Chapter 040: Rabbit Squat Martial Arts

The back mountain is very close, and it is around the wall of the Xie Mansion. However, the back mountain is steep, and the only place that can treat people is the half-mountain platform, and to get to the platform, you need to go around a short distance.

Therefore, when Xie Zuo easily climbed to the platform behind the mountain, he was already out of breath. Speaking of which, with the physique of his previous life, it would not be so unbearable. But now the body of a sick and weak boy who had only just gotten up on such a hospital bed, and a quarter of an hour of mountain road, was enough to make him tired enough.

As soon as I crossed the last mountain bag, I heard the rough shouts of the birds, echoing in the valley. When I looked closely, I saw a very joyful scene.

I saw about 20 young men, bare-chested, squatting in a circle on the ground, while the outstretched birds stood in the center of the circle with their hands behind their backs. To say that this is nothing, but when Xie Zuo saw that these more than 20 men were all holding their heads in their hands and their heads to the ground, he couldn't help but grin when he saw the scene of Poloce arresting prostitutes on the Internet in later generations, which was the same as the current scene.

Well, if you change the gender of half of them and put a big cap on the exhibition birds, it will be more like!

Xie Zuo can steal fun, but the buddies who are watching by him are already so bitter that their faces are about to drip water. No one expected that the so-called "drill" of the new deacon Zhan would be such a practice!

I saw Zhan Bird ring his hands behind his back, and suddenly shouted: "B! ”

I saw that in the crowd squatting in a circle, several shirtless men heard the sound and got up. However, the frequency of their rise was not very neat, some of them started when the voice fell, and some hesitated, looking left and right before getting up. What's even funnier is that there is also a buddy who found out that something was wrong after jumping up, and he squatted down again as soon as he lowered his head!

However, Zhan Yu didn't seem surprised by this, but just pointed his finger at the two guys who got up the slowest and got up and squatted back, and the two who were pointed out hung their heads, picked up a fist-sized lump on the ground, and reached out and stuffed it into the crotch along the waistband of his trousers.

Xie Zuo noticed that everyone was wearing calf nose pants with crotch on their lower bodies, and the trousers were tightly tied, and many of them had bulging trousers at the crotches, obviously with a lot of things inside. Well, by the way, people in these years don't have such a thing as underwear, and the hard and rough lumps of dirt are stuffed into the crotch of the pants, and the taste must not be good.

Zhan Bird nodded and continued to shout: "C! ”

A few people stood up again, but this time it was slightly better, only one person made a mistake and continued again after stuffing a lump of dirt into the crotch of his pants at the signal of Zhan Bird.

"E!"

"A!"

As the birds continued to shout, the men squatting in a circle kept rising and falling, and the scene looked quite funny. Of course, this also means that the men's trouser legs are getting thicker and thicker.

Xie Zuo was stunned on the side. What is this? Playing Bunny Squat? It looks similar, but it's a little different. At least the rabbit squat won't be a few dozen big rough guys playing together, right?

Xie Zuo originally thought that the so-called military drills should be practice queues, physical fitness, etc., and even if it was not good, he should also teach some military physical boxing and grappling techniques in this era. But this set of birds completely broke the inherent thinking in his head. What is this? Is it edutainment? Wouldn't this style be too weird?

Xie Zuo saw Xie Qingyi squatting in the crowd, after all, his body shape was quite conspicuous in a circle of generally thin family members, and it was difficult not to pay attention to it. I don't know if it's because of his identity that he has been treated specially, or if this product is really not very good, anyway, Xie Zuo noticed that the pants of this product are stuffed full, and it looks like a special drum, almost twice as thick as it was originally!

Seeing that many people's trouser legs had become so fat that it was almost difficult to squat, Zhan Bird finally nodded and shouted:

"All, the goal, the gate of the Xie Mansion, one back and forth. Half an hour for a limited time, let's go! ”

As soon as he finished shouting, the organic spirit had already jumped up and started running like a rabbit. But there are always those who are slow to react, and they don't know why, among them is Xie Qingyi. Zhan Bird was unceremoniously, stepped forward and kicked the stunned man's buttocks, shouting while kicking back:

"Half an hour is the limit, the overtime morning food is halved, the trouser leg is not tightly tied and the thing that falls out is halved, don't want to eat!"

This sentence is much more effective than the previous one, and even stupid people know what it's like to have no food. So in the next moment, I saw a group of shirtless and fat young men, like a herd of bison migrating from the African grassland, rumbling through the smoke and dust, whistling past Xie Zuo, and rushing straight to the path down the mountain!

Seeing the bison herd go away, Xie Zuo withdrew his gaze. Zhan Yu didn't know when he had come to his side, and when he saw Xie Zuo looking over, he arched his hand and said, "The young master is here?" ”

Xie Zuo hurriedly returned the salute, and then said strangely:

"Could it be that Brother Zhan is in the army, and he is all this kind of drill?"

Zhan Yu smiled bitterly: "The young master said that he was laughing." Soldiers, the important weapons of the country, how can such a child's play be tolerated? It's just that time is in a hurry, and there is no choice for a while, so it's just an expedient measure. ”

Xie Zuo was even more curious: "I want to hear it!" ”

Seeing that his young master asked, Zhan Yu had no choice but to pick up and simply say: "The husband and the trainer, the first heavy order, the drum does not enter, the smell of the gold does not stop, the flag cannot be raised, the flag is not subdued, this is called a rebellion against the army, and the offender is beheaded." The second heavy march, out of the marching army, the front and the back, noisy speech, not obeying the forbidden training, this is called a chaotic army, and the offender is beheaded. Triple grain, quadruple instrument. This is the so-called fourfold army. ”

After that, he sighed: "The bird is no more than a junior colonel of the Northern Army, and the method of military training is broad and profound, but it is just a glimpse of one hundred and one." Now for the servants in the house, it is just a joke to follow the discipline of the newcomers who have just entered the barracks! Although it is a play, it can give clear orders, know advance and retreat, argue between the enemy and me, and in a hurry, that's all. ”

Xie Zuo nodded thoughtfully. Of course, he didn't understand military training or anything, but after all, he had thousands of years of knowledge from later generations. In fact, to put it bluntly, isn't it just about training team spirit and discipline? He suddenly remembered that there was one item in the exchange list of the star map, which was obtained from Cao Zhi's "Fragments of Mengde's New Book", which mentioned the art of war.

Now by Xie Zuo's side, although Zhan Yu and Xie Qingyi's martial arts are not bad, there is naturally no problem in dealing with some small minions. But after all, in the era of cold weapons, once you encounter a slightly larger danger, such as this bandit invasion, it may be difficult to protect yourself purely by relying on personal bravery. In this way, it is quite necessary to have a combat fighting armed force.

I have a general like Zhan Yu who is familiar with the art of war, and it happens that the star map system can provide assistance similar to the art of war, if I don't use this to build a team of my own, wouldn't it be a tyrannical thing?

Thinking of this, Xie Zuo looked at Zhan Bird's gaze, and couldn't help but feel a little hot.

Zhan Bird was inexplicable, looking at Xie Zuo, who was grinning like an idiot: "Young master, do you still have orders?" ”