Seventy-Six: You Chaos Are All Mentally Retarded [II]
"Xinzhu!!"
Sitting on the ground, Ming Tian was blinded.
There were also two drops of blood on his face with Xinzhu's body temperature.
If the man's knife just now hadn't reacted faster, I'm afraid it would have pierced into his eye socket, but...
With a pop, Xiao Xinzhu fell to the ground, motionless.
"Xinzhu, how are you?!"
What's going on here?
However, when Xiao Xinzhu was picked up, Ming Tian was really stunned.
I saw that Xiao Xinzhu's wide plain sleeves were cut, and a large area of red dyed the entire sleeve.
Hey, no kidding, don't cut off all your hands.
"The county... Gunma, you...... That one... Can you let go of me..."At this time, Xiao Xinzhu, who was being supported, made a shy voice.
Let go?
Ming Tian was stunned for a moment, and then realized that something was wrong.
Xiao Xinzhu fell face down, and in order to help him up, her hand was placed where she shouldn't have been.
The tall twin peaks are very soft, and the touch of body temperature comes through the palm.
No, no, no, this is not the time to care about that.
Anxious, he hurriedly changed his posture and asked her to face the sky on her back, Ming Tian didn't even notice that Xiao Xinzhu in his arms didn't show any signs of pain at all.
Lifting his sleeves, Ming Tian unexpectedly found that in addition to the red stained by "blood", the white arm was only about half a centimeter long, and it was cut through a small wound.
Belch? Not hurt? What's the situation? Where does this blood come from if there is no wound?
Ming Tian looked at Xiao Xinzhu in his arms, but saw her in his arms, her shy face like a ripe persimmon.
"Xinzhu, this blood..."Before Ming Tian could ask, he smelled that this blood did not smell bloody at all, but had a strange sweetness.
"Gunma, I'm not hurt." Xiao Xinzhu took out a box from his dyed red sleeve, which was clearly a rouge box.
Co-authoring: It's not blood, it's rouge?
I strangled it, and my frightened heart was about to pop out, and I said how thick this blood was like toothpaste.
Just in case, Ming Tian also licked it.
Well, it's weird, but it's sweet, and it's delicious, wait, I remember that eating rouge seems to make you constipated, right?
"The county... Jun Ma ...... Xiao Xinzhu in his arms may not be very suitable for this kind of holding, and he stammered nervously: "Xie... Thank you for being so... Caring so much about me, but can... Can you let me go... That's not appropriate. ”
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. ”
Holding Xiao Xinzhu and confirming that his daughter-in-law was not injured, Ming Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at the man and woman at the door with a solemn face.
saw the two of them strolling into the room, and closed the door like a very professional killer.
Well, you two must have a good family education, you all know how to close the door casually, and you are dressed like this, if I can't see that you are a traverser, I will be a real idiot.
The two are dressed and look very similar, they should be twins, except for the color of the broom head, the male is red, and the female is yellow, the basic clothes are exactly the same.
The little jackets they wore were a mess, and many places were off the line, but I don't know which master made the clothes, and the leather surface was shiny.
Both men had a lip stud on their lips and blue eyeshadow that was clearly painted with rouge.
It's great, I've really seen it for a long time, the traversers have brought the rural non-mainstream to ancient times, I said why did the two [beep] gods let this kind of person cross? Is it a scourge for Chinese civilization?
"Mingtian, right?" The man seemed to be leaning his back against the wall coolly, acrobatically playing with the dagger in his hand: "It's so lucky, you can dodge my knife." ”
yes, I'm pretty lucky, you two came out of the door like ghosts, I wasn't scared to death, my luck was really good.
The woman twisted her neck, stretched out her disgusting tongue and licked her dagger: "But no matter how lucky you are, it's useless to meet us!" The Chaos Ripper Death Twins, you're going to die tonight. ”
"Dead ...... The Grim Reaper Twins? ”
Ming Tian desperately pronounced this strange name that made people feel embarrassed to the point of stomach pain.
Ah, no, I'm going to throw up again...
"Hmph, are you scared?" The man seemed to be very proud and stopped playing with the dagger, thinking that Ming Tian's embarrassed appearance was understood by him as fear. "It's okay to be afraid, I'll allow you to use that pot over there as a shield."
The woman laughed when she heard this: "Brother, you are too merciful. ”
"No, I'm not scared, I just want to laugh." Ming Tian waved his hand and said, "The Grim Reaper Twins? Please, the two of you are all a red wolf and a gray wolf, okay, I said that the taste of the people who named your wonton anal crackers is primeval? I beg you to do it, okay, don't disgust me, okay? ”
Ming Tian took a slight breath and continued: "If I complete the great cause and return to the future, I still want to write an autobiographical novel, how can I write such a stomachache name of yours?" Readers will doubt my taste and intelligence! Please, a little bit of force, okay? Still the Grim Reaper Twins? I'm going to kill you! I'll change your name to the mentally retarded twins, what do you think? Isn't it more tasteful? ”
Ming Tianzui Cannon is so powerful, it only takes a few seconds to finish complaining about more than two hundred words.
But Ming Tian forgot that Xiao Xinzhu was next to her, and when she heard this, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly, as if she was thinking about something.
"You..."
"Good boy, how dare you look down on me and my brother so much!"
A man and a woman suddenly burst out, both standing at the door, the anger in their eyes was self-evident.
With a bang, the man kicked the table over directly: "Mingtian, don't think it's great that you killed Liu Jian, today, our sister and brother are going to chop you up and feed the pigs!" ”
"Liu Jian?"
Ming Tian was stunned for a moment, they didn't say anything, they almost forgot that there was such a person.
"Oh, you're talking about the idiot I killed in Southern Lanling County? I got a shitball on his face, you know? Want to fight? I'm with you! But don't blame me for not reminding you guys, I don't want to today, so ......"
Mingtian's own fighting level is not bad, plus now that he has the new sleeve arrow that Yin Chan made for himself, where would he be afraid of these two rural non-mainstream?
Stretching out his hand and pointing to the dung basin that is standard in the inn room next to him, Ming Tian's tone was full of disgust: "Either get out, or I'll pour all the shit from that dung basin out of your mouth, and you two will go on it." ”
"Okay, you've got it!"
"Brother, let's go!"
The two of them obviously had not experienced this kind of insult, and they suddenly burst into anger and put on a posture to prepare for a fight.
The woman is licking the knife, and the man is playing with the knife on the chest like an acrobat, doing the last deterrent!
Seeing that the war was about to break out.
However, just as Ming Tian took the first step, suddenly...
There was a creak, and the door was violently kicked open!
This kick was so violent that the door opened faster than the hand speed of a bachelor who had been masturbating for thirty years.
There was a thud and the door slammed into the hands of the two Grim Reaper twins, and the force was so great that both doors shattered into pieces.
Then I heard the sound of two knives piercing into the flesh...
The person who rushed in was Anluo, and he was the only one who had the strength to open the door.
"Brother Mingtian, what's going on? What knocking sound did I just hear? Nothing happened, did it?! ”
An Luo, who was in a hurry, was still carrying a knife, obviously already in a state of readiness.
This scene was unexpected, and Ming Tian was dumbfounded.
Behind, the smashing door slowly moved open due to inertia.
The two assassins, a man and a woman, who were clamoring to kill Ming Tian just now, have turned into corpses.
Because the woman was licking the knife, she was hit by the door on the knife, and the knife got into her mouth on the spot, the back of her head pierced, and the two eyes were pierced because of the cerebellum, and after losing coordination, one was up and the other was down, and the old man with a dragging tongue obviously couldn't die anymore.
The man's luck was good, the knife was also hit by the door, and he stabbed himself in the heart on the spot, and he was not completely dead.
Wait, why is this routine so familiar?
Looking at this scene, Ming Tian thought of the idiot teacher in Xingye's movie who called the left green dragon and the right white tiger.
It's exactly the same way to die.
An Luo looked back and was stunned when he saw these two corpses: "Brother Mingtian? What the situation. This... This is your friend? I...... I killed your friend? ”
"No, how could I have such an ugly friend?" Sighing, Ming Tian didn't bother to explain, walked to the dung basin, picked up the dung basin, and brought it to the male assassin who still had a breath.
"The two of them are assassins."
The male assassin in front of him was not dead yet, and when he saw Ming Tian bring the dung basin, he was suddenly shocked, but he didn't have the strength to resist, so he could only call weakly and pitifully.
"Anluo, help me pry his mouth open."
"Huh? Okay, Brother Mingtian, by the way, what are you doing with the dung basin? ”
"Oh? Huh? I'll teach you a truth today, Anluo, you have to listen well. ”
"What's the truth?"
Anluo's strength was so great, as soon as he pulled his two fingers, the male assassin was pried open before he could even resist.
Looking at the male assassin with a desperate face, Ming Tian showed an incomparably pure smile.
"If you come out to mix, you have to be trustworthy, and if you say that you will pour a pot of on others, you must pour a pot of. I'll bring me the basin in your room, and even though the woman over there is dead, I'll keep my promise. ”
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