Chapter 684: Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Xiao Riddle nodded, and said playfully, "And, Lu An, do you know why you want to use artificial intelligence junior this time?"
"What?"
The second monk Lu Anzhang was puzzled.
"Because, your one, two, and three are also mixed in by the gods, probably planning to surprise you or something. "As for how the little mystery knows, this thing is too simple, and the junior of artificial intelligence is really not a fool.
Lu An: ?!!!
"What? Xiao Yu and the others got involved?What's going on?" Lu An was shocked.
How did this trick come about?
Liu Qi and Fu Tian, the assistants, how could they follow and mess around?
The little mystery replied with a hippie smile, "What's going on, then you have to ask your one, two, three, I only know, it is estimated that the number will be added!"
Uh-huh?
Lu An looked dazed, "No, assistants of the level of Liu Qi and Fu Tian are already better than many people, not so much!"
Lu An didn't think he was so 'charming', so he didn't think that the two assistants would have to add a number to sort because of money, and as for other reasons, he didn't think about it.
But I suddenly remembered for no reason that I was pitted by the garbage system, and I happened to be accidentally touched by Liu Qi.
Lu An knew that for a short period of time, Liu Qi was worried about this matter, and he always thought that he couldn't do it......
At that time, Lu An still remembered that he had thought that he must find an opportunity to tell Liu Qi what it means to be no!
Later, it was Lu An who suddenly lost these thoughts.
It's been a long time since I've been teasing my sister or something.
The little riddle smiled but didn't say a word.
She knew that Lu An was really not sensitive at all sometimes, and she wasted the keen perception of the Tai Chi Grandmaster.
So, she didn't want to mention it at all, so she ojbk now......
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Lu An followed the crowd out of the Huaqiang North subway station.
Xiao Jiu just handed over a bottle of water, not a bottle of high-end water worth hundreds of thousands, just an ordinary Nongfu Spring.
After Lu An took two sips of water, he smiled and teased, "Xiao Jiu, I'm afraid your life assistant skills are in place......
To be honest, Xiao Jiu himself feels this way.
This is also Xiao Jiu's skill that suddenly awakened since he found out that he didn't actually have any use.
Xiao Jiu didn't think it was anything, this also exercised the life skills that he was particularly lacking before, sometimes thinking about it, being able to follow Lu An is more interesting than basically nesting in Star City all year round.
Xiao Jiu nodded and said, "I feel this way too." ”
And then just disappear into the crowd.
The kind that's hard to notice.
............
"Lu An, there's a shopping mall ahead, aren't you going to go shopping?"
Xiao Mystery said suddenly.
Lu An smiled, "Have you ever seen me go to the mall alone? ”
"Aren't you going to be a lonely single dog today?"
"Damn! Do you want to go shopping yourself!"
"Okay, I don't have any need for that right now. ”
Lu An didn't pay much attention to the meaning of the little riddle, such as the word 'now'.
was interrupted by the little mystery, Lu An also felt that it was better to walk along the embankment in front of the villa if he walked around on the road, so that he could blow the sea...... As for the river breeze, he simply raised his feet and walked into the mall.
The first floor of the mall is generally a luxury area for cosmetics, skin care products, and watches, and Lu An is completely blind to the kind of shopping, and then he hears the sound of sales.
"Handsome guy, do you want to buy a lipstick?"
The voice was a little feminine, and there were more shadows in front of Lu An.
Yo, that's really what he called.
Then he walked into the counter of a certain big brand of cosmetics, mainly lipstick, and continued in a feminine voice, "Handsome guy, you are so handsome, your girlfriend must be very beautiful, you see our series of lipsticks, they are very light, and they can be used as lipstick, do you want to buy one for you or your girlfriend." ”
Hey!
I'm grumpy!
At that time, Lu An was angry, I'm not a women's clothing boss!
He just looked at the shopping guide quietly, "Why is your vision good and bad?"
You may not believe it when you say it, but at that time, the shopping guide wanted to contribute a wave of 666 negative energy to Lu An.
The feminine male shopping guide deliberately looked at Lu An with a blank face, "Handsome guy, you are really good at talking, we have a relatively light lip moisturizing lipstick here, and boys can also be beautiful, look at my ......"
As he spoke, the feminine male shopping guide pointed at himself.
Lu An: !!
it!
He found out that the owner of this feminine voice was a man, and this shopping guide ......
It's a special women's clothing boss!
I actually put on lipstick!
Lost, lost!
It's a loss!!
The...... Do you want to pick a sunny day, put on beautiful makeup, and then go to grab a man with a girl?
Lu An always felt that the world he had seen was much more special, but!
At this moment, he wanted to say that this world is really big, and there are no surprises.
Finally, it's another ...... of this counter The male shopping guide relieved Zhang Chun.
At that time, the confused look on Lu An's face was actually obvious, he wondered if he was in the wrong place, and looked around, other counters were all from female shopping guides!
Because of the first feminine male shopping guide, Lu An's gaze subconsciously paused on the face of the other male shopping guide.
What's more, it's a pink lipstick that's shining, right?
This big-name counter is really terrifying.
Slipped!
There were actually two women's clothing bosses at once!
So who attacked and who suffered at night?
Lu An began to doubt life, has he not been alone for too long, and has not experienced the life of ordinary people?
Is this society changing so fast?
Under the strong recommendation of the two male shopping guides, Lu An had to pick up one and leave, he didn't dare to say a word on his lips, he always felt that the air was sticky and greasy.
When Lu An let out a long breath, Xiao Ri's voice sounded with a grin, "Lu An, you actually like to be pink!"
Lu An was shocked.
It's the kind that is really shocking, I just feel that the small box in my hand is hot!
In this life, in the previous life, he didn't think that this world was really terrible, really, he couldn't afford to provoke, he really couldn't afford to provoke.
This big brand is considered high-end in the world, and when I checked out just now, the lipstick was still 998, why do you want a women's clothing boss to be a shopping guide?
This...... , really good.
Xiao Ri didn't intend for Lu An to answer, she sighed to herself and said, "Lu An, do you know why more and more boys buy lipstick for girls now?"
Lu An really didn't know about this stalk.
Xiao Mystery looked like he hated iron and steel, and said, "Giving lipstick is the most loss-making business, no matter whether it works or not, you can return it!"
"Why don't you send a lipstick and let people return it, I've used it!" Lu An was confused.
Little Mystery: "......"
Talk about it, talk about it dead! Elm head, what a way.
Xiao Riddle had to explain, "I mean, the boy gives the girl lipstick, hoping that the girl will pay him back a little bit every day, so he can return it!"
Lu An: ............
He didn't say a word, turned around and went to the counter to buy a box of lipstick, which is commonly known as a lipstick box, a box of 42 like this, he bought ten.
He felt that he had gained a lot from going out today, although the experience was very terrifying, but he got a new operation!
Xiao Mystery looked confused, "Are you going to buy it and eat it?"
Lu An gave Xiao Ri a round ovation and didn't say anything.
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Set the bowls.
Women's clothing boss, a few thieves are terrible, and it's true......