Chapter 41: What Use Do I Want This Iron Rod!' (Ask for a recommended collection)

Coconut drink, coconut seafood stew, roasted coconut meat, dinner is the same as Chinese food!

Although they had seen it at noon, the audience watched Hu Xiaodao eat so happily, and it was inevitable that they were still a little greedy, and all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At the end of dinner time, Hu Xiaodao took a small sip of coconut water, checked the data of the live broadcast room, and said leisurely: "The popularity ratio is not bad tonight, it is close to 2.5 million, but the subscription is still so close to 400,000." ”

"Brother who doesn't have a subscription, do you want to do something together? If you want to! Hurry up and get up, the anchor will take you to pretend to be forced and take you to fly! ”

Suddenly!

Hu Xiaodao retracted his expression, touched his bloated stomach with both hands, and said embarrassedly: "I'm going to do something big first, guys wait a while, don't leave, wait for the excitement to continue!" ”

Before he finished speaking, a black shadow swooped out of the hole!

"Running so fast to dry the hanging, scare Lao Tzu!"

"My poor classmate Saowang, I have eaten too much at dinner, wahaha!"

"Only a million? Look at you and you're new! ”

The wind blew lightly: "Anyway, did you bring paper?" ”

"66666" and "233333" The audience saw this barrage, and after a short period of stunned, they instantly fried the pot and burst into laughter!

After more than ten minutes, Hu Xiaodao walked in with a sneering expression, scratching his hands on his body, and twisting and pinching.

The audience was very curious when they saw him like this!

"Damn, King Sao, what's wrong with you?"

"Could it be...... ENCOUNTER LOACHES GANK IN THE WILD, CHRYSANTHEMUMS BURST? ”

"Do teenagers play with their hearts? Ten minutes of macho man turning into a little girl, which one is this? ”

Hu Xiaodao saw the ridicule on the barrage, his face turned sad, and he said angrily: "The mosquitoes on this island are too faceless, but I'm also their new neighbor, isn't it, just go to the toilet, Nima ......"

"Hey, let's not talk about it, see for yourselves." Hu Xiaodao smiled bitterly and turned around, turned his back to the camera and pulled his hands together, revealing red bulletproof panties.

The "2333333" live broadcast room instantly burst into laughter, choking on water and spraying water, and noodles eating noodles rushed out of their nostrils.

I saw that the two thighs were full of big bags, one after the other, and they were red.

The most brutal thing is-

The buttocks wrapped in red panties are obviously thicker than usual at this time, and they are pitted, which looks particularly miserable!

The audience can imagine that when Hu Xiaodao took off his pants, swarms of hungry mosquitoes frantically bit their buttocks.

This picture -

It's not that the audience is not sympathetic, it's just that the picture is too joyful and can't help it!

After laughing, some viewers were surprised and sent out a barrage, "There are so many mosquitoes outside, why don't you see them in the cave?" ”

Hu Xiaodao said with annoyance: "The reason why there are no mosquitoes in the cave is that the smoke produced by the fire can disperse mosquitoes, hey, I just blame me for walking too quickly, and I forgot about this stubble for a while. ”

"Breeder, 6666" "You're a good guy, haha. The live broadcast room burst into laughter again!

I'm the senior sister: "It's so distressing! Master, didn't you say that hibiscus can reduce swelling and detoxify? Don't close the ward rounds yet, and go pick up some treatments. (worried)"

My heart is crazy for you: "King Sao, your body is important, hurry up!" ”

Hearing everyone's concern, Hu Xiaodao felt very warm in his heart, but if he did a line, he had to love a line, which was his responsibility and respect for the audience.

Therefore -

"Thank you for your concern, buddy is in good health and can bear it." Hu Xiaodao scratched his itchy buttocks, and his eyebrows jumped proudly, "You can't be...... If you want to admire my perfect butt shape, hehe, no way! Hurry up and hang up the dog tag and go through the rounds! ”

"66666, this is very sassy king" The audience was crying and laughing at the sudden reversal, and while complaining helplessly, they hung up the dog tags one after another.

Yesterday, the time of Hu Xiaodao's ward rounds was seven o'clock, and at this time the time came to 6:50, and the popularity of the live broadcast room suddenly came to a small climax, and the popularity soared directly over 3 million.

"Guys, have you started your rounds?"

"I didn't do anything when I got home from work, the first time I entered the live broadcast room of King Sao, I stepped on the horse and was poisoned, and I was not saved!"

Hongchen Immortal: "Haha, +1 upstairs, brothers, didn't you start, I'm the one who rounds the room." ”

"The convoy hasn't left yet, but you've missed 100 million, hehe!"

"I just came, which one of the big hangers said, what happened just now?"

Seeing that the rhythm of the barrage was crooked, Hu Xiaodao was speechless, and hurriedly said to the camera: "Guys, get ready, the team starts at seven o'clock, and if you want to get on the car, swipe the card quickly, and the room number 124578." ”

Seeing that there were only ten seconds left in the time, the audience also took care of asking for the big hanging, and all kinds of cards were swiped randomly.

"Drop! Old People's Card! ”

"Drop! Help me and ask for 3 million calories! ”

"Drop! Catch a spy for 500,000 cards! ”

White Corn Orchid: "Shuffle! Brothers, let's go, I'll keep home! ”

"Guys, sit tight, the god of Taihang roller coaster is in place, let's go!" At seven o'clock, Hu Xiaodao filled up the throttle and roared out.

The name of room 124578 is called "Cute Girl Asks for Warmth", the anchor ID is Sweet Strawberry, as the name suggests, the appearance is very pure and sweet, and the popularity is average, only a few 10,000 pairs.

It can only be regarded as the best among the newcomers!

Performing programs on the hour, this is the atmosphere of Hualong and sweet strawberries is no exception, but when seven o'clock arrives today, she is preparing to ask the audience for their opinions and let them choose a program.

The scene that made her dumbfounded appeared!

First of all, more than a dozen dragons of different colors danced wildly into the live broadcast room and occupied the top ten VIP seats, and then the popularity of the room soared to more than 2.3 million at a terrifying speed.

Maybe it's because the instantaneous traffic is too large, the live broadcast interface obviously starts to lag, and the image becomes unusually stuttering.

Fortunately, in the live broadcast room of Sweet Strawberry, the popularity has exceeded 10,000, and it has the qualification to configure a standby server, and in the end, it did not blow up the house like Hu Xiaodao just opened the live broadcast, but quickly stabilized.

As a rookie anchor, Sweet Strawberry never thought that his live broadcast room would exceed 1 million popularity one day.

However, this dream came suddenly, and she was directly stunned by this scene-

Big eyes flickering! The ruddy little mouth is stunned and becomes a cute O-shape!

"Wow, what a cute girl, the benefits of ward rounds are good!" The army of ward rounds couldn't help but be overjoyed, and coincidentally sent out a barrage.

"King Sao's army has arrived!"

"King Sao's army has arrived!"

……

Sweet Strawberry saw this full-screen proposal, and her little face instantly turned into a ripe red apple, and in a panic, she couldn't even say words of welcome.

"I went, forgot to say the slogan in advance!" Hu Xiaodao was speechless for a while, and said to the end: "Brothers, don't make trouble, see you scare other girls, we want to be Sven, first say hello to others, and then ask her what talent she will have." ”

The audience who made a wave of noise all sent out a message of "Good evening, girl!" Then he sent out a message "What kind of talent does a girl know!" ”

"With so many brothers coming at once, Strawberry is very happy, welcome to you!" Sweet Strawberry tried her best to stabilize her excited mood, smiled sweetly, and showed two small dimples, "My singing and two-dimensional dancing are good!" ”

"It's easy to sing!" Hu Xiaodao smiled secretly and said: "Tell my sister, ask her to sing "Wukong", sing well, and give a big reward." ”

"The song with the lyrics 'What do I want this awesome to do?'? King Sao is really angry, haha. Thinking of the girl singing this lyric sweetly, the audience's hearts suddenly stirred!