Hearing Tang Ge's explanation, the knife that was originally lying on the "operating table" with a weak moaning "whoop" screamed, and roared miserably: "Young Wu! Great Chief! Help me! Don't let him saw my hands and feet off! ”

Jiang Li slammed the table with a "bang", stood up and roared: "It's just nonsense!" I think you're probably taking the opportunity to torture the knife! ”

Tang Ge rolled his eyes and said impatiently: "What are you anxious about!" Did I say I'm going to saw him? The saw is for people with severe frostbite, gangrene, or necrotic limbs, they are only traumatic, and they don't need to be amputated! ”

Jiang Li frowned slightly, and then said indignantly: "Then what did you say about sawing hands and feet!?" I think you're clearly trying to scare him! ”

Tang Ge sighed and said impatiently: "Is that what I want to say?" Obviously, you asked yourself! ”

Everyone was stunned, and what Tang Ge said in their hearts was right, this matter was really not Tang Ge who took the initiative to say it to scare people.

Tang Ge kicked Zhang Long lightly and scolded with a smile: "You guys are really really!" How did you put this thing out too? ”

Zhang Long smiled dryly: "Handy!" It's handy. ”

Seeing that no one had any more questions, Tang Ge slowly walked to the "operating table", and after examining the wound, he smacked his tongue and shook his head.

"What do you mean by shaking your head!" The unlucky knife asked in a trembling voice. This guy has turned pale, but it is not painful, but frightened.

Tang Ge shook his head and said, "You said that if you were cut down, you should lie on your stomach honestly, and roll on the ground!" Well, there is dirt in the wound, and if you don't clean it, I'm afraid it will become inflamed. You're in for a treat! ”

Xiaodao was frightened by Tang Ge's evil smile, and yelled at Tang Ge: "You don't talk nonsense!" I'm not afraid! ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "Do you really think I scared you? It's true that I'm upset with you, sir, but if I say that I will treat your injuries, I will take responsibility! Master, I don't bother to do anything to you at this time! ”

When the knife heard this, he bit his teeth and said viciously: "Then you can only take care of it!" I'll toss with you today! Guys, if I cry out in pain, I'm not a man! ”

Tang Ge smiled suspiciously, and after scaring the knife straight hair, he said with bad intentions: "Don't say it so early, master, I don't have anesthetic, you just grit your teeth and stand up!" ”

Tang Ge is really not talking nonsense to scare people. The knife wound was not too deep or heavy, but it was long. This kind of wound is only a minor injury for a lifetime, but it should be taken care of under the medical conditions of primitive society. People in this world do not have the concept of suturing wounds, but if the wound is squeezed and bandaged, the wound will recover very slowly, and once the wound is infected, there is no special medicine to reduce fever and inflammation, and they can only carry the physique, so no matter how big or small the wound is, it cannot be sloppy and must be taken seriously.

At the moment, Tang Ge didn't talk nonsense anymore, and after letting the knife lie on the operating table, he started his first and most foolish operation in front of everyone.

The first step of the operation is to glue distilled water with a clean linen cloth and carefully wipe the skin around the wound. It stands to reason that alcohol should be used, but alcohol is too precious, Tang Ge used a large jar of wine to distill a small bottle, which can only be reserved for final disinfection, and the other steps are replaced by distilled water.

Once the area around the wound has been cleaned up, it's time to rinse the wound of impurities and medications. Hydrogen peroxide should be used to irrigate the wound, but Tang Ge can only use distilled water instead, which shows the degree of nonsense of this operation.

Tang Ge asked Wang Dynasty Mahan to help the knife up, sit on the operating table, and then let the two of them each side, grab the knife's arm, and save the pain This guy writhed back and forth.

Tang Ge patted the knife on the shoulder, and said malicely: "I have to wash your wounds, you have to endure it, this guy hurts!" ”

The knife turned pale, gritted his teeth and nodded, and took out an expression that looked at death as if he were at home. Tang Ge smiled, picked up the cleaner and prepared to do it.

A syringe is needed to flush the wound, but Tang Ge has nowhere to find this thing, but even if there is no syringe, Tang Ge has a way to replace it with something else.

Tang Ge packed the distilled water in a conical skin sac, and there was a small hole at the top of the skin sac, which was not big or small, as long as the skin was squeezed hard, the distilled water would shoot out of the small hole to form a water column, and the strength of the water column was quite sufficient.

Tang Ge stood behind the knife with his skin bag in his arms, and sneered: "You must not move!" Otherwise, I will have to start all over again, sir. ”

The knife was about to speak when he heard this, Tang Ge squeezed his skin hard, and a bright column of water sprayed out, just hitting the upper part of the wound where the flesh was rolling, and the painful knife "snorted" in his throat, and he instinctively wanted to twist his body to avoid the injured part, but the two strong men like a hill in the dynasty controlled him by themselves, and used their bodies to squeeze him in the middle, so that he couldn't move at all.

"Don't move! You two have to keep him in check! Don't let him move, or you'll have to start all over again if you get dirty in the wound! ”

Hearing Tang Ge's roar, Wang Dynasty Mahan added a lot of strength, and he couldn't get the knife back when he squeezed it.

The group of people in the shed were all stunned and watched Tang Ge squeeze the skin bag hard, and roughly rinse the wound on the back of the knife with a water column.

The knife was already trembling with pain, and the onlookers also had goosebumps, and the timid ones even turned their heads, and they all sighed in their hearts, this little kid was too ruthless!

Tang Ge carefully controlled the water pressure, and washed back and forth on the wound over and over again, in this kind of surgery, the step of flushing the wound is very important, if the flushing is not complete, a little debris left may cause infection, under the current medical conditions, even a slight infection may kill the patient.

Tang Ge's behavior of washing the wound seems to be rough and cruel, but it is actually for the good of the injured, because this method of cleaning is the fastest and the patient suffers the least pain. If it is a small knife to pull the flesh and clean it slowly, it seems to be quite gentle and careful, but the patient suffers for a longer time, and the gentle technique may not be able to clean the wound.

The trick of flushing the wound was learned by Tang Ge from a friend who was a doctor. He once had a hand injury, and the wound was quite deep, and when his friend treated his wound, he used surgical forceps to clamp an alcohol cotton directly in his wound and stabbed him indiscriminately, and Tang Ge, who was in pain, scolded his mother, and firmly believed that this guy was taking the opportunity to correct himself. Later, after listening to my friend's explanation, I realized that when the doctor dealt with the trauma, it seemed to be rough and cruel, and he didn't treat people as human beings, but in fact, there was a reason for this. Although, the trick to dealing with trauma is not to treat people as human beings......

After cleaning the wound, the knife was already sweating profusely, and it was wet from top to bottom, as if it had just been fished out of the water.

After Tang Ge put down the skin, he immediately opened a small jar. As soon as the jar was opened, a strong smell of liquor immediately hit the face. Everyone couldn't help but widen their eyes, not understanding why Tang Ge would take out a bottle of wine at this time. Moreover, the taste of this wine is too strong, even the fat witch has never tasted such a mellow wine.

The big-mouthed old black poked his head, looked at the jar of wine, and asked Tang Ge, "Ge'er, what is this?" ”

"Alcohol! A large jar of dozens of catties of wine is made into such a thing. Tang Ge patted the wine jar and said.

The big-mouthed old black swallowed and spat, and asked again, "Is this thing delicious?" ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "I haven't drunk it, if you're not afraid of death, you can try it." ”

The big-mouthed old black rolled his eyes and sat back stupidly.

Tang Ge didn't tell the truth this time. In fact, this jar of wine, although it has been repeatedly refined, but it is not to the extent that it cannot be drunk, at most it is a strong liquor, but now there is not much wine left in the tribe, even if it is all distilled into liquor, there is not much, before the new wine comes down, Tang Ge is reluctant to waste it at all.

Tang Ge changed a skin, and while carefully pouring alcohol into it, he smacked his lips in distress, which did not delay his chatter with the knife: "Count you kid lucky!" Just in time for me to make the alcohol, that is, today's occasion, otherwise, I really don't want to use it for you! Let me tell you, the previous ones are all pediatrics, and the really hard ones are only starting now! ”

Smelling the rich aroma of wine, the knife couldn't help but swallow his saliva, but he still stiffened his neck and said: "Even if you come, no matter what means you use, I can catch it!" ”

Tang Ge shook his head and persuaded bitterly: "I didn't joke with you, nor did I scare you." I'm going to disinfect you with alcohol, and that's not something ordinary people can bear. ”

Xiaodao said disdainfully: "But I am not an ordinary person!" ”

"Good !!"

As soon as Xiaodao's words fell, a cheer rang out around him, and the guests of the alliance praised Xiaodao's courage one after another.

Tang Ge pursed his lips disdainfully, and said to the knife: "Although I don't have anesthetic, master, I know a physical anesthesia method that can make you feel no pain." ”

"Physical anesthesia? What is it? Knife asked suspiciously.

Tang Ge pointed to the back of his head, and said with a smile: "Physical anesthesia is to knock you unconscious." I fainted, and naturally I didn't know it hurt. However, this method also has drawbacks, that is, it is ineffective if it is beaten lightly, and it is easy to hurt the brain if it is beaten hard, and even cause concussion. So you have to hit it not lightly or severely, just fainting. ”

The knife also smiled and said coldly: "Physical anesthesia of bullshit!" is still the same sentence, if you shout pain, you are not a man! ”

There was another round of cheers for the knife.