Chapter 015: The Xie Family's Unique Tea
Yu Ledger strode forward, stepped into the courtyard door first, Xie Zuo let the old housekeeper enter the door first, and he blocked the door sideways, looking condescendingly at the Yu Mansion family who was about to follow up.
"I only said that I invited Yu to come in to discuss the accounts, when did I say that you can also come in?"
The family members looked at each other, although they were used to following the fox behind the main house on weekdays, but the person in front of them was also the number one big family head in the township, but where did they dare to be presumptuous, so they had to turn their eyes for help to the Yu account room that had entered the courtyard gate.
Yu looked at the family in the account room, and then looked at Xie Zuo, who was not good-looking: "Young Master Xie, this ......"
Xie Zuo didn't even reply: "Yu Ledger must be a person who has read books, and it is not a problem to know etiquette and reason." Clarity of accounts, please account for the proper meaning. But how can it be said that the Xie family is also a big family, but let irrelevant subordinates also enter the house casually, and spread it out, how can my Xie family deal with themselves? ”
Yu thought about it, and it seemed that this was indeed the reason. He didn't think that the Xie family dared to do anything to him at all, so he didn't doubt it, he just turned around and explained a few words to the leading family, asked them to wait outside, and then swaggered inside.
Seeing that Yu's account room had entered the front yard, Xie Zuo smiled and instructed the servants who were already waiting at the door: "Close the door, guard the door, don't let Xiaoxiao come in!" ”
The heavy door slammed shut with a creak. Hearing the sound, Yu turned his head to look at it, and couldn't help but be stunned.
"Young Master Xie, what is the purpose of this?"
Xie Zuo smiled: "Without him, but the weather is hot, I want to invite Yu to use some tea." My tea is a little different, and I don't want to be peeked at, so I close the door, and I don't need to care about it. ”
Looking at Xie Zuo's ill-intentioned smile, Yu Ledger instinctively felt that something was wrong: "Young Master Xie doesn't need to be polite, it's better to agree on the accounts as soon as possible, and it's better to go back to the head of the family as soon as possible." ”
Xie Zuo shook his arm: "Come from afar, don't entertain well, people will say that my Xie family doesn't understand hospitality!" Come on, tea is served! ”
The thick-eyebrow servant came very discerningly, put the things in his hand on the ground, and made a muffled "bang" sound.
I saw a large wooden basin, as thick as the waists of two people, filled with clear water, and a bamboo tube floating on the water, as well as a huge cloth towel. In the rippling water, even a fool knows that it will definitely not be as simple as people drinking.
Seeing this, of course Yu knew that Xie Zuo had bad intentions, and he couldn't help but change color, and the halberd pointed at Xie Zuo and screamed: "What are you going to do!" I'm a member of the Yu family, if you dare to touch me, the Yu family is not finished with you! ”
Xie Zuo smiled: "Where did Yu account room say!" I don't beat you, I don't scold you, and I take out an exclusive secret recipe for you to use, why be so excited? ”
Yu pointed to the basin of water, jumped to his feet and scolded: "Is this thing for people to drink?" What the hell do you want to do! ”
Xie Zuo tilted his head: "It's not that I don't do anything, it's just that I've watched people play a game before, but unfortunately I haven't seized the opportunity to try it." Today, it is rare to have a fate, so I thought of inviting Yu to experience it for myself. But it looks like you won't take the initiative to cooperate, so be it! Someone, hold him down! ”
The last sentence raised his voice, and immediately several interested servants stepped forward, grabbed the arm of Yu Ledger tightly, and grabbed him firmly. Seeing that it was going to be bad, Yu Ledger opened his mouth to scream, Xie Zuo's eye was quick, he picked up the cloth towel in the basin, and stuffed it into Yu's mouth without thinking about it, and he blocked the cry for help into a "woo" wail!
"Knock him down and lie flat on the ground!"
With Xie Zuo's order, the poor Yu account room was pressed into a big character, and his hands and feet were firmly grasped, and he couldn't even move.
Xie Zuo nodded with satisfaction, and was about to step forward, but suddenly felt that the hem of his clothes was being dragged by someone. When I looked back, I saw a terrified old butler.
"Young master, you can't help it! The Yu family is the largest wealthy family in the township, there are many customers, and they are rampant, and we can't afford to offend the Yu family!! ”
Xie Zuo stopped when he heard this, turned his head and looked at the old housekeeper strangely: "Our family owes the Yu family money, right?" ”
The old housekeeper didn't react for a while, and subconsciously nodded: "Yes!" ”
"In order to ask for debts, his family will definitely come to us to trouble, right?"
"This ......," the old butler hesitated for a moment.
Xie Zuo clapped his hands and smiled: "Since the left and right have to come to the door to provoke, it makes no difference if you don't offend." It's better to simply offend more ruthlessly, and save yourself from getting some cats and dogs to come to the door, and the ears will not be clean! ”
The old butler was stunned. Xie Zuo no longer paid attention to the old butler with a pale face, came to the struggling Yu account room, squatted in his ear and whispered:
"I'm not targeting you, it's just that you're unlucky enough to happen to meet you. If I were you, I'd be desperately taking deep breaths to expand my lung capacity, though I don't know if it's useful or not. ”
After speaking, regardless of whether Yu Shufang didn't understand what his lung capacity was, he took out the soaked cloth towel from his mouth and carefully covered his face to ensure that every corner was taken care of. After finishing it, he moved away a little further, looked at his masterpiece carefully, and then sighed with satisfaction, reached out and scooped the bamboo tube full of water, and said softly: "Are you ready, I'm going to start!" ”
was covered with a wet cloth, and it was still difficult to breathe, of course, it was impossible to answer Xie Zuo's question. Of course, Xie Zuo didn't expect a response. Carefully tilt the bamboo tube to let the water flow down slowly in a thin column, and make sure that each drop falls on the cloth towel that covers the face.
As the water gurgled down, Yu Shufang, who was still struggling, began to contract violently in an instant, and the hands and feet that were grabbed began to shake uncontrollably. If you look closely, you can see that his knuckles have turned pale from excessive exertion, and it is clear that he is in great pain.
Xie Zuo poured three bamboo tubes of water in a row without pause, and when he found that the frequency of the shaking of the man's thin body gradually slowed down, knowing that this was a precursor to suffocation, he sighed faintly, threw down the bamboo tube, and pouted with some interest: "Let him go, he won't resist anymore." ”
This method is waterboarding from the TV in the previous life. It is said that 90 percent of those who have been waterboarded will confess all their experiences. In the past, I just heard about it, but now when it happens, I use it easily. He didn't actually know the cruelty of this punishment, but when he saw the miserable appearance of Yu's account room, he suddenly felt unhappy.
At best, this is a loyal dog of the Yu family, although it humiliates the old housekeeper, a little punishment is enough. Xie Zuo does not have the habit of abusiveness, and he can't afford to careless about people's lives for such a trivial matter.
Throwing away the Yu account room, which twitched from time to time like a dead fish, Xie Zuo walked to the side in the shade and beckoned to the old butler. When he came closer, he whispered:
"Uncle Qin, what's going on, let's talk about it!"