Chapter 21 The Lotus Fish Covers the Peaks
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(Let her be casual, Sun Yan went to the kitchen and poured two glasses of water, returned to the living room, and saw that she was not sitting on the sofa, but pressing her legs with her hips, kneeling beside the low coffee table, gentle like a girl before the Tang Dynasty.) Sun Yan naturally knew that the current "kneeling" was "sitting" in ancient times, and he didn't think it was strange for this girl who was too deep in the play to sit, so he brought the water to the coffee table and handed her a cup, he asked, "Do you have a family?" Can I get their cell phone number? ”
In any case, if you take someone else's daughter in, you have to tell her parents that maybe her family is looking for her, and if you don't know, they will call the police, and if the police suddenly break down the door and arrest me as an abductor, it will be bad.
Du Xiangxiang held the water cup in her two small hands and whispered: "My father and mother are in the fairy world, and there is no way to get through the phone in the world." ”
I think so......
"Since you said that you are a fairy in the sky, then what spell should you know?" Sun Yan asked curiously.
Probably realizing that he didn't believe it at all, Du Xiangxiang was a little annoyed, she bit her lip and said in a low voice: "The little girl knows some Qimen Dunjia techniques. ”
Sun Yan suddenly became excited: "Really? Can you put on a show for me? "Immortal arts...... Qimen Dunjia...... It sounds amazing.
Du Xiangxiang said: "Childe, please look! She stretched out her hands and held them to the water in her arms.
What will happen? Sun Yan stared at the water glass...... Does water freeze? Or will it fly? Or is it like the queen in "Frozen", conjuring up a snow baby?
I just stared at it for a long time, and the water cup didn't move, and I didn't even splash it.
He looked at Du Xiangxiang suspiciously, and the face of the girl in the skirt was suffocating as if she was going to fall down at any moment. He hurriedly shouted: "Forget it, forget it, you stop quickly...... If she holds it any longer, she will definitely faint, if that is the case, he will have to give her artificial respiration, and then the police suddenly break down the door, and he will be upgraded from abductor to rapist......
Du Xiangxiang's head was so low that it almost touched the coffee table: "I forgot, the human world is now the era of the end of the law, there is no five elements of Xuan Qi between heaven and earth, and I, I am cultivating the spiritual treasure system, and there is no way to use immortal magic without Xuan Qi......"
"I understand, I understand!" It's normal for her to be like this, and I almost believe that she can use fairy arts.
Sun Yan got up, took her to the room on the left, and said, "You can live here tonight, this room was originally lived by my mother, but half a year ago...... Forget it, leave her alone. Rest assured, everything here is very clean, I washed it not long ago, and there are pajamas in the cupboard. ”
Pushed the door again: "There is a hidden buckle here, if you don't feel at ease when you sleep at night, you can buckle it up, and I will also buckle my door back......" Remind her first, so as not to harass her in the middle of the night.
"Thank you Childe for taking me in!" Du Xiangxiang put her hands on her waist, her knees slightly bent, and gave a salute elegantly.
Sun Yan clenched his fists: "You're welcome, you're welcome, I'll leave first." He left the room and closed the door for her.
Then he tiptoed to the corner of the living room and dialed a number from his landline: "Hey, a mental hospital?" Did any of you have a patient run out today......"
Since it was still summer vacation, when Sun Yan woke up, the sky was already bright, and the morning light illuminated the light green curtains from the window.
With a yawn, he slouched out of bed, walked outside, and came to the door, reaching for the door, and as he reached for it, he thought about what he had done with his room locked last night. As soon as the door slammed, a blinding light flashed in his eyes, and then a beautiful girl appeared in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, I went to the wrong house." Sun Yan subconsciously turned around and closed the door, and then looked at his bed in a daze.
It took a while to come to his senses, turn around and open the door again, and continue to look at the living room in a daze.
At this moment, the whole living room looked clean and clean, and the coffee table and sofa were as bright as a mirror, and he was just dazzled by their reflection.
Looking to the side again, Du Xiangxiang stood delicately beside the coffee table and said softly: "Sun Gongzi, are you up?!" ”
At this moment, Du Xiangxiang is still wearing an apricot red undergarment, and an autumn-colored pleated skirt, in fact, these two colors do not match well, but because there is a blue silk thread embroidered on the placket, the two colors of apricot red and autumn fragrance are divided into sight, so it gives people a fresh and distinct sense of hierarchy, such a color matching, is obviously carefully designed.
Her clothes are also extremely exquisite, Sun Yan can't remember any of his female classmates, wearing such high-quality fabrics, judging from her clothes alone, there is no doubt that she came from a wealthy family...... Provided, of course, that her dress was not stolen.
At this moment, the hairstyle on her brain has been recombed, combed into two buns, and then tied with light red silk scarves to form two purses, but this is the dress of a little girl or an ancient maid, but Sun Yan doesn't know where she found the two exquisite silk scarves.
"You did it?" He left the room and stood in the living room, looking around in surprise.
Du Xiangxiang looked embarrassed: "It's just that I got up early, and I'm used to doing it on weekdays, so I found something to do." ”
Sun Yan looked up suspiciously, and found that even the ashes on the ceiling were gone, and he didn't know how she cleaned it up so cleanly. Because he has been alone for the past six months, although he is not a lazy person, he has not done much hygiene, and there is a lot of dust in the corners, but now he looks at everything he sees, as if he has been washed with water.
Could it be that she didn't sleep all night last night, and was all helping him with cleaning?
Or did she originally want to attack me at night, but fortunately I locked the door in advance, and she couldn't attack at night, and she had nowhere to vent her energy?
Sun Yan felt that this was very possible......
Du Xiangxiang said embarrassedly: "I originally wanted to make breakfast in advance and wait for Childe to wake up and eat, but although I found food in Childe's refrigerator, I didn't find a color pen." ”
"Huh?" Sun Yan looked at her, "Colored pen? ”
Du Xiangxiang was very regretful: "Yes, because there is no colored pen, there is no way to cook for my son." "Apologetically blessed.
Markers? Cooking with colored pencils?
This girl is definitely out of a mental hospital! Sun Yan quietly took a step back...... Stay away from her.
He asked cautiously, "Isn't there an induction cooker there?" ”
Du Xiangxiang was puzzled: "Induction cooker? ”
Sun Yan led her to the kitchen and pointed to the induction cooker: "This is it." ”
Du Xiangxiang looked at the induction cooker and the iron pot placed on it, and Shui Lingling's eyes opened twice, as if to understand what it was for.
I see, it seems that she has never cooked at all.
Alas, forget it, do it yourself.
found an unused towel and toothbrush for Du Xiangxiang and asked her to wash it first, Sun Yan cooked it himself, fried two plates of green vegetables, and cooked a pot of noodles. Soon, the two of them were running breakfast together at the dinner table. Sun Yan gulped down the noodle soup, and when he looked at it again, he saw Du Xiangxiang taste it with chopsticks, followed by tears.
Hey, what's that look on your face...... I definitely didn't poison it.
Du Xiangxiang looked at him pitifully, as if asking...... Can this thing be eaten?
Sun Yan was very frustrated, because of the relationship between that damn mother, he has been practicing good cooking skills since he was a child, although this meal is just a small fight, but it is not so unpalatable, right?
The girl who was embarrassed to say that it was unpalatable, still ate her bowl of noodles.
"At noon, the little girl will do it," Du Xiangxiang asked him vigorously, "and ask the son to buy some colored pens and white paper to come back, otherwise...... Otherwise......"
Sun Yan felt that she was trying to say that if she ate this kind of food again, she would die.
In desperation, Sun Yan had no choice but to think about "the mentally ill girl is happy", while going downstairs, going to the supermarket to buy colored pens and blank paper, and by the way, he went to the vegetable market to buy some food and fruits, and at the same time to see if there was any missing person revelation posted everywhere, but he didn't find it. When he returned home, he handed Du Xiangxiang the colored pencils used by primary school students to draw: "Is this okay?" ”
"That's fine!" Du Xiangxiang happily took it, "Thank you, Childe." ”
How to cook colored pencils? Xiu teasing, well, although no one in the city's mental hospital seems to have escaped, but if she escaped from another city, Ming'er called the mental hospital in other places to take a look.
Sun Yan shrugged his shoulders and walked towards his room...... Wow!
But after going downstairs to the supermarket and the vegetable market, his room was already bright and bright, the floor of the desk was bright enough to illuminate his face, the quilt was neatly folded, and the sheets were so flat that he was embarrassed to lie down. What's more, he didn't see where the mentally ill girl cleaned up the garbage at all, and he didn't see the garbage bag at the door.
Did you rush downstairs while I was going downstairs and throw away everything that should have been thrown, and then run back in the wind? Speed!
"Childe!" A soft voice sounded behind him.
He turned around and saw Du Xiangxiang standing there, holding a water cup in his hand: "Son, please drink!" ”
Sun Yan took the water cup, and when he saw that the juice in the cup was bubbling sweetly, he asked, "What is this?" ”
"The little woman uses the apples that Childe just bought, and the freshly squeezed juice."
"Wait a minute, I don't have a juicer at home, do I?" Even if there is a juicer, it is impossible to squeeze the juice out all at once without a sound, right?
Du Xiangxiang opened her eyes widely: "Juicer? ”
Hey, how do you get juice when you don't even know about the juicer? Are you sure this thing can be drunk? I see, you didn't succeed in the night attack last night, and you want to drug me, right?
Although she thought so in her heart, the expression of the mentally ill girl was too pure and innocent, which made Sun Yan feel that she had made a mistake. He asked, "How did you get juice out without a juicer?" ”
Du Xiangxiang looked at him strangely, as if she didn't understand why he asked such a strange question: "Use colored pencils!" ”
It turns out that the colored pen can not only cook, but also squeeze juice, it is a snail girl, right? That's a really capable colored pen......
"Can you show me how you squeeze it?" He couldn't help it.
Du Xiangxiang looked at him puzzled, as if wondering how he didn't even know such a simple thing as "colored pen juicing method", like a mentally retarded person, but despite this, she still kindly returned to the living room and showed him a demonstration. I saw her pressing her legs with her hips, kneeling down at the low coffee table in a dignified manner, and the hem of her autumn-colored skirt just covered the edge of her cotton shoes.
Sun Yan sat down cross-legged on the other side of the coffee table, and saw that she took a blank paper and put it in front of her, and used the colored pencil that was originally used by kindergarten children to draw and draw on it, first drawing a nine-palace diagram on the outer circle, and then drawing various colors in the nine-palace diagram, these colors are intertwined with each other. When she finishes painting, she places a washed apple in the center of the painting, with an empty cup on the side, and then folds her hands in front of her breast, and recites words to the apple.
Sure enough, it's a mentally ill girl, and it's a lot of fun! Sun Yan thought to himself.
Before the thought was finished, I only heard the sound of "brush", a blue light flashed, just like the science fiction technology in the movie, the whole apple turned into particles and flew up, Du Xiangxiang stretched out her fingers, and pointed at the "particle-ized" apple, first waved to the left, all the juice flew into the clean glass by itself, and then waved to the right, all the pomace fell on the other side, piled up into a hill.
"Childe, please!" She handed Sun Yan the glass with translucent clear juice shaking in her arms.
Sun Yan's whole body froze there, dumbfounded.
"Childe?" The girl looked at him with sparkling eyes.
"Your ...... Immortals? ”
"Immortals?" Du Xiangxiang was startled, quickly put down the water glass, faced Liu Sang sideways, bowed her head and bent over, extremely embarrassed, "I know that Gongzi still doesn't believe that I am a fairy in the sky, and I blame the little girl for not being able to prove my identity with immortal arts." ”
"You just ...... this"
"The little girl is really from the fairy world," the girl who was worried that he wouldn't believe it burst into tears, "Childe just rest assured, give the little girl a little time, and the little girl will definitely prove it to Childe." ”
"What ...... you just now" Sun Yan felt his tongue knotted, "Immortal art?" ”
"Immortals?" Du Xiangxiang looked at the freshly squeezed juice, "No." ”
"What's that?"
"Juicing!" Du Xiangxiang quietly looked at him...... Am I going to marry such a stupid person in the future?
Sun Yan: "......" is indeed juicing...... )
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