"Huh! Dalong, you can talk, now die for me to see! Huang Dalang winked playfully and looked at Ye Dalong with contempt, after these days of getting along, he naturally knew that the oldest Ye Dalong was the most slippery guy among the beggars.

When Ye Dalong heard this, he immediately got up with a straight face and said, "Okay!" How does the young master want me to die? ”

Huang Dalang said: "How about a self-killing?" ”

Ye Dalong immediately wiped the wooden knife in his hand on his neck, then covered his neck and turned around twice before falling to the ground, and shouted: "Ah! I'm dead! ”

"Go, go! It's not like it's not! Huang Shi on the side poked Ye Dalong with a wooden knife and said, "If you cut your neck, you can still speak, look at me." ”

After saying that, Huang Shi also wiped his neck with a wooden knife, and after he fell in a circle covering his neck, he held his breath in his throat and made a ho-ho sound, and writhed on the ground like a loach, and the rest of the people laughed when they saw it, and Huang Dalang also nodded and said, "It's like!" Like! If you hang it, it's like a hanging ghost in the water! ”

After laughing, Huang Dalang kicked Ye Dalong and Huang Shi to get them up, and said: "I also told you before, my family wants to build a Zhuangzi to raise pigs to make Dongpo meat, so naturally many people will take care of it." Therefore, when this Zhuangzi is built, you will be sent to the Zhuangzi, and you will also find more babies who are as big as you as a companion, and then you will be senior brothers and sisters, in addition to taking care of Zhuangzi, you will also have to teach your younger brothers and sisters to practice martial arts, maybe do a good job? ”

Ye Dalong patted his chest and said: "Young master, just rest assured, I was able to take care of my five younger siblings when I begged on the street, but now the young master is in charge of eating and drinking, and he has also asked the money to teach us to practice martial arts, if we can't do this little thing well, how can we treat the young master's good food and drink?" ”

When Huang Dalang heard this, he heard the flamboyant tongue in his words, and said, "Huh! Co-author, do you just want to be worthy of my family's delicious food and drink? Don't want to be worthy of me? ”

Ye Dalong hurriedly said: "The young master naturally has to be worthy of it, everyone said yes, right?" ”

Everyone was laughing, but Huang Shuya didn't laugh, but said, "Young master, Shuya doesn't want to practice martial arts." ”

"Why?" Huang Dalang was a little strange, this girl had bitten the most fiercely just now, and she was the one who bit her pants, but she said that she didn't want to practice martial arts. Huang Shuya said: "Shuya used to be a girl with her mother in a big family, and Yuemei next to the young master looked stupid, so she wouldn't serve the young master, so Shuya wanted to come and serve the young master." ”

"Huh!" Hearing this reason, Huang Dalang was also stunned, but looking at Huang Shuya carefully, this little woman was thoughtful, remembering that she seemed to be almost twelve years old, and she looked a little handsome, but she also dared to boldly propose to be a girl who served her, so she had to reply embarrassedly: "This month, Mei is a girl that my family bought with money......

Who knew that Shuya actually rushed to say: "Shuya is also willing to sell herself to the young master to be a girl, as long as the money is consistent!" ”

But everyone laughed when they heard it, and Wang Erniang said: "Young master, Shuya is afraid of hardship, Master Sun has punished her several times, and if you want to be a young master's girl, you don't need to practice martial arts." ”

When Huang Dalang heard this, he said, "Oh! That's not easy! Now Yuemei is still young, and she will practice martial arts in two years, not that she doesn't need to practice martial arts if she is my girl. ”

Huang Shuya immediately screamed: "Ah! Do you want to practice martial arts when you are a girl? ”

Immediately, Huang Dalang clapped his hands and said, "Okay! I have to practice martial arts, who can avoid it? Besides, after this day, the Huang family will not only rely on you to take care of the house, maybe I will take you to do some big things, so you have to practice martial arts well, otherwise how can you protect yourself? ”

Everyone nodded when they heard this, and they also understood in their hearts that they were taken in by the Huang family, so they shared weal and woe with the Huang family, and the Huang Dalang family was not thin to everyone, not to mention food and clothing, and also invited to teach everyone to practice martial arts and teach literacy, this kind of treatment is 10,000 times better than being taken in by other people's families as a handyman. For girls, it is even more lucky, girls like Wang Erniang, Shuya, Qiao Niang and Runniang, if they are still wandering on the streets, they may be made into a prostitute by Qinglou or caught by a kidnapper to be sold as a private slave or a secret prostitute.

Huang Dalang accompanied this group of children of almost the same age to joke for a while, and then led them to dinner. After that, Huang Dalang warmed the book again, and then went to sleep.

In a hazy and hazy way, Huang Dalang came to the dream again, and when he came to his senses, he found that he was sitting and drinking tea with the immortals, only to hear the immortals: "Not bad! I have the courage and knowledge to negotiate, and I can also entrap people, and everything is in order, but I am in a hurry. ”

Huang Dalang hurriedly put down the teacup in his hand, saluted the immortals, and said, "It's all the immortals who teach well!" ”

The immortal took a sip of tea slowly, and then smiled: "Okay! Don't talk nonsense anymore! I'll talk about the next step, you listen to it a few times, and wait for the opportunity to move! ”

"I'll take care of it!" Huang Dalang sat up straight and listened attentively.

The immortal said: "First of all, you still have to pay attention to the actions of the monks, the origin and grievances of Buddhism and Taoism will be explained to you in your dreams, anyway, whether these monks are kind or not has to say it." And then there is the water village in the yellow flower swing and the dragon village, it is a good idea for you to let Lu Er smuggle and sell white salt and sugar, but you also have to guard against the water thieves who want to make money. Although Yang Zongbao's matter has come to an end, Hua Shigang's matter cannot be rushed, and the matter of building Zhuangzi to build a pig farm cannot be rushed, there is a saying that if the step is too big, it is easy to pull the egg......"

When the rooster crowed early in the morning of the second day, Huang Dalang's body was refreshing, but his brain was very dizzy.

I got up as usual to wash up and go to morning class, and then when I was about to go out, I remembered that today was the first day of the ninth month, so I went back to the house to sort out my homework and go to Mr. Zhang's house.

Although the fifteenth day of the first month of junior high school is not a holiday, it is also an official statutory holiday, and people like Huang Dalang have to go to the teacher's house to say hello and check their homework. Although Mr. Zhang couldn't go to the Hongwen Museum every day to teach because he was old, he would still get up early in the morning on the first and fifteenth days of the new year, waiting for his own disciples to come to greet him.

There is nothing to write about this day's greeting activities, and the three senior brothers of the same door also arrived when Huang Dalang arrived, and the old master saw Huang Dalang's homework secretary reading "Spring and Autumn", and after a simple test, he arranged a new homework, and then beckoned everyone to have a breakfast and dispersed.

When he returned home, he heard the sound of clanging weapons in the side courtyard, and hurriedly walked to take a look, but saw Zhu Gao and Zhang He fighting fiercely around Sun Xin.

Look again, there are beggars and Sun Qi Niang around, Lei Bao is wearing a soaked monk's robe and is watching, Brother Sun is also sweaty and standing with a pestle whip on his chest, with an eager face, and Hua Tong is sitting on the ground panting with his chest exposed, and there is a Pu knife with a knife blade twisted and missing, only Hu Ren stands with two short guns in his back, and he is watching the battle calmly.