The two were shocked, and almost came out of the body, when they looked for prestige, they saw that it was a green snake trying to sneak in to peep at the affairs of men and women. Could it be that snakes are also curious? Then they saw the snake, which was more than a meter long, spitting out a letter, and crawling quietly towards the place where they were sitting. The hearts of the two people suddenly hung back to their original positions at the same time. Tao Zhenkun smiled relievedly and hurriedly stood up, reaching out to pull Wu He up. But Wu He still looked a little discolored, snuggled up to him and pulled him, it was all from the fear of snakes. He kicked the earth with his toes and drove the green snake away. This snake is common and not venomous, but it is also strange and scary to look at. Comparatively speaking, in this situation of stealing-please, snakes are far less dangerous than people.

Tao Zhenkun was so frightened that his heart was beating, he looked at the snake that was going away, and smiled with relief: "I thought it was sacred, it turned out to be a little snake demon who was cultivating, how could he make waves!" Just because of its curiosity, to disturb other people's good deeds, this little troublemaker will not be able to achieve a positive result! ”

"You're still kidding!" Wu He couldn't help but chuckle.

Looking at the moving Wu He, Tao Zhenkun said: "Jiren Tianxiang, Bodhisattva blesses." Let's go back early, but don't let anyone see us! ”

If it is really seen by others, even if there is no deviant behavior, it is also indefensible, and it has become a matter that cannot be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River, not to mention that this is the case! Once the adultery is revealed, the city will be full of wind and rain, and the father and mother must not be ashamed to die? What will you see in the future? That's really a typical demonstration character, that is, if you don't apologize for suicide, I'm afraid that in the future, you will have to stick your head into the crotch of your pants and be ashamed to see people again! Besides, it just gives Liu Xingmei an excuse to get rid of this unfair marriage, and then it will really end up being a chicken and egg! On the spur of the moment, he recklessly recklessly recklessly made him regret and fear!

Wu He threw herself into his arms again, it was really a little difficult to give up, she choked up and said, "It's better for you to go first!" ”

Tao Zhenkun hugged her and gave her an attached kiss, then looked down at the place where the two were "fighting", then kicked up the soil with his feet to cover up the traces, smiled and said: "Clean up the 'battlefield', so as not to be discovered 'enemy situation'." ”

His humor also amused the embarrassed Wu He.

In this way, the two broke up in the bud rice field.

Tao Zhenkun came to the front of the field along the ridge, he looked down at both sides very cautiously, and saw that there was no one, so he dared to swagger out of the sweltering bud rice field. wiped the sweat on his forehead and face, the vest was pasted with sweat, a breeze blew, and he immediately felt a little comfortable, but his face was pulled by the bud rice leaves like a fire, and he said self-deprecatingly: "His grandmother's, I didn't expect this kind of thing to be a technical job, and it's really a little difficult to do!" I was so tired that I was suffocating, it turned out that it was just for the last shiver! ”

It was as if he had discovered a secret question that people had experienced and that the simplest of secrets were tirelessly dug up by men and women.

This kind of thing will always make people feel guilty of being a thief, and they will be afraid. He was secretly glad at this time, fortunately he was not discovered, as if he had escaped a catastrophe, and he was reciting Amitabha Buddha in his heart, presumably the Bodhisattva was not asleep, and he didn't bother to care about this mundane thing with the naked eye when he saw it!

Since then, his secret relationship with Wu He has been "broken", but because the confidentiality work is in place, no one has ever found out, so the peach news is far away. Even later, she received harboring gas from Liu Xingmei, and she could also be confided and comforted by Wu He. He is also chic. thinks that Liu Xingmei's temper is too short-tempered, and Wu He is his confidante.

Besides, when he came to the river, he saw that the rod was gone, and there was no one around, so he searched for it, and behold, not far away, the rod was floating and swaying. He was immediately pleasantly surprised and caught a fish. He hurriedly took off his shoes, pulled up his trouser legs, stepped into the river, chased the fishing rod and caught it, and when he threw it up, it was indeed a carp weighing a pound and a half. He took the fish in his hand and couldn't help but say:

"This is really a person who is angry when he leaves, and the air gun can't be hit when the rabbit is gone, and a fool has his own stupid luck! I'm Jiang Taigong fishing, your little life is over, just think you're unlucky, die early and live early! ”

Suddenly felt that this was scolding himself, so he waved his hand and slapped himself, he naturally wouldn't really make a big effort, but he still felt an unusual pain on his cheeks, and then he remembered that it was a stubble with Liu Xingmei! I promised Aunt Miao just now to eradicate the harm of badger pigs, but I was persuaded by Wu He not to kill anymore, how can I not listen to my lover's words, it seems that I can't fulfill my promise. But this unintentionally caught fish, it's a pity to abandon it, and then take it back to have an explanation to Liu Xingmei, if she returns empty-handed, it will definitely make her look down on herself even more, so she decided to take it back to use it to flatter and invite merit.

So, he thought resentfully in his heart: Liu Xingmei, don't blame me for getting along with Wu He, who told you to clamp your crotch so tightly? If you don't want to be my wife first, then don't blame me for being sorry for you!

He was thinking about it when he heard a hoarse and old-looking voice shouting not far away, "Boy! Do you fish for your wife? So that she can give you a big fat boy sooner! ”

He looked up, and saw an old man with a whip in his hand, looking at him with a whip in his hand, and beside him there was a sheep floating in the artemisia grass, and then he also smelled a fishy smell blowing in the wind. It turned out to be Hao Qiang from the village, he called him uncle, the old man was usually very witty, and he was an elder who could make him feel kind. He is herding sheep for Lao Wu's family and earning wages. This man actually bears four indecent nicknames: "Tumbler", "Old Naughty Boy", "Maitreya Buddha", and "Duck Dump". In terms of his appearance, whether it is good or bad, but there is still an extremely unpleasant smell on his body that is mixed with strong cigarette oil, which turns out to be a stinky armpit, which is the so-called "fox odor". He is very sensitive to this smell, and with his sensitive sense of smell, he can almost tell what the prey lurking within a dozen meters of the vicinity is, so the pungent smell is even more difficult to escape.

Even if someone is playing with Hao Qiang's indecent nickname and bluntly calling him, he will also respond with a smile without hurrying or annoyance.

"God me, I can't help it!"

He shouted to Hao Qiang first, and then raised the live fish in his hand and showed off a few times.

"God me, I can't help it!"

Hao Qiang seemed to be repeating his words, but in fact, these words were Hao Qiang's mantra, and if he didn't say a few words, he would inevitably come out.

Someone once joked to him: "Your wife ran away with someone else, why don't you hurry up and chase him?!" ”

Hao Qiang still said like the smiling Buddha: "God means, I can't help it!" ”

He stood in the river and smiled at Hao Qiang, turned to the shore, rubbed his feet dry in the hot sand, and pulled off his trouser legs as he put on his shoes. At the same time, I was also thinking: Look at other people's four nicknames can be easily accepted, and I can't bear it with only one "fool", I really don't have Hao Qiang's belly! He looked at the budding rice field, and he didn't know if Wu He was gone. I really want to have a "brace", but I'm timid! Men and women, once they enter the Tao, will be infatuated. As is often joked: go up to be happy, come down to wilt, think carefully, it's better to smoke a bag of cigarettes!

Having said that, it is really a great desire of human beings, and even monks who are not uncommon will break the rules and precepts for this!

At this time, Tao Zhenkun once again gave a nostalgic glance at the bud rice that made him experience the taste of being a man for the first time, and then walked away in frustration and helplessness! In this bud rice field, he left a very deep memory and impression in the future, and what he couldn't understand was that he didn't know whether it was heaven or hell? Every time I think about it, I feel mixed with joy and sorrow!

As soon as he walked not too far, he seemed to hear a faint wolf howl from the mountains and forests in the distance. His heart was suddenly shocked, because wolves were not uncommon beasts here, and there had been incidents of plague of pigs and sheep, so when people went to work in the fields a little farther away, they always formed gangs, but nothing harmed anyone happened. It is Miao Yunchang, whether he was buried in the wolf's belly or not is also an unsolved mystery. The wolf appeared nearby in broad daylight, which made him worry about Wu Helai, so he stopped at a high place to look around, when he caught a hazy figure in the distance in a hurry, he put his hand on a pergola to cover the sun, and looked carefully, only to recognize that it was Wu He, and his hanging heart was put down. Seeing that Wu He had made a detour from elsewhere and was walking towards the village, he smiled knowingly, O wise woman!

Because he has a dewy husband and wife relationship with Wu He, it has become a part of his life! He was also thinking in his heart: This cheapness also has to pay a price, not just a few drops of life seeds and sweat beads in vain, although the flesh-body joy does not involve the transaction of money, but he can't be a negative person, and he will have to do a responsibility to their mother and son and Wu He's in-laws in the future. He is ashamed of Miao Yunchang, and he should have done some obligations for him to atone for his sins, which can be regarded as spiritual compensation for a deceased!

At this time, he felt some itching on his buttocks, so he reached out and scratched it through his pants, but he didn't know that the mosquito had secretly left him a punishment when he was having fun with Wu He!

It is naturally a joy to have a man that a woman likes. In this way, it can also be said to be a sister-brother relationship. I really never dreamed that Wu He was actually his enlightenment teacher, and he was really dedicated to teaching by word and deed.

Thinking of Wu He's fair and delicate body, thinking of the indulgent passion, it really makes his heart flutter. This kind of cheating and deviance, although disgraceful, also made him feel honored. When I thought of Miao Yunchang again, I felt guilty, but the wood was already in the boat, and it was irretrievable! As the saying goes: A friend's wife can't be bullied, but what about him? Here's this: dare to ride even if you have the chance! Hey, it's all too bad to be used to measure a person's good or bad behavior!

When he thought of Wu He's words, his heart sank. I thought: If Liu Xingmei is really a "stone girl", it will be in vain no matter how good-looking she looks, she will have to be ruthlessly divorced. At that time, he will simply marry Wu He, and he will pick up a son for nothing without being tired, why not do it?! However, he can't give up with all his heart, such a beautiful beauty is to look at it as a flower in front of him, and live the addiction of "splitting his eyes", which is also a kind of glamorous blessing that others can't achieve.

He slung the rod over his shoulder, and the fish swayed under the rope, thinking about it all the way back home. I found a basin with water, put the half-dead fish in it, and covered it with a lid, for fear that the wild cat would steal and eat it. This greedy fish is really unlucky, they are all food for a bait, and let the souls wander! He lifted the curtain of the east house and saw that his father and mother had returned from Lao Wu's house and were taking a nap, so he didn't disturb, so he turned back and entered the west house and saw that Liu Xingmei was still asleep.

He looked at Liu Xingmei, who had plump breasts and fat buttocks, and thought: Can she be like Wu He said? If it is true, then God is too unfair to her, and it is too bad for herself to pour eight lifetimes of blood mold! Can this kind of misfortune make him stand on the table? In addition to fishing and touching shrimp in his life, going up to the tree to dig out bird eggs, and then hunting, he didn't have time to rush to make a cruel director who was angry with everyone and God, this time he just stole back someone else's wife who took the initiative to send it to the door, but he is not a married woman, can retribution come so quickly? If Liu Xingmei is really like the "stone girl" that Wu He said, it will be even more ridiculous when this matter gets out, so what can be done in the future? !

To him, everything was unknown, like a mystery to be solved—

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh, Shangkang pulled a pillow on the quilt, and lay on the side with his back to Liu Xingmei, and he didn't know what it was like, like breaking a five-flavor bottle!

"Why are you worried?"

Just when he was worried, he didn't expect Liu Xingmei to take the initiative to talk to him. He didn't look back, and said lukewarmly:

"Knowingly ask!"

"Did you catch a fish?" Liu Xingmei turned over and looked at him.

He played in silence and deeply.

"It must be a blind man kicking a shuttlecock—not one, right?"

He heard that Liu Xingmei's words had obvious sarcasm, so he said angrily: "I'm fishing for a 'mermaid'!" ”

"What do you mean?"

His Yanfu naturally won't tell Liu Xingmei, the mysterious whereabouts are under the guise of fishing, but he didn't expect a fish that was hooked by a wisher to become the best shield, so he said a little confidently: "In the basin on the ground of the outhouse, if you wake up, go and scrape the scales and disembowel it and clean it up, and it will be stewed and eaten at night." ”

With that fish that is not too big, in the case of "more monks and less porridge", it can only be said to be enough to stuff the teeth, and it is not a hearty meal of tooth beating. It's just that even if you drink stewed fish soup, you can be regarded as eating meat with a big belly like a toad.

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