Qin Ze shuttled through the crowd and watched Wang Yuxi enter the Heavenly King Palace. When I thought about it, I suddenly felt a little playful.

Quietly walked away from the gate, circled around the Heavenly King Hall and turned to the apse. Entering the back of the Heavenly King Hall through the side door, hiding behind a pillar, I saw Wang Yuxi holding a stick and shaking it gently.

Thinking that this little lady was at the poetry meeting that day, she was domineering and forced herself to agree to her a request. Qin Ze was ready to tease her.

Taking advantage of the fact that Wang Yuxi was the only one in the main hall now, Qin Ze quietly got in from behind the incense case. Through a thin layer of cloth, I listened to what Wang Yuxi was saying.

"The little queen Yuxi came for marriage, praying for Maitreya to show the way for the little girl." As he spoke, he held the stick holder and shook it vigorously.

"Marriage? It turned out that this little lady was trapped by love. Qin Ze thought like this in his heart, but he couldn't help but sigh. This kind of temperamental woman just lets herself meet, but she wants to let herself miss it. If you are really a Tang Dynasty person, it is not bad. ”

He thought about it and sighed again. This time, it was obviously a little loud, which suddenly made Wang Yuxi, who was shaking lots, stunned. Staring at Shui Lingling's eyes, he looked around, looked at Maitreya again, and asked a little tentatively: "But Maitreya heard that the little girl was bitter and showed up?"

"Marriage is destined, and the world is too confused." Qin Ze covered his mouth with his hand and let out a dull and muffled sound.

No one would have thought that anyone would dare to make such a joke about the gods and Buddhas, in this era of superstition, blasphemy against the gods is a curse.

Wang Yuxi suppressed the excitement in his heart, but he heard the meaning of Maitreya's words, and said with joy on his face: "Maitreya means that the little girl doesn't have to work hard for this?"

After a pause, his face was gloomy, and he said: "But the little girl has a thin face, and they all say that the little girl killed her mother, and now her father is seriously ill." A thin fate made the little girl have to go away to Taiyuan, could it be that Maitreya means that the little girl still has a marriage? ”

"All evil superstitions." Qin Ze cursed in his heart: "It's ridiculous that you, a naturally beautiful Internet celebrity face, I don't know how many women dream of a face in later generations, and you still end up with a thin fate."

"That's the foolishness of the world, they don't want me." As soon as Qin Ze was excited, he forgot to cover his mouth, and immediately revealed his stuffing.

That Wang Yuxi is also a smart person, and he reacted immediately. Besides, she was very familiar with this voice, how could she hear it wrong.

When he set aside the case cloth, he saw Qin Ze in a panic inside, and he suddenly got angry, and he pulled it out as soon as he stretched out his hand.

At this time, Qin Ze also reacted wrongly, but just wanted to escape, but his ears were pulled out, and he was screaming again and again, as exaggerated as he was.

"Spare your life, spare your life, little lady spare your life."

"Who do you call the little lady?" Wang Yuxi's face was covered with frost, and he was already close to going berserk. Anyone who is tricked like this will not feel better. Especially when I heard this guy call himself a little lady in front of so many people, he was also blushing at the moment.

Qin Ze also realized that he had called it wrong, but in his heart he was shocked by Wang Yuxi's arrogance.

"Lang Lang Qiankun is in front of everyone, you grab my ears like this, I don't know if men and women kiss or not!" Qin Ze saw that the strength in the other party's hand was getting heavier and heavier, but he was also in a hurry to go to the doctor.

Wang Yuxi is a woman after all, although the Tang Dynasty folk customs are open, but she can't be so presumptuous. Especially when he saw the eyes cast around him, the confidence in his heart suddenly weakened by three points.

Qin Ze saw the opportunity and bent down to break free from Wang Yuxi's demonic hands, which provoked anger in Wang Yuxi's apricot eyes.

But besides, the monk who presided over the Xuanfa Temple was doing his homework in the apse. It's the most important thing of their day, but they don't want it to happen today.

Hearing that there were people making trouble in the Heavenly King Palace, all the monks were angry. This is a pure place for Buddhism, and it is not blasphemy for someone to make trouble here. I'm going to get out now.

The Xuanfa monk opened his eyes leisurely and glanced at the expressions of the disciples in a circle. Seeing that they all had angry faces, they couldn't help but shake their heads at the moment. Fortunately, the eldest brother Yayi beside him still looked calm.

"It is easy to understand the heart, and it is difficult to rest the heart, and the heart is idle everywhere." The Xuanfa monk shouted a Buddha horn, and said in an extremely strong voice: "After all, it is one point behind."

After speaking, he nodded at Yayi, and recited the Buddha name again. Only then did he sit up from the futon and rush towards the Heavenly King's Palace.

As soon as I entered the Heavenly King Palace, I saw Wang Yuxi and Qin Ze, arguing in front of the Maitreya Buddha statue. At the moment, a strong Buddha called out: "Amitabha, two donors, stop quickly."

Seeing that the presiding officer of the Xuanfa was coming, those who watched the excitement folded their hands and saluted him. Even Wang Yuxi, who had an angry face, instantly became pious, and said to the Xuanfa host: "The little girl has seen the Xuanfa host."

After speaking, he looked at Qin Ze, and he was still standing there stunned in this hall. And it's still a smile, as if I've seen something funny.

Qin Ze did see something funny, such as a dozen slippery bald heads, emitting sunlight outside, which suddenly made the entire hall light up a lot.

This is not the fake monks of later generations who are purely for swagger and deception, and these people really can't see any black on their heads. When exposed to sunlight, it looks extremely bright as if it has been waxed.

Qin Ze's rude gaze naturally attracted the angry eyes of the monks. But his host didn't speak, and he could only stare at Qin Ze one by one.

In the end, it was the Xuanfa monk who spoke first, and shouted another Buddha horn at Qin Ze, saying, "I don't know what the two donors are here for?"

Qin Ze didn't dare to say that he had gotten into the bottom of the Buddha statue, and pretended to be Maitreya to trick Wang Yuxi. If he dared to say it, those monks would probably give him a good beating.

You must know that the monks at this time did not have so many precepts. I have just experienced the war again, but there is some gangsterism on my body. When the time comes, one accidentally hits himself.

At that moment, he showed a soft expression at Wang Yuxi, begging her to let him go. Only then did he put his hands together in front of the Xuanfa presiding officer, and Shi Li said: "The boy is rude and presumptuous in front of Maitreya, disturbing the purity of the Buddha, which is really not right." As he spoke, he turned around, but he said to Maitreya: "I hope Maitreya will forgive me."

He didn't ask for forgiveness, but went to ask Maitreya, that is, to tell them that this is Maitreya's Buddha residence, for the sake of this god and Buddha's face. Don't be murderous.

That Wang Yuxi was also slightly stunned, and then reacted. Looking at Qin Ze's pious face now, he suddenly wanted to laugh at the moment.

I thought that this person was also interesting, although he was a little dissolute, but he was also quite witty. Especially thinking that Qin Ze was just playful, he came out to help Qin Ze and said: "It's also that the little woman is too rude and has an incident with Qin Gongzi." But he forgot where he was, and hoped that Maitreya would not blame. ”

Saying that, he also learned from Qin Ze and gave a salute to Maitreya.

Wang Yuxi's righteous approach made Qin Ze excited, so he almost didn't hug her and kiss her. Of course, he just thought that if he dared to do this, his own conscience would not be able to pass.

"But I heard that this Qin Gongzi had fallen under this Buddha case before, and he pretended to be Maitreya to trick the girl. I don't know if there is such a thing? "The Yayi monk who was standing beside the Xuanfa host didn't want to let go of Qin Ze.

In his heart, these Buddha statues were all living gods, how could he afford Qin Ze to blaspheme like this. His cultivation has reached a bottleneck, and according to the Xuanfa, it is to pay too much attention to appearance.

It's really a pot that can't be opened, and a few words directly hit Qin Ze to the bottom. Especially those onlookers, when they heard that Qin Ze had done such a thing, they were also indignant at the moment, and they were about to rush up and throw Qin Ze out.

"Dead bald." Qin Ze secretly cursed in his heart, but he replied directly: "That's true."

Monk Yayi didn't expect Qin Ze to admit it directly, but when he was stunned, his face was even more aggressive: "Gongzi Qin is in the land of Buddhism, but he doesn't know where to put all the Buddhas."

Another big hat was buckled on Qin Ze's head, and it was an extremely heavy hat. But it also aroused his anger, and his face changed and said, "The Buddha is naturally in my heart."

"In your heart?" Yayi sneered and continued, "Then why did you do such an impertinent thing."

Hearing this, Qin Ze smiled, "Since it's in your heart, why care about it." ”

Just kidding, compared with them, Qin Ze's biggest advantage lies in his brain, in that era of information explosion, it is naturally not a problem to put forward a few crooked reasons.

Sure enough, Monk Yayi was also stunned, and then frowned and said: "All living beings are in the holy Buddha land, and believers return to my Buddha's door." You say that the Buddha is in your heart, can you have a certificate? ”

The Xuanfa host on the other side kept watching this scene, with the same smile on his face. He wanted to know how the young man in front of him should answer questions.

"The Buddha stands in my heart, and I stand in the heart of the Buddha. Originally, they were all one, but what was the division of each other? I have a Buddha in my heart, so everything is a Buddha, but everything is not a Buddha. My heart is empty, the Buddha is empty, if the Buddha is empty, everything is clear. ”

Flicker, a big flicker. The highest state of Buddhism is emptiness, and the concept of emptiness was put forward by later generations. In this era, it is definitely able to suppress these half-hangers.

Sure enough, after listening to Qin Ze's words that seemed to be understood, Monk Yayi also closed his eyes leisurely, as if he had comprehended something.

"Whew~" Qin Ze breathed a deep sigh of relief, smiled bitterly at Wang Yuxi, and thought about leaving quietly. But I didn't want to just turn around and walk without taking two steps, but I heard a melodious Buddha name: "Amitabha." The donor's sentence is empty, and the end is to let the monk be taught, but I don't know what the donor is empty? ”

The melodious Buddha horn presided over by Xuanfa suddenly woke up the people who were in deep thought. Especially when he heard the host's sentence "What is emptiness", he immediately woke up and looked up at Qin Ze.