Chapter 66: The Perfect Work of the Great Stone
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Qingshan, Changshan, Gouzi, Xiaoya and Lao Jiu, these five people also have no intention of keeping their hands, and they all want to take advantage of this rare opportunity to repair a big stone. The five people rushed up, but when they saw the shadow of the stick flying in the field, the big stone dodged left and right like a civet cat, and rushed forward and backward like a tiger, and in the blink of an eye, they broke through the defensive circle of the five people, and gave each of them a hard beat.
These five people are not good at stubble, and they naturally want to retaliate back after suffering losses, so they rushed up again, attacked back and forth, and vowed to give the big stone a little hardship, but before the encirclement was formed, they were broken through by the big stone, and they were put to the ground in the blink of an eye, so that the clansmen who rushed to hear the news sighed in disappointment.
I thought there was a good show to watch, but who knew that after such a short while, the battle would be over, so it would be strange if I wasn't disappointed.
Thanks to this, this is just an ordinary contest, even if Da Shi is drunk and unconscious, he does not dare to kill the clansmen, but even so, Qingshan Changshan They also nursed their injuries at home for several days afterwards before they could come out to see people.
Watching this battle, Tang Ge couldn't help but think of the tower-like barbarian of the Heyang tribe. At that time, the speed of the big stone and the barbarian was very fast, Tang Ge couldn't see their movements clearly, and he couldn't understand the danger, but now, seeing that Qingshan and them were defeated in just a few rounds under the big stone, and that barbarian could fight with the big stone in the case of fighting for his life, how powerful should he be?
"There are many capable people in primitive society, so it's impossible to sit in a well and watch the sky!"
This is Tang Ge's emotion after watching the big stones beat them in Qingshan, after this emotion was heard by the big stones, he was very pleased, so he grasped Tang Ge's training more tightly, and Tang Ge had to live a harder life.
On this day, Tang Ge tried his best to make a lot of effort, even if he joined forces with Adam, he couldn't even do anything about the big stone, so when he went back, he couldn't help but feel angry and frustrated. He knew that the big stone was good, but he couldn't even touch half of the corner of his clothes, so it was strange not to be defeated.
After going back, when Tang Ge put a big bowl of dried meat soup in front of Da Shi, Da Shi looked at Tang Ge suspiciously, then tried it for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth, poured the dried meat soup back into the pot, and refilled the bowl himself. When he first started training Tang Ge, Tang Ge, who was embarrassed and angry, grabbed an extra handful of salt into his bowl, and the bowl of rice that could kill people is still fresh in his memory to this day, and his tongue is numb when he thinks about it.
"Watch your eyes!" Tang Ge scolded fiercely, and seeing that Da Shi didn't care about his own meaning, he picked up the bowl and pulled it into his mouth, and said vaguely while eating: "Do you think that salt doesn't cost money, and I'll give you a handful every time?" ”
That's right, this time he only caught half of it, but the big stone was not fooled, which made his frustration even stronger. So, in the afternoon training, Tang Ge became more and more desperate, but unfortunately Adam was unwilling to play with him, and Adam felt that the battle of the fangs that could not show his claws was not interesting at all, so only Tang Ge was left to face the big stone by himself, and the result was ...... Beating children in the winter is completely sent to the door to relieve the boredom of the big stone.
As the weather gets colder and colder, the tribesmen are getting more and more lazy to go out, at first, there are still people who can't bear the loneliness, go out to put some covers, tinker with some traps, get some fresh prey to fight tooth sacrifices, but as the temperature gradually drops, there are fewer and fewer people who are willing to go out, except for those half-grown wild children, who like to drill into the woods and play crazy in the barren grass, and the adults are almost all in the house cats, and the door is lazy.
After staying at home for a long time, I was bored, so my temper slowly came up, arguing with my daughter-in-law all day long, beating my children, and the whole Banpo dolphin was noisy and did not stop. Tang Ge thinks this atmosphere is very good, because he thinks it is so humane, but those adults themselves are also annoying, and they finally have a winter at home, who doesn't want to be comfortable and comfortable, who can stand being angry every day, so, after complaining one by one, he summed up his opinions and found that the reason why he was uncomfortable in the winter was that the bear children at home were too noisy, you don't see, those who don't have children work hard to make babies at home every day, and live a harmonious and beautiful life, but they are in their own home, and there are constant contradictions all day long, what can be the reason for not being a bear child?
Since Honggu got married, Tang Ge has managed a doll hole, and later he felt that after the course was taught, he promoted a few top students to teach by himself, and the teaching was nothing more than some simple arithmetic, pinyin, physics knowledge, etc. As for algebra and equations, it is useless to learn eggs, and Tang Ge may not be able to teach them well. Therefore, he passed on some simple knowledge to these little teachers, and then these little teachers passed on to those bear children. Later, everything that can be learned has been learned, and those who are unwilling to learn can't be taught, under the constant complaints of the little teachers, Tang Ge had to stop the course of the doll hole, so the bear children in the tribe were completely herded, and all kinds of lawless tosses were made all day long.
If you don't herd the sheep, you can't help it, Honggu is gone, who will take care of such a big group of children? Let Tang Ge? The god-given young witch is used to control the children? Use a steam engine to crack nuts. Besides, the construction of the city has now become a dream of all parties, and Tang Ge is inseparable from all sides, so it is impossible for him to put down the project and take care of the children. Let those little teachers take care of it? Again, no eggs. They themselves are children, and when they teach, they can rely on Tang Ge's prestige to suppress those bear children a little, but if they just restrain the children together and just play all day long, I am afraid that they themselves are even crazier than those bear children. Let the slaves take care of it? Who is assured? As for letting the clansmen take care of it? Who has that patience except Honggu? As a result, a group of parents who had a headache with their children being too wild and had no way to solve it reflected the problem to Tang Ge.
Taking care of children is hard work, no one in the tribesmen wants to take over, and Tang Ge has no choice but to react to the fat witch.
Fat Witch is still busy sorting out her knots with Hongguo, Hongguo is now used to this kind of work, and seems to be very interested in Fat Witch's notes, if nothing else, it is estimated that she will be the next wizard of Banpo Dolphin. As for Tang Ge? The fat witch now understands that it is hopeless to expect him to inherit his witchcraft.
The Fat Witch was so busy that he hadn't even been out of the door for a long time. After Tang Ge expressed his intentions, the fat witch waved his claws, and said impatiently, "If you have the ability, you have to have the ability to raise", and then continued to work on her inheritance.
Now that Fat Wu has expressed his opinion, Tang Ge can only relay it. Anyway, the bear children are from someone else's family, and this thing doesn't hurt or itch for him, so why don't you love it.
Another day, Tang Ge was taught a hard lesson by the big stone, and under the feeling of depression, he suddenly had an idea and came up with an idea to have the best of both worlds. He felt that the big stone sect was also teaching himself, and teaching all the bear children was also teaching, and for the sake of the next generation of the tribe, it was still necessary to let the big stone be the head of the martial arts of all the bear children.
After Tang Ge conveyed his idea, the threshold of their house was broken. Those parents came to the door one by one, begging the big stone to teach their children by the way. Some of these parents are flattering, some are humble, some are strong, some are affectionate, some are reasonable, and some are acting like elders, as if Dashi is a great rebel if he does not teach his children. Seeing these people, Tang Ge remembered the hard life of serving his children to school in his previous life.
In his previous life, Tang Ge worked hard for the education of his children. Especially in the face of teachers, it is a drill camp that hollows out their minds. Teacher-run cram school? You must participate, otherwise you will definitely not be able to keep up with your homework. Teacher-run daycare? It has to be! It doesn't matter how much money you have, you save the effort of tutoring your child to do homework, and you have to save a lot of effort! The learning pen sold by the teacher is more than 100 yuan? Buy! Regardless of whether it is useful or not, and at what price it sells outside, you must buy it from here, otherwise what if you wear small shoes for your child? Even when you go out to travel, you have to remember to mail a postcard to the teacher, if you don't show ingenuity, how can the teacher think of you?
In short, all kinds of parents are simply a living ukiyo-e, like parents who have faced students and teachers in their previous lives.
Tang Ge's idea succeeded. The big stone couldn't pull it down, and promised some people, so that they couldn't offend other clansmen, and in line with the attitude that a sheep is also a chase, and a group of sheep is also a chase, he completely took over the important task of teaching the tribal bear children martial arts.
The bear children were also very excited, you know, these bear children almost grew up listening to the legend of the big stone. Nine out of ten bear children have to worship the big rock. Hearing that Da Shi personally taught them martial arts, they were so excited that they could hardly find the north.
When the bear children lined up in a neat line and looked at the big stone with admiration, the big stone floated in an instant, and the whole person was like being in the clouds, which was unprecedented and cool. The big stone is already respected in the tribe, but it has never been worshiped by a group of bear children undisguised, neat, and naked. At this time, a sense of mission spontaneously arose in his heart, which made him feel that teaching the next generation of the tribe to become good men with excellent martial arts was the meaning of his survival, as for Tang Ge? He had already left him behind, and he forgot about it cleanly.
Tang Ge hid to the side and snickered, and secretly said Master, I raised my hand to destroy the human race, hunting thousands of living beings in minutes, it can be said that I am strategizing, and I will win the great wisdom thousands of miles away.