canal and build a dragon boat to go down to Yangzhou, even if there was little water, he was reluctant to get off the boat and let the woman pull the fiber and drag the boat away.
It's so comfortable to take a boat.
It's March, the weather is already very hot, and the team is finally about to leave Nakajo Mountain.
"Huh"
One of the guards walking on the side of the road used his scabbard to slap a red snake hanging from a tree branch, and his movements did not attract anyone's attention.
"It's a pity, it's a pity, why was it blown away, how good it would be to keep it for food after death." Wu Yuanqing withdrew his gaze with some disappointment and whispered.
"You still don't eat much, it's getting hotter and hotter, and there are more snakes and insects, and there are no less than dozens of people killed by the guards along the way, and they basically go into your stomach." There was a sound of Cheng Chumo's run next to him.
"Cut, it's only a dozen, when did you not eat, when did Baolin not eat, how much did it enter my stomach, all of them were robbed by you." Wu Yuanqing glanced at Cheng Chumo with disdain and said.
Haha, to be honest, you don't need to be a pity, the red snake is not poisonous, it is not fragrant to eat, how can there be the fragrance of those poisonous snakes." Cheng Chumo said with a look of aftertaste.
"Poison, poison, poison you sooner or later." Wu Yuanqing's vicious curse.
"Hey, hey." Cheng Chumo directly understood this as Wu Yuanqing's jealousy, because Wu Yuanqing was timid and never dared to eat poisonous snakes, so he dared to move his mouth to non-poisonous snakes.
"If you want to eat poisonous snakes, you have to go to the southern Lingnan side, I told you that the poisonous snakes over there are much older, and most of the poisonous snakes you see are poisonous snakes, and there are very few poisonous snakes in the north, especially in Hedong, and it is not common to take three or four kinds of snakes when you come and go, and most of them are not poisonous." Wu Yuanqing gave Cheng Chu Mo Kop.
"I think when I went to Lingnan, I could see poisonous snakes along the way from Chang'an to Qinling, and there were Tulong on the Yangtze River, and that thing was also eaten in the south, and it tasted very good. It's just that the skin is too thick, and it's very ferocious, and it's not easy to catch. Tulong is in the Yangtze River, poisonous snakes are all the way, and there are poisonous snakes in the south that are all green and verdant, haven't you seen it. It hangs on a branch of a tree, and a lot of times you can't tell the difference when you get close to it."
"And what about this snake?" Cheng Chumo looked surprised.
"The world is so big, Sao Nian, you are still young, and you have too little knowledge." Wu Yuanqing said very shyly.
"Is that delicious?" Cheng Chumo asked with a salivating face.
"Get out."