He slept deeply, as if he were sleeping at the bottom of a calm lake, and could only feel the water around him as cool and quiet......

Chen Tian felt as if he had slept for a century, and suddenly he heard a noise, the sound of many people talking, and heavy breathing and shouting, but his eyes could not be opened. After a long while, Chen Tian felt cold on the top of his head, and then there were hands pulling his head (uhhhh Don't wow! Who's touching my head? I hate it when people mess with my hairstyle), and the voices around me suddenly became clearer, but he couldn't understand a word of it. After a few seconds of short circuiting his brain, Chen Tian suddenly felt a stream of air rushing out of his chest.

"Wow......" This life screams to tell the world, I'm coming!

"No, how can my voice look like ......" Chen Tian opened his eyes and saw the colorful ceiling, and ......

"Huh...... Alien? Chen Tian found himself lying in the arms of a foreign woman, and then he was passed to a guy with a mustache, who actually leaned over and kissed him.

"Don't wow!" Chen Tian found that he could only make a wow sound when he opened his mouth, this is, this is the sound of a baby crying! At this time, the bearded man holding Chentian grinned, and then put him on a bed, and on the bed there was a young woman with a tired face, she hugged Chentian and kissed him sweetly.

"Nightmare, keep sleeping, keep sleeping! Wake up and you'll be fine! Chen Tian closed his eyes tightly and slept hard......

Chen Tian remembered that today was the first day of the Lunar New Year, and he should have slept in his room. The Year of the Dog, the natal year of Chentian.

"I'm so sleepy, I couldn't sleep last night because of the firecrackers and fireworks", Chen Tian went back to his room early to sleep.

In the middle of the night, Chen Tian was suddenly woken up by a strange sound, whining like the sound of air in a water pipe, a particularly harsh kind.

"No, there will be such a thing, I can't stand it!" After Chen Tian tossed and turned helplessly N times, he was finally able to fall asleep after covering his head with a pillow.

At this time, a round black hole suddenly appeared on the ceiling above Chen Tian's head, and this black hole spun rapidly, and then this unfortunate guy was sucked into it......

(Passerby A: Why is there a black hole here?)

Author: Do you need a reason for a black hole?

Passerby A: Don't you need a reason?

Author: Need it?

Passerby A: Don't you need it?

……

The onlookers are despised)

When Chentian woke up again, he found that he was still in that "dream", but the surroundings were quiet and the people were gone. He struggled to turn his head sideways, and the young woman was sleeping soundly.

No way! Where is this?

Chen Tian looked suspicious, he found that he didn't seem to be able to control his body and limbs, and tried hard for a long time, even using the strength to eat milk (in fact, he only has the strength to eat milk now, sad), only barely danced a few times his current little hands and feet, and could only make babbling sounds. It seems that he has now become a baby, a newborn baby.

But where is that? The people I saw before, and the clothes of the woman next to her, seem to be Europeans in the past, what era is it? Chen Tian sighed helplessly, he was only a bachelor of management who graduated from the accounting department before, don't think about this kind of historical problem!

"People don't suffocate to death with urine! It seems that I will be able to master a foreign language again in the near future, wahahaha! ”

Chen Tian was inexplicably happy again, he seemed to have forgotten that he was not the material for learning languages at all. Speaking of the story of his passing CET-4 in college, it is simply a legend. In the first semester of his freshman year, all six people in Chentian's dormitory signed up for the fourth level, and Chentian only memorized a few words at the beginning, and then he put this matter behind him. The day before the fourth-level exam, Chen Tian and the other two crickets in the dormitory hugged the Buddha's feet for a day, and then went to the Internet together, saying that they were relaxing and relaxing. As a result, I was too relaxed, and I accidentally passed the time when the school closed the door, so I had to go all night, and the next morning I went back to the dormitory and slept for two hours before going to the examination room. When I started the exam in that state, I really dreamed that I was taking an exam, and when I woke up, I realized that I was really taking the exam. In addition to the essay, the other multiple-choice questions of these three brothers are basically like picking a daughter-in-law, who pleases the eye. As soon as the test results came out, the three of them actually nodded in their sixties, and they passed like this! The other three guys in the dormitory only passed one, and the remaining two have been regretting why they didn't follow to the Internet in the first place.

The English in Chentian University has basically not been studied well after passing the fourth level. In addition to attending classes and playing football, he likes to run to the reading room or library alone to read his favorite magazines and books. Chentian, like many boys, has been fond of guns and cannons since he was a child, and it just so happens that their school's library building is like two upside-down grenades. In fact, the collection of books in the library is quite rich, and it took Chen Tian four years to read most of the military books and biographies of celebrities here.

In the entire history of human warfare, he regretted the most Kaiser Wilhelm II and his Second German Reich, after all, he and his empire were far stronger than Hitler and the Third Reich in terms of national strength, military strength and war preparations before the war, but he was helpless to be the king of the country. Fate? Chen Tian has always felt that if he was made the Kaiser to command this war, history would definitely be different.

This time, fate played a joke on him, and instead of becoming Wilhelm II, he became the nephew of Wilhelm II, Gianlugi. William, also known as Gigi. William.