Chapter 409 General Turnip
"Hahaha, chopping wood in the mountains? It turned out that Liu Bei's general Wei Yan was a woodcutter who went up the mountain to chop wood with an ax all day long. The leading guard laughed contemptuously at the men's clumsy performance, and then seemed to notice something, "Wait, how is the edge of your golden seal twisting?" Could it be that you are so powerful that you hold the gold seal so tightly that it is all pinched and deformed? ”
Then he shrugged his nose: "Why does it smell like a radish?" Your gold seal wasn't carved with turnips, was it? It's all dry now, shrunken and deformed, right? ”
Hearing this, "Wei Yan" hurriedly looked at the "Golden Seal" in his hand, hurriedly put it back in his arms, and glanced at "Zhang Wei" with a weak heart.
"Stupid!" The young man who called himself "Zhang Wei" glared at him angrily, it seems that the "Wei Yan" here has to listen to "Zhang Wei".
Fake Zhang Wei immediately pouted and said: "You guys pretending to be the general of Zhengnan, have you seen the big seal of the general of Zhengnan?" ”
However, the words of the Wei army guards had already worked, and some of the villagers surrounding them looked at "Wei Yan" and "Zhang Wei" suspiciously.
"Haha, it turns out that Wei Yan, the general of Liu Bei's expedition to the north, is a subordinate who collects firewood, and Zhang Wei, the general of Pingbei, is a street liar with rhetoric." The leading guard laughed twice, and then his face sank, "I'm going to have a good look today!" ”
Zhang Wei exclaimed: "Be careful! Several of the guards around him had already rushed out.
"Whoosh" twice, two sharp arrows rushed straight to "Zhang Wei" and "Wei Yan", fortunately one was slapped to the ground with a short knife, and the other was blocked by someone with the burden in his hand, the arrow penetrated, but the arrow feather was buried in the baggage.
"Zhang Wei" and "Wei Yan" were suddenly covered in cold sweat, at such a close distance, if no one blocked in front, they were both afraid that they would be shot through.
The leading guards believed that it was this fake "Zhang Wei" and "Wei Yan" who were taking the lead in making trouble, and they were going to let the nearby killers kill them, so that the rioting villagers fell into chaos, and took the opportunity to disperse, but they didn't expect such a raid to be blocked, and they were immediately taken aback, and asked, "What person?" ”
Zhang Wei stood up from the crowd, and dozens of his subordinates dressed as villagers also stood up one after another, standing in a certain formation.
Zhang Wei smiled lightly at the guy who called himself "Zhang Wei" and said, "Most of the guys in our hands now are short, can you lend us your long weapons?" ”
The young man had just escaped the catastrophe, and knew that someone had saved his life, so he hurriedly said, "Of course you can, of course you can." Then he hurriedly sent the long sword in his hand to Zhang Wei.
"Wei Yan" on the side also hurriedly handed over the axe in his hand, and beckoned the other people around him with long weapons to hurry up.
Zhang Wei took the long sword, saw that his subordinates had already lined up, and said to the Wei army guards with a smile: "Who are we?" We are all the guards of Zhang Wei, the general of Pingbei of the Han Dynasty. ”
But no, didn't people just protect themselves? When the young man pretending to be Zhang Wei saw that he suddenly had so many helpers who looked very powerful, he suddenly became excited again and shouted, "Yes! Since you claim to be the guards of General Zhengnan, then you will have a battle with my guards of General Pingbei! ”
"Wei Yan" hurriedly echoed in a loud voice: "Kill them, kill them!" ”
The Wei army led the guards to look at these newly emerged enemies, judging from their actions to block the cold arrows just now, and the current standing formation, they were definitely not comparable to the rabble that rushed up just now, but the experienced and well-trained professional sergeants.
Moreover, there are people who are constantly stepping up and joining their formation.
Coupled with the original hundreds of mobs, it seemed that it was impossible to repel and rush out, so he was very unwilling at the moment, and asked again: "Who are you who dare to rob General Zhengnan's vehicle on this official road?" ”
Zhang Wei stretched out his hand and took it out of his arms: "I also have a gold seal here, I don't know if it's carved from a radish." After speaking, he handed the golden seal to the guards around him and asked him to take it for the leading guards of the Wei army to see.
Although he only stopped in front of him for a while, the leading guard recognized from the exquisite and standard appearance that this must be from the official family, and the words "General Seal of Hanping North" on it had already been clearly seen, and he immediately blurted out: "It turns out that you are really ......"
"Exactly." Zhang Wei took the golden seal back, put it in his arms again, and replied lightly, but he was thinking in his heart, His Majesty the Han Emperor gave me such a big seal, isn't it just to scare you.
"Who is he?" "You're done!" The villagers gathered around were convinced that a big man had come to help, and they all wanted to know the details, but the Wei army guards just didn't say it.
The fake "Zhang Wei" and "Wei Yan" stretched their necks even more, wanting to get closer to see what other people's big seals were like.
Zhang Wei also had something to ask: "Who is carrying in the carriage?" Why is the fight so fierce outside, and I don't see him exposed? ”
The leading guards of the Wei army did not answer, and whispered a few words to a few people around them, and then asked rhetorically: "Didn't you say that you are still in Suiyang now?" How could it be that Chaoge came so quickly, and with a mob instead of an army? We can't believe it. ”
"I know what you're thinking." Zhang Wei was very simply, "Do you think this is an official road, maybe there will be a large army of officers and soldiers passing by later?" Then you can fight back? I'll only count three times, and if you don't answer, we'll start attacking. ”
"You shouldn't be afraid of death, maybe you can fight with us, and fight a few to the death, but I also conclude that you definitely don't want the people in the carriage to be hurt at all!" Zhang Wei raised his hand as he said and stretched out a finger, "One." ”
All the Ji Han sergeants tightened their grip on the weapons in their hands, and in addition to swords, guns, sticks, and clubs, more than a dozen crossbows were also aimed at the Wei army.
The surrounding villagers also hurriedly pulled out the frame and raised the weapons and farm tools in their hands.
"Zhang Wei" and "Wei Yan" looked at their empty hands, froze for a moment, and then rolled their cuffs vigorously.
The Wei army also hurriedly waited for the battle, as Xiahou Shang's close guards, how could they be easily threatened and surrender?
"Two." Zhang Wei stretched out two fingers, and then said, "Hand crossbow aim at the carriage!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the leading guards finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted loudly: "You Shu Guotang Pingbei General, you can't bully a poor woman like this!" ”
Wow! It turns out that this big man is the real Ji Hanpingbei general Zhang Wei? The rioting villagers burst into cheers.
The fake "Zhang Wei" and "Wei Yan" also shouted a few hellos, and then became embarrassed.
It turns out that all they are trying to protect is a woman? What's going on? Zhang Wei frowned, and then asked his guards to go up and ask closely.