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And Wu Song also has a taste of Du Kang wine.

If it were someone else, who came to see Liu Mang with such a drunken atmosphere, Liu Mang would definitely criticize a few words.

How can I drink alcohol during working hours?

And Wu Song, although he also called Liu Mang the main father, he was the head catcher of Henan Yin, strictly speaking, not Liu Mang's direct subordinate.

Wu Song's drinking, he should also be in charge. Liu Mang is in the position of a lieutenant, and if he cares about these small things all day long, he will do something else.

However, Liu Mang misunderstood Wu Song, and Wu Song did not drink.

He was only ordered to go to Xincheng in the south of Luoyang, and when he returned, he passed by Dukang Village.

"When my subordinates passed through Dukang Village, they met a few drunk people in the winery. In his words, there is a lot of disrespect for the court and the lord, and it can even be said that it is ...... It was a rebellion, and his subordinates got a few people to Yin Ya, Henan. ”

Liu Mang didn't care very much, let alone a drunk person. "Drunken people, babbling, don't mind. Wait for him to sober up, reprimand him, and let him go. ”

"However, one of them is Tang Bohu......"

"Him?"

Tang Bohu is very popular during this time!

In addition to calligraphy and painting, Tang Bohu is also good at making poetry. His poems are plain, easy to understand, and witty and humorous.

Scholars and doctors disliked the superficiality of his poetry. But the common people loved it very much, and sang his poems widely.

The Red Lady's art troupe has adapted songs with his poems.

Liu Mang frowned.

Tang Bohu is uninhibited and plays life, but he has never violated the laws of the Han Dynasty, and he has never heard of any praise or disparagement of current affairs.

His influence is great, and if so, I really need to warn him. Otherwise, if he writes inappropriate words in his poems, it will have a great impact.

"Let's go, call Li Gongzi and go take a look."

……

Bao Zheng didn't embarrass Tang Bohu and the others, but just locked them in a secluded hut to sober up, and there were servants watching outside the door.

Far away, you can smell the strong smell of alcohol.

It's strange to say, if it was other wine, such a big taste, Liu Mang would have vomited.

This Du Kang wine is really good, no wonder these people are drunk.

Inside, someone was yelling.

"Twenty years of drunken dancing and singing

Flowers in the middle of the happy moon sleep

The name of the manlao sea is passed on

Who believes that there is no money for wine in the waist...... Shopkeeper, bring the wine to ......"

Don't ask, it must be Tang Yin and Tang Bohu!

Standing outside the house, you can smell the smell of alcohol. I'm really worried about entering the house and being sprayed by a few drunks. I just stood outside and listened to what they were talking about.

"Good poetry, good ...... Hiccup ...... Hiccup! Belch...... Enough hiccup...... Put...... Belch...... Enough...... Belch! Heroic! "An old man, who burps constantly, is very persistent, and he doesn't finish the praise.

Liu Mang and Li Yan glanced at each other, although they had not yet entered the house and could not see anyone, they could also imagine the embarrassed image of the drunk people in the house.

Listen to another person: "Okay? ”

The old man stopped his hiccup, listened to the man question Tang Bohu's poem, and argued: "Naturally! ”

The man retorted, "It's good, it's useless?" ”

"Huh?! It seems that Sven actually made such vulgar words! The old man said with great disdain.

"Hahaha......" Tang Bohu laughed. Vulgar words, drunken mantras, cheerful words! It's a pity that such a cheerful remark does not enter the poem! ”

Tang Bohu already loves to show off, and after getting drunk, he is even more crazy. When others say that his poems are not good, he is not annoyed or argued, but improvises another poem!

"Sit down and give a bow to the yellow flower

When I wake up, I still remember being drunk and crazy

Poetry is so good

No farts in vain? ”

"Good...... Belch...... Belch...... Hiccup......"

Tang Bohu showed his talent arbitrarily, and the old man admired it. As soon as Tang Bohu chanted two sentences, the old man shouted.

However, listening to Tang Bohu's vulgar words and improvise them into the poem, the old man felt both vulgar and funny. I want to applaud, but I don't think it's appropriate. Don't applaud, and don't vomit unpleasantly. It was as if he was choking, and he hiccuped again.

Tang Bohu was pretentious, but the man didn't think so.

Tang Bohu was upset.

"This son looks down on the next poem, why don't you improvise a poem and let us open our eyes?"

"Ha......" The man yawned a long time, and did not write a poem, but casually wrote a pun!

"There is Mr. Adult, with heaven and earth as one day, ten thousand periods as a moment, the sun and the moon as the gate, and the eight wildernesses as the court. There is no trace, there is no room, the curtain is on the ground, and the indulgence is as it is. If you stop, you will be obsessed, and if you move, you will carry the pot, only the wine is the business, and you will know the rest...... I want to sleep, so I can take care of myself...... Whew......"

The meaning of this text is extremely simple. That is to say: there is a super bull in the world, the sky is the account, and the earth is the seat. Walk with a drink, sit down and drink! Drinking is the first priority, and I don't have time to write poems, let alone do anything else......

Tang Bohu and the old man looked at each other when they heard this......

……

Outside the house, Liu Mang and Li Yan couldn't help but smile at each other.

The people in the house, although arrogant and presumptuous, did not say anything inappropriate.

In a flash of inspiration, Liu Mang had already guessed that the person who was the writer must be the alcoholic Liu Ling!

In the house, the old man was completely impressed by Tang Bohu and the others. Sigh: "Wow! The two sons, the talents of the sky, do not enter the court as officials, it's a pity! ”

Tang Bohu said disdainfully: "For an official? Bored! ”

Liu Ling was stunned and said, "For an official? Immaculate! ”

Liu Mang listened, angry and funny. These two guys, one is not interested in being an official, and the other is not available to be an official. Eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, but it is free and interesting!

The old man sighed even more. "Woohoo! A well-educated person, hidden in the countryside. Wine bag rice bag, live in the temple. During the death of the Han Dynasty, it is necessary to carry it out! ”

Liu Ling thought that the old man was also writing poems, and said in a daze: "Good poems! ”

Tang Bohu was still awake, and shouted urgently: "Silence! Old gentleman, this Luoyang Mansion is the government! It's not a liquor store! ”

Tang Bohu indulges in indulgence, but he knows how to control proportions. The purpose of playing life is to have fun, not to die!

Drunken people talk gibberish, they can't be persuaded, and the more they persuade, the more nonsense they talk about.

Tang Bohu didn't persuade it, but when he persuaded the old man, he shouted. "Don't vomit, don't be happy! The old man is just going to say! Just shout! shouted that Liu Jiang came to the sky, and the old man wanted to question him face to face! ”

Liu Ling heard the old man's shout and asked in surprise: "Is there someone from the official mansion?" Liu Jiangtian is here? Woohoo! Just say I'm not there! ”

These madmen!

Liu Mang couldn't cry or laugh, he couldn't listen to it anymore, and pushed open the door.

Although Tang Bohu has never seen Liu Mang, looking at Liu Mang and Li Yan's bearing, he knows that the origin is not small. Hold on to your face and try your best to show that you don't care, but you can't complain in your heart.

The old man shouted fiercely, but he was dumbfounded when he suddenly saw a few officials coming in. The rest of the wine was almost sober.

And that Liu Ling was the most drunk. Treating a wall as a door, he is pushing hard, muttering as he pushes: "I don't be an official, I don't see people from the government, and people from the government come to say that I am not in ......" (to be continued.) )