Section 265 Violent Rugby
Cui Qianxun, who joined the army, said: "If we don't agree to his request, he can impeach us for passively avoiding war and disobeying the overall situation!" ā
Feng Xiaobao said disdainfully: "It's strange that the court believes in him!" ā
He is full of confidence and self-confidence, Cui Qianxun secretly thinks that he has found a good master!
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If Feng Xiaobao hadn't had the tiger skin of a general of the Central Army, he would really have kneaded him into a circle, and he could do whatever he wanted.
Now I can't help Feng Xiaobao, slander and admonition must be indispensable, and it must be said that the imperial court will let Feng Xiaobao here, the tail will not fall, it will affect the overall situation, it is not conducive to the unification of military orders, and it will hinder the war, anyway, there will be a lot of bad words!
Feng Xiaobao didn't bother to pay attention to him, Cui Qianxun asked, "What should I do now?" ā
He replied casually, "We have suffered heavy casualties, so let's recuperate!" ā
So Feng Xiaobao drank horses by the Tarim River, played polo in the open area, and slept in hammocks by poplar trees.
The hammock is Feng Xiaobao's invention, made of hemp rope, and then spread the mat with a particular point, and it is best to sleep in a cool place with cool wind and water!
As soon as he was invented, it swept the scope of his influence, people hung coolly, swaying, the wind blew, and the spirit was quite relaxed and comfortable!
More than just hammocks, Feng Xiaobao invented rugby, a type of ball game that is popular in the United Kingdom, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan and other countries. It originated from Rugby in England in 1823 and was originally known as Rugby Football, referred to as Rugby. Because its ball resembles an olive, it is a rugby ball.
Feng Xiaobao's rugby, carved out of wood, he used to study in England and played rugby in public schools (not very high), but he was familiar with the whole process, and with his memory, he wrote the rules of rugby (no need to go into details).
The rules of rugby are that no player can be charged or stopped during the game. The player who holds the ball may be obstructed by grabbing, holding, throwing, etc., and may make a legal collision, but only the shoulder is allowed to hit the shoulder, and not the chest or back. Kicking, hitting and tripping people are important fouls.
The essence is just a "bump"!
The armor was ready-made, that is, everyone's armor and helmets, but the helmet added a sturdy thick wire (which was already available at the time) to cover the face, as well as knee pads and elbow pads made of cowhide, and the two sides came to savagely charge!
After getting ready, the game starts, and look, bang, the two sides of the game collided, and the whole audience hit a pile of fours in the sky, and immediately attracted all the spectators!
With the continuous escalation of the collision, the audience shouted and shouted, full of passion, some usually quiet guys, attracted by the atmosphere of the scene, also watched high, couldn't help shouting, and made noise.
It's violent!
Maybe it's not enough to describe it as barbaric and brutal, the people on the field are all selected big men, and they don't even need to know the rules of the game, they just need to move forward desperately, hit each other hard, and fight a way to victory, just like our war!
Feng Xiaobao knows football, but he didn't invent football, because the 90-minute football of the later dynasty broke his heart, he just wanted to suppress football, he invented rugby, this is a game full of passion and bravery!
The traditional culture of the Chinese people pays attention to the golden mean, and there is no sense of expansion, but this is at the beginning of the Song Dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty, which is an era of crazy expansion and continuous integration, the main way to score rugby is to score a touchdown, that is, to run to the opponent's base camp with the ball, which is equivalent to planting a flag in the enemy formation.
I ran to the enemy, occupied, and I won!
If we charge with the ball, whoever stops me will hit whoever is in line with Hu Feng's enterprising way.
The Hu people have always been actively expanding, the Tang Dynasty Hu is in full swing, and rugby coincides with its meeting and has encountered a good season.
In the Song Dynasty, it was not necessarily popular!
Rugby was born and was deeply loved by the soldiers, who practiced more in their leisure time and played when they became proficient.
Feng Xiaobao was surprised to find that the rugby game made Tang Tian and Jin Yingshu very active and active that night, allowing him to enjoy all the blessings!
Well, men enjoy violence, women yearn for violence.
It's right to think about it, violence is the symbol of the powerful and the strong, so there is the so-called "violent aesthetics".
Everyone has a yearning for violence, and it is hidden in everyone's heart.
Feng Xiaobao's rugby allowed everyone to release violence legally and openly, which won everyone's love.
Everyone was gearing up, and the capable and impatient were eager to go into battle, and the audience occupied the front row early in order to see clearly.
The three injured generals Cheng Boxi, Ah Yi and Wang Xiaojie looked at each other, Ah Yi took off the hospital gown and immediately put on the battle, and the doctor couldn't stop him!
He has a tower-like stature, strong momentum, and advances like a tank attack, and the opponent often has to put three or four people together to deal with him (hit him).
Then scolded bitterly: "I don't know who killed a thousand knives, specifically hit my back (arrow wound), the referee didn't see it!" ā
Cheng Boxi said enviously: "You're happy, but it's a pity that we have to wait for the injury to heal!" ā
There was an unexpected joy that Akihito, the deputy protector of the Anxi Metropolitan Protectorate, was invited by Feng Xiaobao to watch a rugby game.
Confrontation is happening all the time, with constant climaxes and ups and downs, which makes people fascinated to watch.
At the beginning, Xiu Mingren was still reserved, but as the game went crazy, he also shouted: "Bang! Hit him! Knock him down! ā
The craziest fans simply "Kill him!" ā
After the game was over, Xiu Mingren's face changed, he was no longer indifferent to Feng Xiaobao, and he was three points more polite than before!
The rumors of Feng Xiaobao's killing of the enemy before made people suspicious, but now rugby makes people believe that it should be true.
Why?
The reason is very simple, the people who can invent such violent games are by no means good people, idle people!
This kind of game that is more ferocious than polo is not something that ordinary people can invent, it is something that only people who are violently soaked in his bones can invent it (of course they didn't expect that Feng Xiaobao was actually standing on the shoulders of giants, supported by the knowledge of a civilization in later generations), and it was really unwise to be an enemy of him!
Leads to a joke:
When an organization invented a weapon of mass destruction, which resulted in the theft of the weapon, the police went to investigate and found out that the person who found the weapon was a madman, and the disappearance of the weapon had a major relationship with him.
Puzzled, the policeman asked the head of the group, "Why did you let a madman invent such a weapon?" ā
The head replied: "Because only a madman can invent such a weapon!" ā
Feng Xiaobao invented such a violent game, is he crazy?
It should be about the same, no wonder Xiu Mingren is scared!
The horizontal (powerful) and the fearful (madman)!
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"What? Shuduhu wants to ask us to organize a great rugby game for his soldiers to watch? Feng Xiaobao asked in surprise. (To be continued.) )