Yu Zhou is very anxious now, he was beaten yesterday, and his aching buttocks were hit by a heartless little girl, and he didn't sleep well all night, but when he came in the morning, he saw the person he didn't want to see the most. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I don't know what's wrong with Xiang Ji, he followed him all morning, and as everyone climbed up and down, he stood under the wall, and when he stood together, he was cautious, as if he was afraid of accidentally trampling himself to death.

Accustomed to seeing the rough and atmospheric Xiang Ji, he suddenly made Yu Zhou creepy like this.

"What's wrong with you today?"

"Not much......"

Yu Zhouhu looked at him suspiciously: "Then what are you doing in my room this morning, you won't have any strange love, right?" I'm not a gentleman. ”

Xiang Ji obviously hadn't opened this trick yet, and wondered: "What do you mean?" ”

"It's not interesting, you don't really think about my sister, do you?"

Xiang Ji swore an oath: "That's after you die......"

"Ahh

"Xiao Zhou, I originally wanted to take you to the battlefield, but fortunately, my uncle thought of a way......" As he spoke, Xiang Ji told him the countermeasures he had discussed with Xiang Liang yesterday.

After hearing this, Yu Zhou was completely Spartan in his heart, who wants to go to the battlefield! Who wants to die with you! Feudal superstition kills people!

Fortunately, Xiang Liang had an unreliable idea, otherwise he might have been tied to the horseback and taken to the field to block the arrows for this guy, Yu Zhou was already in a cold sweat at this time, and he knew how big an oolong he put yesterday. Forget it, it's better to do the Spring Festival than to be dragged to the battlefield.

At noon, the teenagers found that yesterday's meat was gone.

"Hmph, I'm full of food one by one, I'll be trick-or-treating, from today on, there will be no meat, and you will have the strength to think nonsense, when will I be satisfied, when will I be able to eat meat again!"

Ji Kang floated away with a bowl of fat, and the teenagers suddenly sighed.

In the morning, Ji Kang was much stricter than yesterday, and the teenagers who were injured on the buttocks were not pleased, and the wounds killed by sweat were painful, and now they didn't dare to sit, and when they were complaining, Xiang Ji appeared with a bowl......

Seeing that everyone was looking at the bowl in their hands, Xiang Ji smiled bitterly: "Uncle Ji told my uncle about yesterday's incident, I am the same as you, and I have no meat." ”

The teenagers suddenly withered, thinking that there would be a turnaround, but they were disappointed, and Ji Bu said unevenly: "The third uncle is too much, how can a foal that doesn't eat grass run around!" ”

Luan Bu actually had the heart to laugh, and pulled Ji Bu's bowl of food with chopsticks: "Oh, isn't this all grass, horses, let's eat quickly." ”

Da Jiang and Luan Cheng were really honest, and they started to eat, and the dragon was like a little piglet, arching his fat buttocks: "It's okay to eat, the problem is that it's too painful to be injured and injured, my butt is sore and sore now, you said that if I escape in the afternoon, will Third Uncle Ji ignore me in the future?" ”

Yu Zhou smiled: "We all have sore shoulders and waist and legs, why are you ass, dare you practice ass magic skills in the morning?!" ”

Luan Bu said: "Of course this guy doesn't care about eating, he and Xiao Ji go back to their respective homes at night, and naturally some of them eat, but it hurts a few of our brothers, little fat man, you said you want to escape, won't you go home to eat meat, right?" You can't let it go. ”

Xiang Ji glared at Long Ji, who was not interested, and then said, "I will also eat a pot of food with my brothers in the evening. ”

Yu Zhou began to move again: "In that case, how about we get some food ourselves?" ”

"No, right? Uncle Xiang has received a message from the third uncle, and I'm afraid he won't give us a loophole. ”

"Who said that Fuzhong, didn't we eat well yesterday......

The teenagers all looked at this bold little brother: "Xiao Zhou, if you are caught again, your leg will be broken." ”

"No, no, at most another spank, listen to me, this beating is actually a kind of exercise, and if you get too much, you won't feel pain."

"Where did you hear all this crooked reasoning, you're just greedy, right?"

The boy is the time when he grows up, how can he do it without some nutrition, the difference in taste for two thousand years makes Yu Zhou more and more like a mischievous child, but he doesn't care, as long as he looks at the little sister's greedy little face, he is satisfied, besides, is it still a child if he doesn't cause trouble!

Spreading his hands, Yu Zhou began to agitate: "Just say if you dare to go, if you want to eat meat, you don't want to be offended, where is there such a good thing in the world." ”

"Go! How dare you dare, you are willing to die, I am willing to bury, it's a big deal to be beaten again. The teenagers began to stir again.

Luan Cheng said worriedly: "Then when the uncles asked, how to respond?" ”

"If you combine work and rest, the bowstring will break if you jump too tightly." Yu Zhou has become more and more shameless, and everyone has fallen. With that, Yu Zhou turned around and ran.

"What are you going to do?"

"Let's see how Grandpa Cao's injuries are!"

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Ji Kang is about to go crazy, the teenagers are getting more and more difficult to discipline, in recent days, every afternoon, he will face the empty school field, watch this and that run, chase the work, none of them are gone, and he was laughed at by the blacksmiths.

There must be a wilted guy in this group of guys who is stumbling, and every time he comes back, he still has a lot of words, what is a combination of work and rest for a while, what is a survey of the terrain for a while, and he has been even more recently, and he actually said anything to visit the lonely old man and go to cook for a dumb old man.

At the beginning, it had a bit of an effect, but now even the little fat man who seems to be easy to handle doesn't eat this set, crackling and beating, and when he turns his head, he lifts his pants and smiles at himself, which is really the opposite.

Even when his nephew, who has always been more stable, is messing around, Ji Kang can't control it anymore, so he just practices these over-energetic bastards in the morning, and turns a blind eye in the afternoon, even if they have a conscience, Ji Kang gradually discovers that every time these guys come back, they will bring meat to the house.

However, there is also better news, Lao Cao's injury has miraculously stabilized, as long as a few days later, it is confirmed that he has not contracted the deflated bite disease, and a well-known man can jump alive again.

"Oh no, Uncle Cao is crazy!"

Ji Kang's heart sank immediately, and he took the rope and rushed to Cao's cobbler's house, and as soon as he arrived at the courtyard gate, he collided with the lame old cobbler.

The old guy was full of anger and his eyes were clear, and he couldn't see the signs of madness at all, and when he was puzzled, he heard the cobbler scolding: "Ji Laosan, you let me go, the little rabbit cub is against the sky, I just deducted some wine and gave me a sneak drink!" I'm going to kill that little fat man! ”