Chapter 237: Bumping
"It is said that near the Lingyin Temple in West Lake, Hangzhou, there is a rich man ......"
"Poof!"
Jia Huan only read half a sentence angrily, Lin Daiyu burst out laughing, and before Jia Huan hugged him, Lin Daiyu first reproached: "Huan'er, can't you talk well?" Also, Hangzhou, West Lake, and Lingyin Temple are all such beautiful places, why do you want to come out of a rich man? ”
Jia Huan looked at Lin Daiyu with a sad and angry face, and said, "Sister Lin, can we still have a good time?" Why do you look down on us? ”
"Poof! Begging! ”
Lin Daiyu completely forgot about her sorrow, remembering that Jia Huan was also a famous landlord in Chang'an City, she burst out laughing, and then was amused by his strange words, trotted to Jia Huan's side, pinched her fist, and punched Jia Huan "heavily".
"Huh...... Yo...... Hey......"
How can I say it, this cry will be more waves. There are many waves. swing, as well as the exaggerated acting skills of the 280 lines, but Lin Daiyu "giggled" and laughed non-stop.
Also, in her life, except for Jia Huan, she has never seen such a shameless person who dares to perform.
……
"It is said that near the Lingyin Temple in West Lake, Hangzhou, there is a rich man, what his name is is not the point, the point is that he has a very strong and jealous wife.
Although the rich man had a lot of money and asked for a concubine, this concubine was only asked to be taken back by his wife in order not to fall into the trap. But after he got it back, he didn't let the rich man get close to the concubine.
The rich man's heart is called desolate......
But the hard work paid off, and finally one day, let him wait for the opportunity.
Because his wife is going back to Yangzhou to visit relatives!
this day. When the rich man had put his wife on the boat, and had seen her go away. The rich man ran home and rushed straight into the concubine's house.
Don't say a word. rushed to the concubine and ...... hard Look at it! ”
Lin Daiyu had a pretty face crimson, and her heart was beating like she was about to jump out of her throat.
His eyes were also as if they could drip water, and he was full of spirits, but he glared at Jia Huan "viciously".
I thought that the rich man would take the opportunity......
Who would have thought that it was really just a hard look......
Jia Huan's face was proud, under Lin Daiyu's fierce gaze. continued: "The rich man of the land saw it in one go, it was so beautiful, like a piece of fragrant jade, and just when he wanted to do something that should not be done, the door suddenly 'slammed' open! ”
"Oops!"
When Lin Daiyu heard this, she screamed nervously.
Jia Huan was amused in his heart, but his face was extremely serious and continued: "I saw his lady walk in fiercely with a knife and said to his husband: 'How many times have I told you to carefully examine your skin. Say, how do you want to die? ’”
Lin Daiyu's face suddenly became strange, and she became more and more red, and she was about to get angry. But seeing the sad look on Jia Huan's face, Fang Cai's words seemed to be unintentional......
She wondered what the landdoon would say, so she put up with it for the time being. Keep listening.
I saw Jia Huan's performance with both gods, as if he was the incarnation of the rich man: "The rich man was shocked at first. But then he said boringly: "Anyway, it's all exposed by you, so let it be as you please." People like you who don't believe in their word. I don't have much to say. His wife wondered, 'I have always done what I say, and what do I say, but what do you mean by that?' ’”
Lin Daiyu's face turned red again, and she suspected that Jia Huan was making fun of him, because she was the only one among the sisters who often warned Jia Huan to be careful about his skin......
But Jia Huan has not yet gotten out of the state of entering the play, and she also wants to hear why the rich man said this, so she let him go again.
Jia Huan said with a look of grievance: "The rich man said angrily: 'You obviously said that you would go back to your hometown in Yangzhou today, why are you still here?' ’”
"Poof!"
After that, Jia Huan couldn't hold back himself, burst out laughing, and laughed.
"Okay, you're a narrow ghost, I know you don't have good words, I can't spare you today, you watch your ......"
Before he finished speaking, seeing Jia Huan's laughter getting louder and louder, Lin Daiyu was annoyed and angry, pounced forward, picked up a wild duck feather duster from the small table on the side, and beckoned to Jia Huan.
Jia Huan laughed loudly, while making amends, and retreated backwards to dodge.
But the room was limited after all, and he didn't take a few steps back, and because he didn't pay attention to the laughter, he fell on the bed.
Lin Daiyu chased him before, but he blocked her vision, so she naturally couldn't see it, as soon as Jia Huan fell, she couldn't stand it, and she also fell down, just pressing on Jia Huan.
Although the plot is good, the reality is not so beautiful.
Lin Daiyu didn't have Jia Huan Gao at all, and after she fell, it was naturally impossible for her mouth to be right on his mouth......
Jia Huan only felt a small head thump into his chest.
Not heavy, but a little itchy.
So he couldn't hold back and laughed.
Originally, Lin Daiyu blushed and didn't know how to face the situation of stacking together......
But when he heard Jia Huan laughing without any embarrassment, he thought to himself, after all, they are cousins and brothers, and they grew up together.
Where are the particulars?
Whether it's self-deception or hiding her ears and stealing the bell, no one will see it anyway, so Lin Daiyu doesn't bother with these subtleties, she pressed her hands on Jia Huan's stomach, propped herself up, and said angrily: "Huan'er, what are you laughing at?" ”
Jia Huan couldn't stop laughing more and more, and said with a smile: "Sister Lin, you have to eat more, look at how light you are!" I didn't even feel a feeling on my body, I felt your little head thump, haha, it fell on my chest, hahaha! ”
Lin Daiyu became more and more embarrassed after hearing this, and the wild duck feather duster didn't know where it fell, so she held a pair of show fists and kept smashing it on Jia Huan's body.
Jia Huan pretended to beg for mercy, and looked at Lin Daiyu with some pity in her eyes, she was indeed too thin.
After a few hits, Lin Daiyu couldn't hold it out of breath, her hand was weak, and she fell on Jia Huan's body again.
Jia Huan smiled, and when he saw that Lin Daiyu was about to struggle again, he stretched out his hands and grabbed her armpits. Then with a slight force, he pulled her up and made her sit on his stomach. Only then did he withdraw his hand and put it behind his head. looked at Lin Daiyu who was dumbfounded with a smile.
"Sister Lin, you, just think too much and think too much. If you are like me, you want to be happy, but you are very excited, and you always turn to sadness. From time to time, I am sad and crying, like this, no matter how good your body is, you will cry. What's more, your body is already weak? Let's make a discussion? ”
Jia Huan's eyes were not a little variegated, and he said with concern.
Lin Daiyu sat on his stomach like this, and said in a daze: "What are you discussing?" ”
Jia Huan smiled and said: "We are serious cousins, I also like Sister Lin's tightness in my heart, I don't want you to cry like this, crying hurts your body." If you say that this is good, if you have any grievances in your heart in the future, or have something on your mind, you just have to tell your brother.
If I'm a person who can't do it. Or if you don't have this condition, that's it.
If you're afraid of causing me trouble, you'll hide yourself in your stomach.
But my brother isn't! I even dared to beat the prince's son, and the prime minister's son did the same. and silver and silver. To have a knighthood.
Brother, how much can I do! Right?
Therefore, if you have any grievances in your heart, tell me. Who messed with you. I'll beat him half to death!
How can there be so many worries in this world?
What is worth it for you to ignore your body and bones and cry when you see the sky is not black or white?
Sister Lin. You have to remember that your body is not just your own. It's mine, too, because I've always cared for you, brother. ”
Jia Huan said extremely sincerely, and looked at Lin Daiyu without any variegated eyes in his eyes, because these words were indeed his heartfelt words.
Lin Daiyu looked at Jia Huan's eyes in a daze, and suddenly, two tears slipped from her eyes.
Seeing this, Jia Huan immediately stretched out his hand to cover his face, and complained sadly: "Sister Lin, am I so ugly?" You see I can actually see crying, how can you let me live? ”
"Poof!"
"Yikes!"
Lin Daiyu first burst into laughter and burst out laughing, but she didn't expect that when she was crying just now, she also secreted some snot in her nose, and this laughter actually spewed out a small bubble......
How's that going?
Shame is also ashamed!
Especially when she saw Jia Huan with a stupid big face, looking at her blankly.
Lin Daiyu couldn't sit still anymore, and lay on Jia Huan's chest with a "bang", it seemed that she was not ready to get up......
Jia Huanxiao's stomach trembled, and Lin Daiyu, who was upside down, provoked her to die and punched Jia Huan's stomach.
Jia Huan said "ouch", and as a result, he couldn't suppress his laughter at all and laughed.
"I make you laugh, I make you laugh, I'll make you laugh!"
Lin Daiyu was also shocked by the punch she had just taken out, and she originally regretted hitting it too hard, but when she saw that Jia Huan was not "enlightened", she laughed more and more arrogantly, and she was immediately annoyed.
So he shouted, and his hands couldn't stop probing Jia Huan's armpit to scratch it.
It takes a lot of strength to hit someone, but you don't need to scratch an itch.
Sometimes, it is a gentle scratch, and the effect will be better.
Lin Daiyu has a talent for tickling, Jia Huan didn't feel much pain just now, but at the moment he was itching and laughing like a madman.
When Lin Daiyu saw him laughing like that, she couldn't help but giggle happily.
But Jia Huan really couldn't stand the tickling, he grabbed Lin Daiyu's shoulders with both hands, pressed her tightly on him, and didn't let her move......
Suddenly, the door suddenly opened, and Zijuan came in with a basin of water, intending to wash Lin Daiyu's face, but who knows, he saw such an "unsightly" scene.
However, her mind was also a little peculiar, instead of screaming in surprise, or accidentally knocking over the basin or something, she pursed her lips and smiled in surprise, squeezed her eyes with the dumbfounded two, nodded "knowingly", and then quietly retreated......
…… (To be continued.) )
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