Volume 6 Chapter 17 (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
The cockroach smiled and rubbed her little head, together with the son, one big and one small, the two played, Wei Yan helped blow the paper frog and let it move forward, the son took the grasshopper made of straw by the guard and ran in front, the two of them, one chased, one ran, Wei Yan watched the son run two laps, only to suddenly one accelerated, one flew and hugged her, and smiled: "Caught it!" Damn little grasshopper, where are you going? ”
The son giggled, his laughter was crisp and cute, and his mouth screamed: "Lord Wei Laipi!" Lord Wei Laipi! Paper frogs didn't even come! ”
Wei Yan sat on the ground with his butt and said with a smile: "The frog said, it's tired, let me help it catch it!" It's a whisper, and the son can't hear it! ”
Wei Yan is shameless, blatantly deceiving other children. The little son was very innocent, he actually came over very obediently, raised his little fist, helped Wei Yan beat his shoulder, and said with a sweet smile: "Lord Wei plays with his son, and he wants to help Lord Wei beat his shoulder!" ”
Wei Yan was stunned for a moment, and was almost moved to tears, woo, this little Lori, it's so cute, can you steal it home now and raise it?
"Ziyue, did you make up this grasshopper?"
The two of them had a good time, and they didn't pay attention to the situation next to them, the father, His Majesty Li Er, the current head of the Tang Empire, arrived at me at some point, took the grasshopper that Wei Yan had braided, looked at it for a while, and asked with a smile. However, those sharp eyes, why did Wei Yan feel that they had turned into eye darts and shot towards his shoulder?! Belch...... Father's jealousy! It's scary!
Wei Yan hurriedly pulled his son to his side and stuffed it to his father, and said with a smile: "It's just a gadget to coax children to play." I used to learn from the old people in the village. I often make up for my sister to play.,The craftsmanship is not good.,The craftsmanship is good.。 It looks like it's alive. ”
Before His Majesty Li Er could comment, the son had already smiled and said, "The son likes it very much!" Master Wei, do you still want your son to help you beat your back? ”
"Uh...... No need, little princess, your father went out hunting for a day today, and that's called hard work. It's a lot harder than me, shouldn't we give my father a beating on the back first? ”
Wei Yan glanced at the father who was staring at him, and hurriedly shook his head, and if he beat it again, this guy would be shot by the eye dart, it was too terrifying!
The little son turned his head to look at his father, nodded heavily, and mumbled. went to pull the corner of His Majesty Li Er's clothes, and said in a milky voice: "Father, my son beats his back, my father is so tall." I can't reach it. ”
His Majesty Li Er immediately squatted down with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Then the father squatted down and let his son beat his back." ”
"Hmm!"
His Majesty Li Er squatted down behind him. The son-in-law immediately ran behind him, knocked his small fist the shoulder of His Majesty Li Er, and asked worriedly: "Father, does the son-in-law hurt in the pain?" ”
His Majesty Li Er shook his head with a happy father's smirk, and said, "No, no, my son is beating well, and my father is very comfortable." ”
The little son was praised, his smile was even sweeter and cuter, his little fist thumped his back harder, and he didn't say anything when his hand was sour, but he quietly withdrew his hand and rubbed it, alas, he was really a sensible and well-behaved good boy.
His Majesty Li Er turned around with a smile, picked her up, and said, "Father, the emperor is good, hard work!" ”
"It's not hard! My son likes his father the most! ”
Little Lori hugged His Majesty Li Er's neck coquettishly, smiling so sweetly, her voice was soft and glutinous, in addition to being cute, she really couldn't find the words to describe it, Wei Yan was a little despised for her own lack of vocabulary at this time.
Both father and daughter were happy, and the jealous father, I don't know if he forgot it intentionally or really forgot, and regardless of Wei Yan's "hero" who coaxed his daughter to be happy, he went back to the table with his daughter in his arms, leaving Wei Yan alone, accompanied by a miserable black background, and then accompanied by a wisp of autumn equinox, rolling up a withered yellow fallen leaf, so not desolate.
Fortunately, the kind-hearted little son still remembers Wei Yan and recognizes and beckons to Wei Yan and asks him to come back quickly. Embroider good bamboo shoots! It's still a little son of kindness. Wei Yan wiped his tears and hurried back to his seat.
The son was carried back by His Majesty Li Er with two grasshoppers and paper frogs in his hands, these gadgets are more attractive to ladies and children. When Wei Yan was playing with her just now, it attracted the attention of many children, and now the son took it over, which attracted the envy of a group of Zhengtai and Lori.
"Yes!"
A little Lori princess about four years old, shouted out the hearts of all Zhengtai and Lori, Wei Yan knew that she, Princess Changshan, was the second to last among the sisters, and her mother was just an ordinary Zhaoyi, after she shouted out, she was startled and hurriedly came over to hug her.
Wei Yan smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and touched it in his arms for a while, and found three or four grasshoppers, and said: "The minister only found a cluster of green grass growing at the water's edge, and only made up a few of them, so the little princess can take them if she likes it." Find a few guards and go to the river to look for them, and if there are new blades of grass, the minister will make a few more. ”
Wei Yan stretched out his hand, and on the palm of his hand and wrist, red scratches were revealed, and everyone realized that it would take a little effort to weave this little thing. Wei Yan was a little embarrassed, and said: "What, I haven't made it up for a long time, I've been pampered recently, and people have raised it more delicately, so it's okay." ”
The son glanced at Wei Yan's hand, and reluctantly looked at the grasshopper in his hand, and handed it out very decisively, handed it to the other brothers and sisters, and said, "The son is not playing, I just played, play for my brothers and sisters." ”
His Majesty Li Er also said with a straight face: "Okay, let's go over and play, Ziyue's hands, those are life-saving hands, and they can't be ruined." ”
Father-in-law Xiao Huang laughed and said: "Your Majesty, why don't you let Master Wei teach the slaves and maids how to weave, and the slaves and maids will weave for several highnesses, how about it?" ”
Wei Yan hurriedly smiled and said: "Father-in-law, good idea, Your Majesty, this is the best of both worlds, please Your Majesty's permission." ”
His Majesty Li Er bowed his head with satisfaction at this time, and said, "Count the little yellow man as clever, you go and find some blades of grass." ”
The two guards took the order and left, Wei Yan took a knitted dismantling and handed it to Xiao Huang Gonggong and a few other chamberlains, who could follow out to serve in front of them, they were all clever people, this grasshopper, as long as they knew to knock on the door. It's not something hard to weave. Wei Yan only demonstrated once, and they were able to weave independently, looking ugly. Just make a few more
At the moment, Xiao Zhengtai and Little Lori were coaxing around Xiao Huang's father-in-law with their eyes open and watching them weave.
The son still held the two of Wei Yan in his hand, and snuggled in the arms of His Majesty Li Er. After such a while, Empress Changsun had already asked someone to bring medicinal oil and let Wei Yan wipe his hands. Wei Yan Khanran, big man, if you have a few traces of grass blades, you have to apply medicinal oil, then you really have no face, thank you Empress Changsun, and quickly hide the medicinal oil. Run back to your seat.
As soon as he sat down, he was greeted with a white eye with reproach, Wei Yan smirked and sat straight. A look of concentrating on eating, under his hands. But he secretly grabbed Xie's hand and handed over a green grasshopper.
Xie felt warm in his heart, laughed, and pretended to be disgusted: "Coax me like a child?" ”
Although he said that, he took it in his hand slowly, carefully put it away, tucked it in his wide sleeves, and stroked it gently when people were not paying attention, his eyes were sparkling, and he glanced at Wei Yan charmingly and gently, and glanced at the guy with a smirk.
Eat and drink, the autumn hunt is over, each family goes home with a rich harvest, the carriage that comes to time and space is full of prey, Wei Yan there, and the willingness of the provinces to help make the stroller, Wei Yan hurriedly agreed, saying that each government will send one, and he will never dare to forget.
After all the coping was completed, he helped his wife and children to get into the carriage, and Wei Yan rode on the horse, and returned to Beijing with the large army. The way back was boring, Cheng Ming and Qin Meng came to Wei Yan's side and laughed and frolicked together to pass the boring return time.
This man loves to brag when he gets together, the picture is a happy one, Wei Yan is a few young people, and when they get together to laugh, they can't help but be louder, a few old men, almost all drunk, and no one cares, then it is even more presumptuous, just as he was talking, two young men beat horses and followed, the young one looked at Qin Meng's carriage contemptuously, and said with a smile: "Qin Si...... Oh, now it's going to be renamed Qin Er, why did you only fight so many prey this time? It's not as weak as Ben Gongzi! ”
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Qin Meng's face changed, and he immediately sneered at each other, the two of them came and went, and immediately quarreled. Wei Yan arched Cheng Ming with his elbow and asked in a low voice, "Who is that person?" ”
Cheng Ming glared at the two of them angrily, gritted his teeth and said: "The eldest son and second son of the deceased Lai Guogong, if it weren't for their father's sake, the girls would have been beaten with peach blossoms. ”
Wei Yan Khan coughed, pretending not to hear Cheng Ming's last words, and just asked, "Are the two brothers and our family not right?" ”
Cheng Ming said: "The boss Du Gou is okay, he will never provoke us, the second Du He is more fucked, the title of Duke Lai Guo is inherited by the boss, he has no official position, he Lao Tzu is gone again, no one helps him find an official position, jealous of a few of us who have official positions." ”
Wei Yan nodded, and planned to find his beautiful sister to inquire about Du Heqi after returning home, and he would not participate in their arguments, that is, he would occasionally laugh a few times, in other words, Qin Meng would not necessarily lose to anyone in a quarrel.
Back home, the cleaning should be cleaned up, all handed over to the housekeeper Uncle Cheng to take care of, Wei Yan and Xie went back to the room, washed away the tiredness, coaxed the child to sleep, the two of them lay on the bed, did not want to move, although they did not go up the mountain to hunt, but, go out to bump such a day, strange tired, especially Wei Yan also rode a horse for a day, rubbing his sore legs, Wei Yan began to miss the modern massage chair, but unfortunately the medical school has not yet begun to enroll, otherwise the family also raised a few people who specialize in massage, that small life is a very beautiful.
After a trip to autumn hunting, the little couple was raised at home for two days before recovering, Wei Yan sighed vigorously that he was old, and his body bones could not withstand the toss, and he was rewarded with two large white eyes.
The two of them don't have much energy to toss, but the second tiger is called a spirited, just the next day after returning from the autumn hunt, he carried the prey, and went to the door of the little young woman happily, or every day he went out early and returned late without thunder, rain or shine to meet his little sister.
And after a few days, Xie Rang went to inquire about the news. The little young woman, just nineteen this year, two years younger than Erhu, named Yun Niang, there is only one blind old mother in the family, and the mother and daughter depend on each other. Because of disagreement with her husband's mother-in-law, she divorced and returned to her parents' house a year ago, and she has not remarried.
It is said that Erhu has long had a crush on someone's house, and often passed by the door of someone's house or hid to peek when she was working, and never had the courage to get acquainted with someone. Until one time, Yun Niang's ex-husband came to pester her, Erhu couldn't look past it, the small universe and vinegar broke out at the same time, and an old fist stepped forward to beat up the ex-husband of the family, so that Yun Niang's ex-husband didn't dare to step into the Zhuangzi half a step, and the farm was listed as a forbidden place from then on.
The second tiger is relatively unproductive, after being a hero to save the beauty for a while, he actually ran away with a shy smoke, no one Yun Niang is generous, Yun Niang prepared some eggs or something, came to the door to ask for a meeting, said to thank the two tigers, how can the two tigers be thanked by Yun Niang, and often run to help Yun Niang, one came and went, and the two slowly became acquainted.
Wei Yan nodded straight when he heard this, his expression was strange, Xie Yiqi asked, "What's wrong?" Make such a weird face? ”
Wei Yan sighed: "I only know now that it's terrible to have no culture, divorce!" I'm really illiterate, I don't know this. ”
Xie seemed to smile: "So what? ”
Wei Yan was excited, and hurriedly said: "It's nothing! It's just that the sense of crisis is a little stronger, well, I must work hard to exert my charm, lose Mrs. you, and strive to manage a happy marriage. ”
Xie Hao took a moment: "Then you mean, I'll change my mind?" Or do you have a crush on someone else? ”
“……”
Wei Yan sighed: "Madam, you are really too careful!" My heart for you is only expressed. ”