Chapter 326: Two Bald Heads (2 in 1)
After resting for a while, Chen Shouyi went to the hotel.
Chen's father and Chen's mother were pleasantly surprised when they saw Chen Shouyi returning, and then interrogated again.
Is there any danger, is there any injury?
How's the food, how is the accommodation?
"I follow the army every day, pulling arrows, playing soy sauce, there is no danger at all, there is also quite enthusiasm over there, food and accommodation are according to the best, and there are also orderly soldiers to take care of me!" Chen Shouyi said with a smile, every time he went out, it was the time when his parents were most worried.
If I really want to brag about something, every day I raise my sword and drop my hand, kill the barbarians with rivers of blood, and even kill the possession of the god of hunting, that is completely self-inflicted.
"That's good, that's good! Don't be strong in everything, don't be hot-headed and be a hero!" said Chen's mother's eyes reddened.
"You haven't been back for half a month, and your mother hasn't slept for several nights, nagging you every day. Father Chen also said on the side.
"It's as if you didn't talk about it, who went to ask Officer Bai in a hurry. ”
"Dad, Mom, don't worry, I'm clever! No one else rushes at me, when I encounter danger, I will be the first to run, and no one will run faster than me!" Chen Shouyi hurriedly patted his chest and promised:
"Besides, I'm a martial artist, as long as I don't encounter a barbarian god, what danger can there be, it's good to put ten thousand hearts. "Chen Shouyi is clear,
"What martial artist!?" Father Chen said strangely, "Aren't you a great martial artist?"
"Uh!" Chen Shouyi realized that he had inadvertently slipped his mouth.
Forget it, I just don't hide it.
Chen Shouyi smiled dryly: "This became a martial artist, and I forgot to tell you about it for a while. ”
"You are really big, you can forget such a big thing!" Chen Mu complained softly, and said in disbelief: "Then aren't you the same as that colonel." ”
"Colonel Xiao!" Father Chen hurriedly reminded.
"Yes, it's the same as Colonel Xiao!" Chen Shouyi said with a smile.
Regarding Xiao Changming, it is not easy to characterize above, and the news of his death just announced is easy to hit the morale of the people, and it has been hidden in the newspapers, and the two elders have no idea that Xiao Changming, the combat hero who had been repeatedly publicized, had died early.
"Almost!" Chen Shouyi said.
"As for the documents, take them out and show them to me!" Chen Mu urged.
Chen Shouyi had no choice but to take out his wallet and pull out the documents from it.
The certificate is directly stamped with the seal of the provincial government.
A few large gilded characters.
It looks quite conspicuous.
"A master-level martial artist, it's really a martial artist, this can't be fake, right?" Chen Mu muttered.
Thanks to the propaganda of Xiao Changming in the newspaper last time, she no longer knows the concept of martial arts, and she knows that this is the highest level of martial arts.
It's just his own son, how can he be a martial artist?
Shouldn't a martial artist be the kind of person who is majestic and intimidating at first glance?
And his own son doesn't look like it at first glance.
There is no such thing as a martial artist.
Don't talk about martial artists, even if her son's status as a great martial artist in the past, she sometimes suspects that there is a lot of water, how long has he been a martial artist, it will only be a year, if it is so simple, he will become a martial artist, and the entire Hedong will be everywhere.
Chen Shouyi was speechless in his mother's suspicions, and hurriedly said: "Of course it's true, it's no good for me to fake this thing, I'll do it!"
"Really?" Chen's mother was still a little unconvinced.
"Really!" Chen Shouyi confirmed.
"Okay, you've been watching it for a minute, I'll watch it!" Chen Dawei said urgently.
"To you, to you, what's the hurry?"
After Chen's father took it, he read it several times, and then found that it was wrong: "Hey, why does the date say it's May!"
Mother Chen immediately looked at Chen Shouyi.
Don't look at Chen Shouyi as a martial artist, killing countless barbarians, but in the face of his mother, he was still a little worried, he sneered: "Didn't I forget to tell you!"
"Do something out of tune!" Chen's mother said lightly, but with a smile on her face.
Chen Shouyi had no choice but to scratch his scalp in embarrassment.
The two elders looked at it for a while before Chen Shouyi was able to take back the certificate, and then remembered something and reminded: "By the way, don't tell your sister that I am already a martial artist?"
"This is not a good thing, why can't you say it!" Chen Dawei said strangely.
Mother Chen reacted and said: "Yes, don't say it, Xingyue is not a martial artist now, and her personality must be strong, so she will definitely feel uncomfortable when the time comes." ”
"Again, let's not talk about it. Chen Dawei thinks about it.
Chen Shouyi originally wanted to explain, but seeing that the two elders had already made up for their own brains, he was happy to save some saliva.
......
At this time, it was almost evening, and the two old men closed the door early, asking Chen Shouyi to go back first, and after a while, the two pushed out a tricycle and prepared to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
"Boss Chen, I'm not doing business today!" said the owner of the barbecue restaurant next door with a smile when he saw this scene.
"My son has come back from out of town!" Chen Dawei said happily.
"Then you really should go back. The owner of the barbecue restaurant said politely.
After this period of observation, he found that the couple's background is simply unfathomable, don't look at a small fast food restaurant, they are busy like ordinary people every day, but in fact, there are people in the vicinity who are silently protected.
The most obvious is the sentry opposite his shop.
Of course, sentry posts are not unusual.
It's not peacetime now, the surrounding situation is tense, and there are soldiers standing guard here almost every one or two hundred meters. However, a normal guard usually has only two soldiers, but this one has five men.
At first, he didn't pay attention to this anomaly.
Until one time, there was a conflict between the other restaurant.
It's not a big conflict, it's just that he was too busy during the lunch rush hour and forgot to serve a customer's dish, and the other party had a hot temper and stood up and scolded.
It stands to reason that the police will not care about this kind of dispute, let alone the soldiers.
As a result, the couple's eldest sister was about to come over to apologize when the soldiers on the opposite side rushed into the store, two of them threw the customer to the ground, and the other three pointed guns at gunpoint.
The customer had never seen such a battle, his face was pale with fright, his body was weak, and after being dragged away by the soldiers, he was interrogated for a while before letting him go.
After that, he understood that the family could not afford to offend.
......
Not long after Chen Shouyi returned home, Chen Xingyue came back, and when she saw Chen Shouyi, she was pleasantly surprised: "Brother, are you back?"
"Well, I just came back in the afternoon. ”
"What kind of mission did you do, how did you go for so long this time?"
"What other tasks can you have, kill the barbarians!" Chen Shouyi stretched his waist and said with a rare relaxation.
"Barbarian...... Is it good to kill!" Chen Xingyue asked curiously.
"What do you say? If you are lucky enough to meet an ordinary barbarian, the strength of the warrior can barely solve it, if you are unlucky, you will encounter some strong people, and the warrior will not be able to survive at all. "Chen Shouyi's habitual indoctrination has become a danger to martial artists.
"How can there be such an exaggeration? In terms of the use of strength, barbarians are far worse than us humans, and a martial artist can deal with a barbarian with the physical qualities of a great martial artist!" Chen Xingyue said with some disbelief.
"Do you know how many warriors died in Hedong City this year?"
"How much?"
Chen Shouyi stretched out a finger: "As far as I can see or know, it adds up to fifty, in fact, it is likely to be several times this number, even the great martial artists have died several times, and many people I knew before are no longer visible." ”
"So many!" Chen Xingyue was shocked when she heard this. These news are not mentioned at all in class, and there is no channel to learn about them.
"Don't tell your parents about it, so as not to worry. ”
"Brother, I know!" Chen Xingyue was silent for a while, and said solemnly.
......
In the restaurant at night, the incandescent lamps emit a bright glow.
Chen's father and Chen's mother looked happy, and repeatedly persuaded Chen Shouyi to eat more.
And Chen Xingyue is a little confused.
Chen Shouyi, the initiator, was secretly satisfied in his heart.
It's good to get a little cruel education, and the province thinks that becoming a warrior is a glorious and romantic thing.
It is a path of blood and death. Others Chen Shouyi can't control it, but his sister, he can't watch her embark on this dangerous road again.
Peace and security is better than anything else.
During this period, Chen's mother reminded Chen Shouyi that his hair was a little long and he was going to cut it.
He said yes with all his mouth.
Had dinner.
Chen Shouyi returned to the bedroom.
After serving the shell girl to take a bath, Chen Shouyi also took a bath by the way.
As he wiped his body and looked in the mirror, he found that his hair was indeed a little long, and his ears were somewhat covered.
He touched his hair, feeling distressed, and as his physique continued to improve, his hair became stronger and stronger.
Three months ago, he went to the barbershop to get a haircut.
As a result, the barber was stunned to change the blade three times and cut it for two hours.
If it weren't for the money in place.
can torture the barber to madness.
Now that three months have passed, his physique has improved a lot, and if he goes to get a haircut again, I'm afraid it will be useless to spend more money.
"It seems that you still have to do it yourself, and you will have enough food and clothing!" Chen Shouyi said secretly in his heart.
He thought for a moment, took his sword, pointed it in front of the mirror, pinched a tuft of hair, and carefully cut it.
The sword is very sharp, and the hair has not been tempered by the horizontal training of the thirty-six styles, so it can be easily cut.
After a while, a large piece of hair on his forehead had been cut off.
He ruffled his hair and looked in the mirror.
His face darkened.
He clearly overestimated his level of haircuting, and his entire forehead was one cut longer and one shorter.
"There should still be salvation!" Chen Shouyi said secretly in his heart.
He immediately began to carefully repair it, but after ten minutes, he gave up completely.
He found that the more he repaired, the worse it became.
"Damn, just get a bald head. He looked at his forehead, which looked like he had been gnawed by a dog, and his heart was fierce.
He doesn't believe in shaving his head, he can't shave well.
It's much simpler to go bald.
He held the blade of the sword in his hand, and with a slight scrape, large swaths of hair began to fall out.
A few minutes later, a shiny bald head appeared in the mirror.
He touched the top of his smooth head, and a faint sadness filled his heart.
But it still looks so handsome!
Of course, he has always been indifferent to this.
......
He curled up his fallen hair with his will, threw it in the trash, and walked out of the bathroom.
The shell girl who was playing with the glass ball glanced at him, and was suddenly frightened, and threw the glass beads, and the wolf jumped out of bed and quickly got under the bed.
Chen Shouyi's reaction to the shell girl was so fierce that he couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it.
"Okay, don't hide, it's me. "Chen Shouyi didn't have a good airway.
After a long while, the shell girl carefully poked her head out from the bottom of the bed, looked at Chen Shouyi with a frightened and dodgy look, and recognized it for a while before she breathed a sigh of relief and came out:
"I was scared to death, I thought the bad giants were coming. She patted her chest and abdomen with palpitations, and complained:
"Good giant, why are you losing your hair!"
"I cut it off!" Chen Shouyi said.
The shell girl's eyes widened, she touched her long hair, and said incomprehensibly: "Why cut it off, isn't it good to keep your hair?"
She'd never cut her hair.
"If your hair is too long, it doesn't look good. Chen Shouyi inserted the sword into the scabbard, put it on the table, and said casually.
Hearing this, the shell girl couldn't help but worry for a while, and asked anxiously: "Good giant, come and see the little hair, is it too long and not good-looking." ”
Chen Shouyi glanced at her, her hair was almost waist-length: "It's a little long." ”
"Then you can cut it off for me!"
I really love to stinky and beautiful!
"Okay!" he smiled wickedly.
is not as good as everyone is happy, how can he only have a bald head.
......
Ten minutes later, the shell girl looked at the bald head in the mirror, she didn't know herself, the more she looked at it, the more ugly she felt, she looked at the gloating Chen Shouyi, and finally couldn't help it, "wow" and cried out.
"You're a liar...... Woowoo...... It's not good-looking at all, bad giant, you pay me for my hair. ”
Chen Shouyi smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, the hair will grow on its own in the future." ”
"Woooooooooo......oo Little Bit is not cute at all now. ”
"It's still very cute!" Chen Shouyi said with a smile: "No hair, how refreshing, don't you feel a lot more relaxed now?"
The shell girl had tears in her eyes, nodded subconsciously, and then shook her head again and again: "You lie again...... Woowoo...... You're always lying to the little ones. ”
Seeing the shell girl crying aggrievedly, Chen Shouyi couldn't help but want to laugh again, it was really funny that the shell girl had a bald head.
Like a little nun.
Petite and cute.
"Okay, it's my fault!" he stood up and took out a mirror from a drawer: "Don't cry, your hair will grow back after a while."
The shell girl took the mirror while crying and wiped her tears: "Woo woo...... I want one by one. ”
"Good, good!
Chen Shouyi suffered to himself, so he had to take out another mirror: "No more." ”
The shell girl immediately took it, snorted coldly, turned her back, and ignored Chen Shouyi anymore.
She opened her newfound mirror and looked at herself, looking at the striking bald head, and the tears in her eyes flowed silently again.
Bad giant, so bad!
ps: Thank you for the reward from the alliance leader of "Shenlin 8", I only found out today.