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Chapter 321: The first meeting with Lu Renjia

"In Xialu Renjia, meet Master Su!"

When Su Xun heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, and subconsciously said loudly

"You are the king of the first couplet of the Han Dynasty: Lu Renjia?"

"Master Su Miao, Ren Jia is not talented, those are just some false names, but now Lu is a staff member of the second prince!"

The man spoke softly, was full of femininity, and had white skin, looking like a shemale. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Muran listened to his introduction on the side, and only felt so funny.

Return the passer-by! Why don't you call a stranger! And it is said that it is a false name, following a person like the second prince, if you don't want a false name, you want to be a ghost!

Thinking about it, the eldest lady on the side seemed to be a little disdainful when she saw him, and hurriedly said

"Li Jiu, I know you have some skills, but this Lu Renjia is a great character?"

Is he still alive? Miss, you can't say that it's his ability to do the basics.

Qiao Miaolin, who was on the side, looked at the disdainful expression on his face unchanged, and naturally knew what he was thinking, and hurriedly explained

"Although this Lu Renjia has no official position, he is indeed a master of couplets appointed by the emperor!"

"Appointed by the emperor?" Li Muran was also surprised when he heard it, this emperor is also idle enough, and he also handpicked a bullshit couplet master, it is true that he has the time to care more about the people.

After the eldest lady explained, he finally understood a little, it turned out that at last year's lantern festival, the emperor personally set up a couplet lantern riddle, and this Lu Renjia in front of him is said to be one person who broke ten in a row.

Although it is difficult to be an official, after all, Lu Renjia has no family background, but the emperor gave him a folding fan with an inscription, on which are written "to the king of kings" four big characters, and this Lu Renjia also became famous through this battle.

Later, people with better things once rumored that this Lu Renjia relied on the right pair to vomit blood to death of others, which is comparable to Zhuge Liang, the founding hero of the country, who scolded Wang Lang to death, which shows that his "mouth work" is very good.

was talking here, but Lu Renjia over there started, only listening to him bow

"Master Su, I heard that today is your fiftieth birthday, and your life is rare for fifty years, so the kid is here first!"

This pair of kings, Lu Renjia's great name Su Xun has naturally heard of it, and listening to his inquiry at this moment, he said with a hint of caution on his face

"Exactly!"

"Oh, although Lord Su said that it is your birthday today, but there is a difference between the monarch and the minister, the second prince is a relative of the emperor, and the surname is Liu in the world, it is really: rats are called old regardless of size!"

Listening to Lu Renjia's sudden couplet, Li Muran, who was on the side, was immediately stunned, this is the beginning?

And this couplet is full of irony, that Lu Renjia is also a scheming person, he first asked some questions regardless of itching, and then rubbed these questions together, not only scolding Su Xun for being a mouse, but also giving face to the evil second prince, which is really exquisite.

Although Su Xun is also brilliant and brilliant, but this Lu Renjia is obviously more scheming, this sentence is sarcastic, and the straight latter blows his beard and glares, but he can't think of the next couplet.

Su Xun's face is unusually ugly now, and he is red.

Su Xiaoxiao, who was on the side, was also very angry in his heart now, but he couldn't say anything about the next link, after all, if people scolded you, you had to scold back, otherwise it would be meaningless even if it was an ordinary link.

One of the most painful things in a person's life may be being blatantly scolded by others, but they don't know how to answer yet.

"Haha, good! is good, Lu Renjia is worthy of his father's call "the king of kings", and Lord Su has a suitable link to answer! ”

Liu Ji saw that Lu Renjia only had one couplet, not only scolded Su Xun but also made the latter unable to catch it, and the arrogance on his face surfaced on his cheeks again.

Seeing that no one in this hall could answer the upper and lower links, Lu Renjia's eyes were slightly closed, and the folding fan shook gently, he was really not afraid of the rhythm of being frozen to death!

Now the more sarcastic Liu Ji is, the more flustered Su Xun is in his heart, where else can he be right, after glancing at the people in the hall, he was about to swallow this breath when suddenly a voice came from behind him

"The ghost has a male and female surname Wu, I don't know if Brother Lu is a female or a female!"

Lu Renjia was still enjoying the feeling of being looked down upon, but suddenly someone hit the lower link, and this link was not only wonderful, but he actually dared to insult himself, and quickly opened his eyes.

I saw that the person who got up to ask was a hippie smiling man in Tsing Yi, with dark skin and very healthy.

Lu Renjia thought that his couplet was the first in the world, so he didn't take these people in front of him in his eyes at all, and it was the first time that he was so sarcastic at this moment, and he asked out loud in a slight anger

"I don't know my brother's surname!"

Li Muran walked to Hou Suxun's side, and did not pay attention to Lu Renjia, just kidding, a passer-by A has to take care of himself, so a passer-by B has to be taken care of, so he must not be tired to death?

"Su Lao, I often hear people say, you are the literary master of our Han Dynasty, this Lu Renjia is just an ignorant teenager, you compete with him, wouldn't you lose your own identity, this kind of rough work is still handed over to us little family members, otherwise it is small to win, and it is said that relying on the old and selling the old, it is not worth it!"

Su Xun listened to his nonsense there, and was immediately stunned, but after decades of officialdom, Su Xun was not stunned for a long time, looking at Li Muran, who was smiling hippie, his face instantly became happy, and he stretched out his hand to brush his beard

"What Li Gongzi said is very true!"

Seeing Su Xun's complexion change, he couldn't help but secretly admire in his heart, if it wasn't a litter of foxes, he didn't worship a court, then Han Fu was an old fox, and this Su Xun in front of him was an old fox!

But for the sake of you to relieve the siege of Brother Jiu just now, Brother Jiu will reluctantly help you!

He turned around and said to Lu Renjia with a smile: "We don't dare to be surnamed Gao, but this big name is there, and it is the first merry and talented person of the Qiao family in Luzhou City--- Li Jiu is also!" ”

The title of the king of kings was given by the emperor, but our title was given by everyone, it seems that the emperor is important, and the people are more important!

"Okay" Su Shi took the lead in standing up and applauding, and everyone in the hall applauded like rain.

Rats are called old regardless of size, and ghosts have male and female surnames Wu, which is really wonderful in the world.

As Su Shi's applause ended, everyone in the hall was boiling, after all, just now this Lu Renjia was not just scolding one person, but all the bureaucrats who were old on the field were scolded, at this moment Li Muran used the couplet to find them back in the field, where could they not be happy.

The eldest lady was surprised and delighted, but she also clapped her hands with everyone, and secretly said in her heart: How much ability does this Li Jiu have not yet been brought into play?

Lu Renjia was pulled back to a city, only thinking that he was careless and suffered a big loss, seeing this Ding hippie smiling face, where is there a talented demeanor, he couldn't help but snort and said: "The little family Ding also wants to learn the couplet." Let me advise you, two apes cut through the wood in the mountains, and ask the monkeys how to see each other?"

Li Muran saw him scolding himself for being a monkey, hehe laughed twice, grandma's person evolved from an ape, but he didn't suffer much, he looked at Lu Renjia with a look of disdain on his face, he replied with a smile: "Some people are self-righteous, but they can't figure out how many pounds and taels they have......

(To be continued.) )