Eightieth Choice
It's also interesting to say, Di Feng was idle and bored that day, and the ugly child asked him to follow him to watch a good show, but the two saw a funny comedy next to the rockery in the back garden;
Shi and Di Xiaohua sat on the stone next to the rockery, the stone was like lice on its body and twisted, while Di Xiaohua sat up straight in a regular manner, and deliberately kept a certain distance from the stone.
Di Feng saw it and scolded secretly, "What are you twisting?" If you have an idea, you can't just sit down and end it! ”
The stone twisted for a while and didn't get close to Di Xiaohua, and after sitting for a while, Di Xiaohua couldn't help but ask, "Brother Dali, what is the matter with you looking for me?" ”
The stone snorted and said, "It's okay! ”
Di Feng almost fainted when he heard this, and said secretly in his heart: "I'll go!" It's okay? Do you dare to say it? ”。
"Oh!" Di Xiaohua sighed faintly, noncommittal to the stone's answer.
Perhaps sensing that he was wrong with his words, Stone added, "I just want to talk to you!" ”
Di Feng thought to himself, "This is still like a human saying"
"What are you talking about?" Di Xiaohua asked the stone.
The stone thought for a long time before saying, "I wrote a poem, do you want to listen to it?" ”
"Good! The master's poems are famous all over the world, Brother Dali, you can also write poems? Listen to it, "Di Xiaohua has always admired Di Feng's poetry, and when the stone said that he could write poetry, Di Xiaohua suddenly became interested.
Di Feng was in a cold sweat when he heard it, "I was plagiarized, and I am famous all over the world, isn't this a slap in the face?" But it's strange, when will the stone still write poetry? ”
In the expectation of Di Feng and Di Xiaohua, "Hmph~~" Shi cleared his throat. Chanted: "Spring sleep is not aware, ****** everywhere, and the sound of wind and rain comes at night." A virgin becomes a sister-in-law".
Di Feng almost twitched when he heard this, but fortunately, the ugly man screwed him next to him, and Di Feng couldn't help it, but he scolded in his heart, "This bastard, do you really dare to read it?" This is a spoof of the afterlife that I am idle and bored, and when was it shamelessly plagiarized by the stone. He still dared to shamelessly say that he wrote it!! It's just that this ramming goods, if you don't learn the words well, you dare to take it out without understanding the meaning. You deserve to not find a wife!! ”
Sure enough, Di Xiaohua's face changed greatly when she heard this, she glanced at the stone in disgust, and forcibly did not leave immediately, and said coldly: "Vulgar! ”
Although I don't know why Di Xiaohua suddenly got angry. But the stone still has vision. He guessed that there might be something wrong with his plagiarism of Di Feng's poems, so he quickly changed the subject, "That...... That one...... The moon is so round today! ”
Di Xiaohua bowed her head and was silent.
The ugly child who was eavesdropping on the side looked up at the sky with Di Feng, and Di Feng was a little crazy impulse, "What the hell are you talking nonsense?" The sun has just sunset, where is the moon? ”
Seeing that Di Xiaohua didn't speak, Shi scratched his head and asked cheekily, "Sister Xiaohua, are you long-lived?" ”
This time, even the ugly child couldn't help it. The little face was flushed, and he bit the sleeve of Di Feng's robe to prevent himself from laughing.
Di Xiaohua glanced at the stone. Sure that Shi Shi was not joking, she also knew that Shi Shi was illiterate and a reckless character, so she was not angry, and patiently explained: "Brother Dali can't ask people younger than you in the future, Gao Shou is to ask the age of the elderly."
"Oh! So you're low-lived? Stone asked again seriously.
“……”
Di Xiaohua was completely speechless, she didn't know what was wrong with the stone today, she spoke three or four times, but thinking about it carefully, the stone always looked for an opportunity to revolve around herself in the past few days, and then remembered the way the stone looked at her, Di Xiaohua suddenly understood, she blushed, and said in a low voice: "I'm seventeen, Brother Dali has something to say, you can say it directly, you don't have to go around the bend."
Shi nodded and plucked up his courage, and stammered, "I...... You see...... I'm three years older than you, and we're a good match, I'm a good match, and I'm a good guy if you want to kill a pig, collect grain, or ...... Or...... Forget it if you marry me".
"Haha............" Di Feng couldn't hold back anymore when he heard it, haha laughed, and Di Xiaohua, who was frightened, got up and ran.
The ugly child couldn't stand up straight with a smile.
Shi Shi looked at Di Xiaohua's fleeing back in a daze.
Di Feng laughed for a while, then slapped the stone on the head, and said: "You rammer, if you want to pick up girls, you have to study and read well, and I just listened to you talk nonsense for half a day."
The stone was woken up by Di Feng's slap, and then he muttered: "Master, do you say I have a play?" ”
"There's a fart! Hurry up and read a book, go to ......"
While Di Feng drove the stone away, he also secretly wondered if he should really think about the stone and Di Xiaohua.
So taking advantage of today's opportunity, Di Feng mentioned it, but he didn't expect Di Xiaohua to run away shyly.
But just thought of the matter of the stone, in a blink of an eye the stone came back, this kid with his dozens of officials into the palace noisily, the stone is even more invited to Di Feng's face, a finger behind the Maitreya rebels who were strung into a string like grasshoppers and said: "Master, the stone has not disgraced you this time, you see, these are just caught, a full three hundred and twenty-seven, thanks to the master's blessing, this time the brothers can be sent."
Di Feng glanced at the captives of the Maitreya Sect, nodded and asked, "Of the nearly 10,000 defeated soldiers, you have caught such a little?" After speaking, Di Fengyou felt that it was a bit inappropriate to ask such a question, after all, there were only a few dozen people in the stone, and it was already a miracle that they could catch more than 300 prisoners.
Unexpectedly, the stone replied with a smile: "There is less life, but the stone also brought back the heads of the two carriages, and now they are stained with lime and are being placed outside the yamen, sir." Why don't we go out and have a look? ”
When Di Feng heard that his hairs were about to stand up, he couldn't help but scold: "Are you disgusting, what's so beautiful about your head?" Didn't I give an account? If you want to live, you will have your head cut off, and even if you bring it back, I will not reward you."
"The lord doesn't know, almost all of these officials have relatives and friends killed in the city, and when they see the rebels, they don't want to kill people and take revenge, and the stone has the heart to control it, this head lord doesn't accept it, but the Qianzhou Mansion collects it, this is all merit, and the stone doesn't dare to cut off the brothers' financial route!"
"This stone is not stupid, and I know that I have enveloped my subordinates" Di Feng secretly nodded at the performance of the stone, but he threatened worriedly: "You kid have to listen to me clearly, if I find out that someone dares to kill innocents indiscriminately, pretending to be a meritorious person" Di Feng said and snorted coldly, "Hmph~~ Hugh blames the county for turning his face and being ruthless."
"Don't worry, the stone will never do anything to kill people and pretend to be, if my subordinates do such a thing, I don't need the master to make a move, I will kill him first, and then the current head is easy to take, there is no need to take it at all, you can go out and take a look, I just got a few, the big head was given by Tian Yangming, he is now blocked by the people watching the excitement, otherwise this kid has a fast leg and would have run in to invite credit."
As soon as Di Feng heard it, he was interested, and he also wanted to see what kind of big head Tian Yangming had to make Shi so envious, so he agreed: "Go out and have a look."
As soon as he came out of the Yamen, Di Feng almost thought that the rebellious army of the Maitreya Sect had invaded Xinning City, but he saw that the long street leading to the east gate of the county government was densely packed with people, and in the middle of the road, three people stood in a row with their hands tied to the prisoners of the Maitreya Sect, and on both sides of the road were onlookers who were watching the lively throwing of rotten vegetable leaves.
Di Feng roughly counted them, and there were as many as a thousand of these captives, waiting for the judgment of fate with their heads bowed and uneasy. (To be continued.) )