Chapter 123: A Fun Prank
"What are your nerves? What do you do when you catch a bobcat? Qingguo, who was taken aback, got up unhappily and complained about Tang Ge while patting the ash on her buttocks. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Tang Ge smiled at Qingguo with a gentle face: "Fruit, this bobcat is not for me, but I specially asked Zhang Long and Zhao Hu to catch it and send it to you?" ”
Qingguo was stunned when she heard this, and hurriedly looked at it again. At this time, he found out that this lynx was very large, with a length of more than one meter, and its weight was fifty or sixty pounds. The lynx was originally a fierce and cunning beast, but this big lynx was covered in messy hair at the moment, and was hiding in the corner of the cellar shivering, and I didn't know how Zhang Long and Zhao Hu tossed it, and at this moment this lynx was already wilting. However, although it was listless, when it saw Qingguo's probe, it still made a threatening sound again.
Qingguo hurriedly retracted his head and said to Tang Ge: "I said there was something wrong with you!" Why did you give me this thing? The meat of the bobcat is not tasty, and this thing is too fierce, I don't want it! ”
Tang Ge smiled and patiently explained: "Sure enough, you have the sword." But do you know what the first thing to do when you get the sword is? ”
Qingguo asked suspiciously, "What is it?" ”
Tang Ge said: "It's Kaiguang!" When the sword is in hand, the first thing you need to do is make it bleed! Only by using one's own sword to slash one's own enemies or beasts can one live up to its reputation as a divine weapon. ”
Qingguo looked at the sword in his hand, then at Tang Ge, and asked in disbelief, "You mean, let me take this sword to kill this bobcat!?" ”
Tang Ge nodded seriously.
Qingguo was immediately shocked, shook his head like a bulging drum, and replied repeatedly: "I'm not going!" I'm not going to do it! If you want to slaughter it, you can do it yourself, and don't come to me! ”
When Tang Ge heard this, he asked Qingguo with some sadness: "Guo, do you remember Dayang?" ”
Qingguo nodded suspiciously, and replied, "Of course I remember, what are you mentioning him for?" ”
Tang Ge squatted on the edge of the cellar, looked at the lynx curled up in the corner of the cellar, and said sadly: "Dayang lost his life to save me. From that time on, I vowed that as long as I could do so, I would never let a single person die in vain! ”
Qingguo asked suspiciously, "But what does this have to do with the current situation?" ”
Tang Ge said: "The whole tribe, the one that makes me feel at ease the most is you." Your physical fitness is very good, but you have a good body, but because you are timid and cowardly, it is difficult to give full play to the slightest advantage of your body. So, I think it's necessary to help you do some exercise so that you can become a real man. ”
Qingguo said disdainfully when she heard this: "You don't come to pit me!" You're obviously sending me to death, it's not a workout at all! ”
Tang Ge stood up, held Qingguo's shoulder, and said affectionately: "Fruit! Anyway, I'm really doing it for your good! Don't hate me! ”
Qingguo's face changed, and he was about to say something, but Tang Ge pulled hard, Qingguo stood unsteadily and stumbled, Tang Ge took advantage of the situation and threw Qingguo into the cellar.
This cellar does not go straight up and down, and the place where you enter the cellar is built into a steep slope for easy access. As soon as the green fruit was planted headlong, it was like a rolling gourd, and it fell to the bottom of the cellar with a grunt. The lynx was frightened and trembled, and its body was tightly attached to the cave wall, and although Qingguo was broken, he still gritted his teeth and hurriedly stood up, crawling to the entrance of the cave with his hands and feet, and scolded hoarsely as he climbed: "Damn little stone!" Where did I provoke you, you hurt me like this! Let me out! ”
Tang Ge looked at Zhang Long, and Zhang Long replied with understanding: "Don't worry! It's all taken care of. The fangs and claws were pulled cleanly, and even if the lynx was ruthless, it would only leave him with some skin trauma, and there would never be any danger. ”
Tang Ge nodded, at this time, Qingguo had already climbed to the mouth of the cellar, and was about to come out, but Tang Ge gritted his teeth and kicked Qingguo in the chest, Qingguo let out a terrible scream, and rolled down to the bottom of the cellar again.
Seeing that Tang Ge was desperate not to let himself go out, Qingguo, who had been frightened to the sky, clenched the bronze sword tightly, and hid in a corner of the cellar trembling all over, opposite the lynx curled up opposite. One man and one beast were already frightened at this moment, and they each shrank in their own places, not daring to move, for fear of accidentally stimulating each other.
Qingguo trembled like chaff all over, staring at the lynx with hair standing on its head, and scolded Tang Ge with his throat. Tang Ge was unmoved, after lighting a torch and throwing it into the cellar, he gritted his teeth and closed the lid of the cellar, and in Qingguo's terrible roar, Tang Ge shouted with tears: "Fruit! It's brother, I'm sorry for you! If you want to beat or scold your brother when you turn back, it's up to you! But if you don't kill this bobcat today, I won't let you out!" You'd better slaughter it! ”
After saying this, Tang Ge sat at the mouth of the cellar with his head in his hands, crying silently. Before he did this, he originally thought it would be fun to tease Qingguo like this, but now, Qingguo's screaming, wailing, begging for mercy, crying, every sound is like a sharp blade, slashing at his heart, making his heart hurt as if it was torn, where is there still half a prank fun.
Qingguo cried in the cellar for a long time, and eventually, his crying became quieter and quieter, and with a terrible roar, Qingguo finally launched an attack on the huge lynx. The screams of the cats in the cellar, the screams and the shouts of Qingguo gathered together, and after a long time, the sounds of all kinds of fighting gradually stopped, and a strong smell of blood permeated from the cellar.
Tang Ge lifted the lid of the cellar and saw Qingguo sitting on the ground with a blank face, covered in blood, and he didn't know if it was his or the lynx's. And the lynx was full of holes that had been poked out by the green fruit, and it was dead when it fell to the ground.
Seeing Qingguo's blank eyes, Tang Ge sighed in his heart, and secretly said that it was broken! Don't be stupid! So he hurriedly slid to the bottom of the cellar, checked Qingguo's body up and down, and saw that there were no major wounds, so he grabbed Qingguo's shoulder and shouted desperately: "Fruit! Fruit! Are you okay! Talk to me! Don't scare me! ”
Qingguo glanced at Tang Ge coldly, slapped Tang Ge's hand away with a "snap", and then staggered out of the cellar, without saying a word during the whole process, and then walked in the direction of his home like a walking corpse.
Tang Ge followed Qingguo's side, apologized to Qingguo vigorously, and tried his best to tease Qingguo to speak, but Qingguo kept his face blue and didn't say a word, looking like he was sad and dead.
When he arrived at Qingguo's house, Qingguo hatefully pushed Tang Ge away, and still entered the house without saying a word. At this time, Lao Jiu already knew the whole story, as early as when Tang Ge left with Qingguo, the dynasty had already come over and made it clear to Lao Jiu what Tang Ge was going to do, but Lao Jiu had no intention of stopping it.
Lao Jiu saw Qingguo coming back covered in blood, and naturally understood what was going on. made a color to Tang Ge, and followed into the house. Tang Ge sighed helplessly, and then turned around and went to Honggu to pick up Yuexiang.
Tang Ge didn't want Yuexiang to see this bloody scene, so he sent Yuexiang to Honggu early. Originally, he thought that he would take Yuexiang back when he was done, but when he arrived at Honggu, he seemed to have lost all his strength, and he plunged into Honggu's bed and didn't want to move.
Honggu learned about the incident from Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, who escorted Tang Ge back, and smiled at Tang Ge: "Don't be discouraged. You're doing the right thing. Qingguo's child and Lao Jiu are virtuous, and it is difficult to become a climate if you don't have a little sin, and if you do this, it will only be good for him, and there will be no harm to him. And I guess he's also angry for a while, and it'll be fine if you coax him tomorrow. ”
Tang Ge, who buried his head under the pillow, let out a helpless sigh when he heard this.
The next day, Tang Ge had breakfast and came to Qingguo's house with Yuexiang.
Before he got to the place, Tang Ge saw Qingguo lying on a chair from a distance, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, with a lonely and sad face. Tang Ge smiled secretly when he saw this, and said in his heart that this time Qingguo was not lightly hit, and he was still playing a little temper after all night.
Tang Ge salivated, came to Qingguo's side, and said with a flattering smile: "Guo, look at what good things I brought you." As he spoke, Tang Ge shook a large bag of dried fruits in his hand.
Qingguo didn't even bother to turn his head, and directly ignored Tang Ge's existence, but the angry expression on his face was a little more aggravated.
Tang Ge saw that Qingguo didn't accept the offer, so he had to find another way.
After gently placing the dried fruit beside Qingguo, Tang Ge leaned on Qingguo's ear and whispered, "Let me tell you, there is something interesting on their side in Qingshan." After putting our tribe's horses in the saddle I designed, you can safely ride on the horse, and run as fast as you fly, which is exciting to play. Now they have led all their horses to the sword house, and they are taking turns riding and training. How about I'll take you there? ”
Qingguo's eyes moved, and he seemed to be a little moved, just when Tang Ge thought it was done, Qingguo turned his face to the side, and let out a cold snort in his mouth.
Tang Ge looked at Lao Jiu helplessly, and Lao Jiu spread his hands, saying that he couldn't help it.
Seeing that Qingguo's oil and salt did not enter, Tang Ge looked around helplessly, thinking bitterly about what else could impress Qingguo. When he saw the little monkey on Xiangxiang's shoulder, he suddenly had an idea, and a brilliant idea came to his mind.
"Sure enough. Don't you like to listen to stories? Shall I tell you a super nice story today? ”
Qingguo spat hatefully, and said viciously to Tang Ge: "Get out!" Who wants to listen to your broken story! ”