I stood on the playground and concentrated on thinking about a question, that is, why did the organization of the Twelve Needles of Miao Jiang make me the target of assassination, and if it was because I had a divine tree, then how did this organization know?

Could it be ...... Could it be that the tomb of the king of this land is under the ground of Thirty Mile Town? A bold guess popped into my head.

Yes, Thirty Mile Town is not big, but there is a long antique street, it stands to reason that it is a poor and remote place, why would a powerful ancient player like Mr. Zhou choose to stay in Thirty Mile Town, what does it mean?

I've often heard people say that someone picked up a bronze coin and a half in Kowloon Gang or something, is my guess right? In this regard, I am going to consult our senior tomb robber expert Bazihu.

"Charles!" Someone called out to me, interrupting my train of thought.

A classmate ran over and said, "The head teacher is looking for you and wants you to go to her office." ”

What's the matter with this verbose woman, she must have nothing good to do with me, she is 100% criticizing me, but the person is Your Majesty, Your Majesty summoned you, how can there be any reason not to hurry up and see me.

The homeroom teacher's office is on the south corner of the school building, and she is in the same office with our biology teacher and our art teacher, three female teachers. The biology teacher and the art teacher are both recent college graduates, and they are not much older than us.

The biology teacher is very quiet, but the art teacher is very stormy.

In fact, there are laboratories here, there is only one office, the office space is quite large, there are three desks, relatively speaking, this location is good, it is facing the outer edge of Thirty Mile Town, there are no tall buildings opposite, only low bungalows, with a wide field of vision, you can see Jiulonggang.

When I walked into the office, our biology teacher was reading a paleontology book, and the art teacher was drawing a nude drawing, and she called it art, and I said I couldn't appreciate this art, and the art teacher lowered her voice and said, "You know a yarn!" ”

Yes, I don't understand, a naked young woman, under all kinds of lights, with some strange patterns painted on her body, walking down the catwalk, photographers have pressed the shutter, this is art. A naked woman, walking through the noisy streets, is immoral.

I asked the art teacher, "Who are you drawing?" ”

"A woman who has dedicated her life to art."

I thought about it, and I couldn't remember any woman who had dedicated her life to art.

The head teacher knocked on the table and said, "Come here, you are in charge of the wide, you are in charge of what other people paint, go here, it's not an art class now, and whoever dedicates himself to art will not be your turn." ”

The art teacher sneered, and I said, "We'll talk later." ”

The art teacher rolled his eyes and said, "Who wants you to talk to you, no shame." ”

Sometimes I admire my flirting skills, and the courage is on the art teacher, but fortunately, we are in a relatively open-minded era, otherwise, our behavior will definitely be condemned by society. Besides, why am I not ashamed or ashamed, is it not reasonable to talk to the teacher?

I moved sideways to the homeroom teacher's desk, which was covered with a stack of books.

"You crab, you, you're still walking sideways, what do you mean, what do you mean to be horizontal with me? Isn't horizontal just a bar? "The class teacher's rich associative ability was stimulated by me in an instant.

This coke broke the art teacher, and she couldn't help laughing. The biology teacher couldn't help but laugh, "Charles, you're about to your homeroom teacher to death." ”

I hurriedly said, "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

"What else do you dare not do, if you dare again, I'm afraid you will dare to marry the students in our class who study well." The head teacher said angrily.

What the? Marry a top student home? NONONO, just the female students in our class, all of them are like Sister Feng, and I can't afford to marry this kind of person, Sister Feng still has to Obama not to marry, maybe these female students in our class still want to marry the Secretary-General of the United Nations, people can't look good, who can say for sure. If you don't believe it, ask it, female scholar, it's good for you to marry me. People will definitely give you a big slap and say: "Shameless, look at your virtue, look at the few points on your exam paper, you will be a toad and want to eat swan meat!" ”

I don't know what the head teacher said, I've never proposed to a female student in the class, it's really inexplicable.

"You say, did you confess to someone XXX, do you still want to face you? Yes? It doesn't matter if your own academic performance is not good, you still disturb other people's XXX studies, what do you want to do? The head teacher patted the table and said.

This time, I finally understood, the person the head teacher said was the bottom of the bottle, or that thing, that is, I gave her a pack of Brazilian coffee, and there was a jade pendant from the Han Dynasty in it.

"No, I didn't propose to her, oh no, I didn't confess to her!" I explained it to myself.

The head teacher said excitedly: "Not yet, people XXX have been crying for several days, if I hadn't paid attention to observe me, I really didn't know about it, after I asked three times, she told me, you tell me, you tell me, why are you like this, Charles, I put up with you again and again, how can you do such a thing!" You still have to propose to others, you pee on yourself, where are you worthy of others. ”

Oh my God, if she wasn't the head teacher, according to my temper, I would have beaten her all over the ground looking for teeth, what the hell, I would have proposed to the bottom of the bottle.

But I held back my anger and relieved myself and said, "I didn't do anything, did you wronged me?" ”

The head teacher's face turned white, and she pointed at me with her index finger and said, "You don't admit it until you die, you are really a wonder, then I'll tell you." You say, did you send something to someone? ”

"yes!"

"What sent?"

"Coffee."

"What else?"

"It's gone."

"The mouth is so hard, did you give someone a jade pendant, what does it mean to give a jade pendant, don't you think that the teacher has never been young, don't I know what it means to give a jade pendant? What jade pendants do you don't like people to give to others? Ah, even if you don't like it, what jade pendant do you give to others, ah, aren't you deliberately interfering with her peaceful and far-reaching psychological atmosphere? The head teacher's tone was simply subdued, as if the host was speaking on some kind of program on TV, aggressive.

The head teacher waved her hand, and she waved her hand to mean that you don't speak first, listen to me, "You said you, the boss is not small, ah, you give someone a jade pendant, and finally play a game of wanting to catch the old man, you master, you, you make people XXX feel how uncomfortable you know?" You're going to delay her future, and alas, you're going to ruin her life! ”

At this point, the head teacher was about to burst into tears, as if his heart was aching for an expensive work of art being shattered.

I am now jumping into the Yellow River can not be washed, and I finally understand, the bottom of the bottle misunderstood my meaning, in front of the students in the playground, I said that I don't like her, she felt that she was humiliated, so she felt unbearable for a while, day by day trance does not want to study, this situation happened to be seen by the head teacher, the head teacher himself has prejudice against me, this is good.

Alas, I sighed.

"What are you sighing, let me tell you, if you don't give me a way to deal with this matter, I ...... I'm not done with you! ”

Now, I had to lie to myself, "I really didn't give her that jade pendant, I accidentally pulled it in the coffee box, but she thought I put it in it on purpose when she saw it." ”

"I don't care about these crooked theories you say, even if you didn't mean it, now that she has taken it seriously, what do you say?"

"Isn't it over if I explain to her, if I explain that she can't even translate it, then I can't help it, she's so obsessed, maybe she really likes me."

The art teacher sneered and laughed again, "Hey, I'm Charles, you're pretty confident." ”

"Alas, the man is handsome, there is no way, how can I stop the curiosity of adolescent people about the opposite sex."

The art teacher couldn't stop laughing, her painting had just been two-thirds of the way through, and the head teacher was a little unhappy with the art teacher.

"You still have a poor face, you hurry up and apologize to others and explain this matter clearly, otherwise, you will roll me up and get out! Right now, now, just go! ”