Chapter 15: I'm the Protagonist

"Do you think there's something wrong with you? Why do you have nothing to provoke Shaolei? Seeing that Tang Ge was behaving normally, Qingguo began to teach Tang Ge a serious lesson.

"I don't think he's happy." Tang Ge looked indifferent.

"If you see that he is upset, you will beat him? Now who doesn't know that Shaolei is the meat of the fat witch's heart, if you beat him, the fat witch will definitely not be able to spare you! Qingguo's face hated that iron could not become steel.

Tang Ge smiled and said lazily: "So what, anyway, I've already beaten him, and it's very cool." ”

"Aren't you afraid that the fat witch will clean you up?"

Tang Ge smiled: "Fat witch clean me up, I'll just beat her up." ”

Qingguo looked at Tang Ge with strange eyes and asked, "Why do you have to get along with Shaolei?" He didn't mess with you either! ”

Tang Ge smiled strangely: "In this world, I am the protagonist!" Now suddenly a person with a higher status than me, a bigger person than me, and even a handsome person who looks better than me suddenly pops up, is naturally going to be slapped in the face by me. You say I don't bully him, who else can I bully! ”

Qingguo looked at Tang Ge with disgusted eyes, and sighed loudly: "Sometimes! I think you're stupider than me! ”

Tang Ge laughed.

Qingguo's worries were not unreasonable, after Tang Ge beat Shao Lei, it didn't take much effort, and the fat witch sent someone to slip Tang Ge over and scolded him fiercely. Tang Ge, who was scolded, didn't say a word, but Shao Lei, who was a peacemaker next to him, and finally, the fat witch who had scolded enough pointed at Tang Ge and warned: "Move Shao Lei's finger again, beware of me picking your skin!" ”

So the next day, Shao Lei was beaten out by Tang Ge with two black-eyed blues, which completely annoyed the fat witch.

When Tang Ge was slipped to the Fat Witch's house by Qingshan, Jiang Li and Panda Eye Shaolei were already waiting here. After Qingshan also sat down, Tang Ge found that there was no seat of his own in the room, so he honestly and unceremoniously pulled two animal skins, covered them one by one, and found a comfortable place to lie down in the corner.

"Get up for me! Who allowed you to lie down! Tang Ge's casual attitude was angry, and he slammed the table and pointed at Tang Ge and scolded.

Tang Ge rolled his eyes and said lazily: "Hurry up and say something, I was busy with war preparations last night, I didn't sleep all night, and I was sleepy." ”

Because of the war, Jianlu started work again, making every effort to produce war equipment, and Tang Ge was also very attentive and supervised and guided the whole process.

"Don't think that a little credit gives you the right to mess around! Look at the thunder you beat my family! My eyes are blue! If I don't make this matter clear today, I will definitely not be spared! The fat witch slammed the table on the mountain, and the plates on the table clanged, and it looked like he was really angry.

Seeing the pretense, Shao Lei hurriedly persuaded him in an old-fashioned manner: "Auntie, don't be angry, I think Tang Ge is just a child's temper, just talk to him." Besides, I'm just a skin injury, it's not a big deal, Tang Ge is just young and ignorant, just mess around, you don't have to be so angry. ”

Shaolei, who has panda eyes, makes an old-fashioned look, which looks particularly funny.

"He's not sensible? If he is not sensible, he is not sensible! The fat witch said angrily.

Tang Ge lazily answered: "The beaten ones don't say anything, why do you say you have such a big temper!" ”

After saying this, even Shaolei couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"Little stones! Do you want to die!? The fat witch was so angry that he forgot the taboos that had always been in the tribe.

Tang Ge turned over lazily, facing inward and outward, looking like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

"What kind of attitude do you have! Give me a turnaround! "Fat witch jumping straight feet.

Shao Lei hurriedly comforted again: "Forget it, Tang Ge is still young, don't be like him." If you want me to say, this matter will be over, and it is not worth making trouble for such a trivial matter. ”

The fat witch said hatefully: "How can you forget it! Don't worry, this Aunt Qiu will definitely take revenge on you! ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "If you want to take revenge, come here, the master will toss with you, but when you are out of breath, you had better take care of your precious nephew, and it is best not to even let him out of the door, otherwise, if you can't keep it, you will be beaten on the head and bleeding that day." ”

When the fat witch heard this, he completely blew up, picked up the glazed teacup in front of him and smashed it, jumped up and rolled up his sleeves and scolded: "Little bastard!" It's against you! Look at the old lady who can't clean you up today! ”

Shao Lei was also stabbed by Tang Ge's words, but he still worked with Qingshan to stop the fat witch.

Seeing this, Shao Lei couldn't help frowning, and said in his heart that this Tang Ge little witch was so ignorant, and he didn't plan to pursue it here, but he still had an attitude of never giving up if he didn't make a big deal about it, I really couldn't understand what he thought, why did he dare to make such a fuss, even the fat witch dared not to take it seriously.

During the whole process, only Jiang Li remained silent, and had been sitting firmly on Mount Tai's cold sidelines, from the performance of Fat Wu and Tang Ge, he could see that Shaolei's guess about Tang Ge's identity was correct, and maybe even that this little young witch's position in Banpo Dolphin was more important than their guess. In short, Tang Ge's identity and status are by no means as simple as just a young witch.

Shao Lei and Qingshan calmed down for a long time, and the fat witch finally sat down, but You Zizi said angrily: "Today, we must come up with a solution to this matter, I don't believe that I can't cure him!" ”

At this time, Jiang Li Pili Yangqiu interjected: "This is not simple, since Xiao Shaowu likes to fight, just let him and Shao Lei have a fight." ”

"Hah!" Tang Ge raised his head and said mockingly: "Let him fight me?" Do you want to make Geesun the last one? ”

"Shut up!" The fat witch yelled at Tang Ge viciously, and then turned his head to explain to Shaowu and Jiang Li: "Don't look at this bastard, but he is very good, and he practices every day, but he is not a good stubble." ”

Fat Wu didn't mention Tang Ge's skills, but she mentioned it in passing, but Shaolei was energetic.

"Auntie, you don't know, in fact, my skills are quite good, the reason why I didn't fight back before was because I was still young and let him."

After all, Shaolei is only a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, no matter how good his temper is, he has been found fault by Tang Ge again and again, coupled with the other party's unstingy attitude, it is inevitable that he will have a belly on fire. originally thought that Tang Ge was just a little kid with evil slaves, he was much older and more sensible than him, plus his noble status, he was still a guest here, and it was not easy to see him in general, so he always put up with it, who knew that Tang Ge actually said something that made Shaoyang go away, and after it involved his most respected father, Shaolei couldn't bear it anymore, so he wanted to take this opportunity to teach Tang Ge a lesson, so his tone inevitably carried a trace of disbelief and anger.

Seeing this, the fat witch wanted to persuade again, but saw Tang Ge get up with a bone, and said with disdain: "The toad yawns, and his tone is not small!" Since you are not convinced, then the master will beat you until you are convinced! Tomorrow morning, the master will be waiting for you at the Colosseum! ”

After speaking, Tang Ge went out without looking back, his clean and neat attitude made the fat witch not even have time to say a word of objection, and threw the fat witch into a tea bowl again, Shao Lei hurriedly started to be a good baby again, and persuaded the fat witch gently: "Auntie, don't worry, I will just teach him a lesson tomorrow, and I won't break him." ”

The fat witch sighed, "Silly boy! My aunt is worried about him! That bastard has black hands! Auntie is afraid that you will suffer! ”

Shao Lei smiled and said lightly: "Then you don't have to worry, my skills are really not bad." ”

Coming out of the fat witch's house, Tang Ge walked home angrily, and before he could go far, Qingshan chased after him.

"Ge'er, if you have anything on your mind, just tell your uncle, just making such a fuss is not a solution."

"What can I have on my mind!" Tang Ge said wrongly.

Qingshan smiled and said lovingly: "It's because of the war!" Uncle knows that you are not a person who is afraid of things, but why do you react so much when it comes to war? ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "Because it's too stupid! I have a hundred ways to deal with them, and fighting a war is the stupidest one! ”

Qingshan spread his hands and said helplessly: "But now that the news of our war with Heyang has spread, it is estimated that all the tribes in the entire wasteland have received the news." It's useless if you're making a fuss, the battle should still be fought. ”

"Hit! Beat! Beat! Fight to death! Tang Ge kicked a small pebble and walked away in a rage.

The news that the young witches were going to duel in the Colosseum spread quickly, and it didn't take long for the entire tribe to know. Lao Jiu was dumb, and they also deliberately went to Tang Ge's house to inquire about the situation, and by the way, they also wanted to pass on their unique skills to Tang Ge as soon as possible.

"It's okay to fight, but you can't lose!" Lao Jiu said.

Tang Ge scoffed at Lao Jiu's worries, don't look at his age younger than Shao Lei, he is also a head shorter, and he looks very disadvantaged in terms of body shape, but he really doesn't take Shao Lei in his eyes. In his opinion, Shaolei, a pampered teenager who has been pampered since childhood, knows how to fight, and when he really fights, it is nothing more than a childish trick such as Wang Ba waving his fists, pulling his collar and beating each other, or hugging each other to see who can knock whom down.

He is different from Shaolei's naΓ―ve boy, he has been in two lives combined, and he can be said to be experienced in a hundred battles and has rich experience in struggle. Not to mention that when they were attacked and hunted in the bazaar, they really saw blood, and even when they were in school in their previous lives, in order to vent their anger to an old watch, five or six of them dared to someone else's class, how could such a character care about these small scenes in front of him?

"Really talking about everyone, Shaolei is a dish." Tang Ge said.

Coincidentally, in Shaolei's eyes, Tang Ge is also vulnerable.