Chapter 289: Life is like a play
Although Li Banghua is a squire like Wen Zhenmeng in terms of official position, the old guy opposite is a cabinet minister, and his status is not a little bit higher, so when Wen Zhenmeng mentions his face, Li Banghua is only obedient.
And Wen Zhenmeng said very clearly, this money is for your military department, and now that Shangshu is not there, who will go if you don't go to Zuo Shilang?
Li Banghua thought about it, if Wen Zhenmeng's request was not half reasonable, his own Shangshu would not have to run thousands of miles to avoid trouble, it must be Zhang Fengyi who felt that he couldn't shirk it, and he didn't want to take this errand, so he took the opportunity to escape.
"Don't worry, Lord Wen, the lower officials will definitely handle this matter well!" After Li Banghua figured out the key, he patted his chest with a smile and promised.
Wen Zhen Meng was overjoyed and said: "We are all three products, you don't want to be an official, when this errand is done, someone Wen invites you to ...... Haha......"
Li Banghua showed a look that I understand, sent Wen Zhenmeng away with a smile, and when he came back, he also smiled, and walked to his office with the holy decree, only then did he pull down his face and scolded fiercely, "Old dog!" ”
The boss came over in person, and it would be impossible if he didn't take this errand, but what if he did?
Li Banghua fell into deep thought.
At this moment, Shang Zhou Zuo, the right attendant of the military department, knocked on the door and came in, and said with a smile: "Brother Li is strong!" ”
"Zhuang your second master!" Li Banghua asked Shang Zhouzuo to sit down while talking, the two are both members of the military department, and their relationship is also very good, so they talk to each other more casually.
But businessman Zhou Zuo just said hello casually this time, and then his face sank: "Brother Li, it's not a good errand to sell this railway share, I don't know what kind of trick Brother Li has to sell?" ”
"Don't you go around the bush, tell me, why isn't it a good errand?" Li Banghua unceremoniously threw the holy decree on the table.
Shang Zhouzuo said: "I also have a little understanding of what happened, Your Majesty also took out fifteen shares to sing and sell this time, and it is naturally unnatural to have a comparative mind in my heart." If our military department can sell this stock at a good price, it is good to say, if we can't sell it at a good price, one will seem that we are incompetent, and the other is suspected of filling our own pockets. But Su Baiyi has a lot of skills all over his body, especially when it comes to businessmen, who can compare with you and me? ”
"What do you mean?" Li Banghua looked at Shang Zhouzuo.
"Avoid trouble!" Shang Zhouzuo frowned, and said in a low voice: "I heard that the Ministry of Rites does not accept this stall, and Hu Ke has put a bitter trick on the matter, and now he Wen Zhenmeng is pushed out, and the one from our military department is even more magical, I have long expected such a trick, hehe...... So, we can take this errand, but we can't do it! ”
"How?" Li Banghua raised his head: "You let me learn from Zhao Weinan and beat myself up?" ”
"No, no, no......" Shang Zhouzuo said with a smile: "Lord Zhao's method is easy to use, but it is too tragic, or you have to use a little trick to throw this errand out without a trace." ”
"What's the subtotal?" Li Banghua asked.
"So ......" Shang Zhouzuo lowered his head and whispered a few words.
Li Banghua laughed and said: "Your method, but our housekeeping skills, but, it's okay, it's inevitable that you will get tired of officialdom for a long time, go home and live a quiet life for two years, and it's good to tease your grandson." ”
"In officialdom, you have to know how to advance and retreat, how can there be anything perfect, sometimes Seon loses his horse and knows whether he is a blessing?" Shang Zhouzuo said a few words, and then the two laughed.
One day.
Two days.
Three days.
Five days.
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The holy decree was sent to the military department and handed over to Li Banghua, the left attendant.
But Wen Zhen waited left and right, but he didn't see Li Banghua move, so he sent someone to the military department to urge him a few times, and Li Banghua's reply was always the same: He was still preparing.
But the military situation is like fire, if you don't have to prepare, Chen Qiyu can't wait for you to prepare. The governor of the five provinces went directly to the emperor, and if he didn't start selling shares in a few days, the world would be in chaos.
In the morning of this day, before the shift, Wen Zhenmeng specially pulled Li Banghua to a corner, and asked him very angrily when he would be able to raise silver.
Li Banghua replied confidently: "Don't worry, Master Wen, in the last day or two, there will be news." ”
Although Wen Zhenmeng was dissatisfied with his answer, he was about to enter the palace to perform affairs, and it was inconvenient to argue here.
After arriving at the main hall, Wen Zhenmeng knew what was going on with this so-called news that there must be news in the last day or two.
Shi Mou, the Imperial Emperor of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, suddenly made a statement, and said: "Your Majesty, the minister has something to play." ”
"Accurate!" As soon as Wang Chengen's words fell, Mu Conggui got up and said: "Your Majesty, the minister heard that the Holy Son of Heaven rules the world with filial piety, how can the minister be loyal to the army if he is not filial, Li Banghua, the left attendant of the military department, conceals Ding Wei and does not report, it is really a deception to the king, and the minister ......"
Mu Conggui said a lot, anyway, the core idea is two words: unfilial piety.
Why not be filial?
An elder in the family died, and he didn't go back to worry.
Then Li Banghua looked confused, and he came out of the queue with an extremely innocent look, and after saluting the emperor, he bowed his hand to Mu Conggui and said: "What Lord Mu said, Li does not dare to admit his guilt, I lost my father when I was young, and my mother is still alive, how can I say that Ding is worried?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the entire court was in an uproar.
You can hear about it, but isn't it too much to smell it to this extent?
People lost their husbands when they were young, and now their mother is still getting a good job, why don't you impeach people and don't worry about it, it's really full and has nothing to do.
The emperor also felt a little ridiculous and nonsense, and stared at Chen Yuting, the leader of the Metropolitan Procuratorate with an unkind face, Chen Yuting's face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to go up and kick this unrighteous subordinate to death.
"No!" Mu Conggui unexpectedly calmly continued to play: "Your Majesty, my lords, Li Banghua's worries are not the minister's vain words, please listen to the minister's details." ”
"You say!" Li Banghua spit and the stars are about to pop out, "My mother is still here, Lord Mu is so slanderous, if you can't say why, even if Li doesn't sit in this official, he won't want to give up!" "It looks like you're either dead or I'm alive.
Mu Conggui asked rhetorically: "May I ask Lord Li, did Uncle Ru die last month?" ”
"Yes, yes." Li Banghua nodded: My uncle is not worried when he dies, even if you are the king of heaven, you can't force me.
Mu Conggui smiled: "It's good if you are willing to admit it." Then he asked, "Master Li lost his father since he was a child, how did he make a living?" ”
Li Banghua said with a straight face: "Uncle Lai takes care of it, and treats it as if it were his own." ”
"Then there is a difference between your uncle and your father?" Mu Conggui asked again.
"No difference!" Li Banghua "suddenly realized", tears of remorse were left in his eyes, and he deeply bowed his hand to Mu Conggui, and said: "Lord Mu woke up the person in the dream with a word, it was the fault of the next, the fault of the next. After speaking, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the minister has been taken care of by his uncle since he was a child, and he regards the minister as his own. The minister is guilty, please forgive your majesty, and the quasi-minister is worried. ”
Some people are worried about their fathers, and some people are worried about their mothers.
Uncle Li Banghuading, the left attendant of the military department, was worried, and this matter became a joke in the court for a while, but what people said was reasonable, and there was nothing wrong with it.
My official didn't sit down and went home to worry, what else are you dissatisfied with?
So, Li Banghua calmly withdrew and threw the fifteen shares of the railway back on Wen Zhenmeng's face.
"How dare you fool me?"
Wen Zhenmeng's face flushed: "This matter will be handed over to the Ministry of War, and it won't work if you don't do it, the left waiter is gone, isn't there still a right waiter?" ”
Chen Qiyu is like fighting a fire, this matter has been delayed for several days without the slightest progress, even if Wen Zhenmeng is a cabinet minister, he can't stand the pressure.
Now it's just Chen Qiyu who wrote to the emperor, and those imperial histories haven't moved yet, if it comes to the time when the imperial history of the Imperial Procuratorate moves, it's not a matter of matter, and when the time comes, it's a matter of losing the official matter, and going to prison is true love.
"Zhang Jun, you asked Shang Zhouzuo to come to see me."
Wen Zhenmeng felt that this time he couldn't make a begging face, he should be stronger, and send this errand of selling shares as the will of the cabinet, and force Shang Zhouzuo to complete it.
One by one, they can't cure you?
About an hour later, the conceit on Wen Zhenmeng's face finally disappeared, replaced by solemnity and deep disappointment. Deep disappointment with the Ming officialdom.
Now he finally understood the mood of Zhu Youzhen when he sat on the dragon chair and gave orders.
Hard knives are never scary, but soft knives are scary.
The literati's knife is soft and painful, and it makes you have nowhere to vent your anger.
"Lord Shang has been beaten!"
Zhang Jun went to invite Shang Zhou Zuo to come to the cabinet to discuss the sale of railway shares, but he was not invited back, but he brought Wen Zhenmeng an unusually exciting news.
"Beaten?" Wen Zhenmeng had a dog's expression on his face: "He is a third-grade master, who dares to beat him, and beating the court officials is regarded as a rebellion?" ”
He thought it was an ordinary fight.
"This!" Zhang Jun said hesitantly: "It is said that Lord Shang drank too much wine, and after the next dynasty, he drowned in the palace wall outside the Yongding Gate, and was caught by the people of the Nancheng Soldiers and Horses. Later, the Nancheng Terracotta Division handed him over to the celebrant supervisor, and His Majesty specially approved it, and the staff outside the noon gate was responsible for twenty boards, and now he is lying on the bed? ”
"Fart......" Wen Zhenmeng slapped the table hard: "Just went down to the court, and he got drunk outside the Yongding Gate, he also has to have a place to buy wine?" What about the deceitfuls, are all the celebrants fools? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he woke up again.
Shang Zhouzuo was ordered by the emperor to be punished with twenty rods, so isn't the emperor also a fool?
It's a bitter ploy again!
Wen Zhenmeng is eight big.
This military department is not a place to fight, and everyone is like Zhuge Liang. Shang Shu Shangshu ran ahead of time, the left waiter and the left waiter Ding was worried, and the right waiter Shang Zhou Zuo is also an actor-level figure.
Life is like a play!
Wen Zhenmeng shook his head and sighed for no reason
But things have to be done!
Forget it, I'll do it myself.
"Zhang Jun, you go to Guozijian and call Mao Bijiang and Chen Zhenhui to see me."
I can't shake off the pot, and I don't have time to shake it off, so let's do it yourself.