Chapter 900: I'm Castrating You!
Zhang Yi smiled: "Okay, Andrew, since I have spoken, I will have some confidence to convince them, but your empire must also be prepared to be slaughtered 'fat' sheep, those people are 'treacherous' like ghosts, even if I am easy to speak, can I pass their level and talk about it?" ”
Andrew's chest was 'stiff', patted it hard, and said proudly: "General Jianzhi, you also know the urgency of His Majesty William II to get the plane, as long as you don't want his throne, I think, the rest is easy to say, even if you want his sisters, I think he will give it to you without hesitation!" ”
Zhang Yi scolded with a smile: "Get out, I'm not interested in those German girls, what do I want them to do?" Even if I wanted to, I would pick something that would hurt His Majesty Wilhelm II's flesh! ”
Andrew and Zhang Yi chatted a few more words, drifted away, for this guy, Zhang Yi is really a bit of a headache, the average German is known for his 'sex' rigorous personality and not smiling, this Andrew came to China before, he is also such a person, who knows that in the past few years in China, the Chinese culture and linguistics have gone to seven, seven, eight, eight, eight Sexuality has changed greatly, and his favorite thing to do now is to pester Li Hongzhang every day to tell him Chinese allusions, and sometimes, Li Hongzhang became impatient and used crutches to 'pump' him two crutches, but he didn't take it to heart, and he was completely sinicized. [Ran^Text^Library] []. [774] [buy]. [com], latest chapter access:. [I love to read]
For a character who has let go of his dignity and looks like a two-skinned face all day long, whoever meets it will have a headache!
Zhang Yi shook his head helplessly, sitting alone in the living room drinking tea, at this time, Shi Yun came over and said: "Jianzhi, how about it, don't be angry, this old guy, his skin is too thick, when you left, he actually asked me when I invited him to eat at home, and he never forgot the Chinese food I cooked, could it be that I just gave him a big nose to cook, how can it be that this is true!" ”
Zhang Yi smiled: "Forget it, this guy, now he is too thick-skinned, I can't do anything about him, just make do with it, but this guy is really good to us, he is not wary at all, and he is Huai Jin's teacher, so we can't talk about him." ”
Shi Yun snorted, and said coquettishly: "Jianzhi, we've been married for several months, you said okay, you want to take me out to play, but I haven't seen you act until now, I'm about to be suffocated......"
Zhang Yi smiled, scratched Shi Yun's nose, and said: "Okay, tell you, it's almost time for us to go out and play, this time is too busy, when it's over, hehe, I'll take you to Europe and the United States for your honeymoon!" ”
Shi Yun's face turned dark, and he said disdainfully: "Who is rare, and it is a fake public and 'private', do you want to visit Europe and the United States?" ”
Zhang Yi smiled: "What? You don't want to go? ”
Shi Yun nodded and said: "I don't want to go, what's so fun, in fact, the place I want to go to the most is my hometown in Guangxi, when my grandfather was alive, he often mentioned to me that Guangxi is picturesque, it is a paradise, it's so beautiful, every time I think of what my grandfather told me, I yearn to be able to see the landscape of Guilin as soon as possible, alas, I can send my grandfather back to his hometown......"
Zhang Yi shook Shi Yun's hand and said: "Don't worry, Yun'er, this day will not be too far away, within three years, we will definitely unify the whole country, when the time comes, the land of China, you can go wherever you want!" ”
Shi Yun sighed and said: "Three years, three more years, I really want to go back now, there is really nothing interesting in Europe, after the last time I visited, I no longer have an appetite!" ”
Zhang Yi smiled evilly: "I really don't want to, you are not afraid that I will go to Europe, linger in the 'flower' bush, when the time comes, bring you two Western girls back, you also heard Andrew's words just now, he wants to give me several sisters of Wilhelm II, all of them......"
As soon as Zhang Yi's words came to this, there was a pain in his ribs, and he saw Shi Yunxing's eyes wide, twisting the 'meat' skin under Zhang Yi's ribs, and began to ravage fiercely, shouting: "You say, you say it again!" You ungrateful Chen Shimei, if you dare to bring one back, the old lady will castrate you! ”
Emasculated!
Zhang Yi's cold sweat broke out, and he hurriedly asked for mercy.
Shi Yun shouted: "Honestly, hurry up and let me conceive a child, otherwise, my mother won't let you go to Europe, I want to see William's stupid sisters, dream of it!" ”
When Shi Yun was shouting with his teeth and claws, Xu Huaijin's hearty laughter sounded outside the 'door': "Oh, sister-in-law, are you here to let the instructor put a pillow again?" Still Chen Shimei? You still want the instructor to be a eunuch? This is too hot, haha......"
Shi Yun was ashamed when he heard this, his face was so red that he could drip water, and Shi Yun, who was embarrassed and angry, pounced on Xu Huaijin and shouted: "Xu Huaijin, you 'bastard', you can do this kind of dirty thing, they all follow a tiger and a few of them have learned badly, and the old lady has fought with you......"
Xu Huaijin hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, sister-in-law, you can spare me this time, don't dare next time!" ”
Shi Yun said indignantly: "Spare you, I won't 'smoke' you today, I will personally go to the 'door' another day, go to see Yingxue's sister-in-law, and I must sue you well!" ”
Xu Huaijin hurriedly said righteously: "Sister-in-law, we think what you said is right, we must hurry up and give birth to a son for the instructor, this matter is the most important, it is necessary, I fully support you!" If I don't give birth to a son, I'll take the Central Garrison Corps to put the instructor under house arrest, and I don't want to go anywhere, hehe, how about it? ”
Shi Yun snorted lightly and said shyly: "The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, don't be poor with you, you can talk, I'm out!" ”
Shi Yun said this and walked towards the 'door'.
Xu Huaijin 'rubbed' and 'rubbed' his smiling face, came to Zhang Yi's face, and said with a smile: "How is it, instructor, aren't you very capable, why are you still sluggish now, alas, it seems that there is no one in the world who can tame my sister-in-law......"
Zhang Yi glared, and said angrily: "Huai Jin, when did you follow a few of them to learn to have two skins and faces, this is not a good habit, there is no serious person around Lao Tzu, rub, even Andrew's guy has become thicker than the city wall!" ”
Xu Huaijin said with a smile: "This is really not taught by a tiger, you taught it, don't you tell me every day not to be so rigid, learn to steal a little 'rape' and play slippery, it's not bad, look at Andrew, he has taken four or five famous paintings from Premier Tang!" Haha, Shaochuan is distressed......"
Zhang Yi also laughed when he heard this, and immediately, Zhang Yi said "colored": "Huaijin, I came here this time to discuss with you how to negotiate with the Germans about the plane!" ”