200 courtesy guns? Will you be able to play?

The next day, at nine o'clock in the morning, when the warm sun had just shone into Chen Beiming's office, he drove out and went to the honor guard of the three armed forces to find political commissar Chen Weiming.

He was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, but Chen Weiming, who didn't want to sit on the desk and meditate, suddenly raised his head and saw him.

"Xiaoshan, why are you?" A warm smile appeared on Chen Weiming's face, and then he stood up and walked out quickly. The two saluted and shook hands, and then Chen Weiming quipped: "You are here to find Yang Yuhe, right?" But it looks like you're going to be disappointed, she's not here now. ”

Yes? Looking for Yang Yuhe? What do you mean?

Chen Beiming's brain was short-circuited, and he didn't react at once.

But in two seconds at most, he understood what was going on, and immediately scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

The first time he came to the honor guard of the three services, when he signed for Yang Yuhe, he inadvertently wrote a poem "There is a beautiful woman in the north who is peerless and independent", and when he came for the second time, he accidentally wrote a poem "You are watching the scenery on the bridge and the people watching the scenery are watching you upstairs", very accidentally, these two poems in the eyes of outsiders, it is obvious that Chen Beiming saw Yang Yuhe and felt it, so during this period of time in the honor guard of the three services, everyone likes to joke about Yang Yuhe's poems with Chen Beiming's poems.

Of course, the honor guard of the three services prohibits soldiers from falling in love, but the problem is that Yang Yuhe has been discharged from the army in November this year, and the reason why he continues to stay here at this moment is just to complete the task of performing the Spring Festival Gala.

Therefore, at this moment, political commissar Chen Weiming will make fun of Yang Yuhe and Chen Beiming.

As soon as Chen Beiming was told by the political commissar, he was immediately a little embarrassed, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "Political commissar, Director Qiu Yujie sent me over to help you create the program of the Spring Festival Gala, do you have any specific requirements here?" ”

But Chen Weiming was stunned when he heard it: "Huh? What did you say? ”

It took him a good three seconds to react.

He looked at Chen Beiming first, and when he found out that Chen Beiming was not joking but very serious, he couldn't help laughing, raised his hands and wanted to say something, but after lifting a few centimeters, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he put his hand down, exhaled, he exhaled, and then tried to calm the emotions in his heart, and finally, said very seriously:

"Xiaoshan, it may be that I was too busy last night to tell you Director Qiu Yujie clearly, please help me tell her when I go back, here's the thing, the Spring Festival Gala program team sent us an invitation, and wanted to invite our three-armed honor guard to put out a dance program at the Spring Festival Gala, we have invited several dance teachers to choreograph the show, but they are not satisfied, so I want to ask Director Qiu Yujie to help us choose one from the General Political Department."

But before Chen Weiming finished speaking, Chen Beiming said seriously: "Political commissar, our director heard me right, she sent me today to help your honor guard of the three armed forces choreograph the dance program of the Spring Festival Gala." ”

"......" Chen Weiming opened his mouth, but he couldn't say the last word.

, what the hell is this!

He couldn't help but curse in his heart.

He had heard someone talk about it, saying that the General Political Department was already a little lawless about Chen Beiming's "favor", he didn't believe it at first, but now when he looks at it, he can't help but gasp, this is too much, right?

Even if you want to reuse Chen Beiming, it's not such a reuse!

What we want is a dance show, okay?

What we want is a dance program that can be on the Spring Festival Gala, you asked a writer to help us choreograph the program, aren't you making an international joke?

Chen Weiming instantly had the urge to vomit blood!

If it weren't for the fact that he was the political commissar, if it weren't for the fact that he had a good relationship with Qiu Yujie, if it weren't for the fact that the honor guard of the three armed forces and the General Political Department had always been friendly, he really wanted to slap the table and scold his mother!

Where is there such a trick!

Does your General Political Department want our honor guard of the three armed services to be disgraced so much?

Don't you know that once we lose face, we will not only lose the face of the honor guard of the three armed services, but also the face of the entire Xia Army?

Chen Weiming raised his hands, but quickly put them down, he knew that it was useless to say anything at this moment, and the best solution was to communicate directly with Qiu Yujie.

However, before he could speak, Chen Beiming spoke first: "Political commissar, I know it's useless to say anything now, do you think it's good to do this, you give me ten minutes, I'll arrange a show for you on the spot, if you're not satisfied, I'll stand up and leave immediately, and never say a word!" If you think it's okay, then let's move on! ”

Chen Weiming was stunned.

He didn't expect Chen Beiming to be able to say such a thing.

Therefore, he quickly nodded: "Okay, Xiaoshan, just do as you say." ”

"Okay, then you can take me to the women's squadron now." Chen Beiming also got straight to the point.

"You want a squadron of female soldiers?" Chen Weiming was stunned.

"Yes, I only need a squadron of female soldiers!"

Chen Weiming's face suddenly laughed, and he laughed a little jokingly: "This guy ...... It seems that there is really no wind and no waves! ”

Regarding Chen Weiming's evil smile, Chen Beiming was a little helpless, but he didn't bother to explain.

The reason why he chose the women's soldier squadron is very simple, because the program he thought of was the program at the 2017 celebration party of the women's soldier squadron of the three armed forces of the Chinese People's Liberation Army in Hong Kong!

Needless to say, the amazement of this show is only one appearance, whether Chinese or foreigners, whether men, women and children, all are shocked and stunned.

Don't you honor guards of the three armed forces think that I, Chen Beiming, can't do it?

It's okay, then let's let you take a look and see what is a world-class excellent program! Let's see what level I have Chen Beiming?

Chen Beiming stood up and left.

However, Chen Weiming did not immediately follow, he shouted first: "Xiaoshan, wait." ”

After a moment, he picked up the phone and dialed the landline in the office of the female squadron leader: "Hey, Xiao Huang, gather all the people in your squadron to the rehearsal room." ”

The people over there were visibly taken aback: "Everyone? Commissar, we ......"

The people over there thought that Chen Weiming wanted to criticize them, and they were very nervous.

Chen Weiming smiled: "It's about the Spring Festival Gala." ”

"I know the political commissar, I'll go out and inform." The people over there immediately jumped for joy.

At this time, Chen Beiming hurriedly interjected: "Tell them to be fully armed, oh, remember to bring the courtesy gun as well." ”

"Courtesy guns?" Chen Weiming was stunned.

"Yes, courtesy gun."

Chen Weiming looked at Chen Beiming for a few seconds: This kid still wants to play with the protocol gun? Will you play?

It's not that he underestimates Chen Beiming, it's because for most people, it's not clear what the courtesy gun is all about.

As far as Chen Beiming looks like he is in his twenties, it is estimated that he has never even touched the courtesy gun, right?

He's going to use a courtesy gun?

Chen Weiming sighed secretly.

The person sent by the General Political Department this time is really ......

He-!

What is this called?