The iron armor is five or six miles cold, and the good news is one hundred and ten levels. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Hu Yan's yellow sand is accompanied by iron hooves, can people look forward to rejoicing around their knees?

The cloak puffed up, the horse's hooves slowed down, the remnant sun printed blood, and the blood spattered in five steps to support the angry eyes.

The grass and trees follow the wind, the battle is endless, the yellow sand dances, and relatives and friends wait for the deceased.

Under the remnant sun, it was Zheng Zhi who immediately stopped with a horizontal sword, the bow and crossbow spear were still there, and there was a smile on his face.

"Da Lang, why are you smiling at your brother?" Luda looked at Zheng Zhi in front of him, and asked with a smile unconsciously on his face.

"I don't know what my brother is laughing at, but what are you laughing at?" Shi Jin looked at Zheng Zhi, then at Luda, and also asked.

Ruda put away the smile on his face and said, "Did the Sprinkler smile?" ”

Shi Jin pointed to Luda's face and said, "You smiled!" ”

"The Sprinkle family didn't laugh!" Ruda probably realized that he was laughing too, but he couldn't tell what he was laughing at.

"I saw you smiling." Shi Jin obviously saw the smile at that moment.

"Laugh very much, hurry up and set up camp, call to slaughter some sheep, and sprinkle the family to eat a big leg of mutton." Ruda dismounted from his horse and slowly led his horse to the back.

"It's weird!" Shi Jin was stunned for a moment, muttered, shook his head and led the horse to the army column to arrange Brother Luda's leg of mutton.

In the big tent, on the way back for several days, the child commander commanded that tonight be a good wine and a good feast.

The soldiers and generals all had a few taels of spirits.

In the big tent, there was laughter and laughter, except for Liu Fa, who was on duty tonight, everyone went back and forth, drinking more than once.

The bonfire outside the tent was gradually extinguished. Everyone was drunk.

Urged by the wine, Tong Guan has long lost the prestige of Tong Jing, and he is taboo to tell jokes and gossip with everyone.

"That day, in the palace of my inner servant, the official family was in great interest, and he wanted to write a poem, but he looked left and right, and there was no feeling around, and a few maids passed by on the side, how are you? Ha ha.... Tong Guan gave the wine glass in his hand and laughed.

The generals were drunk and asked, "How?" ”

Tong Guan looked around, drunken eyes and smiled: "The official family can read for a moment, pick up the pen and write, sprinkle fifty-six words, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, after writing, the official laughs a few times, and drinks three cups in a row." I was curious, so I took a closer look. ”

Tong Guan is a storyteller, and every time he reaches a node, he has to stop for a while. Where have everyone heard about how many palace gossip, they put down their wine glasses and listened to it.

Tong Guan saw that everyone listened to him carefully, and said with a smile: "When the official family saw me to see it, he scolded with a smile, where can you understand this." ”

It's reached the climax of the story, and everyone is even more attentive to listen, just waiting for Tong Xianggong to solve the puzzle.

I took a closer look, but it was an obscene poem, so I replied to the official's house, and the little twenty squares were purified and understood. Ha ha.... The official laughed and summoned the maids just now, and rewarded two. Ha ha.... Tong Guan smiled and leaned back.

The generals were full of wine, and when they heard such interesting stories in the palace, or Tong Guan's own personal experience, they all laughed more than once.

The old man even smiled and pointed at Tong Guan with his finger and said: "Tong Xiang is also a wonderful person!" ”

Zheng Zhi couldn't stop laughing with the atmosphere, and he admired this Tong Guan Tong Gonggong even more in his heart, and he actually laughed at the fact that he was a eunuch, but he was frank.

Tong Guan slowly stopped laughing and said, "Zheng Zhi, can you talk about something interesting and laugh with everyone?" ”

Tong Guan named Zheng Zhi to tell a joke, Zheng Zhi couldn't smile bitterly, the entertainment life of the ancients was really lacking, there was only the fun of drinking and telling meat jokes, the atmosphere was just right at this time, where could it be postponed.

"Xianggong, the last general will tell you an interesting story that none of you have heard of." Zheng Zhi is really not good at meat jokes, but no matter how he says it, he is also a human being in two lives, so naturally there are always a few who remember.

"Say it." Tong Guan waved his arm, his face flushed, and urged Zheng Zhikuai to speak.

"It is said that there is a rich family of scholars for the first time into the green building, coincided with a young prostitute out of the pavilion, the scholar is very like, spend a huge amount of money to get, the two of them in the cave room candles, the girl is shy, so he put a pillow on the bed to separate the scholar, said, if you turn over this pillow tonight, it is a beast. Xianggong, what are you doing? Zheng Zhi's exit, which is this kind of joke on the bad street in later generations, can also be shown at this time.

Everyone laughed again, such a good thing, it doesn't matter what kind of beast is not a beast, the money is out, and it will naturally take three hundred rounds of war to stop.

"How? What else, what's on the pillow. Tong Guan replied, with a light smile on his face, Tong Guan, who was already crippled, the more he couldn't get this thing, the more he liked these jokes.

"When the scholar heard this, his whole body tensed, his mind was full of the teachings of the saints, and he muttered the teachings of etiquette in his mouth, and fell into a deep sleep." Zheng Zhi also paused when he said this.

"Haha... Zheng Zhi is funny, and there are such scholars, they are pedantic, they must be stupid to read. Tong Guan laughed again, laughed a few times, and drank half a glass of good wine.

The crowd laughed too. But Zheng Zhi wondered in his heart, this story, the laughter is not here.

Zheng Zhi hurriedly raised his voice to drown out everyone's laughter and said: "The story is not over, there are more... ”

"Haha... It's interesting, what else? The scholar regretted going to the bustard to return the money the next day? Tong Guan couldn't stop smiling, and asked again.

Zheng Zhi saw that everyone leaned forward and closed, stopped for a moment, and waited for everyone to come back to their senses, and then said: "Early in the morning of the second day, the scholar rooster crowed, dressed neatly, and greeted this girl. Xianggong, do you know what the girl replied? ”

"No matter what the girl replied, it is this scholar who is really the number one saint in the world, haha, the great sage... Tong Guan said about the Great Sage in his mouth, but his expression was full of disdain. There are those who can do it, but they dare not. There are those who dare to do it, but they can't.

"That girl said disdainfully, the son is really not a beast, but a beast is not as good as you!" After Zheng Zhi finished speaking, he looked at everyone nervously, and said in his heart, everyone, the laughter is here.

After speaking, I saw that everyone did not react at all, but it made Zheng Zhi anxious.

Look at the people again, you look at me, I look at you.

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter.

"Haha... A good beast is not as good, a good beast is not as good. Tong Guan clutched his stomach and laughed wildly, then stood up and continued to laugh.

"Good! General Zheng, this is good! ”

"General Zheng relied on this interesting story to spread his name all over the world."

Zheng Zhi waved the man on his face and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, they all understood, these ancients were really difficult.

Tong Guan, who stood up, said again: "The beast is not as good as it was, after returning to Beijing, such an interesting story should be talked to the official, maybe two maids will be rewarded, haha... ”

But Zheng Zhi is a little embarrassed, if this story is really known to the world。。。。。

Will there be a new nickname, the beast is not as good as Zheng Zhi!