Chapter 055: I Say You're an Idiot
Hearing such a begging self-introduction, the young man in Chinese clothes smiled instead of being angry, his eyes narrowed even more, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth:
"You are the son of Cao Xie Gong, the former governor of Hexi, Xie Zuo?"
"It's grandpa, what are you going to do?" With a group of fierce and vicious bodyguards, he came to the door with a fierce attitude, of course Xie Zuo would not be so naΓ―ve as to think that he was here to visit the door. Since he came to make trouble, as for the Yu family or the Qin family or anyone else, it makes no difference to him, in short, I am in a bad mood now, and whoever gets into trouble is unlucky.
The young man in Chinese clothes snorted coldly, glanced up and down at Xie Zuo's dress, and showed disdain: "I don't want Weng I to be an official, but the son I taught is this virtuous." β
Xie Zuo didn't answer, and sat down on the steps at the door:
"If you have something to say, don't fix those empty heads, it's useless. Hurry up, sir, I'm in a bad mood, and I don't have time to tease you! β
The young man in Chinese clothes smiled contemptuously, opened the folding fan and shook it twice: "I, He Bang, do you know it?" β
Xie Zuo rolled his eyes: "I know Jie Shibang, but He Bang doesn't know him." Hurry up and talk about it, it's okay to get out! β
When the young man in Chinese costume saw that he raised his name, the other party did not react, and his face couldn't help but change. Although he had the heart to ask where Jieshibang was sacred, he inevitably fell into his prestige after all, so he gritted his teeth and endured it. Thinking of the purpose of his coming here, he finally suppressed his anger and raised his eyebrows and said:
"You and Miss Qin's family have a marriage contract, but is there such a thing?"
Xie Zuoxin said that this is not nonsense, everyone knows it, and he still needs to ask? At the moment, he said angrily: "That's right." What's wrong? β
The young man who called himself He Bang smiled to himself: "Miss Qin is dignified and beautiful, knowledgeable and courteous, and since I know her, I think Miss Qin is a good match for me." You are just a broken official eunuch, homeless and powerless, how can He De match Miss Qin? If you don't repair the book quickly, show yourself what is dirty, and cut off that unrealistic thought earlier, it is a good thing for yourself and others. I have heard for a long time that your family is in trouble, if you are interested, I can also give a thank you gift, wouldn't everyone be happy? β
Xie Zuo pondered for a moment before he understood what He Bang meant. Isn't it just to let yourself voluntarily withdraw from the marriage? What a big deal! Say no...... I can't say it earlier! You can not care about the marriage contract, but it is a matter of fighting against the bandits, and it is a matter of one sentence? Besides, why do you want me to withdraw from the marriage, I will withdraw from the marriage, which onion are you?
Immediately sneered: "What kind of person am I, it turns out to be Miss Qin's concubine." It's just a divorce, and I didn't pay attention to it. β
He Bang was overjoyed when he heard this, and he didn't even care about the use of the adjective "concubine": "So, you agree to divorce?" β
Xie Zuo pinched his teeth: "It's not a big deal to get married, but it's ......"
"But what?" He Bang hurriedly asked.
Xie Zuo suddenly smiled: "But I look at your face very unpleasantly, so I!" No! Happy! Meaning! β
As soon as these words came out, He Bang's face changed greatly, and his face was as cold as frost as if he had eaten ice watermelon on a cold day:
"It seems that you are planning to toast and not eat and drink, today you are willing to wish, and if you don't want to be willing, you are also wishing! Come on! β
As soon as the words fell, the big men gathered around took a step forward, their eyes showing a fierce light, like a group of wolves surrounding a little white rabbit, making a posture of pounced and tearing Xie Zuo apart at any time!
"Wait!" Xie Zuo suddenly raised his hand and shouted loudly.
"You know you're scared?" Seeing this, He Bang pulled a sneer at the corner of his mouth, "It turns out to be just a straw bag, except for the powerful mouth, it is useless!" β
Xie Zuo ignored him, stretched out a finger, and pointed at the big men surrounding him one by one: "One, two, three...... Eight! β
He Bang sneered: "But how many fists can fall on your body at one time?" Don't forget it, as long as you are obedient and interesting, you are guaranteed that not a fist will fall on you! β
Xie Zuo ignored it at all, and his fingers continued to move. Point first to the middle-aged scribe, "Nine".
"Ten" finally pointed on He Bang's nose, suddenly lowered his head and smiled mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "I said, are you an idiot?" β
Xie Zuo lowered his head, his voice was small, He Bang didn't hear clearly for a while, he couldn't help but get closer, and asked, "What did you say?" β
Xie Zuo suddenly raised his head:
"I mean, you're a big idiot!" Before the words fell, he raised his hand and punched it in the middle of He Bang's straight nose!
Originally, Xie Zuo's strength was not great, but unfortunately the distance between the two was too close, and the nose was the most vulnerable part of the human body, so he was caught off guard and received a punch, it was really like opening a spice shop on his face, salty, sour, and spicy all came up together, and the tears couldn't stop staying, and he didn't even have time to say a cruel word, so he squatted on the ground with his nose in his arms!
The big men around him froze for a moment, and then they were all furious. My master was beaten right under my nose, and I have to peel off my skin when I go back! If you don't get justice back quickly, I'm afraid you won't have to mess up. Suddenly, a group of evil servants roared angrily, and they were about to smash their fists on Xie's left head!
Just as Dahan raised his fist, he suddenly heard a broken shout: "Break!" β
Then, I saw several willow sticks with the thickness of the baby's arms and fresh stubble on them, with the sound of breaking through the air, and landed on the shoulders and heads of the big men!
This stick has a scientific name, called a whistle stick. It's hard to say how much damage a seven-foot-long solid wooden stick can do when it hits a person, but the real pain is inevitable. A group of big men were beaten with a stick without a head or brain, and suddenly sighed and sighed, covering their heads with their hands, crying out in pain.
At this time, the drink stopped and started again: "Suddenly! β
This break was obviously the command of the whistle stick, and as the words fell, the wooden sticks with broken stubble accompanied by the sound of exhalation, like a poisonous dragon going out to sea, from a position almost half a person high, stabbed at the waist and eye of the big men!
The waist and eyes are no more than other parts of the body, there is no muscle protection, and there are no bones to resist, and the blow here is equivalent to direct damage to the internal organs, such pain, so that the big men can still bear it. For a while, the painful cries turned into miserable screams, and one by one they covered their waists or held their stomachs, all of them became rolling gourds. Suddenly, the heads of the people in a circle disappeared, and Xie Zuo's eyes suddenly opened up, revealing a group of young people with confused, uneasy, or excited expressions, each with a whistle stick. Behind these people, there stood a middle-aged man with a sturdy body, looking at the big man who had fallen to the ground with a gloomy face, and said nothing.
Xie Zuo slowly paced in front of He Bang, looked condescendingly at He Bang, who was holding his nose and weeping, and continued to finish what he hadn't finished just now:
"I said you're an idiot! You also know that you came to provoke you, plus yourself is only ten wastes in total, what do you say you are not an idiot? β
After finishing speaking, he ignored He Bang, raised his head to look at the middle-aged man, and his face became serious: "Brother Zhan is hard. β
The middle-aged man is the exhibition bird. The back mountain is not far away, and when I heard that there was a change, the exhibition birds naturally immediately took people back. As soon as I arrived at the door, I happened to see the young master being besieged, so the scene just now happened. Xie Zuo dared to be so horizontal under the watchful eye of the enemy, of course, because he saw the arrival of his own reinforcements.
Zhan Yu hugged his fists: "The young master doesn't need to be polite. Wu Geng said......"
Xie Zuoyi waved his hand to stop Zhan Yu's words, this matter is not suitable to say in public: "Let's go in and talk about it." β
Zhan Yu nodded, turned around and walked towards the courtyard. Xie Zuo also stepped over the big man who was still wailing and prepared to enter the door. At this moment, I suddenly heard a shout:
"Young Master, be careful!"
Then, I felt a sound of wind coming from the back of my head!